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Politics / Re: Nana Shettima's Christmas Gifts To Christian Widows (Photos) by dopedealer(m): 8:42pm On Dec 25, 2016
Adegokenath:
Our oil money

^ abeg shey na palm oil or groundnut oil ..
Simple appreciation u cannot show.
Who you help ?
I spit on you !!
Religion / Re: Only Tithe-Payers Are Qualified To Receive Blessings - Oyedepo (Video) by dopedealer(m): 2:25pm On Dec 20, 2016
EmmzyWhite:
Well said my Father in the Lord.
Quote me wrongly and u won't see the end of this year


^ why r u doing this to your self
Religion / Re: Only Tithe-Payers Are Qualified To Receive Blessings - Oyedepo (Video) by dopedealer(m): 1:54pm On Dec 20, 2016
Thank God say man no be God oo
When did oyedipo become Gods secretary to decide who is entitled to Gods blessings or not ?
Or is he telling his followers that the blessings are coming from him? Hummm it is Not only the BLind that cannot see. it is Also not only the deaf that cannot hear . So help me GOD

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Family / Re: My Wife Has Given Me Days To Come For Sex Every Week by dopedealer(m): 6:07am On Dec 20, 2016
ActOfWar:
Lol! grin cheesy cheesy You are joking ryhh? grin

ThaT nigga is mean...
Crime / Re: Any Information Leading To His Apprehension Will Be Rewarded by dopedealer(m): 6:36am On Dec 19, 2016
Stylz69:
Any information that can help me find the man in the photo will be rewarded. His last known location was Enugu / Port-Harcourt. He is a mechanic who was based in Abuja and appealed for a loan to buy a car which i gave him. He never returned and has changed numbers though he uses his old line sparingly. His last known number is 08175010836. Thank you

Write a petition to ss in your state against him stating all that transpired .Hopefully u can provide evidence of payment of the money u gave him
Family / Re: My Wife Has Given Me Days To Come For Sex Every Week by dopedealer(m): 3:00pm On Dec 18, 2016
Stricker321:


what do you mean by 'Wanting to kill her?' How can asking my wife for sex mean that I want to kill her?

The way you are talking self i am suspecting you i swear . So because she is your wife u want to kill her... Erora

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Family / Re: My Wife Has Given Me Days To Come For Sex Every Week by dopedealer(m): 2:53pm On Dec 18, 2016
Stricker321:


I am 200% sure she is not seeing any other man so that side is settled. I will not say I am perfect in bed but I don't do badly.

I just cannot understand why a married woman will say she cannot cope with too much sex as she puts it saying I want to kill her.

^
Do you truely want to kill her ?
Dont lie. MakaNaki

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Family / Re: My Wife Has Given Me Days To Come For Sex Every Week by dopedealer(m): 2:50pm On Dec 18, 2016
I m not suppose to comment but i commented i m sorry for commenting
Romance / Re: She Kept Saying "No" While Moaning... by dopedealer(m): 4:01pm On Dec 15, 2016
Op u v joined bad gang.
Lol @ shuld i remove it - nono no

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Crime / Re: Wanted Notorious Kidnappers Apprehended By Police In Edo State. Photo by dopedealer(m): 4:58pm On Dec 14, 2016
0b10010011:
What other high paying scheme can one invest again apart from MMM

I just lost some amount to MMM and plan regaining it back through another scheme.

Bros if you didn't loss any money to MMM you would have added it to the one u want to make now. Nothing like "regain it back" except if it is from the same source it got missing
"That amount you just lost " is gone but i didn't say for ever grin
Religion / Re: One Of The Victims Who Lost His Life At The Collapse Reigners Bible Church (pic) by dopedealer(m): 10:13am On Dec 11, 2016
Pharaoh9:
SMH
The people who survived will still go to church or do thanksgiving and thank God for saving them without knowing God failed them

So all the people that lost their lives in bomb blast in diffrent mosque all over the world and north east nigeria God failed them too ?
Career / Re: Akwa Ibom Contractor Returns N1.8m Overpaid To Him By Government (pics) by dopedealer(m): 12:43pm On Dec 08, 2016
rusher14:
The way EFCC works these days one might be tempted to return his salary.

Lol

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Religion / Re: Is MMM A Sin? by dopedealer(m): 9:30pm On Dec 06, 2016
Make una allow MMM rest na ...haba
Mmm this mmm that . Na by force to crash undecided

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Religion / Re: Is MMM A Sin? by dopedealer(m): 9:28pm On Dec 06, 2016
Make una allow MMM rest na .... Haba


Mean while , A Parrot For Sale*

A lady walked into a pet shop demanding for a
parrot.
*The owner:* "we have 2 kinds, one repeats
everything you say & the other thinks for itself"
*Lady:*"I think I'll like the one that thinks for
itself"
The owner brought out her choice & told her to
quiz the parrot.
*Lady:* how do I look?
*Parrot:* like a prostitute
*Lady:* I won't buy it, this parrot is rude!
*The owner:* pls lady just give me a moment.....
(walked towards the backyard with the parrot. He
dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water &
warned the parrot, "if u're rude to that
lady one more time I will drown u in this bucket".
When the man came back to d counter he told
the lady now ask the parrot
anything you wish and I assure u that he will be
polite.
CONVERSATION
*LADY:*if I come home at. night with a man,
what will u call this man?
*PARROT:* Your husband!
*LADY:* Good, what if I come home with two
men?
*PARROT:* Your husband & your in-law.
*LADY:* Good! Good!, what if I come home with 3
men?
*PARROT:* Your husband, your inlaw & your
brother!
*LADY:* Goooooood!!! What if I come home with 4
men?
*PARROT:* (looked back at the owner)....and
said "pls go and drown me, I said it earlier that
this woman is a prostitute!!!

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Politics / Re: Ground Vehicle Acquired By The Nigerian Army From The UK by dopedealer(m): 1:58pm On Dec 06, 2016
SmartyPants:


Okay one thing you have to understand is that there is a big difference between theoretical rate of fire and realistic rate of fire.

The guy i quoted said the AK47 has a rate of fire of 60 rounds per minute. How i wish i could give him a dirty slap!!

The AK47 theoretically can fire 600 rounds per minute and the Tavor can fire theoretically 700-900 per minute. The difference is not that significant.

But crucially, like i said, these are theoretical figures and the real-life rate of fire depends on how fast the person firing can re-chamber their weapon because no assault rifle currently can chamber that many rounds. Realistically the highest rate of fire a human soldier will achieve should be around 200 rpm.

Yo papa no waste em sch fees .. All correct
Politics / Re: Ground Vehicle Acquired By The Nigerian Army From The UK by dopedealer(m): 11:24am On Dec 06, 2016
SmartyPants:


The AK47 is a highly competent assault rifle in the hands of a well trained soldier.

With regards to your bolded, why are you spinning figures out of thin air? there is not a single assault rifle in the world that can churn out anything close to that many bullets in a minute. The only weapon i know of that can do something similar is a minigun which are usually mounted on helicopters.

First of all do you know how heavy a weapon that can chamber 2000 bullets would be?


Bros a Tavor can release 1000bullets in a minute .
Politics / Re: Ground Vehicle Acquired By The Nigerian Army From The UK by dopedealer(m): 11:21am On Dec 06, 2016
mrvitalis:

Ok name a gun better than ak47


What do you know about guns ?
Do you need to be told that Ak47 is obsolete
The govt can acquire tavor , garlin or even F2000
For this men ready to serve there country.
I hope i answered ur question.
Education / Re: What Lesson Does The Photo Pass Across? by dopedealer(m): 12:45pm On Dec 02, 2016
May GOD not let us have problem that money cannot solve !! Although i love the dogs courage and determination but he learnt in the hard way .
Crime / Re: Ogun Police Seek Partnership With Herbalists To Fight Kidnappers, Ritualists by dopedealer(m): 1:36pm On Nov 25, 2016
What kind of konkobility partnership is that when it is even the herbalist that sent the ritualist in need of materials and tools .
Celebrities / Re: See What Bleaching Has Done To Bobrisky's Face by dopedealer(m): 7:56pm On Nov 07, 2016
And he is still trying to pose.. ..renovated murfucker
Crime / Re: The World’s 11 Richest Drug Dealers Of All Time by dopedealer(m): 7:37pm On Nov 07, 2016
11)Joaquín Guzmán Leora ( 25 December 1954 (age 61) Net Worth: $1 Billion

10)Al Capone (January 17, 1899 – January 25, 1947) Net Worth: $1.3 Billion

9)Griselda Blanco (February 15, 1943 – September 3, 2012) Net worth: $2 Billion

cool“Freeway” Rick Ross (born January 26, 1960) Net worth: $2 Billion

7) Carlos Enrique Lehder Rivas (born September 7, 1949) Net worth: $2.7 billion

6)Jose Gonzalo Rodriguez Gacha (May 14, 1947 – December 15, 1989) Net worth: $5 billion

5)The Ochoa Brothers Net worth: $6 billion

4)Dawood Ibrahim Kaskar 26 December 1955 (age 60) Net worth: $6.7 billion

3)Amado Carrillo Fuentes (December 17, 1956 – July 3, 1997) Net worth: $25 billion.

2) Frank Lucas (born September 9, 1930 – till date) Net worth: $52 billion

1) Pablo Escobar (December 1, 1949 – December 2, 1993) Net worth: $54 billion

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Fashion / Re: Yetunde Barnabas Wins Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Pageant (Photos) by dopedealer(m): 7:46pm On Nov 04, 2016
Seen. Patiently waiting for another escapade video grin

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Car Talk / Re: The Army Jeep Innoson Motors Produced by dopedealer(m): 9:50pm On Nov 03, 2016
My network so slow I forgot what I wanted to type
Family / Re: Should I End The The Relationship? by dopedealer(m): 10:00pm On Oct 27, 2016
Money cash hoes
Money cars hoes
Celebrities / Re: "Falz Is My Boyfriend": Simi Says As Falz Celebrate His Birthday (pics,vid) by dopedealer(m): 7:27pm On Oct 27, 2016
ClassCaptain:
simi...simi..simi

how I wished u had continued in your gospel line ..

your album Ogaju was the bomb and the samklef produced Ara ile was the mega bomb..

but now u haff joined bad gang..

u haff formed chemistry with falz, so you and adekunle gold na History now ba ??

Adekunle Gold ke
NYSC / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Two UNILAG Corpers Set To Wed In December by dopedealer(m): 9:03pm On Oct 25, 2016
I know this babe now. So Joy is getting married..
Bros u carry eye go market congrats o....

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Car Talk / Re: A Good Rewire Contact Needed by dopedealer(m): 9:10am On Oct 18, 2016
AmiLaHoit:
Dear NL family, my friend needs a competent/reliable rewire within surulere.
Kindly assist with the person's mobile number and name.
Thanks.

Morning morning, have u spoken with him now ?
Car Talk / Re: A Good Rewire Contact Needed by dopedealer(m): 9:36pm On Oct 17, 2016
AmiLaHoit:


Okay thanks a lot bro.
Hope ur day wasn't stressful ?
Abshaeg give me ur name nah even if na guy name...hahahha
Don't want to appear silly again.

I spoke with him already nah. I m scared of identity theft. Tell him from his brother that called him. And I told him Amy will call him. Ill send u a private message for my name it it's necessary
Car Talk / Re: A Good Rewire Contact Needed by dopedealer(m): 6:16pm On Oct 17, 2016
AmiLaHoit:



Dope this guy just dey ask me who gave me his number and I was telling him that if he does better work, em number myst fly but he seems to be more interested in getting ur name than the business I have for him.
Biko give me the name he knows u by and give him a call that Amy will call him now.
Pls tell me when done. Thanks

Call him now I just spoke with him.
Sorry for the late reply was very busy today just logged in NL after work.
Car Talk / Re: A Good Rewire Contact Needed by dopedealer(m): 7:49am On Oct 16, 2016
07060625565/ 08084393113.. Adan.
The guy is a wizard in the profession.
Education / Re: 7 Types Of Punishments We Had In School We Can Never Forget by dopedealer(m): 7:12pm On Oct 14, 2016
That stooling down and my popsy were like this when was young. Any small thing that time go and stool down there. At least 40mins. ..

Politics / Re: Religion War Under The Guise Of Corruption by dopedealer(m): 7:23pm On Oct 11, 2016
Clap for your self

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