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Nice one, hopefully that idiot gets the sack today

MzPecs:
Don't worry, i'll try and include you in my nominees list.

Lol, don't bother... i've been off this section for 2years now

MzPecs:
Who them help biko?

Your royal sexiness

MzPecs:
You don't mean it!

November 2015, hahahahahahaha... if you were not part of the year where we had the likes of sexkills, ogugua, modella, gree-die, idowuogbo, oahray, me, rooneyboy and a host of others, then you haven't lived the nairaland life, even seun go confirm am


Make una enjoy una award

Chelseafan1:
I respect you too my brother, make una no fyt biko

No wahala, as long as my "push at your own peril" button isn't pushed

Make body dey catch una, y'all will outgrow this sh.it, ask about the class of 012 and 013


Freshers

Chelseafan1:
This your comment though, so you'll judge the IQ of all Chelsea fans just because of one person?

I'm sorry pal, but it's the bitter truth... let's just say 95 out of 100 are senseless

You are one guy I've come to respect though

I pray we lose though

Somebody help with the live details when it starts

Trying to find a chelsea fan with common sense these days is like trying to find a drop of water in a desert

bigkesh:
I meant if we count man of the match awards for ur team.....
Tell me the useless players that won player of the year abeg....tell me 3 .....

Ur uselessness won't let u verify info that pass through that your ear drum....You keep visiting barbers shop,crashing parties and even viewing centers and gathering every soccer info you hear up and down the streets....On which planet did Depay win player of the year?

I can see that the christmas present Santa gave you yesterday is still affecting your sense of reasoning

Blind, Schweinsteiger have won the player of the year award, small mata was chelsea's best player in his time there, even young has won pfa young player of the year, the same honour you and your fellow imbeciles brag about(hazard), I repeat, incase you missed it, ronaldo was hazard's age when he won the ballon d'or and was a league's top scorer... Neymar isn't up to hazard's age yet, he has already been nominated for the ballon d'or, guess what? he's among the top 3... but to you fools, player of the year award is more important, no, dribbling like a headless chicken is even more important than the player of the year award

If you have nothing to do today, I have a play that I want you to act in, your job is to act like you've got some sense

bigkesh:
If that's mediocre, then tell me 2 players in team that aren't mediocre.....
Scummies don't know when to shut up...
Apart from Rooney,ur entire team don't have up to 10 individual awards combined.... That's including Man of the match awards

You are a big disgrace if you think winning man of the match award is an achievement, so many useless players have won the player of the year award(hazard inclusive) where is the useless dingbat now? Skyrocketing balls, I even heard the useless depay won the player of the year award, heck! Even blind... ronaldo at hazard's age was a ballon d'or winner, was a league's top scorer and this father christmas favourite visitor dey tell me man of the match award

Did you deactivate your sense alongside your moniker?

bigkesh:
Scummies thinking the most decorated active manager will stoop low to their Europa level..
Nonsense

Meaning your useless mentor is a coward, y'all wouldn't have smelled Europa next season if he had continued and I trust the arrogant prick to run away, decorated active manager my black assss, a decorated coach that stooped so low to relegation level, jose is not even fit to walk past Carrington, moyes with his clueless football did not take us to 16(one point above the relegation zone)

A decorated active manager that was straight outta the title race the moment the season started, act like you've got some sense, I'd accept trolls like pataki and ElFenomeno because their team sits 2nd and not a shameless troll whose useless team sits where nobody would even see even if he/she uses an iphone 6+

You should hide your head in shame, your mentor would give everything right now to be our coach and not be the coach of a useless team that can't even squeeze out a point to save their pathetic lives... Jose just hit a new low, he would take up the Newcastle job right now

Debroslink:
You all have forgotten what Mourinho did to Zidane @ Madrid. He sent him packing. How is Zidane different from Giggs? Zidane was assistant to Pelegrini before Mourinho sent him packing once he won the league.

Giggs and Mourinho will never work out once Mourinho wins the league with Man United.

No, he wouldn't dare, trust me... I am sure he has learned his lessons, unless of course he is an unrepentant douchebag

dmcdad:
A very merry Christmas to you too.

Abeg pity these guys this season.

Sure

Debroslink:
Do you honestly think Mourinho's egos will allow Giggs become his assistant?

Of course, this is manchester united not chelsea where all his bullshit will be taken lightly, I have this feeling mourinho would be humble and willing if he comes, he knows the club Is way bigger than him, heck! He said it himself, "man united is a super big club" and he knows he'll have to be very cautious

A giggs and mourinho combo will be very pleasing to the eyes

dmcdad:
Ouch... Abeg na Christmas be this.

Lol, happy christmas

Dadehmola:
In as much as I agree with some of your points, i doubt if the Portuguese can turn our fortunes around this season - he might actually worsen the situation of things.

Despite the annoying nature of Van Gaal's possession football, it has actually helped in protecting the weaklings in our defence. As we both know, Mourihno would rather park the bus, and mehn... really don't fancy our chances with this approach....especially with our present crop of players.

It might sound funny but guy, this is how I see it...

Since there's no guarantee that Mourihno will succeed, it's better to employ Giggs and fail..rather than employ someone who was axed for turning the league champions into relegation battlers, only for him to fail again.

You are absolutely right, but if we hire giggs, I don't think we'll get the players we desire, the load will be too much for him to carry... it's a very big risk hiring giggs not only because he is inexperienced but by the time we realise it was a bad decision, it will be too late cause all the managers would have been taken and we'll be left with An understudy who have learned the wrong things under two clueless managers

I believe hiring jose now will not only stable us but bring in quality players, if after all these have been done, giggs can take over, he just doesn't seem to be the one to steady the ship

RooRuudRonSaha:
if ronaldinho.messi,xavi can play for pep, msn for enrique then I don't see why underachievers like mata,martial,depay,herrera and even the now underperforming rooney won't play for the most decorated united player in history.

Giggs was a better player than all of them, except maybe rooney, are these the players we are going to use in the long run? Are we not going to strengthen? It was easier because those guys were already there before pep became the manager

Barcelona were quite stable before pep took over, so it was pretty easy for him, we have a disjointed team and I don't think giggs is the right man to fix it right now, we need someone who has done this before, we need a ready made manager, not an understudy

We'll just continue our transition stage if giggs take over, we need a proven winner, the experimenting should stop, other teams are buckling up already and we still dey put one leg for trouser

RooRuudRonSaha:
yes, giggs

You are kidding, please the club is too big for him to handle right now.. we can't keep on experimenting, we are finding it hard to find our feet and stay in the top four and you are suggesting giggs, who would even want to play for him?

Managers attract players not the club anymore, he can come in to replace jose after the club has been stabilised

RooRuudRonSaha:
mourinho to united, God forbid bad thing,

Do we have a better option?

ChristineC:
The same Jose just sacked for battling relegation?

Not everything was entirely his fault, his football was way better than ours, we need a breath of fresh air, we need quality players, we need to be faster, we need a change... jose will bring all these, I don't like jose one bit but he seems to be our only option

He wants to prove a point, he wants to bite chelsea in the assss, he wants to build back his reputation, he's wounded, he just wants a chance and I say we give it to him, let's put his loud mouth aside now

AdeLaNa1:
Lool! Azzin ehn!!

I dont know if i should pray we win so we can at least try to get our season back on track, or pray we lose so they can sack the bloody mofo....

Either way, its a win-win situation for us

It's a lose-win

The idiot wins 2mao and maybe win or draw the next game, he'll be given more time to torment us with his useless style of play till the season ends, we will not win the epl this season or next with van gaal, he needs to be sacked, I want jose before the TW closes

Danhumprey:
why na? so that them go sack lvg?

Yes

MrTA:
Merry Christmas to all Man Utd fans. Including the most pathetic and obsessed Depay fan of all airmark.

Here's hoping Santa bring us 6 points in the next 2 matches.

Here's hoping he brings us 1point

airmark:
UNFP Ligue 1 Young Player of the Year: 2008–09, 2009–10
UNFP Ligue 1 Player of the Year : 2010–11, 2011–12
UNFP Player of the Month : March 2010, March 2011, March 2012
FWA Footballer of the Year : 2014–15
PFA Players' Player of the Year : 2014–15
PFA Young Player of the Year : 2013–14
Chelsea Player of the Year : 2013–14, 2014–15
Chelsea Players' Player of the Year : 2014–15
Premier League Player of the Season : 2014–15


He was the sixth best player in europe this year.

I've changed my specs so many times just trynna find where he won "best player in the world"

If these are his dreams, then mediocrity rains all over him

Danhumprey:
as in eh!
thought sometimes he talks like someone older than him. but at other times,he is, well,bigkesh.

The first time I saw that his picture were he had the christmas hat on, I thought it was his kid

The dude ain't "kidding" though, he has grown up

bigkesh:
I don't grab bro

I mean, you be heavy small pikin

Bigkesh, hahahahahahahahahahahaha

You be heavy smally oh

airmark:
Just like some peeps here. Depay is a clown.


"I want to become a star. Failure is not an option. I want to aim as high as possible. I want to become the best player in the world"

Even Garba Lawal also had this dream.


Happy christmas guys.

Ah! Yes, tell us more about ikebe super's dreams and how close he has been to achieving them

Danhumprey:
really? who typed that then?

Someone else, not me though

Danhumprey:
jemi howfar? how many hours more?

I didn't type that

JayKayMaybachz:
Today Is My Birthday, Fam

Happy birthday fam, mine is on the 28th