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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 2:29pm On Aug 30, 2013
coogar: moyes is a goat.....
buy fellaini, convert him to a javi martinez clone to win all aerial incursions with carrick cleaning up after him. just the way rio cleans up after vidic.

put rooney behind van persie and flank him with inverted playmakers like ozil & kagawa, just the way dortmund used kagawa & goetze effectively and we would challenge the best teams in europe.


https://www.footballuser.com/formations/2013/08/811313_Manchester_United.jpg
good formation, buh I doubt if we can get oziL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 2:20pm On Aug 30, 2013
I read dat herrera's reLease clause is around 36million, dey said dey'll selL him if we can come up with dat amount..
Music/Radio › Re: OFFICIAL BILLBOARD: The IMMORTALS- The top 100 universal musicians in history by dopeJemi: 1:35pm On Aug 30, 2013
I totally agree
Education › Re: What Was The Worst Punishment You Recieved At School? by dopeJemi: 7:04pm On Aug 28, 2013
SS1... We were toLd 2 walk on our knees 4rm d cLassroom 2 d schooL gate, To and Fro, our knees started peeling untiL a teacher came 2 beg on our behaLf, when we were toLd 2 get up, we went back down, we cudnt walk on feet any more
Entertainment › Re: A Nairalander And Friend Eating Amala by dopeJemi: 6:53pm On Aug 28, 2013
Donmichaelz: yo mama so STU-PID that she puts lip stick on her fore head so she could make up her Mind
Yo momma so oLd, she knew Burger king when he was prince, Yo momma teeth so yelLow, Traffic sLows down when she smiLes, Yo momma so fat, peopLe jog around her 4 exercise
Entertainment › Re: A Nairalander And Friend Eating Amala by dopeJemi: 6:05pm On Aug 28, 2013
Donmichaelz: Yo mama so old wen d Biitch was in school there where no history Class
Yo momma so ugly, when ur grandmother gave birth 2 her, she threw her away buh Away threw her Backtongue
Entertainment › Re: A Nairalander And Friend Eating Amala by dopeJemi: 5:58pm On Aug 28, 2013
Donmichaelz: Yeah AM the One,don't let me insult u cos if I do it will be SO Hard dat ur Grand child will feel it...U so Stupid I can smell ur stupidity right now.
shut ur phucking mouth up, calling u stoopid will be an insuLt 2 stoopid peopLe, can u tell me hau stupidity is smelt? My grand-chiLd will feeL it? Lmao! What if my son gets married 2 ur daughter? grin grin fool, u claimed 2 be a canadian using a celebrity's picture, nau u here claiming 2 be an orang-utan eating God knows what, get some sense and while U at it, get a job, Mofo!
Entertainment › Re: A Nairalander And Friend Eating Amala by dopeJemi: 4:57pm On Aug 28, 2013
u r one sick Mo'phucker, aren't u d same dude dat opened a thread claiming 2 Be a canadian dat came 2 nigeria 4 d first time and ur bag got stoLen and u bought a yoghurt dat tasted like pap and went further 2 post a picture of a celeb and his FamiLy claiming it was u and ur famiLy.. U shouLd be castrated

www.nairaland.com/1414257/nairalander-familys-first-vist-nigeria
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 3:17pm On Aug 28, 2013
nitlad: Whatever....
dis would av been understandabLe if u were femaLe lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 2:44pm On Aug 28, 2013
nitlad: Chelsea handed SAF his last home defeat. That's all!



You must have been fed your own placenta for you to be spewing this much nonsense.

Chelsea did not only hand SAF his last defeat at home, Chelsea also dished him his last defeats in 4 different competitions - The FA Charity/Community Shield, The Carling/Capital One Cup, The FA Cup and The Premier League.



Old Garage = the scene of your mother and sisters' brutal molestation and gruesome murder!

Oloriburuku, omo iya aje.
buh u agree dat our Last home game was against. Swansea
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 1:26pm On Aug 28, 2013
[quote author=Mr_TA]Last home match at old Trafford was against Swansea. I don't know where old garage is though.[/quote]cheLsea beat us 1-0 at old trafford Last season courtesy of mata's goal, I think it was after arsenal's game or before, can't remember buh it was certainLy after we had won d titLe, dat was when Rafael got a red card 4 a tackle on david Luiz
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by dopeJemi: 9:25am On Aug 28, 2013
I'll woo Gree-die
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 9:07am On Aug 28, 2013
Rooney has agreed 2 stay, we've made a bid of 25M 4 fellaini, Mesut oziL is in d picture, mata is in d picture, baLe is still in d picture... I just tire sef
Travel › Re: A Nairalander And His Family's First Vist To Nigeria by dopeJemi:
Curse u... Dat is 1 half of d duo of Naijaboiz, dey do african remix of foreign songs, e.g lollipop, singLe Ladies, Kiss Kiss, thrilLer, I think dis is teju

www.nairaland.com/150594/naija-boyz-lollipop-african-remix

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLfT5uwkFxE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdLfT5uwkFxE

www.youtube.com/watch?p=8D6FF349F24D46BD&v=uR7_VACr-8Q&client=mv-google&guid=&gl=US&hl=en
Romance › Re: Secrets About Guys And How Our Minds Work by dopeJemi: 1:30pm On Aug 27, 2013
Prinzecharlez: bro abeg if u wanna cricticize,small small abeg sir
wasn't criticising, was onLy stating d obvious.. We cooL dou, he's mature
Romance › Re: Secrets About Guys And How Our Minds Work by dopeJemi: 12:58pm On Aug 27, 2013
adim2: take am easy. Dis is just a forum n we r here to have fun. Besides am just starting the thread while the other thread have gotten to page 16. Besides u don't expect us to take d same pattern of writing. If i dey spoil ur runs abeg no vex. Thanks for d corrections anyway
aite bro, Ride on
Romance › Re: Secrets About Guys And How Our Minds Work by dopeJemi: 12:02pm On Aug 27, 2013
Captain obvious, dese r not secrets + u avnt stated anything concerning hau our minds work, ur topic shouLd be "TYPES OF GUYS". U should state d things we think or do dat girLs don't notice, I think dats what d oda girL's thread was abt
Nairaland General › Re: Warri And Their Crazy Mentality by dopeJemi: 10:00am On Aug 27, 2013
hau many days u spend?
Nairaland General › Re: Warri And Their Crazy Mentality by dopeJemi: 9:29am On Aug 27, 2013
RealLy? Where in warri did u stay??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 9:13am On Aug 27, 2013
cooger d shirt again pLs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 9:07am On Aug 27, 2013
debosky: How can you play brilliantly without creating chances? Or what does playing brilliantly mean these days? Misplacing passes and shouting for penalties and handball every 20 mins? cheesy
lol! Who mispLaced passes? Lemme agree with u, we mispLaced a few passes, it happens in every game, cheLsea were d ones dat mispLaced d most passes, abi na arsenaL na no dey mispLace pass grin tacticalLy we were brilLiant, we outpLayed dem, like I said, we just cudnt find d cutting edge, and I bLame vaLencia 4 dat dou he tried buh he Lacked creativity
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 8:54am On Aug 27, 2013
+ I trust moyes more dan ever nau... D guy is good, fergie did make d right choice after alL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 8:51am On Aug 27, 2013
debosky: Worst OT performance I've seen in years. Drab, lack of penetration and abysmally boring.

If this is what Moyes is going to offer against the big sides, he isn't going to last in the job.
would fergie av done better, united were superb Last nite, we dominated d game 4rm start 2 finish and dats very unLike united when dey pLay cheLsea, if u say last nite's match was boring, what will u say abt d last match we played against chelsea at old trafford last season? I think we pLayed brilliantLy only dat we didn't create much chances
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 10:15pm On Aug 26, 2013
wtf are u guys blabbing abt? I don't get it... We pLayed really welL, when Last did u see united dominate cheLsea 4rm start 2 finish? Dey never had more possession dan us in d game, so what exactLy r u guys talking abt? We wudnt av pLayed better under fergie... We pLayed brilLiantLy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hbday Becacia Barbie!! by dopeJemi: 4:27pm On Aug 25, 2013
Happy Birthday
Romance › Re: ADVICE Please.......can You Date Ur Age Mate Or Som1 A Yr Older Than U Are by dopeJemi: 4:22pm On Aug 25, 2013
age doesn't determine d maturity of a person, if u truly love him, be with him... Don't let d age difference be an hindrance
Celebrities › Re: Chinedu Ikedieze (AKI) And His Beautiful Daughter! (pics) by dopeJemi: 9:04pm On Aug 19, 2013
stop spreading faLse rumours, dats not his chiLd, he said it himseLf, dats d baby of 1 of his Fans
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 1:08pm On Aug 18, 2013
BinghiNya: Wazza simply the best, he scores and assists loads of times. Only plastic fans abuse the great wazza
I can bet my Last cent dat elampiro Liked dis post
Nairaland General › Re: 190 Thread On Funny Pics by dopeJemi: 6:04pm On Aug 14, 2013
Svelteb: cheesy cheesy cheesy
buahahahahahahhahahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin Lmao! grin grin
Sports › Re: Which Football Club Do You Support And Why ? by dopeJemi: 7:33am On Aug 13, 2013
Manchester United.... Because winning is in their DNA
Celebrities › Re: Dbanj Urges Nigerian Artistes To Promote The Image Of Nigeria Via Their Music by dopeJemi: 5:49pm On Aug 11, 2013
oh! Great... He's doing that

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