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Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 6:46am On Jun 22, 2013
[quote author=I.Joan]Saw this post from a different thread!!![/quote]dat boy so gets my drift cheesy
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 6:45am On Jun 22, 2013
[quote author=I.Joan]Now, someone thinking differently kiss

But along the way, drop hints... so you don't remain a best-friend undecided[/quote]of course smiley
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 6:43am On Jun 22, 2013
sakaguchi: OP stop deceiving yourself there joor, no sensible sharp guy want to be best friend to a very fine girl, for God sake, that will make you Gayish, I would never be a best friend to a girl I intend chyking and watch other sharp men flash toast and cash and take her to their bedroom 3 hours later, boy!!! That is an emasculating experience . I don't blame you though, I use to think this your yeye style works, thank God I quickly realise it doesn't a long time ago. Get your confidence straight, get your koko set, get the money one side, come add swag, omo! Toast any girl you like after 5 minutes of meeting and you are home and dry. Imagine if you want to bleep Halima, Falashade and Chioma, will you spend 2 years gisting and being best friends with Halima, (inah! Haba mallam!) You go in and out of Halima before 2 days, if you are good, Halima and Falashade will be down within a week, Chioma might even be impress by your speed and invite you in next week. OP, forget this your born agin love, I toast girls I like when I meet them and by God I have bleep over 20 that way, so I'm not impressed with your meager 3- down. Campus rockz!!
bros, take ​am easy, i'm taLking abt some1 u truLy Love
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 10:21pm On Jun 21, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Tale of a frustrated male.[/quote]FOH
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 9:32pm On Jun 21, 2013
smothly: na me know myself
make we try am? Oya upLoad ur picture mah see first
Celebrities › Re: Wande Coal Mock P-square Personally Video by dopeJemi: 8:42pm On Jun 21, 2013
Melinde: Personally, i will say that Wande coal is mentally derailed.
presonalLy I wilL say u r mentalLy deranged, if u don't know something, u ask
Celebrities › Re: Wande Coal Mock P-square Personally Video by dopeJemi: 8:40pm On Jun 21, 2013
[quote author=maxwello.yg]Bad belle no good ooo...na their fault say u no sabi dance, eh wande coal?
Na their fault say u never produce video wey reach 'Personally' level?
Go get a life or..better still....go make better videos Personally![/quote]smh at ur LeveL of ignorance
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 8:31pm On Jun 21, 2013
smothly: Different different kind of wooing,i refused to be fool by any man or guy.
my dear, u won't even know when u'lL falL, besides its not fooLing
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 7:01pm On Jun 21, 2013
190:
yeah it works bruv but on a serious note

wen u got 1,2,3, 11, 12 girls like me

which time u wan create to dey discuss with them grin grin
heavy cassanova na u be, make ur dickson no go break oh
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 6:38pm On Jun 21, 2013
Godson201333: Another Romance teacher in the house...
cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 6:36pm On Jun 21, 2013
190: this dopejemi go don smoke egbo before entering nairaland

who has time to dey gist

walk up to her flash the hard currency and tangle her on the bed

before sending her packing who get that kind time to begin follow woman talk angry angry

wen them boku everywhere like solider ant grin

Just kidding ibeg na play i dey grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin u no go change Like Me embarassed
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 6:34pm On Jun 21, 2013
Eeja Nla01: I like this kind thread....

It works truely on them,but it doesn't end well that much.
buh it goes a long way
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 6:32pm On Jun 21, 2013
Odunharry: guy u dn hama o..she gv u attention pass ha guy..na mrning tl midnyt d guy dy work evryday?
lol! See, when girL don like boy finish, e get d kind attention wey she d give d boy, na speciaL kind of attention wey she no dey give her boyfriend, she go dey enjoy ur company pass her bf own, Na I mean cheesy
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 6:30pm On Jun 21, 2013
kennyskeelzz: real truth ....works well especially if u r a twin winkreal truth ....works well especially if u r a twin
telL me abt d twin part
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 6:27pm On Jun 21, 2013
Lordave: thanks coach. I'd like to be the captain of your team
consider it done
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 11:57am On Jun 21, 2013
Lordave: you are on point. I swear I dey feel like crying when I see a guy walk up to a girl for the very first time and start toasting.



Me get red lips too, sexy one
grin grin welcome 2 d league cheesy
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 11:52am On Jun 21, 2013
Odunharry: dm go put u 4 friend zone tinx...u tink say na u be d only guy make dy woo her?i dy laff o...if u go slack,sme sharper guy go collect d gal 4 ur hand...no time 2 waste,lol.

Quite agree with sme of d points made sha.
Buh she go dey pay more attention 2 u, she go wan dey dey near u alL d time, even if she get bf sef, she no go send, see, I dey do d same thing nau sef, d girL get guy wey senior me by far buh she give me attention pass her guy
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 11:41am On Jun 21, 2013
Uyi Iredia: One of the more sensible Romance threads. Pity it's not given attention.
thanks alot bro, i really appreciate smiley
Romance › Guys, Why Dont We Try This? by dopeJemi(op): 11:12am On Jun 21, 2013
[b]Now most guys will just walk up to a girl they like/love and start wooing her, some of them get insulted, some get snubbed, some even get slapped grin C'mon guys, dont u like 2 soak ur clothes b4 washing dem?, dont u like 2 cook ur yam b4 pounding?, dont u like 2 pour hot water on ur spaghetti b4 u cook it? U can do d same 2 deir hearts, u can pour acid on d wall of deir hearts b4 breaking it easily and completely(i mean d wall, not d heart)

its kinda awkward when a guy walks up to a girl and start wooing her, it aint classy(i like to call it dat) why dont u walk up to her and exchange pleasantries, most girls will think u r coming to do d normal thing which is wooing or toasting like dey like to call it, buh prove her wrong, make her eat her thoughts, strange right? yeah, u can only eat ur words i know buh make her bring her thoughts from her head and eat dem, try to be unique, try to be in a class of ur own even dou u no get school sef grin, dont just go straight to d point, una think say na only girls na cheap, guys we cheap too, we even cheap pass dem sef, u r cheap if u just meet a girl today and u make ur intentions known dat same day, u r one cheap mo'phucker grin angry when u r talking to her, try to force out a cute face, everybody or everyboy has a cute face, funny and silly abi? i know buh e dey melt dier soul, it works 4 me, it works 4 me cuz i have dis seductive redlips, no be say i dey praise myself, i just dey tell una grin

guys, we should try to make a girl like us first b4 hitting d nail on d head, i assure u, its either u'll be her boyfriend or her bestfriend, if she doesnt make u her boyfriend she'll definitely make u her bestfriend, buh if she no make u any 1, den guy, ur uglyness no get grade grin grin or ur mouth dey smell tongue

PS: i have done it with 3 different girls and believe me,it worked, i no toast anyone buh dey fell 4 me kiss wink


thanks 4 viewing kiss smiley[/b]
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland June 2013 is AbPatrick! by dopeJemi: 10:36am On Jun 21, 2013
I HAPPILY GIVE MY VOTE 2 ABPATRICK,Guy u fine no be small, and u kan come 4rm my state sef, after u win dis 1 abeg try out the Mr Nigeria own
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls Help Me To Win My Ex Back by dopeJemi: 12:03pm On Jun 19, 2013
imelachi: really?
yeah!
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls Help Me To Win My Ex Back by dopeJemi: 6:31pm On Jun 18, 2013
imelachi: i think he has moved on but he always say he has not love any other the way he loved me
hmmm! He has a girLfriend? My dear, Leave it up to Fate
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls Help Me To Win My Ex Back by dopeJemi: 6:29pm On Jun 18, 2013
aanumama: Coming back should't be hard if he's not into another relationship, maybe he's moved on and expect you to move on too , either way let him know how you still feel about him
nah! Its gonna affect her Later, I'm a guy.. Nothing sweets us more dan when our exes return when we didn't beg dem to, it swelLs our Head and we brag abt it
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls Help Me To Win My Ex Back by dopeJemi: 6:26pm On Jun 18, 2013
imelachi: notin realy.i left 4school,d distance kind of cut us of.we lost contact
hmmm! Kay! When u guys r talking or chatting, bring up d issue, say dis 'what realLy happened 2 us' be sure to make him know what u mean, put words in his mouth, tease him, taLk abt d times u guys shared, pLs don't taLk more dan him, like I said, put words in his mouth.. Like u can just say, 'u remember dat day we kissed or went out' he'lL start taLking abt it, buh if he doesn't taLk or show interest den know he has gotten over You
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls Help Me To Win My Ex Back by dopeJemi: 6:16pm On Jun 18, 2013
Last question b4 I telL u what to do.. Why did u guys break up
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls Help Me To Win My Ex Back by dopeJemi: 6:07pm On Jun 18, 2013
Does He stilL Love You? Do u guys stilL taLk and see each other often?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 5:35pm On Jun 18, 2013
uhmm! Just incase He decides 2 stay, what wilL be ur formation @saiLor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 5:34pm On Jun 18, 2013
SailorXY: Well said, but I must make corrections tho. Rooney has not been the main man in United from the beginning of the world, he met someone there who also made way for him. Rooney met van Nistelrooy, who subsequently made way for the younger generation when it was obvious he will no more be the main man. Van Nistelrooy also met someone, and so on. Rooney has rarely been the main man in Manchester United albeit an influential member of the squad, it was until Ronaldo left for Madrid that Rooney actually came to the fore playing as the point man. After a season of being the 'boss' he decides to start ruffling feathers! His contribution was well recognised & he was well "compensated". After that it was steady decline because he felt he was untouchable. Fergie put up with his nonchalance because United were in some financial mess, and it was obvious Fergie couldn't get the players he wanted. Things are not the same, Fergie went out & got RvP a top striker, then got a support striker in Kagawa. There have been times when Rooney has been poor throughout the season but keeps getting on the starting 11, and guess what? Hernandez has never grabbed a bottle in the dressing room threatening to smash Fergie's head. Fergie himself said Hernandez has done nothing wrong to be on the bench, yet Rooney was not in good shape, so why bench Hernandez & Welbeck tho I agree Kagawa didn't have a very good season but hey he just arrived?? Rooney was rightfully put in his place in the Madrid return leg & Welbeck justified his start! So what's all the Rooney fuss about? The occassional brilliance shouldn't fool us! Rooney is no more the go-to guy in Man Utd, he better accepts it or ship out #dazall
hmmm! I cudnt agree more
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 5:08pm On Jun 18, 2013
imagine say messi go munich, dem kan carry robben go pLay centraL, he no kan dey do welL cuz of d position wey He dey, dem kan dey substitute am anyhow, telL me say He no go comot d cLub?
Romance › Re: How Do I? by dopeJemi: 4:59pm On Jun 18, 2013
k2039: God go catch the Op, na d day the girl get bad day, na im he go appproach her.
grin grin grin grin u be wizard
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 4:51pm On Jun 18, 2013
SailorXY: Lollz
& what if your girl has asked for a break up, then you renew your commitment & even started giving her more money yet her performance dwindles. She then asks for another break up again?? Won't it be wise to grant her wish when its obvious you are just hanging by thin thread? If I were in your shoes I won't prefer a great fall tho grin
[b]it depends on why she asked 4 a break up d second time, I wouldn't Let her go if I made her my girLfriend number two when she has been with me 4 a very Long time and I just decided 2 make a new girL my number 1, dat couLd have made her ask 4 a break up, now Let's reLate it 2 soccer, rooney asked 4 a transfer not because he is not committed 2 d cLub buh its because of d roLe he pLayed through out d season, Let's Look at van-persie, pLayed 10games without scoring a goaL and there were even times where he Looked Lost buh did fergie substitute him? No! Now Let's Look at rooney's case, a striker and a very good one at that, he pLayed behind, he fLops, he gets substituted, why? because RVP is there, dat kilLs a pLayer's spirit, rooney was our hitman, our number one, we all echoed his name, its not fair 2 him atalL, Rvp just took his spot and we just 4got alL d contributions rooney has made through out his years at united alL cuz we bought RVP, I want us 2 av a xavi and iniesta Like pairing upfront, RVP and Rooney, not sacrificing 1 striker 4 d other, rooney just wanna pLay his naturaL position dats alL he is asking for, I don't see why we can't av 2 strikers upfront[/b]

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