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Happy Birthday dear WulLnp Av alL d Fun in d worLd cuz its ur day ![]() |
ItsModella: When sexkillz bans you, I'll be your friend, I'll be there to console you..Who z sexkilLz and wah offence did I commit dat wilL make him ban Me ![]() |
pLz I'm new here and I wanna make friends |
caseless: jst my questionbeLieve Me when I say d thread z fulL of long epistLes |
Smartie gurl: Don't knw why Pyguru banned me. *is well sha* Please has anyone gone through Carmelion's thread? My gosh, things are happening in this world.....people's stories got me thnking like am i in the dark? You need to go through that thred to knw what am saying. I pity some persons...Wats it alL about |
caseless: ehen...now u have it nigerianised... ![]() |
caseless: wivawt? Abegi...spel am wel abegLol! I spelL it d way I pronounce it Okay! WITHOUT ![]() |
ItsModella: yeah, I remember now...you ran off with shollypopz at some point...so what are you talking about?I never ran off, I was onLy teasing her den, u shud av trusted Me, wats a reLationship wivawt trust ![]() |
ItsModella: thank you!! I believe you also cheated...just can't remember who you cheated with..I resisted d temptation My dear ex-wife buh u didn't, u even cheated n d person u cheated on Me wiv. God knows I Loved u Like a mother Loves Her son |
ItsModella: yay!! I'm free free free...thank you so muchU've aLways Been free buh I never payed attention, u've cheated severaL times buh stilL payed no attention and nau av had it up 2 Here *remembers she can't see me* av had it up 2 my head |
ItsModella: ermm, I thought I had mine deliver the divorce paper to you some weeks ago..Oh! He never came, an incompetent Lawyer u've got urseLf, just 4 d records, we r DIVORCED ![]() |
ItsModella:Has My Lawyer given u d divorce papers ![]() |
fulL house Evening y'alL Wherez Mrs.Jemi? |
pLs Let's not get carried away here ![]() |
FirstLy, K'naan did waving fLag not shakira ![]() SecondLy, hahahahahahahahaha, nice 1 ![]() |
Eboue never dissed us, it was an impersonator, go 2 page79 in d Civ vs Nig thread, u'll see it der |
[quote author=gree-die]kk u don't need to apologise [/quote]Lol!Okay! So hau was service and which church do u attend |
[quote author=gree-die]chai!!!!! not good... not good atall. wat ve u bin doin?[/quote]Been sLeeping Sowie 4 d Late repLy |
[quote author=gree-die]Good afternoon binger, dopejemi dont8 et all... how was service? uplifting i hope ![]() where is spikes c?[/quote]Just seeing dis My dear I no go church oh, avnt even opened My door 2day |
wah if I telL u dis joke z oLd n staLe ![]() |
Sex Av lived 4 16years wivawt sex and I'm stilL Living wivawt avin it. And alcohol too Btw! Op, ur topic and d body r contradictory, d topic shud be 'which of dese can u manage 2 live wivawt in 3months' |
Happy Birthday Bro, WulLnp! ![]() |
seattLe Kay just kidding, dats if u know where seattLe is ![]() dis z Jemi, reporting Live 4rm DeLta state(waffcity 2 Be precise) ![]() |
lalaosky: na wash...he looks messed up though..he's better off with his dreadsHe never cut A♏ oh Its packed 2 d back like a ponytaiL |
guy dey dere dey sLeep 4 bicycLe, dey dere make boxers dey wear u Any spongebob Fan in d House? ![]() |
2sexy: Interesting, Idowuogbo finally quit nairaland for somedays...Maybe she hasn't quit buh u made a very good point, I noticed sumfin in dat sweetLemon's thread, idowu was caLm wen nkachi or warreva her name is was attacking her and dats d first time I saw idowu not attacking back.. D chick was 2 strong and ready 4 her |
lalaosky: upload a pic of yourself in pantyhose for itsmodella to pass her judgement..you can wear thongs too if you so pleaseI do dat err'night wen we 2geda and she Likes it StilL no proof ![]() |
lalaosky: lmao...you're definately gay!!Prove it ![]() |
ItsModella: I dey kampe..you nko?I Firm Like LaLaosky Erεction ![]() |
ItsModella: thank you...all I saw was blah blah blah blah blah...Na u sabi Hau u dey? ![]() |
ItsModella: yep, it is my dream to go to Hogwarts to further my education on witchcraft.Hmm! My psychoLogicaL sense of reasoning telLs Me dat u didn't jolLificate it d first time I droppedanized it, it aLso televised me dat u made deep research b4 u cud figurate it out buh dats by d way side, hope ur Night z funified ![]() |
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its ur day 




