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diggz:
Ogbeni... modeling no be for only people wey get six packs ogbeni.....diff ones dey abi na runway model you wan be ni? Billboard own dey,tv etc try go first before you dey rule yourself out for here....

Shey na fake job or you no just wan go Owerri?

Na real job, the owerri thing take me by surprise, nobody expect am for there, normally na warri, Lagos and Benin Republic I base, so going to owerri na a whole new one for me and e come for time wey I no expect or plan for

elrony:
You fit model for Airmax na!

Or why you think say Ibime like Airmax

No dull o

If to say I fine like Pa diggz so, I for don dey model for FABoulous escorts or YOKOhama wildlife

Lmao Ibime fat enter leg sef, Airmax no get him size

diggz:
Why you no try all those rosabel for ikeja for modelling jobs? Enough modelling outfits been dey that ikeja axis wey you fit dey get modelling jobs from na....at least I use am hustle way back use make small money.

And guy....you go gats do wetin you gats do o! No allow distance deter you from looking for your mulla....cuz na only time before you go actually get your breakthrough.

Modelling ke, na small thing I take resemble Ibime now oh, which kind modelling job you think say Ibime go fit do? if I Waka now enter those modelling companies say I wan model for them, na crane dem go take throway me outside

I went for one Radio presenting job at ikeja, dem deceive us go the place, only to tell us when we reach there say na Owerri the job dey, after I don form phonetics finish with my sweet radio voice

elrony:
Na that Harvesters wey dey along that Lekki - Ajah road?
DopeJemi you go come church on Sunday?

I be Muslim

afrodoc2:
And we never mention those cash madams wey dey use body parts do jazz or the ones wey dey exchange people destiny like bureau de change.
If u consider all the job hazard both physical and metaphysical you go just stick to submitting CV upandan.

Lmao I no do again abeg, frustration dey make Man think different things, I frustrate sotay I no know when I start to dey go auditions for acting, all the way from Abule egba to NTA for VI. Me wey no know anything about acting oh, na for there I take know say some of our celebrities still dey suffer, dey use aluminum chains dey cover up

Nihilstjnr:
honestly church parole in a new generation church with a phonetic speaking pastor is an excellent place to find these packages.

Na wetin pastor skimple dey use hook dem now for portharcourt. The only guy selling that gentrified gospel for those zones na Oritsejafor and the guy na ol skool lapel. Oritsejafor na MC Hammer, Apostle skimple na Drake.

Dopejemi you need raid all those churches for island especially - House on the rock and City of David. if you wan a true sugar mummy, as in grandma, you fit check out that English looking cathedral for CMS side. I'm you go see one or two rich widows there.

Don't go to Coza or Harversters sha. They are full of young people like you hunting the same pot of gold.

I believe I know where I will be worshipping on Sunday

afrodoc2:
This thing no too hard. First take off that ring if e still dey your face. Make sure your dressing dey on point.

If your job entails interacting with customers one on one like bank job, telecom or marketing job better.

Then join church and gym (wey correct people dey go), go dey lounge for bars and restaurant wey those heavily paid, heavy duty single KPMG/Chevron/Schlumberger chicks dey go for lunch break for Lagos Island/VI.
If person invite you for any owambe or other correct party, attend it on sniper mode.

More honourable way sha is to make your own money and start frying the toskis of the women both young and old, that one na a la carte.

Lmfao I sure say na this job you do take travel go Yankee. See information na if na all these ones I go do take get sugar mummy, then I no do biko, I no get strength, I go dey manage my small pay dey go

raumdeuter:
You mean that tongue ring is not enough clue?

Agbaya, where you see tongue ring? Btw, That ring(lips) was a chick magnet, coupled with the fact that I have red lips again

I took that sh.it off 2015 though

Nihilstjnr:
You honestly don't know why you're a homo magnet, Jemi?

As per fine boy that I am na what other reason could there be?

diggz:
Lol @ homos....Sha take am easy make you no go enter one chance...

Warri no dey carry last!!!

diggz:
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Na only homosexuals dey carry their crase come my side, I no know why. Well, make we dey see sha, me sef wan be agent

diggz:
Lol...ogbeni na the oldest trick for scamming book naim dem wan use for you be that o!

I don tell you to enter igboro go find by yasef....you must to see...

How I wan take see, dem dey approach person?

diggz:
Dopejemi how ur sugar mummy waka na?

Mtchewww, no be all those mumu agents wey dey say make I pay 15k, 20k for hook up, if I get that kind money, shey I go dey find sugar mummy ni make me go dey buy drinks for expensive bars, dey use style dey wait for one wey go approach me, for money wey I no get, na so I drink my drink finish almost chop the glass join sef, nobody show.. I must skrrr skrrr with my Benz this year oh

diggz:
Atole oshi...! Olodo

no worry, by the time i skrrr skrrr, pull up in my Benz, you go know say ashawoism dey pay

Lana1:
Just randomly stumbled upon this now. Have fun!!

Oshey!!!

diggz:
Oya go diners,joints,malls and co....go try yah luck na....weyrey boi

Okay oh

diggz:
No be ashewo you be before?

For the paper I be ashawo oh, I no dey dey am

diggz:
Eediot!! Shebi you gada 6packs? Enter lekki go shade yourself like okrika shirt...e fit enter for you bytch!!

Ode make I just stand like ashawo under sun, you try

TalabiAudu:
cc: pataki

SHe might have something for you

Isn't pataki a male stripper?

raumdeuter:
Check out Bobrisky

You no well

elampiro:
Some sharp young guys have been used for rituals.

Really? Well, I dey find the clean ones

Abeg I dey find sugar mummy, I no dey joke

skyhighweb:
well he said free for video production nothing about music production

Which is why I asked if he did music production and if it extends to it as well

skyhighweb:
chk us out

He said free though, I am guessing yours isn't

What about music production?

I sure say I go dey cinema dey watch either gringo or black panther for that Brighton game, I no wan vex abeg, e better make I dey chop popcorn under AC

funlord:
Dopejemi? Dem seize your phone abi dem dey threaten you for what's app? Which wan be all this guest wey you dey form?

ChristineC dey with us...capitalcee sef full ground....i know say you be jose4life so you better come add your 2 cents to this whole debacle....

Lol, omo I don decamp from that camp since last year oh, I Don decide to dey neutral for Mourinho matter when e come to him defensive approach for 95% of our games, for the first time in a long while, I am uninterested

GloryIsaac:
Cowards, just like their lord and savior , How can one be a coward on a faceless forum? .. I weak.



It will be done IF City wins the Premier League after the Manchester Derby (making United give them a guard of honor). Hopefully, the players will avert such disgrace by beating City and temporarily delaying their trophy celebrations.

This one gets me confused, Man City need two more wins to win the title right? And they play us in one of their next two fixtures, isn't it until they win the two games that a guard of honour will be given to them? By the next team? Let's say they play everton next game and win, it means they need one more win, are we going to give them a guard of honor when they haven't won the second game, I thought guard of honour is given by the next team after the trophy has been won by their opponents

Shame no even let me come troll una yesterday, una play ball yesterday sha.

raumdeuter:
That's true sha

Dopejemi shey na you provoke Mourinho to insult the entire Manchester United organisation

Wo! Anything he like make he talk, I sha don't want him here next season

afrodoc2:
My point to you was not football related, rather it is linked to your debate with Raumdeuter. Mourinho has no class and has a well documented history of classless behaviour and comments. He does not have to be provoked by another manager, player, journalist e.t.c to display this behaviour.

Yesterday was a good example of this. I have never seen any manager troll his own club and rubbish the club's history just to justify his own pathetic result. JM is the only man i can think of that would make that kind of statement at such a time when fans are pained.
His outbursts and clashes with others is not because he is provoked but because he lacks class and does not have the decency to take the high road.

I completely agree and I am keeping to word, Mourinho is Mad

I always laugh when some people come here to defend Mourinho after a win, even David Moyes sef dey win with west ham, doesn't mean he isn't a shit manager. I have learned to remain neutral whether we win or lose, Mourinho no be am at all