₦airaland Forum

lkillbrokehoes:
Lol smh, so what's your plan this year?

To be successful and maybe "rule the world"

lkillbrokehoes:
I know everything about you baby girl, I ain't a rabbi but I know everything. you don't have to deny okay? no one will say any shít to you when am around, I just want you to continue being a good girl and have little fun, be careful of stupid boys out there that only want your body and stay safe most importantly

Okay papa. I'll have this in mind.

lkillbrokehoes:
What did I say you little girl? it's not a crime to say that you are an undergraduate, now that ASUU have called off the strike and schools are about to resume, perhaps, you will have more time to mingle with others and get busy, I actually portray you as a shy and lonely girl, you also like to eat and sleep alot.

If your plan was to make me laugh, then I must say it worked. Who's he even calling "little girl"??!! Smh

He thinks of me as a shy, lonely LADY who likes to eat and sleep alot. very funny. It's obvious you know nothing about me

lkillbrokehoes:
Annoying things like what? smh

So you have been at home without doing anything right? I hope you are still going to school when it resumes? you really need to go outside and have fun and stop hiding inside your shell

You can't remember something you wrote yourself? Issokay.

Look at this young man. He thinks I am an undergraduate. Lol

At the bolded.... that's so not true. Smh...

lkillbrokehoes:
The same to you, where have you been hiding? you even ignored my mentions, smh!

i did not ignore your mentions. Let's assume I did, I am sure you must have said some annoying things.

And I have been hiding in my home. Where else do you want me to hide?

blesskewe:
talk of banky

You need help. Why not talk to him yourself?

BarrElChapo:
Html

Are you for real?

Happy wedding anniversary

Small head

lkillbrokehoes:
Big head

Happy New Year

1 2 3 4 5 & 8 got me laughing. Some guys will not like this

felong:
No wonder his father died of HIV. Cheerful giver indeed.

what were you thinking when you typed this? Never speak ill of the dead.

FalseProphet1:
Lol, you're funny. Nice meeting you by the way

Nice meeting you too False Prophet

FalseProphet1:
Lol... I can tell u all about yourself if you don't mind

I mind. Everything from a False Prophet will definitely remain False.

FalseProphet1:
I see quite a lot

Of course you do. Most False Prophets see quite a lot.

FalseProphet1:
I prophesy that by this time in the next five years she will update her status as single and ready to marry. Watch out for this prophesy.

yen yen yen. Coming from a False prophet.

Almost1stclass:
What kind of smell?


Like rotten Egusi soup ;DWhat kind of smell?


Like rotten Egusi soup

This people will not kill me with laugh.

Abeg which one is rotten egusi soup? Ehn?

9jayes:
Like rejecting a mansion in Banana Island for a bungalow in Urlu Imo state?, I dey crazy?

RapistOnBail:


Beer has finally killed this man

Smh..

OROSUNBOLB:
This is not funny you know. If you can't commiserate with the guy,at least respect the memory of his late dad na !

Not everyone is sensible, you know?

Rip to the dead.

The comments above got me laughing hard

pyyxxaro:
DJINEE


Go and find EGO

I think he found her already that's why he stopped singing.

ApostlePaul14:
RIP, u would have been my birthday mate if not d additional one day

July 27th?

drmikeadams:

This ur name remind me of my first girlfriend ..lol this girl teach me something wey I no fit forget

mind sharing with me? Make I do amebo small

donbachi:
Some,u go hear.."baby,i just received a call from village,dat my mum is down.dont have a dime and dont know wat to do"..all na to collect from u.for mama wey don die since.

I no fit laugh....chaii. this one off me

Nazgul:
Here's mine... anytime I see this pics I weep. Poor guy.

see them..... hungry girls. The guy in particular is senseless. Trying to please them all? He needs brain reset.

For life most especially. For good health and for loving me unconditionally. God I am grateful.

kraftysprouts:
AEW wrestler not WWE

He use to be a WWE wrestler

So sad.....Rip harper

xolocious:
It begins with a step and the first step is letting her know how you feel. Whatever you will do if it doesnt works lies on you but its best you take the first.

we are still saying same thing na.

EngrMcDon:
Mine is 'Felix na Dibia'

dibia Kwa? Very funny

The first Noel
Deck the hall
Joy to the world

xolocious:
Wahala be like BICYCLE...


The truth is, THE SIGNS WERE THERE BEFORE YOU MARRIED HER. YOU TOOK IT FOR GRANTED OR SHOULD I SAY, "YOU WERE BLINDED BY LOVE". IT'S STILL NOT TOO LATE. YOU CAN TALK IT OUT WITH HER AND LET HER KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT. DON'T BE SCARED ABOUT HOW SHE OR THEY'LL SEE IT. YOU NO FIT USE SHAME CHOP SHIT. FOR THE TIME BEING, LET THEM STAY TILL THE NEW YEAR BUT LET HER KNOW THEY'LL BE LEAVING AFTER THE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION (INFACT, THE FOLLOWING MONDAY BEING 4TH OF JANUARY).
SPEAK OUT!

Talking to her about it is one thing....she listening is another thing