₦airaland Forum

Omniman:
it is safer inside....

All those new year resolution nonsense no dey work

Can I have the chicken?

Beautiful couple.

Vinnie2000:
Lolsss...U nor dey Like follow your Mama Waka?

One of my Guy own na Church!
He doesn't like sitting close to his Mum in d Church...
because If he nor dey Clap and Sing, him Mama go Waka come meet am, dey Warn am to Clap/Sing!

dan9ice:
If you're walking with my mum and she sees her friends
Just find mat and relax
Or you better bid her bye bye
Them go even talk reach Nation security level

very funny.

It's not a bad thing to greet na, or is it?

I greet too but not this your mom type of greeting.

CandyOps:
If you no like the show just say so. Nobody will flog u which one be say na Runs Girl show again? Besides, 10 million naira reach for me to sell my wife seff e come be 90 million.

"C'mon, stop playing with me man!" in Micheals voice

I don die

Xenry:
"Five Feets Apart"
"Sonic, The Hedgehog"

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"What Happened To Monday"
"Transit 17"
And . . .
"The Legend Of The Seeker (a season movie)"

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what happened to Monday.

I love that movie

ifytrik:
First of all, once you get back home today, go straight to her husband and explain what happened in your working place today to him, then plead with him to help you persuade his wife not to get you fired from your place of work. After that, go and explain everything to your boss and make sure you tell him the absolute truth, if he still sacks you after all this then go for revenge, Nigeria police doesn't deserve forgiveness, just don't kill her but make her loose her job as well, if legal means doesn't work then try illegal means. As for me I go just cut one of her leg and she go loose her job automatically.

these people will not kill person with laugh.

mrjaydee:
Wahala.. people dey office, not knowing say thier car don float/sail go Apapa.

Omo x 246cows

donstan18:
Lagos is the dirtiest, overrated, frustrating, suffocating, shiitiest, over populated, filthiest, disorganized, irritating and over hyped state in the world.

The presence of celebrities is the only thing differentiating Lagos from Abia and Ekiti state.

A ground for thuggery, traffic, depression, crimes, fake lives, bleaching, oloshoism, infections and all manner of fvckery.

Any honest Lagosian will agree with me.

If you ever leave Lagos to Abuja, Port harcourt or Kano, you’ll understand me better. To even think this is happening to the overrated Lekki makes it more funny.

Tueh!!

Haba bros, kilode?

Biko, take it easy on Lagosians.

This is pure wickedness.

Thank goodness you got home safely.

This is colourfully beautiful.

I like.

tojahh:
Not marrying her.
Leaving all my properties for her after school.


Now the husband sleeps on my mattress and watch my TV

carlcar2012:
I was homeless, long story. He paid my accommodation well he isn't cute but got small money can't be seen dating him, so I changed d locks and refused to give him the spare.

Smh...you need Jesus in your life, trust me.

What a funny post!

hartson:
it will never be cholocate rather pot/kettle black.

And you know this how?

yellowgarri2:
5k is like 5m to me presently. all I need is yellow garri with vegetables and Shawa fish, to hold body and soul together. More money to the giver

this is so funny .

Chatinent, may you never lack. God bless you for reaching out to others.

When dark meets fair = chocolate.

Your union is blessed.

Akuruoulo:
SISTER MI NA LIE U TALK

everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. You just made a choice not to believe me. That, my friend is allowed.

Yes I have.

He would pound the onion so we could eat his meal. Because i and my sister don't eat cooked onion.

I remember the day he cooked yam pepper soup for my mom cause she just had my kid sister.

My dad took the pot of yam pepper soup to the hospital.

God bless our fathers.

No 9. I can manage.

You can keep all your gifts for all I care. I rarely ask for anything when I know I work and can afford anything I want. And if it happens to be my money no reach, I quietly look away till I can afford whatever it is. Simple.

Anigreat:






I can only wish you a happy birthday because you have proven to the world that you're not impotent at all as most people think. Thanks for finally impregnating Adesua.

Happy Birthday BANKY!

Smh...

BurntSoul:
U speak the French language eloquently?

Nope. Was free styling. You get?

Crunchyg3:
it's a simple yes or no answer I don't know the big deal except you are hiding something

Very funny. Hide something from someone I don't know offline?

Crunchyg3:
please can you answer me already or I won't bother you again

Bros calm down na. Haba!!

Crunchyg3:
please answer me the normal way, I am not from Nigeria

well, I am a Nigerian.

Spending123 post=100086073:
Because I found out she was a girl of the people, by the people and for the people. Don't worry heartbreak go reach all of onah I just collected my own last month. It will go round, nah turn by turn.

noble2faith:
Lol.. Don't mind me. I wanted to say u re a celestial being cos of ur beauty. You lost ur way to Earth.

Merci Monsieur