₦airaland Forum

Boxer007:
Hello there madam, you are beautiful. Madam may I have sexx with you so I can stop being gay from Janary 2021?

you are forgiven. Go and sin no more.

Merry Christmas

Ikillbrokehoes:
Are u insinuating that am not nice?

No you are not. You have plenty wahala

Ikillbrokehoes:
I'm just a matchmaker, looking for a nice man like myself that will marry you

Ok Mr matchmaker. Who even told you you are a nice man?

Ikillbrokehoes:
Nawa o! brain54 love u sha

Ok? Lemme agree he does....what about you? Because it seems you do more than him.

Ikillbrokehoes:
Until Ur big head fall off

Smh..

Happy birthday ma'am

Hmm...it is well.

The kind of questions they ask here is something else. How can you ask this kind of question for goodness sake? Nawa o!!

deewhydoski:
Why are u shaking ur head, no be true he talk.

I'll respond after I finish this bottle of fayrouz.

Smh...

brain54:
easy....dorin27

Thanks for the mention

div111:
I went to the EVILFOREST to retrieve a lost artifact.Unknown to me, Mjbolt summoned a thunderbolt to hit me. My mind was as though it was filled with CAPSLOCKED until fati2001 aka the low budget zzor came to my rescue.
Having regained the lost artifact, I came across kestolove and I could see that her/his brain was full of buhari's poo + BODYODOUR little wonder her/his tribal bigotry is too obvious to see cos her/his father has a SMELLYSPERM..

my regards to ilegend whose posts always make me laugh

this got me laughing.

EdoFirstBorn:
Yes too hard because 99% are whôres
Materialistic, manipulative, pathological lairs

Most of them have lost what makes them women that's why when you are with them you quickly feel the need to exit that conversation or just have her leave.

They feel like men ... Yurk

They are a lost course.. that's why you have so many over aged unmarried women in Nigeria

I predict that in the coming years more and more of these over aged women will become nuns .

Don't you think 99% is too high?

Bluezy13:
Yours stopped

I'm surprised, I'm almost thirty yet I keep sweating...even during dry season when there is cold.
Imagine feeling cold and sweating at the same time
I don't think it is reduction of salt intake.

Yea it stopped and I don't know how and when. I hope your own stops too.

brain54:
yes I did...said a little prayer for you too.

Thank you sir

brain54:
happy Sunday... I hope you went to church today?

I wish you same. Nope I did not. Did you?

Finnestgreat:
if a lady catches her man with anoda lady she should leave him afterall dere are other fishes in d sea

okay...I guess it should be same with the guys then.

brain54:
i hope yöu through with whats been ocupying your time though.

Yea. At least for now

HitlerGaddafi:
Guys go dey fvck around but expect their girlfriends to remain loyal lol.

You're getting mad because she did something you're also guilty of.

You deserve a chilled bottle of Heineken

masterP042:
Leave the scene, if she later apologize, act as if you've forgiven her.. Use her guilt trip to fvck the hell out of her, allow her date herself, always make sure you fvck her with protection, don't pity her. Do her anal, fvck her in her menses, u can even make her lord of the rings, and waste her bleeping time.. When you're tired of her, dump her like a used condom.

Hian!!! And you think you will make heaven? Smh...

brain54:
i am good dorinda....just felt a bit awkward not 'seeing' yöu around...

I have been very busy of late...thanks for checking up

HitlerGaddafi:
Guys go dey fvck around but expect their girlfriends to remain loyal lol.

You're getting mad because she did something you're also guilty of.

oya take one bottle of Heineken

I'll respond after you tell me what a lady should do after catching her man with another lady.

brain54:
hey! i hope yöu good? just checking...

I am very well thank you. Thanks for checking up, I appreciate. Hope you are good too?

debaj10:
ameerah24, Chimela10, dorin27, Queenara, merxi55, Blackpearlxx, Chii59, generationz, dammy77,
what do u ladies think?
who do u support, me or her?!
*picks race from thread…

Who dey pursue you?

Silentgroper:
U sabi frustrate pesin. Can u stop it already.
let me gve u some true loving

Smh...

Silentgroper:
U should take a break 4rm shaking, u shake it way too much.

Smh..

Silentgroper:
I don die.. See everybody professing luv upandan. . Even my betrothed lowkey wants to link up with her 1st crush.

lemme tag someone too.


dorin27. Ah ah what happen na.

you've been avoiding my mentions. Why? , is it something i said? Or has mr-cork finally camped u.

Smh..

lkillbrokehoes:
What did u do to braine

Same thing you did to him

deezahbee:
My hand gets wet especially whenever I'm writing and it gets obvious and embarrassing at most times.

you made me remember the days I use to have sweaty palms. Dunno how and when it stopped. Try reduce your salt intake.