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Alexxx2000:
As the headline post. Which of these transportation methods have you not used and why.

Let me go first.

I haven't used the aircraft because I never get money. The day I will use it, I frame it.

Also, if you have used the four, which one did you enjoy the most?

Jeon:
Wordsfrombimpe.
Mrscarter.
Dorin27.
Purples25.
llamina.
mamagee3.
Sh4d0w.



Just for you.
Today is one more day of always,
One more step toward forever. 💖💖💖

Happy International Women's Day.

luizpippo:
If you want to do hookup, have an agreement and fulfill your end of the bargain, then all this long story would be unnecessary.


As for girlfriend or one night stands, i live alone in my compound, and unless you want trouble, that's when you would come to make trouble at my gate, a very quite army estate.

My neighbors on the four sides are Rtd Air commodore in front, NIA director to the right, Rtd Brig. Gen to the back and a Serving Major Gen to the left, their korofos will help me throw you out of not only the estate but out of Africa.

Mowoe:
This your gist is more confusing than 'balablu, blublu, bulaba!'.

Angrygoat:
Odeh,hotel. U forgot to remove their list laminated on the cheap floating stand. Hotel,dem go finally burst u

Maynnmaan:
He gives you attention by “staring at you” bwahahahah

nairalanderr:
op is a mad person.

Jennyclay:
Rip to the beautiful lady.

I hope the man won't re-marry after one week.

shizuyo:
How can the physical arrest the spiritual? Una no dey fear?

SpatialKing:
Snoring

havenz:
I just pray that my three kids don't inherit the sins of their father (me).

ravensckar:
Mine was on the contrary. Na my papa scatter the free kpekus wey I don arrange for long.

There's this lady whose mum attend our prayer gathering (Asalatu). Initially, it was only the mum alone that used to attend. I sha noticed that the mum likes me so much, she'll be smiling while talking to me. Asking me about school, studies and life after school. Long story cut short, she brought her daughter (tall, fair, beautiful & well endowed) to the group and specifically introduced us.

We became so close that I started getting the son in-law vibe from the mum. The mum now jokingly told my dad that she'd be expecting him to pay her a visit soon so as to formalize the union. Na there kasala take burst. My dad told her that it will be better for her if her daughter is unmarried than to betroth her to me. That she probably don't know my nickname 'Shevchenko'. I no dey miss one on one. And that by the time I destroyed her daughter's womb, las las, I no go still marry her. The woman was beyond shocked.

As if that was not enough, my dad made a public sermon also talking about how humans can never be perfect. He said for example, as intelligent and well-behaved as I am, I no dey use eye see women (especially a fair & beautiful one). The man burn my cable publicly. Na so the relationship crashed before it even began. It took me a while to forgive him for that action because I been don program that chick for long term chopping. Aside that, every other lady in that our group started avoiding me like plague. It was even rumoured that if they smile at me, they will be hooked.


Fast forward to 5 years ago when I introduced my then fiancé to him. This man started again. He asked her if she truly knows what she's getting into. That I just look responsible for face but I no dey use eye see anything under skirt. After asking her which university she graduated from, my dad told her he was sure that I'd have other girlfriends in that same institution. Fear catch my fiancé. But luckily, I had told her everything about my past and how I've repented. Na there that relationship too for hit rock.


Some years later, I asked him why he was deliberately sabotaging me. He said he wants the ladies to know what they are getting into. Since him self born female pikin, he wouldn't open his eyes and let me destroy someone daughter's future.

So, those of una wey una parents dey try arrange for una, you people are very lucky. Me, after I don suffer arrange chick for myself, na my papa go scatter everything.

Silentgroper:
Hahahahaha.. Lmao..

maybe i am..

Btw, we've nt seen been seeing him for a while nw..

Where did u keep him?

Silentgroper:
Am i troublesome ... Maybe on nl..

i think i just fancied the idea of u and mr cork becoming couples. .

Yeah.. It's nice to have u around again..

Silentgroper:
Oops!! ... I've been forgotten, how long has it been, nt that long i guess.

Anyways, if u remember that moniker that always taunt u abt mr cork then u remember me. if u dnt, then forget abbourit..

Silentgroper:
Heyyy! .. Where have u been? ... Have u been away with mr cork on a honey moon? .. Its no surprise he has also been absent on d forum for a while...

TheSourcerer:

TheSourcerer:
its spontaneous
Its why he was been 'harsh ' in his diction.

TheSourcerer:
The average Nigerian has an IQ of 70

TheSourcerer:
The average Nigerian has an IQ of 70

Jeon:
another buhari cow on the lose..