₦airaland Forum

papauju:
you want work?

Nah. even if I did,Govt work go be my last choice. I was just exclaiming cos in my area I didn't hear anything about govt giving half a human being job

Even in the trial, he still cracks jokes. sacrifice am bro

Employment ke? which states abeg

donnie:
That may appeal to your natural senses but you're not makng spiritual sense. Kindly show an example of the apostles praying such prayer.

It won't make sense to you cos you are not a Catholic. Everything is not contained in the bible. And when the bible was recorded, there weren't any saints yet. Saints started with the apostles. You can believe it or leave it

[quote author=Donald3d post=49100550]I hate my job!!!!!!! [/quote
Do u have job

I honestly don't think it was her breath.... probably he was sobbing.....love can make one emotional, u know. Or he's an actor

Have they yet identified wats wrong with this guy abi is it still under scientific observation and investigation??

Have they yet identified wats wrong with this guy abi is it still under scientific observation and investigation?

emmanwandud:
That akward moment where mother Theresa also needs help where she is. So what happened to jesus and the blood he shed on calvary? This is more of a ritual because mother Theresa is long gone and has nothing to offer absolutely nothing. Quote me and face the repercussion

I quote u. That is just your opinion. You aren't a Catholic, so I don't expect you to get it nor accept it......... Now, the repercussion?

HungerBAD:
Cool guy.

Was he not just sued?now back to why I am here,and this question is to my Catholic friends.

So the Catholics if they want to pray to God,will have to pray through her now?with words like Mother Theresa pray for us?

Team Mountain of Fire and Miracles Church.

We don't pray THROUGH her or anybody. We ask that she and other saints mediate for us to God since they are already with him in heaven. So a Catholic prayer can go thus, "St Theresa, we humbly beseech thee to pray for us to God to grant us health, success & favour through Christ our Lord. Amen".......

I sincerely hope you understand

It's even more lucrative than prostitution. abi? okay na. Make dem ask predecessors HOW MARKET?

Why dem con run go London go do anniversary? They for dey here for Nigeria do am if dey geh mind, make we carry their asses do gay pepper soup. Anniversary ko! sodom and gomorrah ni? !

Why dem con run go London go do anniversary? They for dey here for Nigeria do am if dey geh mind, make we carry their asses do gay pepper soup. Anniversary!

Hu "dabbing' don epp?

Abbey2sam:
I love jenifa! no doubt

buh why do I have this feeling that this marriage won't last

Na u know naw

.......still pressing my converter/calculator to see Wat those figure would be in nairn. ......so I'll order straight away

Any man who accuses his wife of sleeping with more than one person is lying. That's how women-beaters and womanisers defend their monstrous attitude.

Hmmmm that means kid #4 is already on the way. You know. ...

Awchhhh! !!!!!!

Politics

ah ah? Shebi those ones you mentioned stay I in Enugu so wat brought about the 'storm'

#Reminiscingthosedays#

*I will slap ur tongue out of ur mouth if u dare say another word (few lashes after) Answer me!
* If that food drops from your mouth again, all u will remember is story of how we ate the food.
*I brought you into this world, I can take u out of it and nobody can do anything about it (As if you don't have a dad)
*If I meet u there, you will surprise death
*There is nothing you hold that won't fall down
*If u come back without my change you will know what orthopaedic ward looks like
*it's like u don't like your jaw again
*If I hear any noise again I will beat u into the future
*If i meet u still standing there people will think u struggled with a lion
*(In the dark) Who is kicking my table like that, are you blind!?
*(After listing your errands) Mum what did you say? Mum:when I com back u will hear what I said more clearly
*Don't finish that work till I com back then I will show u that hot water can kill a tortoise/that khaki is not leather (as if I don't know)
*If that money is not enough for u, If u reach the main road throw it away.
*I will break your head and I will take u to the hospital
*Tell your teacher that your mother said she won't kill herself
*What are you hiding that av not seen.
*Eh, it's your birthday, should I kill myself?
*Your soup is not enough go and buy from the market/com and use me and do soup
*Why would you spend all that money on one cloth, give it to me and I will buy you a Ghana must go full of cloths
*Go and plait your hair lemme see road in this house (How is my hair blocking her road
*You can never find anything ur asked to get
*Who cooked this river Niger? (I got that a lot)
*Where are your siblings? Child:I don't know. Mum:How will you know
*Me:Mum is this dress fine? Mum: It's so transparent that I can see your intestines from here
*I did not kill my mother so u will not kill me.
* Who left their sandals on this corridor to kill me.
*No one should change that channel, this is my house!
*Can't u see what someone is eating and look away?
*If u beat any of your kids for longer throat, I will break your head cos they got it from you (Spoiling your future unborn kids in advance)
*Returns to meet TV on : Switch off this TV let it rest!/Returns nd Meets it off: U people will not switch on this TV let's know what is happening in the world
* (Saturday 7 am : Why are you still sleeping by this time, did you break rocks at night (Iwara coal n'abani?)
*Me: Mum I just made this dress. Mum:Where is the other half?
*Me:Mum Gimme the money you borrowed. Mum:Eheeen? And u have been eating my food, Oya com and beat it out of me na
*Mum have u seen my bag? Reply:As per your watchman now (Our strongly believe answering questions straight was was a crime in their days)
*Mum you haven't paid me for the errand u pleaded I should use my money to run for u o. Mum: Did you pay me for giving birth to u
*Qst:Mum did you mess? Reply: This is my house!
*Qst: Mum where is dad? Ans: He is inside my handbag, bring him out for me (Answering questions straight seems to be a crime when they were born)
*Child:Mum am hungry. Reply: Come and eat me (Very popular)
*Of course, breaking jaws, slapping into the future, kicking one back to last year and list of others were normal daily litany.

All these I remembered as I celebrated her yesterday and wondered what I would have become if not for those restraining words during my childhood. Hurt then though....... I even hear some, few, up till now but it is milder and amuses unlike earlier. I HAIL AFRICAN/NIGERIAN MUMS represented by my Eternal Madame Tonia Chinenye

#Reminiscingthosedays#

*I will slap ur tongue out of ur mouth if u dare say another word (few lashes after) Answer me!
* If that food drops from your mouth again, all u will remember is story of how we ate the food.
*I brought you into this world, I can take u out of it and nobody can do anything about it (As if you don't have a dad)
*If I meet u there, you will surprise death
*There is nothing you hold that won't fall down
*If u come back without my change you will know what orthopaedic ward looks like
*it's like u don't like your jaw again
*If I hear any noise again I will beat u into the future
*If i meet u still standing there people will think u struggled with a lion
*(In the dark) Who is kicking my table like that, are you blind!?
*(After listing your errands) Mum what did you say? Mum:when I com back u will hear what I said more clearly
*Don't finish that work till I com back then I will show u that hot water can kill a tortoise/that khaki is not leather (as if I don't know)
*If that money is not enough for u, If u reach the main road throw it away.
*I will break your head and I will take u to the hospital
*Tell your teacher that your mother said she won't kill herself
*What are you hiding that av not seen.
*Eh, it's your birthday, should I kill myself?
*Your soup is not enough go and buy from the market/com and use me and do soup
*Why would you spend all that money on one cloth, give it to me and I will buy you a Ghana must go full of cloths
*Go and plait your hair lemme see road in this house (How is my hair blocking her road
*You can never find anything ur asked to get
*Who cooked this river Niger? (I got that a lot)
*Where are your siblings? Child:I don't know. Mum:How will you know
*Me:Mum is this dress fine? Mum: It's so transparent that I can see your intestines from here
*I did not kill my mother so u will not kill me.
* Who left their sandals on this corridor to kill me.
*No one should change that channel, this is my house!
*Can't u see what someone is eating and look away?
*If u beat any of your kids for longer throat, I will break your head cos they got it from you (Spoiling your future unborn kids in advance)
*Returns to meet TV on : Switch off this TV let it rest!/Returns nd Meets it off: U people will not switch on this TV let's know what is happening in the world
* (Saturday 7 am : Why are you still sleeping by this time, did you break rocks at night (Iwara coal n'abani?)
*Me: Mum I just made this dress. Mum:Where is the other half?
*Me:Mum Gimme the money you borrowed. Mum:Eheeen? And u have been eating my food, Oya com and beat it out of me na
*Mum have u seen my bag? Reply:As per your watchman now (Our strongly believe answering questions straight was was a crime in their days)
*Mum you haven't paid me for the errand u pleaded I should use my money to run for u o. Mum: Did you pay me for giving birth to u
*Qst:Mum did you mess? Reply: This is my house!
*Qst: Mum where is dad? Ans: He is inside my handbag, bring him out for me (Answering questions straight seems to be a crime when they were born)
*Child:Mum am hungry. Reply: Come and eat me (Very popular)
*Of course, breaking jaws, slapping into the future, kicking one back to last year and list of others were normal daily litany.

All these I remembered as I celebrated her yesterday and wondered what I would have become if not for those restraining WORDS and actions during my childhood. Hurt then though....... I even hear some, few, up till now but it is milder and more of amuses one unlike earlier. I HAIL AFRICAN/NIGERIAN MUMS represented by my Eternal Madame Tonia Chinenye. You rock!