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BusinessRe: Skye Bank Gets N100bn CBN Lifeline by DorisK(f): 4:31pm On Jul 30, 2016
tboius:
@DO RISK! learning is of focus on Nairaland. If you haven't taken anything from my posts, you can as well save all your kobo kobo under your mat! Certainly you can't do more than your "best"....
definitely. so why sweating in the first place
BusinessRe: Skye Bank Gets N100bn CBN Lifeline by DorisK(f): 2:41pm On Jul 30, 2016
tboius:
The lifeline, like I said earlier was not an injection of funds to the bank. It was necessary to further mitigate the consequences of massive cash withdrawals from the bank as a result of the announcement of change in the bank's management.

Deposit is the blood of the commercial banks, loss of the deposit will be aneamic to their survival, therefore the life line/ window to continually allow her smooth operations, regain the lost funds, guarantee customers confidence like you and I, Dorisk, Millz404 & co and to get back to business In order to remain healthy as affirmed by CBN. The bank is one of the systemically Imporatnt Banks in Nigeria that cannot fail. This is not to say that we have banks that can fail in Nigeria as at today. The Soludo's CBN Post consolidation era in 2005-2006 has made it difficult for any bank to fail or be liquidated.
Yea, right. So they get back to biz....And if per chance they happen to still fall out of biz, What will be my lot? I will start writing letters and memo to CBN and visiting head quarters and stuff. ... or do I look for u here on Nairaland?
CelebritiesRe: Ibu Shows Off His Lovely Wife by DorisK(f): 2:27pm On Jul 30, 2016
Beautiful? Ha, she no too done o
EducationRe: 60 Acronyms You Might Not Know Their Meaning !!! by DorisK(f): 2:17pm On Jul 30, 2016
Wow u tried. ....nice work... but seriously, computer is an acronym? virus and Dell?
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Denies Joining Illuminati, Explain ROC Nation Sign by DorisK(f): 1:59pm On Jul 30, 2016
Shape of diamond my a$$. Wat has diamond to do with the performance and when did she start giving diamond sign after any song. mcheeew! The least you can do is stop denying who you are or have become. I wonder where she is going with all these fame pursuit. Shey the highest is to become another Beyonce or nikki minaj bah? We'll see!
CrimeRe: Chained Promise Ude Rescued In Ogun By Police by DorisK(f): 1:49pm On Jul 30, 2016
Shuuhuh?? is it now a routine abi culture to chain children
CrimeRe: Chained Promise Ude Rescued In Ogun By Police by DorisK(f): 1:47pm On Jul 30, 2016
Ice007:
So drug trafficking is 'innocent hustling' to you?
Does it hurt anyone?
SportsRe: Stephen Keshi's Son Blasts FG: "They Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves" by DorisK(f): 1:42pm On Jul 30, 2016
For all those attacking the guy for speaking out. That some of the Legends or past patriots don't complain when ignored or neglected to be honoured doesn't mean everyone should. He spoke hus mind not yours so take chill pillS and let the guy be. Na una kind dey make Nija worse cos u r contented with being left out as long as u shaa get any lil thing along the line. too bad
SportsRe: Stephen Keshi's Son Blasts FG: "They Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves" by DorisK(f): 1:36pm On Jul 30, 2016
Badgers14:
Kama mu ga anwu ka Nigeria di mma, dee sa mu ri mu ndu ya gbawa ghara ghara grin

Instead of me to die for Nigeria to be better, bro let me be alive and let Nigeria scatter grin
Nwafo! Ekele o!!!!! Iwu memba
BusinessRe: Skye Bank Gets N100bn CBN Lifeline by DorisK(f): 1:30pm On Jul 30, 2016
Tor! Ogbasaram? I have withdrawn all my reasonable money there. Let dem be doing lifeline and death race on the change I left
CelebritiesRe: Funke Adesiyan At City People Awards, Causes Stir With Smaller Boobs (photos) by DorisK(f): 9:46pm On Jul 27, 2016
......Things that bother some people. ....
BusinessRe: Gideon Ime Charlie, Lekki Groundnut Seller Who Earns N1,500 Per Month by DorisK(f): 5:41pm On Jul 27, 2016
What's so remarkable about that? Wait, N1500 monthly abi dailyhuhhuh hia! I know various groundnut sellers who earn far mor than that DAILY naw
Christianity EtcRe: Police Seal Ogun Celestial Church Where 9 Year Old Boy Was Chained (photos) by DorisK(f): 4:43pm On Jul 27, 2016
Chai. Who knows should give us the full story now. Am jes seeing pathetic pixs with no backup gist
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Babangida Seriously Sick, Emaciated, Unable To Walk Unaided - ThisDay by DorisK(f): 3:42pm On Apr 18, 2016
Ha! Sick ke? I didn't even know he was still alive. I thought he and dem Abacha had all gone........
RomanceRe: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by DorisK(f): 3:29pm On Apr 18, 2016
donbenedict:
urm nothing out of the ordinary. I bet he'l change his tone
Hmmmmm, I smile in Swahili
RomanceRe: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by DorisK(f): 12:49pm On Apr 18, 2016
donbenedict:
lol what if he comes to my house and finds out i'm his boss grin cheesy



What will u do? tongue
List of what should bother me.......
RomanceRe: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by DorisK(f): 12:43pm On Apr 18, 2016
donbenedict:
I no wan find ur trouble oooo cheesy unless ur husband go find me come my house ni.
Hmmmmm list of wat husbands do for their wives........
1. Defend them by going to the house of the guy that looked fo their trouble on nairaland.....
RomanceRe: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by DorisK(f): 12:35pm On Apr 18, 2016
donbenedict:
Mrs dorisk pls mind ur biz. cool
Mind my biz on a social network? Hmmmmm lol
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Shares Beautiful Selfies by DorisK(f): 12:28pm On Apr 18, 2016
Man is she getting younger! Some guy shud com and marry this dame now, ah!
CelebritiesRe: Olakunle Churchill Carrying His Son by DorisK(f): 12:20pm On Apr 18, 2016
Tonto don born pikin? Hia. Omo dat was fast, don't even kno she was preg
BusinessRe: Is N500,000 Enough To Start A Small Scale Restaurant? by DorisK(f): 12:14pm On Apr 18, 2016
N50,000 is enough sef.....u said small scale
RomanceRe: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by DorisK(f): 12:10pm On Apr 18, 2016
donbenedict:
I go fvck ur style up for this romanceland wey we dey so u hear.. ask the idiott dymitri wat I did to him
So wat are u now? Shekau? Threatening nd Terrorising nairalanders?
LiteratureWhy You Shouldnt Judge Unless You're In The Courtroom As The Bench by DorisK(op): 10:37am On Apr 15, 2016
A cruise ship capsized while at sea. On the ship was a couple who, after having made their way to the poont of loading the lifeboat, realized that there was only space for one person left.
At this moment, the man pushed the woman behind him and jumped onto the lifeboat himself.
The lady stood back on the sinking ship and shouted one sentence to her husband, smiling.....
“What do you think she shouted?” (Answer before u read on)












“Take care of our child!”








The cruise sunk, the man went home and brought up their daughter single-handedly.
Many years later after the death of the man, their daughter found his diary while tidying his belongings. It turns out that when parents went onto the cruise ship, the mother was already diagnosed with terminal illness. At the critical moment, the father rushed to the only chance of survival.
He wrote in his diary: “How I wished i made it to the bottom of the ocean with you, but for the sake of our daughter, I can only let you lie forever below the sea alone so she won't be alone.”
The moral of the story is that of evry good and the evil in the world, there are many complications behind them which are hard to understand by onlookers
Which is why we should never only focus on the surface and judge others without understanding them first. HE WHO WEARS THE CROWN FEEL THE UNEASE........& ONLY HE WHO WEARS THE SHOE KNOWS WHERE IT PINCHES. ~Gooddaypals~
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PoliticsRe: Buhari Departs Beijing, Arrives Shanghai (photos) by DorisK(f): 7:25pm On Apr 14, 2016
Beeman1:
Female get ipod/wailers toohuh Girl no come kill urself ontop baba matter o,He will be here for a long time.
I don't get you
CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Mide Martins For Ignoring Her Husband On His Birthday(pic) by DorisK(f): 1:42pm On Apr 14, 2016
Whos biznes is it? Must she put it on Instagram to celebrate him. Why are NIGERIANs olofofo? On my hubby's birthday last yr I was busy the whole day gathering his friends ND items for a surprise party, missed work..... This year I was so busy at work but i left early shopped for him and went home to do a surprise first time dish for him by the time I finished (after4pm
) & posted it on Facebook I was almost the last, I didn't even find time to put it on Instagram or Twitter because I was busy for him! so She might have thrown him a party, bought him gifts or did a surprise thing and people Re there having diarrhea of the mouth. Its not easy being a married woman esp if one of the kids had an issue so pls u guys shud free her pleasssss
ComputersRe: How Do I Connect One Printer To Different Computers? by DorisK(f): 1:28pm On Apr 14, 2016
That means every time someone has to print they will have to send it to the main computer/server and print itfrom there, right?

ayokenny37:
get the computers networked.

connect the printer to one of the networked computer and share it.


go to the other computers and ping the computer that has the shared printer, the shared printer and other shared items on the computer will show. right click the printer and click connect.


NB: Pinging: Assuming the IP address of the computer that the printer id connected to is 192.10.1.55.

just go to the other computers, click run and type \\192.10.1.55
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Got A Portrait Of Herself As A Gift This Morning (photo) by DorisK(f): 1:24pm On Apr 14, 2016
Jonny eeeeh,Jonny oooo
PoliticsRe: Buhari Departs Beijing, Arrives Shanghai (photos) by DorisK(f): 1:15pm On Apr 14, 2016
Owuya! I just keep wondering how he communicates in all these Gulliver-ing
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Departs Nigeria For China On A Weeklong Official Visit (photos) by DorisK(f): 11:36am On Apr 11, 2016
Just weeklong? Why not month long? Aisha looks like she needs re-honeymoon so pls can he take the month off? Cos it seems any time he visits a new problem comes ul
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Returns To Movie Set, Flaunts Hot Boobs On Set (photos) by DorisK(f): 11:31am On Apr 11, 2016
Look I like Mercy but pls wats sexy bout some drooping booobs almost reaching her knees? Chaye!
PoliticsRe: Gov. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi, Fulani Herdsmen Sign Pact To End Violence by DorisK(f): 11:26am On Apr 11, 2016
[quote author=ItsMeAboki post=44550232]God dash you sense but unfortunately not the same for many of those IPOB louts shouting kill them kill them. They simply have no idea of the Fulani culture and their capacity for revenge. They don;t know that the Fulani are unforgiving and can bide their time even if it takes years till they extract their pound of flesh in revenge - even if it means passing it to the next generation.
The Fulani don't just wake up and decide to attack or kill ppl for no just reason; many a times they too have been victims, where they are attacked and killed for their cattle worth millions of Naira.

These conflicts will no doubt continue and should be managed carefully; I commend the governor for trying to keep the peace.

Actually the whole story summarised is that. Some Fulani herdsmen raped a very old woman aged about 73 in Awgu. The youths den surrounded the Fulani camp or settlement with cannons and lot them. The sound scared both cattle and people,there was a stampede that led to lost of lives and cattle. The herdsmen reported to the police and more than70 youths who were later baiked and the govnor den called for this meeting that people are criticizing. Their cup of coffee anyway. Am sure they can't do better
FamilyRe: How To Get Pregnant With a Boy and Twins by DorisK(f): 12:51pm On Apr 09, 2016
190:
2 + 2 = 16
Thats what the calculator gave me huh
Hahahaaaaa, u no weh

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