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ThatsONYI:





Oh Lord.. Man, I love ya for this! Good one! You gotta be fun to be with .

You just remind me of lotta shxts in the past !

Lol... I was bored so I decided to make myself laugh... It was a comic relief

JoyousFurnitire:
Because there'll be a dissatisfaction from both parties.

Aside oral/love making, I don't think most ladies are ok with guys that can only go 3-5 minutes.

If the pre-intimacy last for 25 minutes and the real thing last for 5 minutes, that should be satisfying enough.

Lol... I think the thing is that some men are simply too impatient.

Sweetplum:
Ok o. Maybe your man has wide mouth or protruding teeth that you are scared of bruising your eyes.
To me, if you can lick the eyes, lick. If it's the yansh, it's all yours for consumption.

.... If he wants to lick my yansh then it's all his for licking.... Who knows maybe it taste like ice cream

BUt not my eyes that I'm managing even with my extra 2 pairs...

This is super story, a life of strive and sorrow

This story touched my heart..... If you have 3k then send to her.... If you don't tell her you don't.... Say no to unnecessary story

Babara1994:
So you can't lick a man's anus

God forbid

If the man have an anu licking fetish then he can lick all he want

Sweetplum:
Is there any part of our body that can't be licked during a hot sex with a clean partner?
I m not fetish but you just v to be real n give it as it dey hot.
If people can lick anus also known as rimming, why can't eyeballs be licked or even sucked out and glued back with your saliva?

Licking the Anus is cool as long as it's the man who will do the licking .... Licking the feet, armpits, vagina, bellybutton... All are cool but the eyes?

Lailai.... I no do

Abeg I'd rather dey my dey than to marry an old wrinkled man

I believe in a greater Nigeria

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Cool then... enjoy...

Same.... Enjoy the weekend to the fullest

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Yeah as far it ain't directed to the Christians..dorwa anyone can make that statement..
We should talk about you being a deist..

I doubt it's anything interesting

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Dorwadora is for Allah..does that sound insultive?
Dorwa it's only a kinda declarative statement that holds no ground..it's left to the reader to misunderstand or take it as a mere word..
Understood?

I dig you tho..I see where ya coming from dorwa..

Naturally, even if it does not hold ground, it's provocative.

And you know NL, any opening for violence is a welcome development.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Anti Christian is Muslim guy but I would have to be sincere with you..he doesn't in any way insult Christians like they do..all he do is criticize and bring out point..

You should know the difference..
I might be wrong about that..

Yes he always point out debatable points but not all the time. On Fridays, he's a viper.... He'll insult, curse all regions and declare that "Nigeria is for Allah". This kind of statement always cause an uproar and always lead to chaos.

The best NL can do is that whenever a Muslim fellow creates a thread, the Poster will be the one to determine of it's going to be restricted or not. So the extremists among them won't infect the liberal ones with their bad luck.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Now that y've made me a Muslim..what's next?
Dorwadora I think with this little practical point of mine I've been able to convince you that the oath on all Muslim thread is justifiable cos Christians can't tolerate half of what they dish out to Muslims..

If you think it's only the Christains that are guilty of the crime of spamming then I must respect your opinion.... But I still think otherwise

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Now it makes no sense..
No one is gonna insult Jesus like the Christians do..just some lil bit of criticism..

Then what do will say about the like of AntiChristin and is cohorts?..... Personally, both religion means nothing to me... I'm only concern about the oath taking. If you've been on the IFMS threads then you'll understand what I'm saying.... Ask any question that threaten their beliefs.... Boom... It's a ban.


So last 2 weeks we were there, asking questions then someone said "So you're doing all these because of the 72 virgins Allah promised you?"

Then I replied "I thought it was 14"

Then another person said " Just heard it 14, always thought it's 7".

The 3 of us were banned for 10 years on theor section. What's the need of the thread getting to FP if we can't ask questions?..... I don't insult people's faith, never done that....

If we can't ask questions and freely share our thoughts then the threads are useless at the Frontpage.


Moreover the fact that it's restricted for Muslims validate my point. There's no section like "Christainity for Christains section".... It's free for all..... If the MUSLIMS threads are restricted for people of only their faith then it have no purpose on the FP.

yankeecoder:
How about a feature that let's you block threads from categories you don't like so, even when mods push them to fp, you won't see them ?

The FP is the face of NL.... I don't think they'll ever do an upgrade like that.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Dorwadora can you see why there should be an oath..?to regulate kids like this..

Now Dorwadora tell me..have you seen any Muslim say this on a Christian thread?
Checkmate..

..... To be fair they should just put oath on every religious thread

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Who told you the Atheist spam the Muslim thread?
It's clearly there..the Christians are the only one insulting the Muslims belief by calling them all sort of names without thinking..who insults the prophet of Islam? atheist?

Except you wanna keep deceiving yaself..

The number of Christains on Islam for Muslim threads every Friday is not put to 10 percent.

If not recently that people besieged the IFM threads because of Deborah's death, their threads are always dead. At most 2 pages.... Some threads are only 1 page sometimes. Most Christians would rather not comments at all on Islam section and go to other sections to vent their angers because of the oath that will automatically appear on their profiles.

The only Christains you'll see on their threads are radical Christains. The ones like Righteousness will never comment.

They are the one intolerant for threatening Mr S.eun and his family so that the oath can appear and favor them so therefore they must feel our wrath.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
I kinda support the oath at least that's gonna limit y'all Christians intolerance online..
Not until I'd**tic Christians stop spamming and insulting the Muslims whenever they create a thread and it makes fp(which is only Friday)

Y'all be cursing them and calling em terrorist and other derogatory words.. insulting them without being logical in y'all words..but when an atheist does the same thing on a Christian thread y'all go crazy and start wishing that fellow death..so you have to deal with the oath or don't bother commenting on a Muslim thread..

Our respective opinion are right but I need to correct you that I'm not a Christain. I'm a deist.

And majority of the people who spam the Islam for Muslim threads are Atheists and other kind of freethinkers. Even the Christains threads are spam every Sunday.... Pastorprenuer and other harsh words are used and no one has ever said they will bomb anyone.

And the Muslims reputation already preceds them. If Christains are tagging them terrorists then that's what they are.... There's no lie there.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
What do you even mean by Islam for Muslim post to stop Makin fp?
But Christian for Christian post can make fp right?

Ain't that biased and intolerant?

Bias is when Christian threads makes FP and everyone irrespective of their religion or philosophy can comment and input their thoughts without taking an oath.

But Islam for Muslim threads which are restricted makes FP and we must sign away our souls before talking.... Is that not injustice?

It's crazy that the Christains can feel my deist wrath and questioning but the Muslims can't.

Restricted post aka Islam for Muslim post to stop making FP

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That's all

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DMoth:
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Abortion is a criminal offense in Nigeria... You're a criminal.

It's not my responsibility to make my man feel and behave like a man.


If he like make he no hid himself, nah STD go tell am.



Moreover, a man who gets sexually attracted to an O'level undergrad is not worth to be called a man..... He's a waste.

MaskSubzero:
UBA right?
we're in the same situation and it's not funny. I keep dialing the code and each time I received that response I tend to lose my sanity. I lost my ATM three months ago and since then I haven't been chanced to get a new one.
Even the UBA bank App needs data before you access it.
Right someone got my goods yesterday and opted for transfer, I'm still yet to be alerted as my USSD has been completely paralyzed.
Can't change this account cos it's synchronized to my monthly wage and my employer has it and it's a complex process to change it.

UBA thunda faya you

Their USSD experience since 2 months ago have been very bad. I almost lost my sanity on Monday. Even with that the thing did not work till I had to struggle and get data for the mobile app. My boss is using UBA and he doesn't have an Android phone, my 2 weeks salary has been on pending.

I don't even want to know I'm changing my bank.

On Monday evening I felt like flinging my phone away and watching it piece into a thousand trash.

I had no money and no data... My ATM is lost for months now so I only do transfer. It was like hell. Each time I dial the code and I see the response I'll go mad. I couldn't do data to use the mobile app.... Hunger would have quenched me.

Laslas I had to buy SME data on loan to do the transfer.

I'm changing my bank next week, my experience was very bad with them

Lol.... Yes I can date a snake eater

Snake eaters are still better than frog eaters to me...


But it's all about personal choice... My younger brother doesn't fancy meat or meats alike...... He loves Fish,Eggs, Ponmo and If he's going to eat meat then it will be Tinko.

Some people doesn't eat Snail while people like me enjoy it with passion.

One man food is another man poison

Suspect1:
I'll grow up soon cus I'm a noise maker.

And I'm final year troll indeed.

Fixed

Suspect1:
Yes I'm irksome indeed.

Im not smart at all.

I'm a lousy noise maker.

Fixed