₦airaland Forum

Gangster1ms:
Last month i broke my expensive phone screen while trying to kill a fat one.. Prior to then I've hated them with pure passion, imagine what i feel about them now.
Do you know the most deadly animal in the world is mosquito? Responsible for the death of almost a billion.. More deadly than snakes and other wild animals.

luminouz:
Jesus...your mum is the real one oh...

You still in Ekiti still? How is your work for that your boss? Remembered you made a thread of it a whole ago

I saw this thread and the flashback came running inside my head

Yeah... I'm still here... Working... But another job gotten via a Nlander.

luminouz:
You want her to back the geh?

No... I'm just surprise

The woman made me remember my mother. She once breaked my head when I was in year 1.... Came all the way to Ekiti from Sango with canes to beat shit out of my body.

Haakeem:
Interested in learning clickable word.

[color=#000099]Nairaland[color]

Yes.... Please teach me... I'll get a notebook now

Haakeem:
like this [b]the codes including everthing[/b.]

Thanks a lot.... I've done it... I'm grateful

Haakeem:
make it bold by adding in the starting at the ending

How do I do the bold it with the color... Is it before the hex codes?

Haakeem:
dorwadora.

Let me give a simple example and lets if you can get it quickly.
This the code for brown colour, type in this code "first"
.

Then your words "second".

Then end it with this, .

E.g. your words

First

lol...I got it right



Thanks so much Haakeem....I'm grateful

Well, well, well

Felt like I was reading one of those Dan Brown's novel

"I know you do" is not bad, it kind of show your feelings are real to the other person.


The one I've heard few times is

Me: Babe, I love you
Him: Okay




Okay as how ?

I just want to say that this is the Romance section .

Thanks


Op, it Candidlady not Candilady


@ Candidlady

You made a great point mam

Wow... She is really dragging the girl

wumi2017:
Leave me o,,u supposed console mi ni o

Oya sorry e ma binu

@Haakeem.....

PrinceofAgoAre:
Wobia niyen jor..

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Chidi2022:
LMAO..... you no go kill person...

Lol... It's is well ma

Haakeem:
its simple quote me and see how i did it. Defund men

I'll mention you on a dead thread

Thanks

Gangster1ms:
Balance how?
Cos i see no importance of them existing, whatever you think they contribute to the ecosystem, there are numerous insects capable of the same and more.

Lol... You really seem to hate mosquitoes

Haakeem:
[color=#77007]y[/color]oucan't still writein colours interesting

Yes.... I've tried to no avail... I'm tired.

Yoruba people will say " Te shi ma daninu, a ma n tun gun ni"

No too feel bad Op... Life continua

abiolert:
Both almost made my enemy mad, when I relocated from Benin to Lagos,/in 2015. I could just stay for just two weeks, I had to run for my life oh!.

Lol.... This is so funny sir .... So you ran back to Benin because of little things like mosquitoes and heat?

pocohantas:
This is exactly 95% of Nigerian youths. The places their parents stay, they are always running away from it. So is it your mum that is good for mosquito bite? Rather than packing your bag and running away, pause for a second to process the fact that what you had a taste of, is your mum’s reality.

The next time you want to buy a wig or pizza, use the money to buy her mosquito net and rechargeable fan.

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To your question: I’ll go for heat. Every sane human would go for heat.

Aunty Poco.... I love my mother so much BUT I really can't stand Lagos or Ogun state... The noise and heat and all is not for me. I'm a countryside girl.

They have Solar inverter but even the fan is always blowing heat and the mosquitoes.... My mom said they are not bitting her... She said it's because I'm fair that's why they are bitting me ....

Since it's like that.... I kukuma stay here for my Ekiti where I get peace

And I don't eat pizza ma... Too much calories

dontrulee:
Help me with any amount.
Today is my birthday, thank you
UBA
2087552003

Happy birthday

wumi2017:
Shawarma to cool down my mind,, recently chop breakfast

You already chop breakfast, why do you still need shawarma ma? .... You suppose don belleful nah

Haynnie:
C’mon fam, if it was a reverse case you would have said shit rather than what you commented earlier.

Let's be true to ourselves and stop pretending not to see the ills of our hypocrisy.

Firstly.... I don't say shits and I'm not an hypocrite.

There's nothing to see on the thread and that's it.... She played herself and got herself hooked, case close..

so what else do you want me to say?

Silentgroper:
Na to find ewedu nd Efor dey give una be that.. Guys comman take note..

Oh please

chordrylateral:
Papa na my birthday mate

Happy birthday to us

Happy birthday to you bruh... More years

Konjiboii:
I prefer heat abeg, I stay up all night killing mosquitoes. I hate them DIE, one of the many things I question God/gods why were they created.

It's to balance the ecosystem

Collinsaik:
mosquitoes are a nightmare i prefere heat biko,

now you can what your mumsy has been pasing through each night .. see how u can improve her quality of sleep by instaling new mosquito nets on the windows and the main parlour door for her. she wil love it

Lol...The funny thing about the whole thing is that my mum said the mosquitoes are not bitting her .... She said it's because I'm fair in complexion that's why they bit me .... So how can I suggest mosquito net to her.

They are not bitting her just me.

Silentgroper:
In my own case, i've seen some but i've never been feasted on by them...

Bedbugs are deadlier than mosquitoes .... They are deadliest.

Chaos14:
Siofra candidlady futureisfemale pocohantas islandlady FERNANDEZISBACK and dorwadora

come and see your gender

You called me?

There's nothing to see here

I don't know the both of them

But no one should Hoe-shame that beautiful baby girl