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Fellow country men and women,
I need assistance on what areas I will need to read as I am preparing to write Mobil test as a Mechanical person.
Though its quite a while I av done somtin on mechanical as I am doing an MSc is a more specialised position at d moment.
I will look forward to getting comments on both the mechanical test and the aptitude test.
Thank you very much in advance.

Na so women of old dey talk am say den no dey show say den don fall in LOVE,but all na lie.

Haabaa!
Mayweather is in far lower level now,even comparing him to Joe Calzaghe wouldnt be a fair comparson talkless of the main heavyweight.
I beg plz lets place him where he is suppose.

Oilfielden

They said If I come to PH for the test it will be my bill that they are not prepared to refund Uk travel.
But they said they are hoping to come to Uk to recruit later on.

Madcobra

This doesnt affect ur application its only that you wont get job alert anymore but u can renew ur job alert as many timesas you like.

Nonye and Obarri u guyz are too much.Thanks alot.

I will try the number as soon as possible.

@poster
The email address you gave is rejecting mails.Please advice.

Nonye it seems d number u gave me is not complete plz look to this.

Thank you very much 4 ur concern.

I received a mail from Total/Elf late yesterday to come for Aptitude and Professional test in PH on the 14th of April by 2pm for the position of a Junior Risers Engineer.
Unfortunately I am in UK at the moment on an MSc degree which I stated clearly in my application,so its a very tough thing for me to do as my final exams here are near and moreso its a very short notice for flying from UK to Nigeria.But in the past they use to come to UK to conduct test for Nigerians abroad.

I wouldnt know if someone in the house can be of help to me in anyway.It may be inform of advice or may be getting informatiom from an insider in Total on what to do.

Plz kindly help.

Dear All,

We have urgent need for the under-listed personnel to fill vacant positions for a Project Management Service Contract:

1. Mechanical Engineer (Rotating Equipment as well as other)

2. Electrical Engineer (MCC's power distribution)

3. I&E Engineer (Electro/Pneumatic Instrumentation/Controls)

4. Civil Engineer (Foundation and Structural)

5. Construction Engineer (Piping and Equipment installation coordinator)

6. QA/QC Engineer/Inspector

7. Designer

8. Draftsman



Requirements:

Substantial experience after college graduation.
Past experience/exposure as Lead Designers/Projects Coordination
Holders of requisite Academic & Professional Qualifications
Proficiency in the use of Computer and their relevant applicable software
The Contract will run for about 3 years, beginning from this year. The personnel will operate from the Lagos area.


I look forward to your prompt response.


Regards,

Fred Eje
Tendering / Bus Dev Manager
Point Engineering Limited
Fonte House, 1 Temple Ejekwu Close
Behind Texaco Filling Station
Artillery, Port Harcourt , Rivers State

Tel: 234, , 613-445
Mobile: 234-803-342-0021, 805,
Fax: 234-84-612-008, 612-428

E-mail: feje@pointengineering.com

Website: www.pointengineering.com

Hello guys.Who do you think is the best Nigerian comedian ever?
May be Gbenga Adeboye or who do you think?

How can we expect a hungry person to be choosy about job?
The problem is a national problem that can be very difficult for an hungry individual who is always looking for what to eat to solve.
That is the case of graduates ending up in jobs that is outside what they actually studied.
My brothers and sisters I beg i no go blame anybody o.

LADY T

Omo I don fall for you yakata.
I will like to get intouch with if you wouldnt mind please.

Please can someone forward the detailed scanned copy of the advert and application for to me,as I am not in Nigeria at the moment and I am interested in Applying.

You people should understand that BUSTA or wetin she dey call herself no get Nigerian understanding about this issue probabaly she was born and brought up in canada.
I Europe/USA/Canada such things are common but in Ngeria it is taboo even I doubt it if a typical Nigerian lady will call for such.
As for me,I go allow the party and the girl don turn ashewo be dat.

Please my people I need to know if this company (Onshoregas-Ltd.) is really existing in Nigeria.
Attached with this is the interview form sent to me.
I have asked about 5 days ago but have not seen any response.
Please kindly help out.
Thanks in advance.

Haabaa!
Why everybody dey try crucify this guy now,at least he is sincerely enough to share his experience with us.
What of those of you that will not bother to seek opinion before doing it nko?
Anyway my people dont be surprised if the girl wey una dey cry for no be virgin o
A lot dey happen for this world o.

U don 4get d way 2 ur village?

Fellow Landers I will like someone to please confirm for me if this company is existing,Onshoregas-Ltd.
Thanks.

For where no waiting o.
As she dey do her shakara at th same time I go dey do other runs and if dat one better she is gone be dat.
How on earth a lady go know say a guy dey serious n she no go gree may be she get someonewey dey f**k her one side.
I beg my guyz beware o,most of these ladies u see are like dat.When u dey strggle to get dem somebody dey cruise dem anyhow.

Guyz cheat more definetly,but ladies can still tolerate it in their guyz.
Buy my guyz no go fit take am at all any sign of cheating like dis na to end the relationship be dat.

I dont understand what our worries are about the declaration of Yar'Adua as d winner,expectedly Buhari and Atiku joined together can never win election against any PDP candidate.And for sure Atiku's party would have rigged also in Lagos but becasue only lagos is not sufficient fpr him to win the country.
Let us just seat back and see what Mr Prez has 4 Nigerians.

Na waa o!
Wetin d guy throw wetin our ladies dey respond to?
Without doubt most of those ladies dat responded harshly are ugly and not intelligent.
The guy is saying the fact most ladies out there are not intelligent likewise some guyz out there too.

Afterall na these ladies dey throw themselves on UK/Oversea returnees anyhow and some ladies can even go to any length to justify aristo-runs to mention few on somethings Nigerian ladies do,so what are we saying.

The good ones are there but sincerely very scarce to find my brother but mostly we guyz just lower our CUT-OFF marks for those ladies we can do with.

Avram Grant should be coaching a primary school football team not Classic Chelsea.
Its good that this happened if not he will be comparing himself to Maurinho.
I think Drogba should go, and the likes of J Cole,Shaun need to go to players like Messi for advance footall training.
The entire team lacks the cutting edge infront of goals and this makes us to struggle in scoring goals.
Really something is wrong.We need a coach like Maurinho or even Ramos to start with then those tired players will be taken acre of.

Hello KWAZE (Segun)
Yeah I quite appreciate the kind of confidence you are giving but you know in actually fact that jobs in Nigeria are not easily accessible and surplus like in UK.Even as Nigeria is companies bring foreign pipeline engineers to do there jobs because the skill is not common with Nigerians yet.
But really I will be more than happy to return as soon as I finish n get a job but if not there are lots of opportunities in UK but the tax and living expenses in area (Aberdeen,London) where I am likely to be working as a pipeline engineer are killing.So at the end I go dey work for Mama Charlie.

Please help place the advert below on the Nairaland webpage:



“Vacancy exists for a Civil, Structural or Mechanical Engineer with 2-3 years experience in the oil and gas industry. Candidates must be knowledgeable in the use of SACS for analyses and design of offshore structures, not limited to topsides. Minimum qualification is a 2nd Class Upper Division from a Nigerian or foreign university.



Interested applicants should contact the Executive Assistant on 2711282 or 25367955 or by email to admin@oagengineer.com



Expected start date: March 1 2008 or soon after.



Previous unsuccessful applicants need not apply”

I am not comfortable with the way we critise guyz here,if the lady had slept with her ex she would not tell anybody now.
So,if only we could speak to the guy in question about his own points,but I will advise you(poster) to be prepared becasue it seems d guy is gone.

You can get to know more about the course thru d uni web.

www.ncl.ac.uk

We are looking for a Naval Architect (expat or Nigerian) with 8-10 years experience of Naval architecture to work on a project with contract duration of 2-3 months (immediate start). Experience of use of MOSES would be an advantage.

The wage is very competitive.

Contact:moses.iyengunmwena@oagengineer.com