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makkitush: Yeah, actually that's everybody's opinion too. NO LIKES.
Dortmund 2-0 Arsunal.how about that.

Obviously you're suffering from Trachoma

makkitush: DRY, not funny at all. Try smthing else.

Thats your opinion

Phone RINGS……….. Mourinho picks the phone..



MOURINHO: Helo who is on the line?

ANCELOTTI: Its me your friend Carlo Ancelotti

MOURINHO: Haaa, Carlo how’re things in Madrid?

ANCELOTTI: Things are hot O! I don’t even know whether Real Madrid will sack me

MOURINHO: Haaa, you deserved to be sacked. How could you allow Di Maria and Ozil to join those people?

ANCELOTTI: But I thought you are leading the EPL table at the moment?

MOURINHO: Leading what? don’t you know Chelsea before? My team are only pretending, they are leading the table temporary, were you not alive last season? You know where we finished last season.

ANCELOTTI: But you have Diego Costa, Hazard, Willian, Ramirez, Terry and others? They can win you the EPL and CL.

MOURINHO: Win what? Stop there, do you watch them in World Cup? They can make Germany lose to MK Dons in league one. They only know how to pretend at the beginning of EPL season. I won’t be surprised if they go trophyless again this season O!

ANCELOTTI: Haaaaaaaaaa, if you go trophyless again this season Abramovich will sack you O!

MOURINHO: I know, I’ve already prepared myself to receive the sack letter O!

ANCELOTTI: I watch that goal machine last weekend, did you see that goal he scored against Man City?

MOURINHO: Who?

ANCELOTTI: Alexis Sanchez of Arsenal, that boy is a wizkid, he even pakurumo… Don’t let your defenders near him O!

MOURINHO: Haaa I’ve warned John Terry and Cahil to stay away from that boy Sanchez O!

ANCELOTTI: How is Wenger?

MOURINHO: Wenger? Arsenal fans are looking for him, they will beat him to coma if they find him o, he deceived them by saying he would sign players, he only sign this wizard Sanchez and some replacement, he refused to sign defensive midfielder and vermaelen replacement O!

ANCELOTTI: I know Wenger very well, he is a specialist in stingy, if Wenger give you One dollar to buy something he will collect his change o, very stingy man.

MOURINHO: Mind your speech towards Wenger O!, don’t try to call him specialist in failure because you will go trophyless, it happened to me last season, 24 hours after I called him specialist in failure, that was the beginning of my failure until I went trophyless for 2 years now. So mind your speech towards Wenger O!

ANCELOTTI: Thanks for telling me, but how is Fabregas doing?

MOURINHO: Fabregas what? He is there pretending with assist, he will soon flop, Barcelona are waiting to laugh when he start to flop in few months.

ANCELOTTI: So who is going to win the EPL in England?

MOURINHO: Haaaaa, I don’t know oo, the league is still open until few months, but please don’t tell anyone I say this o.

ANCELOTTI: So Arsenal still trophyless now?

MOURINHO: No oo, Arsenal are ruling London at the moment, they won two trophies within 3 months, only God knows how they did it o. I’m even beginning to think maybe I have a spiritual problem O! I was not like this before.

ANCELOTTI: Well, take heart, your time will come again.

MOURINHO: I have to go now, I need to attend to this pretender Diego Costa, he’s got another injury, we are in serious problem now.

ANCELOTTI: Wait wait wait, How is Manchester United doing?

MOURINHO: Haaaa don’t kill me with laugh o, Watford are better than Man United now o! They finished 7th on the table last season, they won many pre-season matches but only to start offering 3 points again early this season in EPL. They’ve spent about £150 million now and managed to beat QPR 4-0 a newly promoted club that Tottenham also beat 4-0 recently, they’ve been celebrating since last weekend till now just because they beat QPR O! You really need to pray for Man United because I don’t think they will go to Champions League again this season.

ANCELOTTI: You don’t mean it, are you serious? Anyway, I will call you later, I’m trying to persuade C.Ronaldo to stay at Madrid as he’s threaten to leave.

MOURINHO: Let him come to EPL, he will flop, he thinks EPL is like before? Haaaaa… I will ring you later.


End of Conversation

Passing by!

Is this Jealous or Racism or what?


The Football Association has sent out its first draft of proposals to reduce the number of non-EU players within English football by up to 50%.
The FA's England Commission earlier this year called for wholesale reform in the belief that too many "mediocre" players were being bought by clubs.


Well, i smell Jealous and Racism On the Move Just Because English Players Are Flops Despite Overpaid, While Non-EU Players Are better and underrated than the overrated English Players. How will this make England win the World Cup? Why not advice your overrated English players to move abroad and play for clubs where i am sure we won't even hear their name. Lol .
The premier league would be nothing if it didn't have foreign players they have made it what it is today
Nonsense!

The source is BBC here http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29232701

Today is my birthday....

May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity in to my life. Happy Birthday to me.

I am not surprised, thats what you get when you think you are stubborn as manager to buy players

nijanigga: Wenger must go. Fabregas better than ramsey, ozil or arteta. #WENGERMUSTGO.

I agree with you. Am tired of that stingy man jor

ojeffo: ....THE MOMENT THE FINAL WHISTLE SOUNDS....

FT

Chelsea 1-3 Swansea

Suljosh: Your DNA is a science experiment gone wrong, FrankenIchidodo

Shut Up

ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Chelsae is going down today....Rubbish football club [/color]

I AGREE WITH YOU

Legendoscar2: Yet you "agree that Wenger knows better " than you?
Nawa for some Arsenal fans oh.....

It is advisable you should go back to school since your brain tumour could only read alphabet upside down which was the reason you weren't able to comprehend simple English. or you want Tiwa n tiwa?

Wenger sabi football management na, bot e no mean sey he no dey do mistake.

MUMU

mukina2: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

mukina2: choi!!! chesney biko o

you almost gifted clichy a goal

Lol the guy no get attitude like Fabianski

deeobserver209: There's only one club in English Premiership, Chelsea Fc and the others.

Even despite that my club Arsenal have more EPL title than your Chelsea, infarct combine your Chelsea entire trophies together with Spurs, we still have more trophies than your Chelsea, and we can realistically can't say we are the only one club in English Premiership.

Be exposed to this...

crudedude: ...

Ozil is slow and doesn't contribute much to defence. His pass is his main strength. Our darling Wenger chooses to still play him on the left. smh..

He might as well be subbed for Podolski

I AGREE WITH YOU

Padipadi: I was watching BBC this morning where Robbie Savage said that Ozil's gas don finish!
He said if Wenger start's him, Arsenal ll lose cos he contributes little to attack & defense. He said Wenger ll leave only Flamini in the holding midfield during counter attack while Ramsey, Wilsher, Ozil, Sanchez ll all go forward.
Just see how Man City scored their goal.

Stop telling lies to disguise... I watched it too, he did not even said Ozil's gas is finished. He said Ozil is a fantastic player and need to up his distribution. Stop telling lies.. Ole!

chimerase2: Assnal is parking de bus

Which bus? Stop telling lies.. I'm watching it too

Arsenal will repeat the Community Shield scoreline line against Man City

Arsenal 3-0 Manchester City

Up Gunner!

Sanchez + Welbeck + Chamberlain + Ozil = Arsenal 3-0 Man City

Mumus plenty for this thread, some of them no fit write O! dem go dey judge like sey their papa na chief state solicitor

jcgodfrey: As far as the law and court-room business goes, i believe South Africa just advertised their level of ineptitude to the whole world. What an absolutely shocking verdict. God knows if i was Reeva's brother, i would clap in the court-room as they read out the verdict. Only for me to go and organize my personal jungle-justice with my guys. Yes o. After-all, in hindsight, i thought he was an intruder!

MUMU, E EASY?

Don't be suprised if SE failed to qualify, remember Spain won the World Cup in SA and then the worst team in Brazil world cup

No 7 and 9, haaaaa na neighbour dey always help me beg

Fantastic, i'm loving this