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What's the exchange rate of Zimbabwean currency against that of Burkina Faso then Nigerian naira today

No be small thing o

You work in a lab. You should know better
Well since you don't have a clue key me help you. Its very likely it's a product of snake/ snake lizard/lizard cross breeding.
Follow my clue and thank me later

Na wao

An angineer asking non engineers. Are you sure u are actually an engineer or a roadside technician/mechanic.
Since you don't know let me help you Google the answer

Marriage blues

Ok

Talk is cheap

Sounds interesting but I'm sleepy. I will commente in the morning when I wake up

[size=15pt]Linda my dear. Knowest thou not that age is not at thine side. A woman's beaut is naught and her wealth infamy if there beholdest not a lord to love her and grow her glory. And to whom she would heed "go hither and thiter" and to whom you would bend thine knee with dishes of fine flour and say "alas my lord, eat to thine full, your lady awaiteth thee in the inner chambers" [/size]

Chai

Its a nice concept modifying an existing vehicle to an aircraft. Joke apart

Buhari will be wondering how the hell he made anti corruption mantra his chief campaign manifesto. It seems his closest allies are on a mission to ridicule his war against corruption. From the look of things he may likely spend his tenure running around circles with achievements below expectations.

Nigeria Police is the worst staffed force in the world in terms of unprofessionalism, corruption, illiteracy, ignorance of both rules of engagent and police act among others.

You can't imagine a foreigner especially a black chitchatting with an armed Asian Police let alone posing with his firearm.

Your jazz no work

Corruption is so massive in this cou try. I think the president may not achieve any other thing if he faces anti corruption alone so Nigerians had better stop expecting any magic from the old man

mfm04622:
I still use BlackBerry. Z30.

Eeya

Naija no dey tire until they exhaust all meams

Harlots everywhere

Ok

Who still uses those, especially BlackBerry. Microsoft has stopped labelling their windows phones Nokia. They ate now Lumia this Lumia that.

Where this one come from.
Well one easy way to become a popular personality:
Find a media company,
pay their reporter a good sum of money,
Hav him interview you on a contemporary national issue
Maintain an opposite or controversial stand on the matter

Your journey to popularity starts from there

Not only in Nigeria sha. There are are strange types of madness existing elsewhere.
More worrisome is the fact that Christian clergy readily agree to officiate and wed all manner of perverts and deviants once you meet up with the financial levies and dues.

Lookinh

I see

Jadekitana:
Oh yea we do

Tall girls forever. Short girls are such a bore. Jide ka iji

Na wao

Remembering the roots is always very good

Chai

Better than the celebrity trash and poo that have been desecrating the front page

Exactly

Most boobs look sexy when they are inside bra. I tell you most solemnly, you'd shed tears when you see most boobs in a loose mode.