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This is the reason why most Chinese live long in good health as they drink hot water at all times.

You'd see a 95year old Chinese still standing erect without walking stick and walking at a reasonable pace. Fruits, vegetables and sea food are dominant in their diet. They roast more, cook more, fry less,

Their food feel as if it's medicinal herb and actually acts it. You hardly feel heavy after a real Chinese diet. Not the fake we get in so called Chinese restaurants you find in Nigerian Streets.

The truth is that it's very difficult to resist the urge to take cold water in this hot part of the world with scorchy sun. People don die finish for here.

HallaDaTruth:
Why would these notherners always marry kids

Who doesn't know that young poocy is fresh and sweet. Better than worn out and overused footmats being paraded everywhere especially in Nairaland

Oj

nahzyla:
Mr man your story was concocted bunch of lies, abeg shift

I don't owe u or anyone any burden of proof. Mkpi

chuggy:
Real MVP

Whats the meaning

troublemakea:
I know some people wee come and form their own stories. so their ancestors to feel among

anyway is that all? any other story

Whats this one saying. Anuofia

nahzyla:
You too dey lie.

Reduce am abeg.

Your papa dey lie. Anuofia

Mancity26:
You later pay?

God forbid!!!

emmysoftyou:
so what later happened bro? Seriously I like what you did o

I don't know my brother. I stopped talking to her.

I had invited a girl on a date. I thought we could start something serious. Her father is a Secondary School Teacher while her mum is a trader. While we were considering where to go she said she'd like to go to Sahara Restaurant that she had never been there and she heard it's a nice place. . I had gone there a couple of times. This restaurant is a classy restaurant run by Arabs in Enugu. she came with 2 other girls, all were provocatively dressed and chewing gums without the slightest care in the world.
. A conversation ensued between btw us through text:
Me: babe I thought this meeting is for the both of us.
You didn't tell me you are coming with your friends.

Babe: what's wrong with my friends coming with me.
I also accompany them to meet their bfs. Besides
they are bored in the hostel and we are hungry.

(they were busy going through a big leather bound colorful menu book and placing orders)

Me: I didn't plan for this. I have a budget for our outing.

Babe: duuurrr! (carelessly chewing gum with clicking sounds)

I kept my cool as they chattered about school and gossiped about their school mates. In less than 30mins the food started coming, the only thing I could recognize was pizza which they say they'd prefer as 'take away' and a bowl of shredded Chicken Sauce. Among their orders were two glass cups of a drink I couldn't recognize and a slice of lemon hanging on the tip of each of the glass.
The waiter brought a printed bill with a shiny steel cone that they use to cover bills. I opened the cone and looked I saw N17,300
I had ordered and paid for bottled water while I was waiting for her to come.

I gently stood up, left and drove straight to another eatery.. I didn't bother switching off my phone because of 3 lousy girls. I managed to silence it though because the calls were incessant followed with countless messages that first started with insults then calmer tones of "apologies"..

Nonsense

Na true sha

Sfoooo9nja

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Rip

Can we see the export list please.
I mean what exactly is Nigeria exporting to Argentina

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Shamelessly they are are announcing that CBN operate on generators.

Shamelessly there are generators in all DISCO offices

Shamelessly TCN also run generators


Shamelessly all government offices run on generators

Shamelessly huge sums are allocated for fueling and maintenance of generators.

Now listen O people of Nigeria, there's no light at the end of the tunnel called Nigeria if this recycling of old men continues.
They all have expensive solar systems installed in their houses that guarantee steady power supply. Sell your conscience for a few spoons of porridge and mourn for at least 4 years.

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I need 10 hectares

Life is worth nothing in this country

Where's the Csava

Helen Paul the big titled short woman lawyer turned mother of dry jokes promoted Bleep boy show producers.

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Hia

Wicked people.
Can someone please list these organizations according to the level of gross corruption and malpractice going on there after National Assembly which is the mother of corruption in Nigeria both upper and lower house:

Nigeria Police, Nigeria Customs Service, Nigeria Immigration Services, EFCC, Judiciary, SERVICOM, SON, NAFDAC, FiRS, Transmission Company of Nigeria and DISCOS, Pencom, Bureau of Public Procurement, INEC and all States electoral Commission, NDLEA

Me trying to remember which organization IN Nigeria is not corrupt