₦airaland Forum

Rtopzy:
Hahahaha!!! Lwkmd

Abi nah.. How are you doing

Rtopzy:
Few days ago I saw a comment where someone
was asking for a space to faint. She said "please is there space in your house? I want to faint, my sister has fainted where I am suppose to
faint". And comments like "shift lemme faint"
After considering the rate at which people look
for spaces to faint these days, as an IGBO WOMAN with business oriented mind, I've decided to open a fainting center. Below are the categories of spaces for fainting and their prices:
*Fainting on the floor :1k
*Fainting on the couch: 2k
*Fainting on the Bed: 3k
*Fainting in my house :4k
*Fainting in the kitchen with water and food after
waking up:7k
*Fainting in a plane : 20k
*Fainting on express road: free... (shebi
semideath dey hungry u?)
In case your desired fainting space isn't here keep calm the business just started and we're still making provision for more fainting spaces.
Thanks for fainting with us, book your fainting space now!!!
Nice evening.

I think i will pay you 7k (kkkkkkk)

Because am fainting in your house, and also fainting in your bed alongside with you..

Rtopzy:
Please do, fainting is allowed.

how much is 1 hectare Am looking for a spacious place to faint o

This one weak me o

Awon Ritualist

Nigerians and photoshop..
Bread and butter
Garri and sugar
Apc and pdp

Melo melo

Freeze Wolf..

You need help!!!

Hehehe!!!



Am done with Nigeria

Frustrated being everywhere..





God help us o

Football is another form of MONEY RITUAL..

Me when i hear.. Its Young John the wicked producer.....




Koni baje fun e..

Loads of honey fall on you.

It is well.. Fp loading

ShyCypher:
The only benefit we have as Nigerians is our Free Space to faint.

Asides that, I don't really see what else we have.

No more fainting for free again oo.. You will have to book space now. .

Nah them sabi o

Plastic fish

RIP TO THE DEAD

We Nigerians are talking about money
You are talking about fine boy








Question of the day

Who fine boy epp

Mayorwer:
I am getting all your opinion and I am still counting on you experts to help.....though I realy love Honda E.O.D.

Bro go for E. O. D...

Disrespectful





No regard for dad at all..
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OKorowanta:
You guys shud bone dat thing.
China-make of dis sneakers for 3k dey and e go last four years without spoiling.

OKORO

collum:
the so called dad looking for her now, where were him when d small girl was dressing seductive like her present look on d oics? I blv d small girl may even hav a phone.. I stay in calabar here . .I have seen were guys sleep with 13 or lesser age..

I pray God keep her safe and bring her back home..and for the dad, "don't manage wrong conduct, apply disciplines"

Where were him.
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Weldone sir

Me * me dating a girl with flat foot *

My mom :

fuckerstard:
Everybody showing off their living room, mansion and stuff. Baba pick my call make me sef fit show my Villa soon.

If i get this kain papa, agbojulogun would be my middle name.

Mr Agbojulogun

Savage,

R.K.O

mikeycharles:
Ayele o!!! Why did she raise her legs like that
She seems like a humble child, she wore slippers to her own graduation unlike those slay queens that wear high heels just to show themselves

Freelancerx:
I don't have a store coz I don't sell phones. You can order for it on Jumia or walk into Slot or 3Chub

Okay thanks

wins18:
translate pls, thanks.

In Pa James Voice, What play is the Dog doing with Hyena or Tiger