OtemAtum:
3 mins to 7th hour was exactly the time bank alert sounded grin grin. Ransom was paid, release was done, simple mathematics.

as i said earlier

haters will call dis one a coincidence nw.

hw about d one Bishop oyedepo who declared 7hr ultimatum to release their victim and exactly 3mins to d 7th hour she was released. those who believe in God will not say its a coincidence while d rest can hug transformer.

actually, mine is exactly today, 5th.
pls show some love..

she b like tested, tasted and trusted, and hes all mine

NwaAmaikpe:

Nice one..honour amongst thieves.

It feels good to be back after a ban, I felt totally lost and incomplete without Nairaland.
But come on folks; it's better to be addicted to NL than to be addicted to Oshogbo weed.



I dedicate this to you... Yes you that is reading this post.
Please listen to me as I make my repentance speech.

-Never again will I call someone from the West an Afonja, a WASTEner or a citizen of Eweduland, let's love one another.

-Never again will I call them cowards, I have learnt to love and accept our individual peculiarities.

-I denounce my membership of the Vaseline crew.

-I relinquish my position of Supreme Brigadier, Sigma Squad; NCAN South South zone.

-Never again will I see the mods lalästicala and Myñd44 as fantastically mindless for banning me.

-Nairaland is here to promote unity, let us promote and love our diversity.
Long live Nairaland
Long live Nairaland

-This is also an appeal to the môds and supermôds to make me a Mod on the Troll section.

another humble soul frm d great beyond.

keep cheating out of dis coz love is not a do or die affair. I'll keep saying this till it rings on everyone's ears.
a gentleman can never raise a hand on his lady on a gud day but something happens for a reason.

there's always a reaction to every action.

most ladis r d cause of domestic violence, talking when men r talking so what dyu expect??

but exception goes to d barbaric men who beat at any chance. those ones need to b castrated at once.

Alhkerimu:

My brother no be small things oooooo, fear ladies i tell you.
Some people are advising me to woo her again but i said no, although i have not yet respond her message but i will reply her 2moro by God's grace.

well Dats wat she's expecting u to do nah. but know dat she just dumped a dude coz of u and my wild guess right nw will b dat she's seriously crushing on u. d ball is in ur court bro. if u have serious feelings with her then give it a try ortherwise just do blow her and move on.

follow ur heart but take ur brains with u. my 5cent

u said u don't like money and ur not corrupt. twaile to d devil's first son of liars.
twaie baba

ok. next

those guys r prone to scorpions and centipedes.

depending on d phones specs ur looking at.
for me it's tecno W3.

5" screen
quad core Mtk processor
5mp back with dual flash with 2mp secondary camera with flash.
1gb RAM 8gb ROM

Android 6.0 marshmallow and I got it at 30k then but right nw I think it's NW down to 26k or less on jumia

in babylon101's voice kwantinue pouring
and let d pouring keep coming.

nigga! she just changed her relationship status coz she saw a better offer.
girls been changing status since time immemorial. most have lost count of he many they've dated and str*ffed...

meanwhile, somewhere in Nigeria, haters crew who Neva want progress in IPOB just came in. some of them r below me

I won't b surprised if d case is swept under d carpet after all this without anything being done to remedy the situation thereby leaving d residents to their fate.
welcome to Nigeria where things happen.

hw about d king cobra??
not only is it d largest and longest venomous snake in d world but d most intelligent of d snake species. despite it's deadly features, it's d only snake known to shy away from humans and only attacks when threatened.

pls do a research and throw more light.

my heart bleeds continuously for our future generation. there's no peace in cultism, rather fear for d next hit dat will b coming up. u end up running when no one is chasing and looking over ur shoulder every now and then.

my heart bleeds continuously for our future generation. cultism doesn't bring u peace rather intense fear of d next hit. u keep running over nothing and looking over your shoulder every now and then.

for me it's d Chevy avalanche, tahoe suburban and camaro anytime. don't know about u but I love their designs noni.

for me it's d Chevy avalanche, tahoe suburban and camaro anytime. don't know about u but I love their designs noni.

I won't b surprised if these animals r released to walk as free men as if nothing ever happened.
dis is Nigeria and the jurisdictional system is nothing to write home about.
laws r not obeyed here, only there for d gullible to fill their pockets

ur angel is here. shit happens

wat is dis one saying??

hmm.

meanwhile

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it depends.

some girls would have rained curses on their boo coz of this but she acted martured. I love dat.
such keeps their relationship and love in balance.

all day nah wash and total waste of tiime and resources.
HOW TO GET LAID IN LAGOS. meet a girl. ask for her contact take her out for a drink. invite her over to ur place ( no need to rush) invite her again and d rest is history. works for me anytime.