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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by douchesnozzle(m): 9:13pm On Mar 09
odenkirk:
one will never make it via betting, this thing is mental majority of use here think we r normal bit honestly speaking.........
Dem go come attack u. I am a living witness that 99% will lose money gambling. Half of the remaining 1% will just break even. I did my analysis via my opay app in Dec when I saw what I was wasting in name of gambling I almost shed tears. Minimum 15k weekly with nothing to show for it. For someone earning very well by Nigeria standards I was always broke and running into debts before pay day. I told myself that this year alabi no go see me. I struggled in Jan after deactivating I registered with another number until Feb where I said never again. I deactivated all my acc I even wrote to msport via mail the idiots were delaying had to be on Thier neck. I can tell u since I quit I am never broke again. I even lend to ppl I borrowed from before. My weekends are awesome I watch games with peace of mind and have spare funds to take myself and family out. Am not trying to berate anyone here but deep down if u tell urself the truth u go know say alabi no be am. Football is now rigged openly so if u think na for alabi u wan take blow, sorry u dey delay ur destiny. A word is enough for the wise. Quit now or leave to regret when it's too late

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TV/Movies / Re: Channels Television Wins TV Station Of The Year For The Record 16th Time by douchesnozzle(m): 8:25am On Dec 18, 2023
Channels that have lost viewership and ratings. Gone are the days when u walk into banks and offices and see ppl watching channels tv. It's now arise TV if u want to get good reportage and not some boring repetitive stale news.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Sheffield United (2 - 0) On 16th December 2023 by douchesnozzle(m): 4:51pm On Dec 16, 2023
What does this coach and players do in training
TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Hikes Dstv, GOTV Prices After $72m Forex Loss by douchesnozzle(m): 9:24am On Dec 09, 2023
Na mumu still dey subscribe dstv in this era of fuel subsidy. Unless u run a hotel or joint that needs dstv to make money. Just get an Android box and router and stream the world of endless entertainment. With Netflix and prime video why do I need to put a hole in my pocket to watch those old movies on dstv
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chealsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2023 by douchesnozzle(m): 9:43pm On Dec 06, 2023
This Pochetinho is a big fraud.
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 23 by douchesnozzle(m): 10:06am On Dec 06, 2023
MONEY247:
I tried to join alphatrading giveaway account but no avail they say network congestion... ... has anyone joined successfully
Try at night.. tried around 10pm yesterday I was able to register. Did my verification this morning and got the 5k acc instantly. Dem don save me money wey I be wan use buy challenge in jan

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Business / Re: Bank Recapitalisation: Presidency Backs CBN, Investors Rush For Mega-Banks Stock by douchesnozzle(m): 11:01am On Nov 29, 2023
ppogba:


I know your type.
You took time to exhibit all the banking terms you picked on the floor without defining what capitalisation is. What a shame.
You took time to try and explain what FUGAZ is but could you explain why your dear STANBIC that is amongst the top three banks in Nigeria isn't amongst them despite the qualities of FUGAZ.

I did not know FUGAZ. Wonderful!
You want to school me? That is typical on Nairaland.
The strength of a financial institution is in its capital adequacy. Clap for your self.
What them is the relationship between the capital adequacy and capitalisation?

Abeg, look for people in the beer parlour you can bamboozle with terminologies.

I am waiting to be schooled anyway.
Run along bro. Ur empty brain is just giving out distracting echoes on this thread. Schooling ppl like u is a waste of time

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Business / Re: Bank Recapitalisation: Presidency Backs CBN, Investors Rush For Mega-Banks Stock by douchesnozzle(m): 8:06am On Nov 29, 2023
ppogba:


It is too early to exhibit much ignorance with audacious gusto.

Who told you market capitalisation and not asset.is.the best metric to judge the strength of banks in Nigeria?

Who told you STANBIC is part of the three strongest banks in Nigeria?

Please go and find out what capitalisation is before you comment further.
Please go and.find out what FUGAZ is before you comment further.

I was expecting people with limited knowledge like you to jump in quickly as usual.
See this dumbo calling FUGAZ without knowing what it really means. Let me school u cos I know ur kind who tend to disguise Thier cluelessness by mentioning something they don't understand. FUGAZ is just an acronym for banks to big to fail. Too big too fail in the sense that they account for 60% of deposit as well as profit in the industry. If any of them were to fail CBN must step in cos of Thier spiral effect on the economy. Thats where it ends. The strength of a financial institution is in its capital adequacy ratio. It shows how much capital a bank has in respect to it's risk. This is the stress test use to determine how solvent a bank is. Why do u think cbn is pushing for recapitalization? Why is cbn not telling banks to grow deposit or increase customer base. Those are not metrics for judging strength of a bank. Capital base is which shows investor believe in a bank is what determines the strength of a bank. Google the top banks that attracted foreign investment YTD and tell me how many FUGAZ bank is on the list.

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Business / Re: Bank Recapitalisation: Presidency Backs CBN, Investors Rush For Mega-Banks Stock by douchesnozzle(m): 4:34am On Nov 29, 2023
So access bank with all the acquisition is still below 700bn yet they will be bragging that they are the biggest bank in Nigeria. Capitalization and not assets or customer base is the best metrics to judge how strong a bank is. Investors who have good knowledge of the industry know which bank stocks to buy which is directly reflected in Thier stock market capitalization. Zenith GTB and Stanbic IBTC are the strongest banks in Nigeria. This recapitalization is very good and will help reposition our financial institutions.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Corrects A Fanboy From The SE Geopolitical Zone by douchesnozzle(m): 4:08am On Nov 29, 2023
grin grin pp have forgotten that this clown existed. He will use another acc to respond to his own post and latter type episode in the name of schooling. After all the dick riding Tinubu no give am appointment. What a shameless lot
Foreign Affairs / Re: The U.S. Navy Has Taken Back Control Of The Israel-affiliated Tanker Hijacked! by douchesnozzle(m): 6:48am On Nov 27, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:


Fvck you too!
So u have confirmed that u are a terrorist. Make I forward it details to IDF.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The U.S. Navy Has Taken Back Control Of The Israel-affiliated Tanker Hijacked! by douchesnozzle(m): 6:18am On Nov 27, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:



Fvck Israel!


Fvck all terrorists and their sympathizers.

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Romance / Re: Pregnant Lady Storms Boyfriend's Wedding With Thugs In Port Harcourt (Video) by douchesnozzle(m): 6:16am On Nov 27, 2023
Some men get mind o. U impregnated a girl instead make u try resolve amicably and let her see reasons why u can't marry her u go dey wed another person. Am sure she didn't even care about the lady he impregnated. He must have want to do the wedding secretly. How can this his new marriage work with this kind scandal on ur wedding day.

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Politics / Re: Planned Protests In Kano Shelved Amid Heavy Security Presence by douchesnozzle(m): 2:14am On Nov 26, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
The Nigerian Armed Forces should be on high alert and ready to deport any miscreant to hell! Their guns and ammunitions are not for fashion and should be put to use when necessary.

A competent and unbiased court of law has ruled, and I see no reason why people should be constituting nuisances.
U dey crase well. U want police to kill ppl protesting injustice but u jump on every thread lamenting when terrorist in Gaza are wiped out. Can u see say u no get sense at all

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Politics / Re: CBN Postpones MPC Meeting Again by douchesnozzle(m): 7:05am On Nov 21, 2023
Cluelessness at it's peak. Just imagine the US postponing CPI or NFP. Nigeria economy is on auto pilot, the fake Cbn governor has no idea of how to fix the economy.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Ship ‘Galaxy Leader’ Hijacked By Yemen’s Houthis In Red Sea by douchesnozzle(m): 3:56pm On Nov 19, 2023
DaTruths:
I thought Israel no dey lose for War, i thought they are invincible, what is happening?

Iran never even chook hand Israel don dey collect wotowoto.

Israel be like Nigeria Police, na against the defenseless them dey show power grin

Na joke oh.
U be real mumu..
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 21 by douchesnozzle(m): 8:41pm On Dec 15, 2021
Elliotwaveforec:

5 lots is a must; 0.01 not more than 5 positions; you must not have 5 days of not trading at all and minimum of 20 days. As Nd only 10 pips and above profit would be counted as lots

I'm doing it to master scslping
Thanks for the heads up..
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 21 by douchesnozzle(m): 7:57pm On Dec 15, 2021
Elliotwaveforec:
FBS 5 lots target account; scalping thing. 10 10 pips.
Nice one. Am also flexing d fbs bonus. $89 profit in 8 trading days. Pls I want to confirm if we must trade a total of 5lots b4 being eligible to withdraw profit. Or withdraw profit after 20 trading days notwithstanding the lot traded. Cos from d little note about d bonus I only saw trade for 20 active days and withdraw profit. I have been currently taking stupid trades so I can meet up. Abeg anyone with clarification should assist.

Education / Re: Prof Salami Elected African Varsities’ Vice President by douchesnozzle(m): 6:16am On Aug 12, 2021
Is she the wife of the great Professor Salami?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Community Shield: Leicester Vs Manchester City (1 - 0) - Live by douchesnozzle(m): 8:04pm On Aug 07, 2021
I pray the transfer window closes without Pep signing a striker. The beating he go collect this season no go get part two

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Sports / Re: MTN Naija IPTV with no DATA charge by douchesnozzle(m): 3:57pm On Aug 07, 2021
PipulTV:


Locate a dealer in your location, go to Outlets. Visit the agent to obtain your Pipul TV sim card and stream absolutely DATA-Free.
Do u know any here in calabar
Sports / Re: MTN Naija IPTV with no DATA charge by douchesnozzle(m): 2:30pm On Aug 07, 2021
PipulTV:

Change your browser or Hold on the download button until a Pop up appears, then click on save.
Sorry for the inconvenience
I have downloaded what Next.
Sports / Re: MTN Naija IPTV with no DATA charge by douchesnozzle(m): 1:03pm On Aug 07, 2021
PipulTV:
Join the Pipul TV train and Enjoy Streaming without hassle.
Tried downloading the Android app from ur site it's not downloading
Sports / Re: Manchester City sign Jack Grealish from Aston Villa in £100m record deal by douchesnozzle(m): 6:35am On Aug 06, 2021
City don fall mugu to British press hyping same way ManU overpaid for Sancho who couldn't get a sniff at the England first team. I don't see what Grealish adds tons city team other than wearing his bump shot and winning freekicks in dangerous areas.

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Sports / Re: PSG Is Offering Lionel Messi 'Everything Money Can Buy' by douchesnozzle(m): 8:40pm On Aug 05, 2021
Mumu PSG. Even if u get 10 Messi they will never win anything tangible with Pochetino and coach.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Super League Is Back On As Court Rules UEFA Cannot Sanction Clubs Involved by douchesnozzle(m): 7:47pm On Jul 30, 2021
Broke clubs like barca and Madrid are the ones still hoping that phantom league will become a reality. Imagine a tournament where Arsenal as useless as they are competes in each year. Nonsense. That super league is nothing but a glorified friendly.
Car Talk / Re: Having Issues With Your Car AC ,lets Discuss It Here by douchesnozzle(m): 7:37pm On Jul 30, 2021
RealSleek:


The pipe carrying coolant from engine through radiator to the heater ..(back and forth) is the heater system, quite different from the AC cooling system. I'm sure all he did is crossing the heater. So no more hot water coming inside the heater, if you notice the heater side of the AC isn't working anymore. So no other effects other than heating system won't work again. Ok?
So go and install your new compressor and condenser without worries.
Pls get back to me if you HV any other question or you are not satisfied with my answer
Thanks. I will mount the AC next week and give feedback
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Declares Jerigbe Senator For Cross River North by douchesnozzle(m): 3:24pm On Jul 30, 2021
Confirmedzombie:
I urge Jeregba to immediately approach the supreme court.

See the illitrates above me rejoicing. Supreme court will upturn this judgement.

I am disappointed in this judgement. Our stole mandate must be reclaimed.
Na u b d real illiterate. Senate election matters end at appeal court
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi's Fraud Case And Kyari's Indictment by douchesnozzle(m): 10:04pm On Jul 29, 2021
Idiot on the lose

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Car Talk / Re: Having Issues With Your Car AC ,lets Discuss It Here by douchesnozzle(m): 1:33pm On Jul 29, 2021
autologic:

It actually the heater chamber that was bypassed .
The only downside is that u won't have heater if u need hot air atimes in your car chamber .
Thanks. Exactly what he told me. I guess I can manage it like that.

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