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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 25th January 2026 by douchesnozzle(m): 8:02pm On Jan 25
Fiscus105:
So you are happy that, arsenal wins all matches in champion league premilary? Is that not achievements? Don't forget you guys celebrate emirate cup yearly.


Most important is that Ur darling team make you happy, at least you break record, let the team who needs title take it home pls.
Guy I no be Arsenal fan. Just giving my point of view.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 25th January 2026 by douchesnozzle(m): 7:43pm On Jan 25
Na oversabi go kee Arteta las las. Squad rotation is not in his dictionary. Against Chelsea in carabao cup he played everybody for a useless cup game that u still had to play return leg. Over exhaustion from that game made them drop points against notingham when they could hav win and go 9 points clear. U hav qualified for champions League why not give other players chance. Look at how rusty eze is. This should hav been the easiest league for arsenal to win after trying all this years but they are about to bottle it again.
Christianity EtcRe: Pornography: The Doorway To Demons by douchesnozzle(m): 12:37pm On Jan 25
There is a bad nad demonic spirit in pornography and masturbation. U see pornography and gambling na d same spirit they control them. Reason why they always advertise gambling on porn sites. This two spirit works hand in glove to destroy ppl. As for those saying they hav been watching pornography and haven't seen any demonic influence on it, they might be right. The devil doesn't attack everyone. If he knows he has already gotten u where he wants u, u can watch porn and masturbate and still prosper in life. But for anyone who has a destiny designed by God, and if u are someone God wants to use to advance his agenda, the day u set ur eyes on pornography and masturbation u will know demons are real. I have been down this road before.
PoliticsRe: The Menace Of Street Begging In Kano (Video) by douchesnozzle(m): 8:15am On Jan 25
The headquarters of begging in Nigeria is Lagos. All this damage control to rope north in won't work. We all saw how speed quickly left Lagos before dem beg him life finish.
Foreign AffairsRe: French President, Macron Says "China Is Welcome" In Europe by douchesnozzle(m): 6:47am On Jan 22
Typical case of cutting ur face to spite ur nose. EU should just wait in 3 years Trump will not longer be there. Why inviting the Chinese. They stand to gain nothing from China.
PoliticsRe: Zenith Bank PLC Shares Listed As Top Pick Ahead Of GTCO And ACCESSCORP by douchesnozzle(m): 10:18pm On Jan 18
Access should not even be in the conversation. That's one of the worst banking stocks in Nigeria. For a bank that large trading around N20 looks very unexplainable. Stanbic, GTCO and zenith are sure bankers any day.
SportsRe: AFCON 2025: Tunisia Have Offered Chelle $100,000 To Dump Super Eagles – Idah by douchesnozzle(m): 9:34pm On Jan 17
He should better take the offer. Nff can't be reliable.
Technology MarketRe: Google Pixel, Samsung,iphone & More For Sale. by douchesnozzle(m): 2:06am On Jan 16
Fantome:
AVAILABLE
I need the pixel 9 pro. Is it available
PoliticsRe: Sack Wike Or Face Nationwide Protests— APC Leaders Issue Ultimatum To Tinubu by douchesnozzle(m): 11:06pm On Jan 08
Dem no born Tinubu well to sack Wike.
PoliticsRe: How SIM Fubara Weakened Rivers People by douchesnozzle(m): 11:01pm On Jan 08
This Fubara should be removed. Not because I support Wike but to serve as a lesson to any weakling who don't have the guts to use their power. The same weakness Jonathan displayed that brought devilish APC to power. Fubara should go back to his civil service
PoliticsRe: Wike Boasts Of Helping APC Use Judiciary To Kill Osun LG Funds Case, Warns Party by douchesnozzle(m): 1:19pm On Jan 08
Is God not wonderful? We thought the fallout between Wike and Tinubu will be after 2027 but Christmas came early. If them like make dem no stick to the devilish agreements they had, Wike will burn down the party. Wike is doing God's work. He has destroyed pdp now it time to destroy the APC for a new Nigeria to emerge.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Changes Party Like Premier League Football Players – Bwala by douchesnozzle(m): 7:40am On Jan 08
Ofunaofu:
When substance fails, deflection becomes strategy. First it was grammar policing, then character assassination, now a full pivot from Daniel Bwala to Reno Omokri. Classic, predictable and typical of Agbadorians

Now, having failed to defend Bwala, you’ve jumped ship to Reno Omokri.

We all know Reno Omokri’s playbook, loud rabble rousing, maximal outrage, now followed by quiet reward. This is the same Reno who publicly called Tinubu a known drug lord, dared him to court, and never retracted the claim. No lawsuit, no retraction instead, an ambassadorial appointment. Draw your own conclusions, Richtaiwo

And as usual, Reno’s argument against Peter Obi is not policy, data, or outcomes, but cherry-picking optics. He parades a general hospital in Anambra to score cheap points, ignoring the fact that Obi’s investments in healthcare, both as governor and as a private citizen are well documented and verifiable. Anyone genuinely interested in truth can Google that.


Meanwhile, under the current Tinubu administration, if healthcare has improved so dramatically, one would expect evidence, not foreign hospital visits. Leaders proud of their healthcare systems don’t routinely fly to France and UK for medical checkups.
U are spot on. But pls for ur own sanity don't quote that zombie again. U can always post ur opinions and rebuttals on a fresh post or quote reasonable ppl. That guy isn't worth any mention. His brain is already wired to post trash. U can see how he is trying to squeeze reno his Lord and Savior into this topic.
AutosRe: Lexus Rx 350 2010 by douchesnozzle(m): 7:34am On Jan 07
Styles24:
Lexus rx 350 2010 model first body engine gear ac working perfectly for 14m to the owner settlement 600k location Ajah Lagos
If them neva beat one agent una no go learn. U wan collect 600k as what na. Na the sellers I blame wey dey give una car to sell. Am sure the real owner is even ready to sell for 10-12m but Una wan use person property take cashout.
SportsRe: Fans Boo Osimhen After Lookman Outburst (Video) by douchesnozzle(m): 6:39am On Jan 06
ECOWAS Halaand thinks highly of himself. For someone playing in a stupid league in turkey shouldn't be having such ego. No wonder no top club came for him. The coach better address this his issue before it destroys the team.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Lost Its Voice – ADC Slams Tinubu Govt Over Silence On Venezuela by douchesnozzle(m): 8:28pm On Jan 05
Una wan set Tinubu up shey. U think Trump hasn't seen the drug case? I can bet my balls Tinubu will not mention pim. The last noise Shetima made at UN assembly Nigeria is still suffering the consequences u want him to go chook mouth for Trump matter.
Foreign AffairsRe: Empty Classrooms: S/Korea Shuts Down Over 4,000 Schools Amid Birth Rate Crisis by douchesnozzle(m): 7:28pm On Jan 04
Their citizens are only interested in fashion. I haven't seen ppl who care more about their looks than South Koreans. I pity them. U hav a hostile neighbor instead of u to grow ur human capital them dey farm Aura. In the next 30 yrs I doubt if the country will still be in existence.
PoliticsRe: I wish I Can Wake Up To Find Governor Yusuf's Defection A Dream - Kwankwaso by douchesnozzle(m): 12:13am On Jan 04
I don't trust this guy. APC should have him. He thinks too highly of himself for someone whose popularity only starts and end in kano. ADC should be wary of this kind of politicians.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa At (1 - 2) On 27th December 2025 by douchesnozzle(m): 7:22pm On Dec 27, 2025
ManU don scam us with this Garnacho o. Cash is on a yellow and this guy can't even put him under pressure. See someone that can't play in a useless ManU team nahin we go spend 40m on when we could have gotten Cherki. I swear this blueCo needs to hands off Chelsea.
PoliticsRe: Airstrikes Show Nigeria, Allies’ Resolve To Counter Terrorism — DHQ by douchesnozzle(m): 10:33am On Dec 26, 2025
Attachment by force. This guy's no just get any shame.
PoliticsRe: Trump Orders US Military To Strike ISIS Group In Nigeria by douchesnozzle(m): 10:29am On Dec 26, 2025
Krankhead:
You are just a baby
This is a co-ordinating attack with the Nigerian govt
No be only co-ordinate. America will not do any coordination with a terrorist country
PoliticsRe: US Secretary Of War Commends Nigeria Government Cooperation In Airstrike by douchesnozzle(m): 10:26am On Dec 26, 2025
Holluwhakemmy:
Why are you not happy about this news? Are you supporting those terrorists?
Read my post again. Nobody happy pass me
PoliticsRe: US Secretary Of War Commends Nigeria Government Cooperation In Airstrike by douchesnozzle(m): 10:25am On Dec 26, 2025
Krankhead:
StY online and be crying. The year has ended. What do you achieve? Only shouting Tinubu all the time while all your mates are building mansion
U think everyone is waiting for data allowance to feed. U that has been supporting tinubu can u point to what u hav achieved aside ur monthly stipend.
PoliticsRe: US Secretary Of War Commends Nigeria Government Cooperation In Airstrike by douchesnozzle(m): 2:51am On Dec 26, 2025
All this to cover shame. As if the now disgraced country had a choice.
PoliticsRe: Trump Orders US Military To Strike ISIS Group In Nigeria by douchesnozzle(m): 2:48am On Dec 26, 2025
Strike that has already happened and the jets already returned to base. Am sure nig govt only got to know about it after Trump posted it
PoliticsRe: Christmas: Surplus Rice, Price Crash, Hope Dashed by douchesnozzle(m): 7:13pm On Dec 21, 2025
The local farmers who held Nigerians hostage when there was ban on imported rice. They can cry all they want. If they can't compete with imported rice let them close shop. Besides most Nigerians like me prefer local rice but if the imported rice will keep the price of local rice down it's a win win for the masses.
CelebritiesRe: Rev Fr Kelvin Ugwu Writes On Burna Boy's Arrogance by douchesnozzle(m): 8:39pm On Nov 28, 2025
So I senior burna boy. Dey play. I still small when burna release that his party song can't remember the name. And me I don pass 34
FamilyRe: Man In Shock As Wife Collects ₦480k But Pays Only ₦145k For Daughter by douchesnozzle(m): 3:09am On Nov 28, 2025
See as people are commenting on a skit as if it really happened. Make una dey comot for nairaland once once na.
PoliticsRe: Wike Bloc Asks Court To Nullify PDP Convention by douchesnozzle(m): 8:40am On Nov 26, 2025
The case will be assigned to Justice Omotosho the APC judge who does the bidding of Wike.
PoliticsRe: VP Shittima Addresses G20 Leaders, Seeks Equity in Global Mineral Trade (Video) by douchesnozzle(m): 6:58am On Nov 23, 2025
The clown is scared of mentioning Gaza again. He must have been sternly warned not to mis yarn. The last mis yarn is the reason US is torch lighting us.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs DR Congo: 2026 World Cup Play-Off Finals 1(3 - 4)1 On Nov 16 2025 by douchesnozzle(m): 8:37pm On Nov 16, 2025
Lookman just dey use ex caf player for f the yr PR dey start Match. That guy doesn't offer anything going forward.
PoliticsRe: #IbadanConvention: They started Dirty December in November - Wike's aide, Lere by douchesnozzle(m): 9:26pm On Nov 15, 2025
Look at someone who at one time was gunning for publicity secretary for pdp suddenly relegated to attack dog of Wike. A finished man.

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