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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by douchesnozzle(m): 8:15pm On Jan 28, 2017
AccessME:
Honestly bro!
there hasn't been a day it isn't red for Me I have been trying relentlessly to win but all to no avail.. apart from the 2,500 I won last year February I haven't eat a Kobo from Bet 9ja jackpot and the most annoying part of it be say I don use my last 5h take bet 2day and all BEhOlD red.
Na me be number one if dem say person don dey frustrated on betting I swell

I don tire..
Bros reduce straight win on ur tickets. I know d odds are usually tempting but to avoid losing consitentently u have to reduce straight win. Like I said earlier, betting on goals and 10min draw dey pay wella. Plus I don't accumulate more than 5odds with maximum of 8 games. Ever since I stuck to this rules, 9jabet has been paying constantly. Na thier money I dey use fuel my car plus take do my flexing paroles..

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by douchesnozzle(m): 7:11pm On Jan 28, 2017
Bloody day for punters.. Especially those wey like straight win. Since I stopped playing straight win I dey chop 90% of the Time. Betting on goals and 10min draw is d best way to escape alabi wrath..

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Investment / Re: MMM Number One Guider Chuddy Ugorji Flees Overseas With Wife by douchesnozzle(m): 12:27pm On Jan 22, 2017
I said it last yr here on nairaland that d one month freezing was for chuddy and his cronies to flee the country. The MMM crew blasted me on that thread if they had d chance they would have chopped my head off..

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Investment / Re: Letter To All MMM Nigeria Participants by douchesnozzle(m): 8:45pm On Jan 16, 2017
habby51:
Enuff of this abeg
When mmm going to match me
Since friday av GH, till now no show.
You need not 2 preach to anyone again about mmm.
No one is paying attention to bad belle pple.
We all knw mmm is back, all I need is to get my money money and PH again.
Make I go back 2 my hustling jooor, if u get beta thing to talk halla me.
Oga with the way u are sounding desperate to get ur money, we all know fear no go let u PH again. Better count ur loss and move on.
Investment / Re: Before You Go Ahead To Provide Help As MMM Returns, Take Note! by douchesnozzle(m): 10:51pm On Jan 15, 2017
The MMM Bandwagon has reduced drastically. Before now u dare not mention M B4 they pounced nd rain curses on u with thier zombie slogan of "long live MMM". I guess they are gradually coming to thier senses.

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Investment / Re: MMM Nigeria Is Matching Participants by douchesnozzle(m): 5:20pm On Jan 14, 2017
It's not by matching?? The problem is which mumu go gree pay u. grin grin

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Investment / Re: The Secret Of MMM's Comeback by douchesnozzle(m): 9:53am On Jan 14, 2017
SmellingAnus:
I wanted to apologize to you then ask you to educate me but when I looked at your profile, you have been a registered member since 2015 and yet you don't have any topic of yours that has gotten to front page while I that registered in 2016 have at least two topics that have made front page in Nysc section and family section
So having a topic on front page is an achievement for u??

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Investment / Even D Bible Knows U Are Waiting For Mmm To Reopen On 14th Jan by douchesnozzle(m): 2:51am On Jan 13, 2017
Please as you await the supposed reopening of MMM let's read what the scripture has to say about this..
Ezra 6:19
"And the children of captivity kept the passover upon the FOURTEENTH day of the first month" grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 4th January 2017 by douchesnozzle(m): 11:09pm On Jan 04, 2017
Nice play spurs.. Same thing they did to us when we last won the league. Seriously if anyone should be more worried about this results it's arsenal and ManU. Spurs just showed that they are title contenders and with the way they are playing, arsenal, city and United aren't guaranteed a top 4 finish.

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Romance / Re: Unload Your First Selfie For The Year 2017 by douchesnozzle(m): 2:27pm On Jan 01, 2017
Leggo 2017

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Politics / Re: Captured Whiteman In Sambisa Is French by douchesnozzle(m): 12:08pm On Dec 28, 2016
Choi.. Feel like playing call of duty after reading this. Kudos to the Nigerian Army. Never again will scumbags be allowed to hold the country to ransom.

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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by douchesnozzle(m): 1:13pm On Dec 25, 2016
Please I need help with my Honda accord fuel gauage. The gauage is stuck on empty even when I have a full thank. Took the car to the car electrician, after much testing he said I had to get a gauage cluster as the sender unit and other wiring are correct. I bought a new guage cluster from onitsha but was surprised that it didn't work. When connected to my car, the dashboard lights, speedometer and other meters worked but d fuel guage was still stuck on empty. My electrician said the cluster I bought wasn't for my car. He showed me the numbers on mine and the one I bought the difference was just in alphabet. Mine had AF before alphabet but one I bought had a different alphabet which I can't recall. He also said mine was a 2013 while I bought a 2014, but my car is a 2003 model

Please gurus in d house kindly advise, is it possible that a car of d same yr model would have certain different electrical components? Also if it was different like d electrician stated, how come other meters on the car worked except the fuel guage. Please I need ur thoughts so I don't spend more money returning something that isn't faulty cos am already suspecting that I didn't need a new cluster in the first place.
Cc Gazuz, luvinghubby
Car Talk / Re: Honda Accord Fuel 03 Fuel Gauage Issue by douchesnozzle(m): 12:05pm On Dec 25, 2016
ZIMDRILL:
Based on your words you said he said wires are correct, what does he mean by that ?
Meaning no grounding issues or lose connections.
Car Talk / Honda Accord Fuel 03 Fuel Gauage Issue by douchesnozzle(m): 4:48pm On Dec 24, 2016
Please I need help with my Honda accord fuel gauage. The gauage is stuck on empty even when I have a full thank. Took the car to the car electrician, after much testing he said I had to get a gauage cluster as the sender unit and other wiring are correct. I bought a new guage cluster from onitsha but was surprised that it didn't work. When connected to my car, the dashboard lights, speedometer and other meters worked but d fuel guage was still stuck on empty. My electrician said the cluster I bought wasn't for my car. He showed me the numbers on mine and the one I bought the difference was just in alphabet. Mine had AF before alphabet but one I bought had a different alphabet which I can't recall. He also said mine was a 2013 while I bought a 2014, but my car is a 2003 model

Please gurus in d house kindly advise, is it possible that a car of d same yr model would have certain different electrical components? Also if it was different like d electrician stated, how come other meters on the car worked except the fuel guage. Please I need ur thoughts so I don't spend more money returning something that isn't faulty cos am already suspecting that I didn't need a new cluster in the first place.
Cc Gazuz, luvinghubby
Business / Re: Customers Refuse To Leave First Bank Premises (photos) by douchesnozzle(m): 11:34pm On Dec 22, 2016
asuustrike2009:

This year's queue especially this quarter is the worst I have ever experienced.You need to visit ATM stand to see things for yourself that some banks are putting limit to withdrawal.

I experienced same yesterday in Ph. But in onitsha today as a market area, d 3 banks I visited were all paying. Places like onitsha Alaba, won't experience such cash crunch cos traders would always bring cash to the bank. My annoyance is some misguided ponzy investors trying to compare banks with MMM.

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Business / Re: Customers Refuse To Leave First Bank Premises (photos) by douchesnozzle(m): 11:27pm On Dec 22, 2016
iykenathan162:


Bet with yr life never to wake up the next day of the day mmm will come bk if u are so such mmm has gone.

Oga keep hoping o. I ll be here to open a special wailing thread for people like you. Your number one guider is moving around with body guard, he is using this period to give u guys hope while he perfects his plan to leave Naija u are here hoping for MMM to come back.
Investment / Re: by douchesnozzle(m): 11:00pm On Dec 22, 2016
solidman59:
UNITED BANK OF AFRICA JUST CRASHED !!!

Fellow Mavrodians and non Mavrodians, This is to bring to your notice that one of The most popular bank in Nigeria, UBA just crashed.
Today being the 22nd of Decmember 2016, the banking hall was filled up with customers so much that the cooling system could not perform effectively so the entire bank was stuffy and filled with awful odour, again having being shocked and perplexed by the enormous crowd i was then again shocked when i noticed that the bankers have secretly removed all withdrawals slips from slip and teller racks, i had to meet up with one of the bankers to provide me a slip ,after filling in my required amount, I was suprised when the cashier whom i handed my withdrawer slip told me that i will have to wait for some hours as there is no money to pay customers. At this point i made some noise and so the manager's attentions drawn, He pleaded I re-write my withdrawal slip for less than i requested and go for 50k. I told them right there that if it were MMM you guys will be begin to spread false news that MMM has crashed.

i then asked asked the manager can we now say that UBA has crashed? cos you have frozen my withdrawal till God knows when.

This MMM really do u strong thing o.

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Business / Re: Customers Refuse To Leave First Bank Premises (photos) by douchesnozzle(m): 10:53pm On Dec 22, 2016
madridguy:
You that said you don't know why MMM frozen mavro, hear this, yesterday in Port Harcourt ,Ecobank was not able to pay people complete but only 50% payment once you are withdrawing 100k upwards. People in Port Harcourt lamenting on that action.

MMM haters una see una life?
MMM guys should stop comparing banks with that stupid scheme. Bank didn't pay u cash doesn't mean it can't give you your money. A lots of bank are migrating customers to ADC. If you are refused cash at the counter kindly do a transfer via your app or ATM and see if the transaction won't be processed. MMM is gone for good and the earlier u guys get it the Less numbers of heart failure next year.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: 21 Chibok Girls Released by douchesnozzle(m): 8:53pm On Dec 22, 2016
They want to divert our attention from Magu and SGf corruption saga. Carry on APC..

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Investment / Re: The Game Changing Plan Against Recession- 100% Every Two Weeks by douchesnozzle(m): 10:14pm On Nov 16, 2016
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Politics / Re: Budget Padding: Jibrin Forwards Names Of First 50 Reps To EFCC, See List by douchesnozzle(m): 6:03am On Oct 07, 2016
HungerBAD:
I don't believe him.

While I do believe,that those on the list are not saints,something tells me this list is that of a drowning man,looking for who to take down too.

Jibrin got caught with his hands inside the cookie jar. If he had made the list of corrupt officials public,before he was disgraced out of his position,we would have taken him serious.

He lacks the credibility to name names.
Bros this ur job hard die.. 4am?? Don't u sleep.

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Autos / Re: Respray / repaint And Oven Bake your Vehicles to look brand new[with pictures] by douchesnozzle(m): 11:47pm On Oct 02, 2016
I have a first body eod but would like to make d look brighter. My friend is advising me to just flash d body. Please someone should clarify me on the difference between flashing and spraying.
Car Talk / Re: How Do I Use My Aux To Play Music Honda 2003 by douchesnozzle(m): 1:58pm On Sep 25, 2016
Fogman:


Exchange wahala! This cable cost over $20 to buy excl shipping cost, so do the calculation. This offer elapses this weekend when my goods sails to Nigeria. Just wanted to assist in buying and include in my goods.
Oga fogman.. Am very interested in this aux.. I don tire for cd on my Accord when I have loads of latest music on my iPhone. Can I pm u??
Autos / Re: SOLD! We Are Back With an Amazing 2005 EOD @780k....slightly Negotiable by douchesnozzle(m): 9:49pm On Sep 19, 2016
Nice car.. Happy sales. Please hw did u customize the audio aux. I have an EOD ND would like to do same. Hw much did it cost ND can u link me with someone who can.

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