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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by douchesnozzle(m): 8:15pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
AccessME:Bros reduce straight win on ur tickets. I know d odds are usually tempting but to avoid losing consitentently u have to reduce straight win. Like I said earlier, betting on goals and 10min draw dey pay wella. Plus I don't accumulate more than 5odds with maximum of 8 games. Ever since I stuck to this rules, 9jabet has been paying constantly. Na thier money I dey use fuel my car plus take do my flexing paroles.. 8 Likes |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by douchesnozzle(m): 7:11pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
Bloody day for punters.. Especially those wey like straight win. Since I stopped playing straight win I dey chop 90% of the Time. Betting on goals and 10min draw is d best way to escape alabi wrath.. 3 Likes
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Investment / Re: MMM Number One Guider Chuddy Ugorji Flees Overseas With Wife by douchesnozzle(m): 12:27pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
I said it last yr here on nairaland that d one month freezing was for chuddy and his cronies to flee the country. The MMM crew blasted me on that thread if they had d chance they would have chopped my head off.. 7 Likes |
Investment / Re: Letter To All MMM Nigeria Participants by douchesnozzle(m): 8:45pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
habby51:Oga with the way u are sounding desperate to get ur money, we all know fear no go let u PH again. Better count ur loss and move on. |
Investment / Re: Before You Go Ahead To Provide Help As MMM Returns, Take Note! by douchesnozzle(m): 10:51pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
The MMM Bandwagon has reduced drastically. Before now u dare not mention M B4 they pounced nd rain curses on u with thier zombie slogan of "long live MMM". I guess they are gradually coming to thier senses. 35 Likes 3 Shares |
Investment / Re: MMM Nigeria Is Matching Participants by douchesnozzle(m): 5:20pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
It's not by matching?? The problem is which mumu go gree pay u. 1 Like |
Investment / Re: The Secret Of MMM's Comeback by douchesnozzle(m): 9:53am On Jan 14, 2017 |
SmellingAnus:So having a topic on front page is an achievement for u?? 418 Likes 21 Shares |
Investment / Even D Bible Knows U Are Waiting For Mmm To Reopen On 14th Jan by douchesnozzle(m): 2:51am On Jan 13, 2017 |
Please as you await the supposed reopening of MMM let's read what the scripture has to say about this.. Ezra 6:19 "And the children of captivity kept the passover upon the FOURTEENTH day of the first month" |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 4th January 2017 by douchesnozzle(m): 11:09pm On Jan 04, 2017 |
Nice play spurs.. Same thing they did to us when we last won the league. Seriously if anyone should be more worried about this results it's arsenal and ManU. Spurs just showed that they are title contenders and with the way they are playing, arsenal, city and United aren't guaranteed a top 4 finish. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Unload Your First Selfie For The Year 2017 by douchesnozzle(m): 2:27pm On Jan 01, 2017 |
Leggo 2017 8 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Captured Whiteman In Sambisa Is French by douchesnozzle(m): 12:08pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
Choi.. Feel like playing call of duty after reading this. Kudos to the Nigerian Army. Never again will scumbags be allowed to hold the country to ransom. 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by douchesnozzle(m): 1:13pm On Dec 25, 2016 |
Please I need help with my Honda accord fuel gauage. The gauage is stuck on empty even when I have a full thank. Took the car to the car electrician, after much testing he said I had to get a gauage cluster as the sender unit and other wiring are correct. I bought a new guage cluster from onitsha but was surprised that it didn't work. When connected to my car, the dashboard lights, speedometer and other meters worked but d fuel guage was still stuck on empty. My electrician said the cluster I bought wasn't for my car. He showed me the numbers on mine and the one I bought the difference was just in alphabet. Mine had AF before alphabet but one I bought had a different alphabet which I can't recall. He also said mine was a 2013 while I bought a 2014, but my car is a 2003 model Please gurus in d house kindly advise, is it possible that a car of d same yr model would have certain different electrical components? Also if it was different like d electrician stated, how come other meters on the car worked except the fuel guage. Please I need ur thoughts so I don't spend more money returning something that isn't faulty cos am already suspecting that I didn't need a new cluster in the first place. Cc Gazuz, luvinghubby |
Car Talk / Re: Honda Accord Fuel 03 Fuel Gauage Issue by douchesnozzle(m): 12:05pm On Dec 25, 2016 |
ZIMDRILL:Meaning no grounding issues or lose connections. |
Car Talk / Honda Accord Fuel 03 Fuel Gauage Issue by douchesnozzle(m): 4:48pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
Please I need help with my Honda accord fuel gauage. The gauage is stuck on empty even when I have a full thank. Took the car to the car electrician, after much testing he said I had to get a gauage cluster as the sender unit and other wiring are correct. I bought a new guage cluster from onitsha but was surprised that it didn't work. When connected to my car, the dashboard lights, speedometer and other meters worked but d fuel guage was still stuck on empty. My electrician said the cluster I bought wasn't for my car. He showed me the numbers on mine and the one I bought the difference was just in alphabet. Mine had AF before alphabet but one I bought had a different alphabet which I can't recall. He also said mine was a 2013 while I bought a 2014, but my car is a 2003 model Please gurus in d house kindly advise, is it possible that a car of d same yr model would have certain different electrical components? Also if it was different like d electrician stated, how come other meters on the car worked except the fuel guage. Please I need ur thoughts so I don't spend more money returning something that isn't faulty cos am already suspecting that I didn't need a new cluster in the first place. Cc Gazuz, luvinghubby |
Business / Re: Customers Refuse To Leave First Bank Premises (photos) by douchesnozzle(m): 11:34pm On Dec 22, 2016 |
asuustrike2009: I experienced same yesterday in Ph. But in onitsha today as a market area, d 3 banks I visited were all paying. Places like onitsha Alaba, won't experience such cash crunch cos traders would always bring cash to the bank. My annoyance is some misguided ponzy investors trying to compare banks with MMM. 1 Like |
Business / Re: Customers Refuse To Leave First Bank Premises (photos) by douchesnozzle(m): 11:27pm On Dec 22, 2016 |
iykenathan162: Oga keep hoping o. I ll be here to open a special wailing thread for people like you. Your number one guider is moving around with body guard, he is using this period to give u guys hope while he perfects his plan to leave Naija u are here hoping for MMM to come back. |
Investment / Re: by douchesnozzle(m): 11:00pm On Dec 22, 2016 |
solidman59: This MMM really do u strong thing o. 1 Like |
Business / Re: Customers Refuse To Leave First Bank Premises (photos) by douchesnozzle(m): 10:53pm On Dec 22, 2016 |
madridguy:MMM guys should stop comparing banks with that stupid scheme. Bank didn't pay u cash doesn't mean it can't give you your money. A lots of bank are migrating customers to ADC. If you are refused cash at the counter kindly do a transfer via your app or ATM and see if the transaction won't be processed. MMM is gone for good and the earlier u guys get it the Less numbers of heart failure next year. 150 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: 21 Chibok Girls Released by douchesnozzle(m): 8:53pm On Dec 22, 2016 |
They want to divert our attention from Magu and SGf corruption saga. Carry on APC.. 4 Likes |
Investment / Re: The Game Changing Plan Against Recession- 100% Every Two Weeks by douchesnozzle(m): 10:14pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: Budget Padding: Jibrin Forwards Names Of First 50 Reps To EFCC, See List by douchesnozzle(m): 6:03am On Oct 07, 2016 |
HungerBAD:Bros this ur job hard die.. 4am?? Don't u sleep. 25 Likes |
Autos / Re: Respray / repaint And Oven Bake your Vehicles to look brand new[with pictures] by douchesnozzle(m): 11:47pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
I have a first body eod but would like to make d look brighter. My friend is advising me to just flash d body. Please someone should clarify me on the difference between flashing and spraying. |
Car Talk / Re: How Do I Use My Aux To Play Music Honda 2003 by douchesnozzle(m): 1:58pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
Fogman:Oga fogman.. Am very interested in this aux.. I don tire for cd on my Accord when I have loads of latest music on my iPhone. Can I pm u?? |
Autos / Re: SOLD! We Are Back With an Amazing 2005 EOD @780k....slightly Negotiable by douchesnozzle(m): 9:49pm On Sep 19, 2016 |
Nice car.. Happy sales. Please hw did u customize the audio aux. I have an EOD ND would like to do same. Hw much did it cost ND can u link me with someone who can. |
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