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Thank God say I no watch the match. As I on gen switch to AIT, as soon as I saw the picture quality and lackluster 10min, nobody tell me say fuel is now 170 per litre. I respect myself switch off my gen enter nairaland.

I ll b more interested in the counter thread.. This one is simply trash..

900k??

SweetOlive:
Thank you

Wow I love ur waist..

Emmeritus:
How much is fuel price now, is it not 57 naira?itz only in igboland that they sell petrol above d normal price. Do not quote me negatively if you don't want Amadioha to strike you

This post clearly shows that you don't even have I pass my neighbor generator not to talk of motorcycle.
Even NNPC stations don't sell fuel at that price anywhere.
Stick to your bicycle but don't spew trash about something u know nothing about.

My current job took almost a yr from aptitude test to resumption. Like someone rightly pointed out, entry level recruitment aren't that critical to a firms operations hence the final decision depends on many factors.
My advice is that u explore other options while still hoping as Nigeria HR can be very unpredictable.

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More like Judas on his way to commit suicide..

Fayose!! The name alone sends cold shivers down the spines of APC

I have always admired chamberlain for his coolness and charisma. Maupe needs to take a crash course on how not to be partisan in political interviews. She is so APC inclined and am beginning to doubt the neutrality of channels TV.
Any sunrise daily that I don't see chamberlain anchoring, I go just kuku switch to kakakhi..

Seriously guys are taking the friendzone to a all new level. There is nothing wrong in being friend with a girl without having sex with her. Trust me we their are some advantages of being in the friendzone. I am in the friendzone of some ladies but believe me I chose to be there. When I need some bad tricks and do things that would sweep a lady off her feet, these my female friends are always there to give me crazy ideas I would never have thought of.
So op I buy ur idea of not being over nice, but u don't have to get laid with every girl that comes ur way.

When you want to be higher than the most high

Today wey I say make I play after very long time na hin I cash out.

Good luck to NNPC. They'll end up drilling dud wells.

Anything to fix??

Rule number one, leave no paper trail. If u like read my whatsapp u ll find nothing. Why would I do illegal runz via whatsapp when talk is as cheap as anything..

Can 700k deal??

If APC knew that oil prices will fall this low, I don't think they'll bother spending so much in the last election. Buhari is just confused and chasing shadows all in the name of finding looters.
Their desperate attempts to recover loots isn't for the benefit of the masses but to appease their benefactors on whose shoulder they rode to win elections. Having found that the dasuski case is nothing but a wild goose chase they have resorted to taxing the poor masses and imposing stupid fines instead of paying the Phantom 5k they promised.

Largas:
I am sorry Sire. My mind skipped it.

My apologies Etumgbe. I would have applied as I amresident in Abakaliki but I am still an undergraduate and yet without B's degree.

Go and sin no more. Oya run go join ur ppl in romance section. This place is for serious ppl.

If this is what the president does on a daily basis then I think am more hardworking than him. He gets to the office by 9am, by 7:30am am already logged on to my work station. I don't have a PA to help me with the newspaper headlines plus after work I still attend to chics who have been waiting all day just like the president attends to visitors. I do all these without a special adviser or assistant yet, my pay isn't 1/10 of the president's feeding allowance.
So why is Adesina making it look like the president is doing something spectacular.. Lubbish

Do Angels visit cause convulsions. All I see are epileptic patients.

Why would someone in his/her right senses eat rat..

When u Go to testing ground in ikeja, U no go use mileage as a prerequisite for buying cars especially naija used cars. All those cars u see around with ridiculously low mileage have their odometer already tampered with.
A car dealer was trying to convince me last year that his 2006 Honda Accord has a true mileage of 55k. After much investigation I found out that the car had already clocked 120k. I used that as a bargaining point but latter backed out cos for him not to be sincere with the mileage, I knew he can't be trusted as regards the true state of the car.

School of life. Who no go no know..

Mtchew

My bank will be like Sterling if you don't want that customer you can give us..

Op most of them are very fake when it comes to expressing affection. I had one who came to my office some months back. I have always noticed she likes being around me whenever she comes around. As a sharp guy I decided to make my move. I gave her my number (I don't collect numbers 80% of the time it's a way to differentiate the serious ones). Unfortunately I mistakenly missed a digit in the number I gave her. Surprisingly, she went d extra mile of searching me on Facebook ND sent me a pm for my correct phone number. After all these she called for over 35min that same day telling me a lot of romantic stuffs. Talks like how she ll love to kiss my lips ND how she has been admiring me. As a guy na, I decided that this is all the green light I needed then began to play along.
As soon as I began showing interest, this girl started acting funny. Refused picking calls, started avoiding me when she comes to my work place. Me I just bone am cos I wasn't too interested in the first place.

8yrs dating?? abeg let her leave date for calendar

After ur so called outburst u still called her?? That's where u got it wrong.
What I do to such ladies is to activate the ignore button. By activating the ignore button I mean deleting all contacts on my phone ND whatsapp. I don't add ladies on bbm so this method works without the lady knowing I deleted her.
This action of mine works 9 out of 10times.
I had this girl who was proving hard to get besides that was taking me for granted. I just simply deleted her contacts ND never chatted her again. She called after a month of not hearing from me. To cut long story short I just told her I was too busy to call her. That was the beginning of another episode. The same girl that always give excuses when we were supposed to hangout started making frantic efforts to hangout with me.
You didn't have to shred her on whatsapp as this paints a picture of frustration, activating the ignore button would have done the trick.
But this trick only works for guys who are well to do. If you are a broke guy ND u try this OYO go be ur pseudonym..

Clerverly:
Imagine human beings? Celebrating phantom boko haram attack just spite their President?

Oga sharap.. Have u forgotten how many threads u opened to celebrate BH during the last administration??

Op online learning is currently on the rise like butt implants on white ladies. The world is fast moving away from the conventional classroom learning especially for postgraduate studies. I ll b commencing an MBA next year from University of South Wales and am seriously looking forward to it. A lot of top executives in my organization rose through the ranks via this mode of learning.