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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by douchesnozzle(m): 9:36pm On Mar 19, 2019
Wetin person go play we alabi no go cast..under 13 corner ND 11 corners in first half already.

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Phones / Re: Infinix Note 5 Official Discussion Thread by douchesnozzle(m): 8:56pm On Nov 07, 2018
Saw this phone today when i went shopping for a new phone. I was very impressed with what i saw and the reviews i saw online. Cant wait till tomorrow to get it.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by douchesnozzle(m): 5:13pm On Oct 01, 2018
cybertron88:
Merrybet punt4pride
Username: samilo88
Bet id: 212111587
Total odds: 213

Soccer, England, Premier League
Southampton FC - Chelsea FC
Event date
07.10.2018 14:15
Sport
Soccer
Your type
draw or Chelsea FC
Game name
Double chance
Result
Odds
1.16
Score
?-?
Soccer, England, Premier League
Liverpool FC - Manchester City
Event date
07.10.2018 16:30
Sport
Soccer
Your type
over 1.5
Game name
Under/Over 1.5 goals
Result
Odds
1.19
Score
?-?
Soccer, England, Premier League
Tottenham Hotspur - Cardiff City
Event date
06.10.2018 15:00
Sport
Soccer
Your type
over 1.5
Game name
Under/Over 1.5 goals
Result
Odds
1.15
Score
?-?
Soccer, Germany, Bundesliga
Bayern Munich - Monchengladbach
Event date
06.10.2018 17:30
Sport
Soccer
Your type
Bayern Munich
Game name
1x2
Result
Odds
1.19
Score
?-?
Soccer, Germany, Bundesliga
Borussia Dortmund - FC Augsburg
Event date
06.10.2018 14:30
Sport
Soccer
Your type
over 1.5
Game name
Under/Over 1.5 goals
Result
Odds
1.17
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Champions League, Group A
Borussia Dortmund - AS Monaco
Event date
03.10.2018 20:00
Sport
Soccer
Your type
Borussia Dortmund
Game name
1x2
Result
Odds
1.36
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Champions League, Group A
AS Roma - FC Viktoria Plzen
Event date
02.10.2018 20:00
Sport
Soccer
Your type
AS Roma
Game name
1x2
Result
Odds
1.35
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Champions League, Group A
Tottenham Hotspur - FC Barcelona
Event date
03.10.2018 20:00
Sport
Soccer
Your type
no
Game name
FC Barcelona clean sheet
Result
Odds
1.28
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Champions League, Group A
Manchester United - Valencia CF
Event date
02.10.2018 20:00
Sport
Soccer
Your type
over 1.5
Game name
Under/Over 1.5 goals
Result
Odds
1.27
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Champions League, Group A
CSKA Moscow - Real Madrid
Event date
02.10.2018 20:00
Sport
Soccer
Your type
Real Madrid
Game name
1x2
Result
Odds
1.62
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Champions League, Group A
Bayern Munich - Ajax Amsterdam
Event date
02.10.2018 20:00
Sport
Soccer
Your type
Bayern Munich
Game name
1x2
Result
Odds
1.21
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Champions League, Group A
1899 Hoffenheim - Manchester City
Event date
02.10.2018 17:55
Sport
Soccer
Your type
Manchester City
Game name
1x2
Result
Odds
1.36
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Champions League, Group A
Juventus Turin - BSC Young Boys Bern
Event date
02.10.2018 17:55
Sport
Soccer
Your type
Juventus Turin
Game name
1x2
Result
Odds
1.16
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Champions League, Group A
Olympique Lyon - FC Shakhtar Donetsk
Event date
02.10.2018 20:00
Sport
Soccer
Your type
Olympique Lyon or draw
Game name
Double chance
Result
Odds
1.22
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Champions League, Group A
SSC Napoli - Liverpool FC
Event date
03.10.2018 20:00
Sport
Soccer
Your type
over 1.5
Game name
Under/Over 1.5 goals
Result
Odds
1.20
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Champions League, Group A
Paris St Germain - FK Red Star Belgrade
Event date
03.10.2018 17:55
Sport
Soccer
Your type
over 2.5
Game name
Under/Over 2.5 goals
Result
Odds
1.26
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Champions League, Group A
Atletico Madrid - Club Brugge
Event date
03.10.2018 20:00
Sport
Soccer
Your type
Atletico Madrid
Game name
1x2
Result
Odds
1.31
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Europa League, Group A
AC Milan - Olympiacos Piraus
Event date
04.10.2018 17:55
Sport
Soccer
Your type
over 1.5
Game name
Under/Over 1.5 goals
Result
Odds
1.29
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Europa League, Group A
FC Krasnodar - Sevilla FC
Event date
04.10.2018 20:00
Sport
Soccer
Your type
over 1.5
Game name
Under/Over 1.5 goals
Result
Odds
1.25
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Europa League, Group A
Rangers FC - SK Rapid Vienna
Event date
04.10.2018 20:00
Sport
Soccer
Your type
Rangers FC or draw
Game name
Double chance
Result
Odds
1.26
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Europa League, Group A
FK Karabakh - Arsenal FC
Event date
04.10.2018 17:55
Sport
Soccer
Your type
over 1.5
Game name
Under/Over 1.5 goals
Result
Odds
1.25
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Europa League, Group A
Fenerbahce - FC Spartak Trnava
Event date
04.10.2018 17:55
Sport
Soccer
Your type
Fenerbahce
Game name
1x2
Result
Odds
1.33
Score
?-?
Soccer, International Clubs, UEFA Europa League, Group A
Eintracht Frankfurt - Lazio Roma
Event date
04.10.2018 20:00
Sport
Soccer
Your type
over 1.5
Game name
Under/Over 1.5 goals
Result
Odds
1.28
Score
?-?

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Autos / Re: Honda Accord 04 420k *urgent Sale* SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 8:30am On Aug 29, 2018
Keep the calls coming. Pls location is calabar u can come with ur mechanic.

Autos / Re: Honda Accord 04 420k *urgent Sale* SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 8:06pm On Aug 28, 2018
wink

Autos / Re: Honda Accord 04 420k *urgent Sale* SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 8:04pm On Aug 28, 2018
jblesn:
Really? Are you sure there's no other story to it? I remember You and this car
Madam which story?? Plus how do u remember. I clearly stated I had a previous thread derailed by unnecessary arguments. Plus clearly stating my reason for selling shouldn't be a problem so why highlighting my post. Pls I don't want a repeat of what happened on my previous post. Serious buyers only. Tnx Ma

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Autos / Re: Honda Accord 04 420k *urgent Sale* SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 7:34pm On Aug 28, 2018
Calls already coming in.. Bargain of the year

Autos / Re: Honda Accord 04 420k *urgent Sale* SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 7:25pm On Aug 28, 2018
smiley

Autos / Re: Honda Accord 04 420k *urgent Sale* SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 7:23pm On Aug 28, 2018
Nice offer

Autos / Honda Accord 04 420k *urgent Sale* SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 7:18pm On Aug 28, 2018
Clean registered Honda accord EOD for sale. Buy and drive.
4 plug engine
Leather interior
AC working just fill gas
6 loader cd changer plus auxiliary output
Sound engine that hasn't been worked on.

Just buy and drive to ur location nothing to fix.
Nb: Am the direct owner. I drive the vehicle to work daily. I initially wanted to sell to make up money for a property purchase. My friend who intended buying the car and gave a down payment couldn't meet up with the balance. Hence the need to re-advertise so I can complete payment for the property.
Location calabar. Feel free to come with ur mechanic. Only serious buyers please no time for long negotiations as I have been fair enough with the price.
Pix loading

PS had to repost again as previous thread was derailed.

Call or whatsapp on ****f
Autos / Re: HONDA ACCORD 04 450k *SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 5:52pm On Aug 28, 2018
thebigkendo:

You are just assuming.. Do you know if this car is one of the bolded? None problematic post factory engine

Bros at that asking price.. Even if one is going to change engine & transmission + all AC components + suspension bits then paint it.. Its still very fair deal

A car is selling for less than half the normal market price.. I don't think any full disclosure is required on such cars the, price is the full disclosure grin grin.. Anybody buying it knows some repairs has to be done

If a car dealer had posted this same car, with pictures from a good camera phone and placed asking price of 1m..am sure you will not suspect anything.

People like you will alway miss very good bargains.
Car now available. And to think I turned down a 500k offer just not to disappoint a friend who made a down payment.
Autos / Re: HONDA ACCORD 04 450k *SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 5:15pm On Aug 25, 2018
Sold since on Wednesday.. Sorry for the late update. And those looking for follow come engine I hope say una hold money o..rubbish.

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Autos / Re: HONDA ACCORD 04 450k *SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 3:02pm On Aug 22, 2018
uboma:



You have deliberately ignored the question below,


But why did you report in your initial post that "it's engine has never been worked on...."?


Next time, give accurate details of your car and someone who wishes to buy it as it is, will come forward.


Honesty pays....
I don't have time to dignify you with any response. If you don't know what honesty means don't quote it out of context. I am here to find serious buyers and not trade banters with your type. Tnx and don't quote me again.

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Autos / Re: HONDA ACCORD 04 450k *SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 1:44pm On Aug 22, 2018
deavicky:
even for 400k? What ever thing that is wrong with the car, can be fixed with 200k. 200+400 is still a good price for that car.
That's the problem of selling stuffs on nairaland. Once u try to set a price below norm just for urgent sale ppl begin to think the stuff isn't genuine.
Car wey I go drive go work tomorrow and do all my many waka Nahin person dey ask me to state full encyclopedia of the car issues. Anyway if by Friday I can't raise the funds from the cars sale I ll consider other means or better still continue using my car jeje.

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Autos / Re: HONDA ACCORD 04 450k *SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 1:26pm On Aug 22, 2018
herdjerd:
BRO.... I HAVE UR 400K CASH AS I TYPE ONLY IF I CAN ACCESS THE CAR HERE IN LAGOS......
No Sir. Lag is too far. Unless u have someone here who can seal d deal for u.
Autos / Re: HONDA ACCORD 04 450k *SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 1:16pm On Aug 22, 2018
uboma:
This Honda Accord is no longer carrying it's factory fitted engine.


And there are Christmas lights on the dashboard.


Dear Seller,

Why not say what is really wrong with your Accord...
Oga there is nothing wrong with the car. So because I decided to sell at a low price suddenly makes it a faulty car Shey?? Have stated my location whoever wants to buy can come with a mechanic. Even tokunbo cars have engine changed at some point.

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Autos / Re: HONDA ACCORD 04 450k *SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 11:36am On Aug 22, 2018
Location- Calabar

Autos / Re: HONDA ACCORD 04 450k *SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 11:35am On Aug 22, 2018
Clean

Autos / Re: HONDA ACCORD 04 450k *SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 11:31am On Aug 22, 2018
Give away.. Deal might be off by Friday if I can raise funds from other means

Autos / HONDA ACCORD 04 450k *SOLD* by douchesnozzle(m): 10:11am On Aug 22, 2018
Clean registered Honda accord EOD for sale. Buy and drive.
4 plug engine
Leather interior
AC working just fill gas
6 loader cd changer plus auxiliary output
Sound engine that hasn't been worked on.

Just buy and drive to ur location nothing to fix.
Nb: Am the direct owner only selling to finance a property purchase hence not going below the stated price. I drive the vehicle to work daily.
Location calabar.
Pix loading

Call or whatsapp on ****

*Modified*
Vehicle is now available for 450k no longer 400K.I was being too loyal to a friend who gave me a down payment of 250k to complete the property purchase that's Y I took down the ad but now he can't raise the balance to get the car. Interested buyer can still contact me offer would be off by Friday. Any doubting Thomas can come for inspection with ur mechanic location remains calabar.
Cc Uboma
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by douchesnozzle(m): 7:05pm On Jul 04, 2018
Thank God for Wimbledon.. Another 8 odds green today.

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by douchesnozzle(m): 9:22pm On Jul 03, 2018
Useless bitch Sharapova. What you know is what kills you in punting. The other 7 tennis games I played entered without me even knowing any of the contenders besides thier rankings. But the foolish Sharapova with popularity is the person alabi use to c cryast sweet 5.8 odds.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by douchesnozzle(m): 7:45pm On Jul 03, 2018
chewbacca:
Tennis bettors.. please be wary of these picks;

Benoit Paire @ 1.18 odds (he has a knee injury)

Coco Vandeweghe/Ashley Barty @ 1.2 odds (Coco has an ankle injury from yesterday)

Choi.. Just saw this now o. Benoit Paire and Sharapova na hin remain to green my 5.8 odds. I hope he pulls through. lipsrsealed
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by douchesnozzle(m): 4:59pm On Jul 01, 2018
Spain is the most useless and boring team to watch in this tournament. No creativity just side way passes. I swear Mikel go shine for this team.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by douchesnozzle(m): 10:32pm On Jun 30, 2018
oadmn:


Ya right bro, i bet that alternate moniker don't visit this thread else it would have been busted and still the moment you mention d so called real account you get a pm from the fake one......what technological advancement shocked

grin cheesy
I was almost defrauded by that so-called fake moniker. was almost sending money via bitcoin before someone here called our attention to the moniker. From the mails we exchanged, am finding it difficult not to connect the scammer with the real goldenval. The email, bigmoneygoldenval@gmail.com name on email was Valentine Baleonwu and writing style were exactly like his. I don't want to draw a conclusion here cos I know how clever scammers can be sometimes. But with this latest bursting of industrialchemi and also knowing the close connection between this two, am finding it difficult not to believe that goldenval knows a lot about that scamming moniker.

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Business / Re: Advice Needed: Where Can I Buy Wrist Watches In Bulk Quantity At Wholesale Price by douchesnozzle(m): 5:18pm On Jun 24, 2018
SingleDaddy:


Anyone that would be much more profitable
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by douchesnozzle(m): 3:33pm On Jun 23, 2018
AlvaroMorata:
smiley
Which bookie is this pls
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by douchesnozzle(m): 2:53pm On Jun 23, 2018
My sense of judgment in this punting is on an all time low. Yesterday Nigeria under 10.5 corner they made sure they played 11 corners and stop just to cast my ticket. Today Ordinary 7.5 corner. I know they'll play just 7 corners nd stop just to make d loss pain me..

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by douchesnozzle(m): 3:01pm On Jun 22, 2018
After I don cash out Nahin d fools decide to score

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Reacts To Nigeria 2 - 0 Loss To Croatia by douchesnozzle(m): 2:06pm On Jun 17, 2018
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