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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Faces Fresh Probe Over N5b Abuja Hotel by douchesnozzle(m): 4:06pm On Sep 18, 2016 |
Rubbish media probe. These was how they shouted during Saraki's trial u ll think the man would be in prison by now. The EFCC is really doing a great job which is to give some pathetic psycophants something to chew on and forget that d economy is in deep shitttt... 8 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) ON 16th September 2016 by douchesnozzle(m): 8:58pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
I always say it this our keeper is very useless. Poor positioning and always very slow to react. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Abeg! Where Are Those Artistes That Sang In Support Of Buhari During Campaign? by douchesnozzle(m): 8:41pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
AtlanticBreeze:Bros u just spoke my mind. Those entertainers are going to be worse hit by this recession. Imagine I fall in lag on vacation, oboy everywhere dry. I was glued to hip TV waiting to see any better show advert wey I fit go chill oboy nothing enticing. The one I managed to attend on the island had a very poor turnout. Nobody tell me I picked the next available flight back to my base. Like someone rightly posted recently "who no dey in 1985 when Buhari rule go surely dey this 2016". 7 Likes |
Autos / Re: Clean Registered Honda Accord EOD 03 @ N770,000.00 by douchesnozzle(m): 9:31pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
Location?? |
Autos / Re: My Business Experience With Mr. Cityhood by douchesnozzle(m): 7:40am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Oga city hood.. Can you deliver that ur eod to cross river state?? |
Autos / Re: Reg 2005 Honda Accorrd Lx (super Clean) by douchesnozzle(m): 7:24am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Location?? |
Politics / Re: How FG Plans To Deal With Dogara, Others Over Budget Padding by douchesnozzle(m): 7:08am On Aug 15, 2016 |
Khd95:Oga don't make us believe u are to slow to understand sarcasm. Read through his comments again. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: How I Lost 6,000 Naira To A 19 Year-old Girl Yesterday by douchesnozzle(m): 2:27pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
Is this sex drive or foolishness?? I swear conji na real bastard 25 Likes 1 Share |
Autos / Re: Neat Nigerian Used 2003 Honda Accord @ N750,000 by douchesnozzle(m): 10:55pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
700k..anything to fix?? |
Autos / Re: Honda Accord 2004 Up For Grab by douchesnozzle(m): 10:34pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Interior and location |
Autos / Re: A by douchesnozzle(m): 6:25am On Jul 30, 2016 |
800k.. What's the location |
Politics / Re: PENGASSAN Insists On Strike by douchesnozzle(m): 10:22pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
Zico5:Support this government the way u guys supported the previous government right? 22 Likes 1 Share |
Car Talk / Re: 10 Disgusting Ways Nigerians Behave When They Become Car Owners? by douchesnozzle(m): 10:57pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
Guy pls stick to ur 10 shitz on romance section. Most of us come to this section to get vital info about our cars not to read some stupid bullshitz.. 32 Likes 2 Shares |
Phones / Re: See What My Phone Is Showing Me (pic) by douchesnozzle(m): 7:29am On Jun 05, 2016 |
Oga go and flash your phone. Exactly same thing happened to mine. Believe me factory reset won't do shit cos I tried it. Also forget about uninstalling the apps it a waste of time cos it would be automatically installed again. Not forgetting those apps would drain ur data like mad. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Heaven Forbid That The President Dies(or retires)But If So WHAT NEXT? OSINBAJO?! by douchesnozzle(m): 6:24am On Jun 05, 2016 |
ikechu1:How will the north do that?? Rewrite the Constitution I guess.. 5 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigerians React To Super Eagles' 1 - 1 Draw With Egypt by douchesnozzle(m): 8:15pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Thank God say I no watch the match. As I on gen switch to AIT, as soon as I saw the picture quality and lackluster 10min, nobody tell me say fuel is now 170 per litre. I respect myself switch off my gen enter nairaland. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by douchesnozzle(m): 8:11pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Thank God say I no watch the match. As I on gen switch to AIT, as soon as I saw the picture quality and lackluster 10min, nobody tell me say fuel is now 170 per litre. I respect myself switch off my gen enter nairaland. |
Romance / Re: 5 Things Guys Think Must Happen When In Company With A Babe by douchesnozzle(m): 5:03pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
I ll b more interested in the counter thread.. This one is simply trash.. |
Autos / Re: Very Clean 2007 Honda Accord DC - 1.1M by douchesnozzle(m): 4:03pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
900k?? |
Romance / Re: ** Full Kissable Lips (pics) ** by douchesnozzle(m): 5:16am On Feb 23, 2016 |
SweetOlive:Wow I love ur waist.. |
Politics / Re: Where Is Tam David-West? Nigeria Needs Him Now To Defend Himself! (pics) by douchesnozzle(m): 8:34am On Feb 21, 2016 |
Emmeritus:This post clearly shows that you don't even have I pass my neighbor generator not to talk of motorcycle. Even NNPC stations don't sell fuel at that price anywhere. Stick to your bicycle but don't spew trash about something u know nothing about. 120 Likes 11 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Is It Taking So Long For A Recruitment Firm To Hire After Interview? by douchesnozzle(m): 12:53pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
My current job took almost a yr from aptitude test to resumption. Like someone rightly pointed out, entry level recruitment aren't that critical to a firms operations hence the final decision depends on many factors. My advice is that u explore other options while still hoping as Nigeria HR can be very unpredictable. 3 Likes |
Autos / Re: Honda Accord 04(EOD) Ex-leather Super Clean... 860k Firm by douchesnozzle(m): 11:06pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Amaechi On His Way To Customary Court. by douchesnozzle(m): 10:25am On Jan 31, 2016 |
More like Judas on his way to commit suicide.. |
Politics / Re: Wike's Victory: Fayose Lauds S/court, Rivers People by douchesnozzle(m): 11:23am On Jan 28, 2016 |
Fayose!! The name alone sends cold shivers down the spines of APC 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Mr Onovo Rattles Channels Crew. by douchesnozzle(m): 3:25pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
I have always admired chamberlain for his coolness and charisma. Maupe needs to take a crash course on how not to be partisan in political interviews. She is so APC inclined and am beginning to doubt the neutrality of channels TV. Any sunrise daily that I don't see chamberlain anchoring, I go just kuku switch to kakakhi.. |
Romance / Re: Hey Mr Nice Guy! You Won't Get Laid by douchesnozzle(m): 7:07am On Jan 26, 2016 |
Seriously guys are taking the friendzone to a all new level. There is nothing wrong in being friend with a girl without having sex with her. Trust me we their are some advantages of being in the friendzone. I am in the friendzone of some ladies but believe me I chose to be there. When I need some bad tricks and do things that would sweep a lady off her feet, these my female friends are always there to give me crazy ideas I would never have thought of. So op I buy ur idea of not being over nice, but u don't have to get laid with every girl that comes ur way. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: When She Leaves U For Another Guy And U Want To Drink Urself To Death(photo) by douchesnozzle(m): 11:33pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
When you want to be higher than the most high |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by douchesnozzle(m): 8:51pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
Today wey I say make I play after very long time na hin I cash out. |
Politics / Re: It Doesn't Make Any Economic Sense To Explore For Oil In North East Now- Opinion by douchesnozzle(m): 3:06pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
Good luck to NNPC. They'll end up drilling dud wells. |
Autos / Re: Clean Registered Honda Accord EOD V6 For Sale In Abuja. SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!! by douchesnozzle(m): 10:24pm On Jan 22, 2016 |
Anything to fix?? |
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