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Agbado-Ekiti!

That’s fine. Na their work ooo… soft work

Don’t try to force or change your accent while communicating. The more you change or force British accent the more you make communication difficult for everyone. Speak gently and clearly, believe me, they will hear you more than faking British accent. And if you can’t hear them, in a polite way ask them to speak slowly and gently so you can understand & they would be glad to do so.

This here is the silliest thing Nigerians do especially people from the …

I worked with a chap and when people would walk in, he would begin this attempt at speaking what he felt was British accent. You would see him contorting his face and twisting his tongue and spending 10 seconds to say what he would ordinarily finish in 5 seconds. I would get so frustrated and just speak clearly to the person and they’d get it.
Day 1- they arrive
Day 2- “ you alraiiiii”, “how are you, enneeee (init)”, “ you got heny shange…. enneeee”

So why did he scamper back to Nigeria when the news broke and why is there a deliberate attempt to put him in our faces.

I have never ever until yesterday seen news footage of the CJN going to mosque or praying but they felt the need to show him as if to prove the news fake of his travel.

Now they are saying he traveled but not to meet…

At this rate, a shrine is better than the Supreme Court!

Do we really have a judiciary or a bunch of wig wearing clowns who do the bidding of who can pay the most!

The Judiciary has always been compromised but you see the last CJN, Technicality Tanko and the current one… the judiciary is finished. Imagine a ruling by a court that made 4th position 1st…

then imagine a judiciary where we have a blabbermouth like Festus being a SAN…

Clowns

A politician will rig an election against the will of the people and then go ahead to thank God and thank the people.

This is mocking them and mocking the god you serve.

Just thank the INEC chairman and your godfather and move on


*Added*
I have seen a lot of comments mocking the Labour Party on its achievements of only winning one state. These same buffoons said they would come a distant 4th, they wouldn’t get up to 100,000 votes, they are only 4 people in a room on social media. They were proven wrong but rather than hide their faces in shame, they are mocking the party saying they won only 1 Gubernatorial seat, a few senate and house of rep positions.

You really cannot shame the shameless

Obaofaba:
Go to court...

Why is the Pandora not contesting the election results and the process and instead maligning the contestant who's the authentic winner?

The answer is that the election is very credible and free most especially the presidential.

The loud mouthed marafuvker was shouting in all the low budget TV station to grant an unsolicited interview that his mandate was stolen but when it is time to prove his case, the muntulla change mouth.

Incite the public and go to jail.

The problem with people like you is that you are all members of a whatsapp group probably led by a brainless idiot. Now rather than do your own findings, you digest the nonsense you are told and come out in public to exhibit your stupidity.
Did you read the 99-page petition and see that he did not contest the results?
It is okay to be stupid in the comfort of your house but it is unwise to exhibit it in public. Go and read it for yourself …okay

The same cretins and urchins that were celebrating the performance of their BAT in Chatham house will come out now and rubbish the same Chatham House.

You’ll hear them say all sort about who they are and what relevance they have but they forget they were all in a frenzy with their crooks invitation to the same venue

Nincompoops

We have a wonderful and very efficient police force!

Based on a petition, they swung into action and arrested Chude.

When Nigerians said they would use dogs to protect themselves from APC thugs, the police said dogs were weapons.

Then Nigerians said they would hire private security men to protect them from APC thugs, yet again the Police swiftly responded that this was illegal

But when a known APC thug was shown on the same social media threatening voters and actively engaging in voter suppression and tampering of electoral materials, a sudden bout of blindness came over the Nigeria Police Force and there was silence!

No “petitioner” saw this to write to the police about because it fit their agenda but once you write anything that threatens their hold on power, it becomes cyber-stalking!

We deserve the Police Force we have … a police that polices for the people in power

Shame

buzznewsnigeria:
APC Chairperson, Tinubu Leaves For Medical Care In Europe After Falling Ill Over Election Buildup - Sahara Reporters Reports

SaharaReporters gathered that Tinubu fell ill after the “hectic” electioneering that led to his emergence as the 'President-elect' and the tension that built up ahead of the March 18 Lagos State governorship and House of Assembly elections where he also voted.

Former Lagos State governor, who is Nigeria’s 'president-elect', according to the Independent National Electoral Commission, Bola Tinubu, is travelling to Europe to seek medical care after falling ill, SaharaReporters has learnt.

SaharaReporters gathered that Tinubu fell ill after the “hectic” electioneering that led to his emergence as the 'President-elect' and the tension that built up ahead of the March 18 Lagos State governorship and House of Assembly elections where he also voted.

Authoritative sources revealed on Wednesday that Tinubu left for Europe on Tuesday night.

“Tinubu has left for Europe for medical care. He fell ill after voting on Saturday during the Lagos guber election. He was attended to by local doctors but he has left for Europe for proper medical care,” one of the sources close to him revealed.

“He initially said his doctors should be brought down to Nigeria for him, and that when things die down, he would leave. But I've confirmed that he left last night (Tuesday night) because he is definitely ill,” another source confirmed.

"His plane Falcon 9X with registration number VP-CBT can’t be tracked by air flight tracking websites."

Indeed, efforts made by SaharaReporters to track the flight came back with: "VP-CBT - Unknown Owner (Cayman Islands (UK))

This aircraft (VP-CBT) is not available for public tracking per request from the owner/operator."

“ I built lagos, Lagos was a slum…yen yen yen” but you couldn’t build a hospital that can treat you

Idiot

Matawalle, as with anything related to APC, was a massive failure!

He won the election on a PDP ticket and defected to the failure party.

Today, he has been served … well done to the Zamfara people

timilehin007:
You are so pained...lol 😂 see epistle on top say we say make you leave Lagos matter...for the record...I was born in Lagos, all my siblings included, my dad served in ministry of defence in Lagos all his life...and mind you, no amount of your gibberish, balderdash, fiddle-faddle or piffle can change the fact that Yorubas own Lagos... doesn't matter which part of Yoruba... thank God you know I own a gas shop...that's was as far back as 5 yrs ago...now I have 5 big shops scattered in Lagos wth accessories...at least I didn't leave Yoruba land ..go to your east and invest did you see my first car there? No you won't talk about that...I'm fully made...and I'm a product of UNAD...I owe shop then while I work as a sales manager in a very popular gas plant in Lagos...I gathered money ND set my self up...what's wrong in being independent...I don't even go to any of my shops cuz I have sales boys ..I do stuffs online at home... go check that profile again an see my work experiences and educational background...
Retard fool...ninny, worthless piece of shit

Are you applying for a job; why are you sending me your CV … pauper

Started explaining your life history like I care about your inconsequential existence.

Your work experience and educational background is crap… you went to university and ended up selling gas and hustling doing “online stuffs”… including being a bigoted fool!

When I trade words with you, I belittle myself.

My only aim was to see the face behind the pathetic cretin spewing tribal rubbish and i found a poor, broke-ass, barely educated man selling cooking gas and driving a jalopy looking for hookup on Nairaland cos he has dimples and therefore thinks he is fine! Clown

Mr Sunday Sanmi Akinmusayo, I have given you enough of my time … you should go and spread your mattress on your floor and get ready for bed.
Peace

timilehin007:
If you like talk to sanwo-olu or Osibanjo' supporters, none will take you loosers serious, you are irrelevant to Nigeria....you have no place in Nigeria politics... none of APC supporters, not just BAT takes you nyanmiris serious...you have no value to add to the party or Nigeria as a whole...go Bleep yasef

Ninny

If you want to be a bigot, at least be rich or be educated or both. It would be an added bonus to be good looking so that people will excuse your stupidity but in your case you are poor, barely educated and ugly! Then to top it up you are tribalistic.

Men … you lost the life lottery big time Mr Akinmusayo! Every morning, you dress up and go and sit down under an umbrella selling gas at Alafia bus stop. Instead of you to use your data for more productive things, you come online to Nairaland to insult other tribes.

You are a clown, Sunday… a big clown. So even you, an indigene of Ondo will join Lagosians to talk.

When I started my mission to doxx you, I thought I would find someone worth my time but you are just a poor man still trying to find your way in this world and unfortunately you want to become a thug for politicians who don’t even know you exist.

I would normally not broke-shame people but when I do, it is because they deserve it. You are scum of the earth and you deserve the poor existence you live!!! When you pack up your umbrella and pack up your gas cylinders, I hope you go home thinking about your life and how your unfortunate parents brought an even more unfortunate son into this world.

You aren’t worth any more of my time…

You no reach

timilehin007:
Go to hell or you call as well suck your father's dick

Where did this chinhuahua come out from? I’m talking about BAT supporters that I thought had sense and this one sef is counting himself among people I’m referring to.

Confirmed dunce

Thankfully, I have no ties or business with Lagos State; I do not live there nor even plan to. I haven’t been to that glorified slum in 5 years.

What happened on Saturday was disgraceful! It brought to the surface, the hate for an entire tribe. The funny thing is that the politicians uttering those words were doing so as part of the game of politics but you see the supporters of the party, they needed an excuse to reveal their deep-seated envy and disdain for the Igbo tribe and took the tribal slurs to unimaginable levels!

In 2015, PMB sowed the seeds, in 2023, BAT and his supporters tossed in tons of NPK fertilizer and water to grow this into full-blown hate!

God forbid

Meanwhile,

Somewhere in the USA, MC Oluomo’s daughter ain’t saying shiiii… his son is flexing

In New York, 2 baby BATs are living in million dollar apartments but Teslim and Jimoh living in the trenches are snatching ballot boxes !

Till these area boys realize that they are disposable tools that no one cares about them they’ll realize they shouldn’t be doing the bidding of these people

Looking through the front page, when you see the word “thugs”, it will be either associated with the SW or the APC or the SW and APC!

This party is a party of thugs! A party that can not win an election based on the tenets of democracy but rather by voter intimidation and rigging!

Disgraceful!

Is the reward worth the risk!

Pollsters didn’t get their prediction wrong… if an outcome is changed through figure manipulation, voter intimidation and procedural fraud, would you say the pollsters got it wrong?

Nigerians became even more miserable when…

World’s most expensive rubber stamps!

A group of 109 self-serving individuals .. largely a retirement home for ex-governors.

In summary, a total waste of the nations resources considering they do not serve their main purpose!

2012, 450k

President-Select

I really don’t want to believe that the cabal have a bigger disgrace waiting for this man.

Step 1: allow him win the election through his desperate means

Step 2: make sure the INEC follow through without hindering him

Step 3: warn the judiciary not to dismiss appeals based on technicalities

Outcome: electoral victory overturned… certificate of return is returned… Jagaban face in the mud.

Kashimawo

If corruption manifested itself into 4 humans

Hopeless Uzodironmma… came a distant 4th in an election but somehow, through our Supreme Court, became Governor… wonderfuu

Ganduje, Kannywood superstar caught in SD video gleefully smiling like a LovePeddler collecting kickback in USD from a contractor.

helinues:
Why is everything about Obi kekerenke always fake?

Where will I no dey give shishi candidate see money to hire 20 SANS?

Thank goodness Nigerians rejected the calamity pending Obi

Keyamo, Fashola, Osinbajo, Aketi are all SANs without even hiring one

Kenneth Okonkwo, Mr Ibu, Kanayo are the line up Obi's legal team

You really are a clown! Obi doesn’t give shishi cos unlike your principal, he has worked for every single kobo of his unlike yours who has turned an entire state into a money printer.
2. You should know that you have Senior Advocates and Stupid Animals…
Keyamo is a blabber mouth who never won a case as EFCC prosecutor
Fashola is a compound fool who failed as minister! His greatest achievement was finding a camera that millions of people didn’t see. Till today, we haven’t seen the content of the camera. Gbatueyo
Osinbajo? As is VP who should actually be President Elect will now be demoted to defending the individual who stole his position? You see why i said stupid advocate
Aketi who? If all these people you named were successful lawyers, they wouldn’t waste 8 years in a failed cabinet rubbishing their names.
Political SANs

Lol… NBA?

As in Nigerian Bar Association. Some APC will be looking for endorsements from Estate Associations to give legitimacy to their win.

Adekanye from the West… Kanye West!

At least, they didn’t steal his head.

FFK has already made himself attack dog of what he perceives to be the next administration.

My prediction: he is a known political prostitute with no political value other than being a barking dog. He will be ignored and not given any position. Since he is also a man with no shame, he will flip parties and begin to attack the APC again.

Of course, we will celebrate every congratulatory message even though the UAE considers Nigerians a big nuisance and have barred you from their country for months.

That is how insignificant we are but we cherish every congratulatory message from other world leaders.

Just know this… the western world and maybe the Arab world are very afraid of a strong Nigeria… they’ll always be happy with our choices of weak leaders who will not threaten their exploitation of the country! Keep celebrating while we are left behind

Every day statements and press conferences!

The person who is even involved isn’t making so much noise in the press!

You said he should go to court… instead of preparing your defense, chimpanzee face has been hosting press conferences everyday

Isa Pantami shoves his head deep into Tinubu’s asshole

Na wa o!

The sooner we rid the country of this divisive party called the APC… the better!

The country has never been this divided. Buhari and the BMC started it… Tinubu and the Jagabandits have taken it to a whole new level!

The sad thing is that they blame Peter of the thing they are most guilt of!

Go through Nairaland and all you see are tribal slurs against the Igbos…

God dey