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You’ve already called it a “bush meat”.

It is a bush meat.

Zonefree:
What in Chinelo's name is Gurasa?

So, he will use his bare hand to mix that thing without putting on hand gloves and a sane human will pay him and consume

Una dey try for that una Birnin Kebbi

He will use the same hand and blow his nose.
Will use the same hand to wash his p.enis after peeing!
Anyway, na wetin dey make the suya sweet

Sticooooooo:
Normally I am a guy that really fancy women. I used to sleep with a lot of them. Although I have a very big pen:s, 7 inche. There's these two particular ladies that when ever I sleep with them I will notice some small bruises on my pen:s.

Yesterday I sleep with one of them, but before that she told me that she wasn't fine and she's on drugs. But as conji dey do me, I didn't listen I went ahead to fire, since I have gold circle.

In the process of inserting my thing in her I notice a whitish something on her pus;y unlike before, I didn't hesitate, I went straight.

After the do, I discovered that condom burst and I discovered bruises on my thing just as usual

Later I discovered that the drugs she was using is STD related drugs.

Please, which drugs can I use to neutralise the possible infection 😫?

Is it normal to experience bruises on a pen:s after sex and yet condom didn't burst or it burst?


Please help a brother fast

Oshey King Kong! Mr Big 7 inch penis! His Royal Knackness

To the subject matter- if your girlfriend shave just before your meetings, especially if they use razors, they may tend to leave their pubic hair with sharp tips. Since you have a majestic gbola, it may be subject to bruising from the sharp pubic hair especially since you can afford only gold circle which are for small gbolas and not Magnum XL to completely cover the entire length of your weapon.

Since you said the bruising was after sex and not blisters, I think you should be gentle with your sugar stick. Take it easy on somebody’s future wife. Wear a longer condom

Envy!

Sowore always had this feeling he was the third force. He felt when Nigerians decide they are tired of the two major parties, he will be the choice of the people.

However, along came Peter Obi. He came and not only became the Third Force, he gathered the support of the demographic who Sowore always thought were behind him.

For this Sowore is extremely envious of this achievement and has decided to give Peter Obi a 5 bedroom mansion in his head to live in

Bluntemperor:
And where are the NGOS,Madam Ezekwesele,etc,
- they are after Politics of recovery of Mandate!
Una do well o!
Nigeria shall be great again!

Yup! Typical whataboutism…
You didn’t challenge my statement about Shettima rather you divert to other actors in the BBOG drama!

And the one who knows about there whereabout is Vice-President in waiting!

…and no one will know the cause of death! It will be attributed to the “will of God”

No autopsy…nothing!

Very idiotic statement!

28 people dying is 28 people too many! Elections should not lead to any loss of life!

The person who instigated the killings in 2011 is currently the outgoing President supported by the same people who are making this statement!

The APC is a devilish party

Rest!

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

It is a work of fiction! If you all can worship and deify a drug baron, I’m sure you can overlook something as trivial as a work of fiction

ExclusiveBet:
https://www.gistreel.com/he-is-threatening-to-release-my-tape-bobrisky-called-out-by-actor-yusuf-kareem-video/

Yusuf Kareem, please you need to tell us how SHE got the tape o else you are a ….

Unless SHE is a hacker that somehow got access to the video, you are ….

Are you ….

This bread no be AGEGE

Sowore needs to charge Peter Obi rent o! Peter is living large for free in the head of Sowore!

He lives rent free in the minds of a lot of people! Every day, they must utter his name;

Adamu Garba
Reno Omokri
Omoyele Sowore
Festus Keyamo
@Jeffphilips1 (Twitter noisemaker)
Femi Fani Kayode

Funny thing is that they talk more about him than their candidate; why is this so?

A SWAT operative kidnapped from his house with no casualties?

Special Weapons and Tactics for mouth only! Poorly trained security officers !

I’m not a “SWAT” operative but if kidnappers come for me in my house, at least two will die before they even get in the front door

Diversified from oil to banditry!

Banditry and kidnapping became the most lucrative business !

What did he diversify?! Let’s not try and create fake achievements for this failure

It wouldn’t have mattered if his selection had solved the insecurity in the country but no… his lop-sided security appointments were as incompetent as him!

Nothing to be seen here.

He was taken on vacation by his people!

We allow rubbish to bother us!

Today it is a can of milk

Tomorrow it is a cartoon

If God was really offended by the ad, I’m sure he is powerful enough to bring down his wrath on the ad agency… but he cannot and will not.

We then make ourselves God’s deputy and begin to get angry on his behalf all for a celebration that has its roots in paganism!

Why does the day he was crucified change? And the day he rose? What is the significance of eggs and rabbits; Easter eggs and Easter bunnies? All pagan stuff … so a battered can of milk should be the least of your worries

The said the $460,000 was tax

They said it everything other than proceeds of crime

We await Festus “the clown” Keyamo

Better than nothing commenters!

This is how we accept mediocrity!

Nepa Bill holder is better than GEJ… see us today

A Keke Napep ambulance is better than nothing?!… better to have nothing than a rickshaw ambulance unless you tell me the rickshaw is driven by trained paramedics and contains live-saving equipment (oxygen tanks, defribillator, first aid equipment )in the back such that they can quickly attend to a medical emergency … then this is something!

Else this is rubbish

I once saw a cockroach on the wall; I grabbed a can of insecticide and sprayed it on the cockroach. Immediately, the cockroach squirted a foul smelling liquid on my face and flew before landing and dying.

Now imagine this cockroach inside your soup pot; struggling and releasing this fluid into your soup. Imagine the journey of that cockroach; through soak away treading inside feaces!

Enjoy your soup

With the way they are digging; they will strike crude oil before they find anything incriminating on Peter. The fact that they need to try so hard is testament to his clean character… but you see the other contestant

You do not even need to scratch and you see all sorts of criminal activities attributed to this person.

Very Dirty Individual

See who dey use court threaten another person!

The North is unified!

This didn’t happen! Fake news

Opara Elisha!

Na wa for you ooo!

…. And therefore in 2023 in order to defend my benefactor, I accused a presidential candidate of being a fascist.

I conveniently didn’t not see the clip of Yemi Osinbajo threatening to form a parallel government as fascism, I didn’t see thugs threatening a certain tribe as fascism, I didn’t see the blatant rigging that took place but I saw a man going to court to challenge the result of an election and called him a fascist!

Mr Soyinka, you are a disgrace

What else will Dr Dele write?

His ink ran dry when every thug were spewing threats and tribal slurs at citizens of Nigerians all because they wanted to carry out their civic duty

You react to people who are reacting but turned a blind eye to the initial actions that triggered the reaction then pen a letter blowing big big beautiful nonsense to the applause of the crowd you are performing for

Dr Dele, go and sit down

See who wants to give “fair hearing”!

Peter Obi was a good man… until he decided to run for president then people whose only achievement is owning an internet-enabled device began to insult the man.

Peter has come out to disown the clip; what more do you want MUMURIC?

They no dey waste time to stab!

8 years later, a VP candidate doesn’t threaten to form a parallel government, he only highlights the unconstitutionality of swearing-in a rigged winner and all of a sudden, a lot of erect phalluses everywhere crying foul!!!!

They cannot take half of what they dished out in 2015

Just another bunch of political non-entities

Thieves, repair the refineries or build a new one.
Sharing 800m USD as palliatives is just theft because the social register is a scam!

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UN Peace Keeping Trucks Already In Nigeria
https://www.nairaland.com/7636124/un-peace-keeping-trucks-already

And in defense to the twitter poster, he actually cleared it up by showing that the vessels were loaded on a ship… so it was cleared up long before the government clarified it