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Christianity EtcRe: Selfie Sunday: What Are You Wearing To Church Today? by dpete1: 11:08am On Jul 23, 2017
cute op
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by dpete1: 7:11am On Jul 21, 2017
Khodorkovsky:
The most funny memory I ever had was the day I started watching crazy clown comedy , I laughed so hard that night , tears was coming out from my eyes ,from around 9pm to 1am , I was just laughing , that manner you don't want people to here your voice which forces tears and sweat together . I can't forget that day ever.
During a youth program , there were three halls being used , the main hall was the main place where youth sat and the second one while the third one was for hostel or sleeping place sha for boys , me and my friends were resting on the bed at the third hall when out of no where we started hearing noise of full stops , na so we stand up look toward pulpit side , we saw crowd like up to 4000 rushing towards our direction , we did not even bother to know what happened , we joined in the race too , I think I was faster than usain bolt that day, at last at last , after running for about 15 hours , calm was restored and we got to know the cause was just a lizard that came towards where the girls were sitting down.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by dpete1: 6:55am On Jul 21, 2017
Khodorkovsky:
The most funny memory I ever had was the day I started watching crazy clown comedy , I laughed so hard that night , tears was coming out from my eyes ,from around 9pm to 1am , I was just laughing , that manner you don't want people to here your voice which forces tears and sweat together . I can't forget that day ever.
During a youth program , there were three halls being used , the main hall was the main place where youth sat and the second one while the third one was for hostel or sleeping place sha for boys , me and my friends were resting on the bed at the third hall when out of no where we started hearing noise of full stops , na so we stand up look toward pulpit side , we saw crowd like up to 4000 rushing towards our direction , we did not even bother to know what happened , we joined in the race too , I think I was faster than usain bolt that day, at last at last , after running for about 15 hours , calm was restored and we got to know the cause was just a lizard that came towards where the girls were sitting down.
..that should ne cac ikeji camp ground,right?
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) In The New Testament by dpete1: 2:19pm On Jul 08, 2017
wont this people stop turning bible around??of course the comforter is the HOLY SPIRIT and not some muhammed shit
PoliticsRe: Erosion Destroys Road That Links Nibo And Aguata In Anambra (Photos) by dpete1: 2:12pm On Jul 08, 2017
eh, BLOOD OF ZEUS! na death trap be this o
CrimeRe: Thug Sent To Attack Politician In Gboko, Benue State Apprehended By Youths (pics by dpete1: 9:32pm On May 29, 2017
see him face like rock
HealthRe: High Blood Pressure & Women's Sex Life - Expert Advises by dpete1: 12:04pm On May 13, 2017
hbd to mhe
CelebritiesRe: The Resemblance Between Seyi Law And His Daughter As They Go Swimming by dpete1: 11:00am On May 13, 2017
someone will come and shout FAT BABY naw
RomanceRe: I'm Tired Of Using Condom... by dpete1: 8:24am On May 13, 2017
ehn, dont use condom,just invite me to ur naming ceremony by february...i would gladly be there
EducationRe: Woman Who Gets Stuck In Elevator Opens The Doors By Force With 2 Hands by dpete1: 8:10am On May 13, 2017
congrats to her...what a luck!!


Hbd to me sha
SportsRe: Oguchi Onyewu Celebrates His 35th Birthday Today by dpete1: 8:05am On May 13, 2017
legends are born in may,my birthday mate!!! Happy birthday to us...show us some love nairalanders...








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PoliticsRe: Re: I No Longer Represent Buhari - Dambazau Pledges Allegiance To Osinbajo by dpete1: 8:03am On May 13, 2017
na dem sabi sha,hbd to me...show some love peeps
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The ''3 Month Old' Baby Who Has got People Talking (photos) by dpete1: 10:53pm On May 09, 2017
The Child Con Fat Like One Comedian New Baby..

I No Mention Name O
RomanceRe: The Aneke Twins Slay In Matching Ripped Jeans by dpete1: 10:06pm On May 09, 2017
happy slaying!!! infact they look beautifully tattered...

i just hate crazy/ripped jeans with passion
Nairaland GeneralRe: Heartbroken Monkey Cries After Her Child Collapsed by dpete1: 9:58pm On May 09, 2017
True Motherhood
EventsRe: Couple Wear Matching Sneakers For Their Wedding (Photo) by dpete1: 9:52pm On May 09, 2017
awkward... ultimately awkward for the bride,averagely cool for the groom...the bride should have worn some stockings...
FoodRe: 15 Surprising Things You Can Do With Coca-cola – Aside Drinking It by dpete1: 9:42pm On May 08, 2017
so I should be wasting coke of 120# to wash toilet.??
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To The Release Of 82 Chibok Girls by dpete1: 2:42pm On May 07, 2017
when will this whole drama end... this script will soon be finished... you can't keep taunting and deceiving Nigerians... 2019 is around the corner sha
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To The Release Of 82 Chibok Girls by dpete1: 2:40pm On May 07, 2017
GameGod:
Samuel, Uzor, Chidi, Chukwu, etc are not Nigerians abeg, they're Biadrug.
...silly boy.....
EventsRe: Man & Lady Dance Seductively At A Children's Party. Pics/video by dpete1: 8:04pm On Apr 30, 2017
So the yeye man just dey suck cloth and bra??mumu
CelebritiesRe: Davido Welcomed By Beautiful Ladies At Chicago Airport(photo,video) by dpete1: 8:02pm On Apr 30, 2017
So na girls go give him joy,no formal welcoming,just some free classified femaleshuh? I just weak
CelebritiesRe: Davido Welcomed By Beautiful Ladies At Chicago Airport(photo,video) by dpete1: 8:00pm On Apr 30, 2017
Utmost rubbish
Christianity EtcRe: 31 Salient Facts About The Rapture That Will Shock The World by dpete1: 4:39pm On Apr 30, 2017
LordOfNaira:
There is no rapture. An asteroid impact, volcanic eruptions, etc may wipe out man like they did to the dinosaurs but no rapture, my friend.
the grace of our lord jesus christ be with you and open your inner mind to see the truth lest thou perish
Christianity EtcRe: 31 Salient Facts About The Rapture That Will Shock The World by dpete1: 4:35pm On Apr 30, 2017
Father lord,grant us the grace to reign with you..this world is vanity and its coming to an end,atheists take note
RomanceRe: Opinion: P'square's "Nobody Ugly", A Perfect Description Of Most Nigerian Girls by dpete1: 9:42am On Apr 29, 2017
Cool
CelebritiesRe: Sick Tekno Gives An Update On His Health by dpete1: 12:56pm On Apr 25, 2017
FINE
RomanceRe: Charm Or Luck?...matured Minds Only!! by dpete1: 11:23pm On Apr 24, 2017
Mtchew,hez nadt even talking bouh making money,senseless post
EducationRe: Please Help, My Waec Age Was A Mistake by dpete1: 11:20pm On Apr 24, 2017
Jesu! You were born in 1993 and still wrote exam in 1991.dah error geh as e be o.anyways,go to any waec office near to u
CrimeRe: Reno Omokri Slams 'state' Government For Arraigning Woman Who Attempted Suicide by dpete1: 10:40pm On Apr 24, 2017
Someone is commiting suicide because of despair and you are still putting the person into another set of despair...what type of naija is thishuh
SportsRe: Truck Pusher Wins 46.2 Million Naira On Bet9ja In Onitsha by dpete1: 10:36pm On Apr 24, 2017
Omo,im drooling o..my boo must play this thing o
PoliticsRe: Presidency Recalls Lekan Adetayo, Expelled PUNCH Reporter To Aso Rock by dpete1:
Now i ask myself, WHO IS THE PRESIDENCY?
At this moment,i dont blame babachir for that statement... Are we going back to days of indirect parliamentary system of govt where the president is just a figure head and some cabals working as the prime ministerhuh? I weep for this nation
Christianity EtcRe: Buhari Must Run To Me For Healing Before It’s Too Late – Satguru Maharaji by dpete1: 10:30pm On Apr 24, 2017
Let him heal himself and his flock first

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