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Politics › Re: Busted! Buhari's Next Level Plan Copied And Filled With Lies - Photos by dpete1: 10:13pm On Nov 19, 2018

They Are All Mad. Esp Keyamo, He's A bleeping Bleating Goat. 2019, Abeg Rush Come Here, Make I "Ctrl+Z" This Lifeless Buhari/jibrin

Crime › Re: BRT Driver Shot Dead By Fuel Smuggling Civil Defense Corps In Lagos by dpete1: 10:06pm On Nov 19, 2018

Emmzy201:
Oh my God Those that are supposed to protect us are the ones killing us Op, please did the guy die

The Guy Geh Dusting Power Nah undecided

Anuofia

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Romance › Re: How To Know If You Are Really An Attractive Man by dpete1: 10:02pm On Nov 19, 2018

We Wey Con Ugly Nko? grin

If I Get Money Nd I Dtey Ugly, I Like Am Pass Mah Fine Make I Dtey Broke, Abeg

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Romance › Re: How To Know If You Are Really An Attractive Man by dpete1: 10:00pm On Nov 19, 2018

phorget:
Go to a store and steal,make sure you are been caught then while people are busy beating you,you will be hearing statements like this...
"Eeya! See this FINE bobo, nah wetin fit make am go thief self"?
Congratulate yourself as soon as you hear this because that shows that you are indeed attractive.

Jesus!!!! Guy U Dtey Hot O...Savage

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Computer Market › Re: Samsung Q1 Mobile PC.... 18k Sold by dpete1: 9:56pm On Nov 19, 2018

innobarca:
Samsung Q1 mobile Laptop, 40gb HDD, 1gb ram,Intel,windows xp,wireless, 2 hours battery, touchscreen,2 USB ports, stylus pen.... Uses small external keyboard .

19,000 Naira.

Computer Market › Re: Samsung Q1 Mobile PC.... 18k Sold by dpete1: 9:56pm On Nov 19, 2018

innobarca:
Samsung Q1 mobile Laptop, 40gb HDD, 1gb ram,Intel,windows xp,wireless, 2 hours battery, touchscreen,2 USB ports, stylus pen.... Uses small external keyboard .

19,000 Naira.

Your Location Bro?

Agriculture › Re: Jigawa Govt Empower Women With 47,544 Goats by dpete1: 9:52pm On Nov 19, 2018

47, 544 Goats Keh huh

Where Do They Get Them All? So Dey Will Now Be Loading A Large Convoy Of Goat In Hilux Abi How? Isn't There A Better Initiative Than This huh

Politics › Re: Lists Of Nigeria Governors Who Have Range Rover Sentinel by dpete1: 3:53pm On Nov 19, 2018

If Them Like, Make Dem Dey Pass Underground Dtey Waka, If Dem Go Die, Dem Go Die, No Amount Of Security Can Stop That. Yorubas Will Say " Ori Ti Yo Je Iko, Bo Wa Ninu Oko Ayokele, Yoo Ti Ori Re Bota Ni'( A Head That Will Receive Knock, If He's In A Car, He Will Peep Out)

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Business › Re: An App That Pays You For Answering & Asking Question, Chatting ,daily Bonuse. by dpete1: 3:40pm On Nov 19, 2018

newsheriffintown:
Whatsup number right

I Dnt Have Access To My Whatsapp Now, Bro. Lemme Drop My Gmail. Pet4christ11@gmail.Com

Romance › Re: Help My Relationship Guys!! by dpete1: 2:26pm On Nov 19, 2018

If This Is True, Then You Are Really Dumb For Asking This Question . Isn't It Obvious She Is Tired.Chai!. How Did U Even Know D Dates Of Appointment?

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Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Replies Fan Who Asked If Tonto Dikeh Is Mad by dpete1: 2:23pm On Nov 19, 2018

godfatherx:
Shading with style, what does he mean by "she go dey alright someday"?

Dtey Alright From Madness Abi Stupidity?

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Business › Re: An App That Pays You For Answering & Asking Question, Chatting ,daily Bonuse. by dpete1: 2:16pm On Nov 19, 2018

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Politics › Re: Atiku: I Started Out As An Orphan Selling Firewood On The Streets In Adamawa by dpete1: 2:12pm On Nov 19, 2018

All Na Sakamanje.. Scope.. Brainwashing.. They Are All The Same And Has Same Goal : To Loot The Country ;(

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Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Hurt Himself So Bad It Looks Like A Crime Scene (Photos) by dpete1: 1:42pm On Nov 19, 2018

Make I Dtey Look

The Way Everyone Just Post Rubbish On Social Media, These Days, Is Infuriating. Has He Now Received Medical Attention, Or Has Been Admitted At Instagram Specialist Hospital? Puppy

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Crime › Re: Two Able-bodied Men Seen Fighting Over Who Should First Use An ATM by dpete1: 8:30pm On Nov 17, 2018

Teewhy2:
Trying to imagine Dangote and otedola fighting over how to use the atm , but no the two are friends and share business ideas with each other.
Na only people way no get money dry always fight.

Bro, Do You Live In Ikorodu And Is Into Laundry Biz?

Politics › Re: Kwara Bye-elections: Lai Mohammed Casts His Vote (PHOTOS) by dpete1: 12:04pm On Nov 17, 2018

YomiSpayne:
I'm an upcoming artiste, i have a song on ground titled - OBIdiently ATIKUlate.
like my post if u will download this song!

then My Brother, You Will Never Blow

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Romance › Re: Keke Driver Advises Women To Stop Turning Them Down by dpete1: 9:44pm On Nov 16, 2018

So U Sef Dey Rant Hq For Facebook

Celebrities › Re: Cee C Looks Radiant In Short Gown To African Music Festival In Dubai by dpete1: 11:15am On Nov 16, 2018

dominique:
Why they're holding an African music festival in Dubai is what I'm confused about.

no Be Only You O, Misplaced Priority

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Celebrities › Re: Cee C Looks Radiant In Short Gown To African Music Festival In Dubai by dpete1: 11:13am On Nov 16, 2018

See Irony. AFRICAN music festival for DUBAI ! sad

Travel › Re: Lists Of Countries You Can Visit With Your US, UK Or Canadian Visas by dpete1: 12:35pm On Nov 15, 2018

Rubbish

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Education › Re: AAUA Graduate Wears Cement Sack Material To Celebrate His Graduation (Photos) by dpete1: 8:25am On Nov 15, 2018

The Tin Fit Am Sha. Designer Joggerz grin

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Romance › Re: How Village People Make Man Forget Ring For Girlfriend's Proposal (video) by dpete1: 11:16am On Nov 13, 2018

My Brother, Use Anything U See O, Even Na Keyholder Circle Ring. It Can Be Embarrasing Sha

Pets › Re: Massive Bone Caucasian Puppies For Sale by dpete1: 11:05am On Nov 13, 2018

How Much Per Pup Nd Ur Location

Crime › Re: Ceezy: Stylist Alleges Tout And Police Brutality In Lagos While On Location by dpete1: 10:32am On Nov 13, 2018

No Be 'Apollo' I Dey See For The Guy Eyes So?? grin

Technology Market › Re: Post Your Scrap/dead/faulty Phones For Sale Here by dpete1: 7:44am On Nov 13, 2018

Any Scrap Phone For Sale In Ondo State Should Holla Me..81332613 4 1

Politics › Re: I Have Been Doing My Best For Nigeria - President Buhari by dpete1: 7:35pm On Nov 12, 2018

TeamDoctor:
So jubril, oh sorry Buhari has taken this partisan lie abroad, though am not surprised since he is a friend to the minister of information(Lie Mohamed) and they say show me ur friend and I will tell you.......?
Indeed Jubril sorry Buhari is a disgrace to Sudan...... no I mean Nigerians and Africans at large.

bro, I Got Your Coded Message. Buhari Is Not The Buhari, This One Is A Clone, A Copy

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Politics › Re: 33 Million Nigerians Enroll For National ID Card by dpete1: 7:27pm On Nov 12, 2018

Highest Scam Of Life.. People Wey Enrol No Go See D Plastic Card For Another 10 Years

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Webmasters › Re: Paid Survey No Vpn Required by dpete1: 11:40pm On Nov 04, 2018

Lolz, 2 threads, same survey... Wehdone sir

Music/Radio › Re: New Music Video By Wizkid – Fever by dpete1: 7:01am On Oct 24, 2018

Aditii:
Haha lol why do you think I'm male?

Because no silly Lady will post a stupid picture of her so called self,like you did on her d.p
nah una type dey deal with inferiority complex

Music/Radio › Re: New Music Video By Wizkid – Fever by dpete1: 6:57am On Oct 24, 2018

Aditii:
Trash! Even without listening to it, I can already tell it's nothing but a cacophony of obnoxious noises. Fly boy to the world.

why don't you take a chill pill and dissolve your hatred for this guy? Jealousy kills, faster than a bullet...The fact is, he doesn't even know you. So, if you like him or not, he won't send a wreath to your funeral.

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Romance › Re: Silverline Okoro, Nigerian Lesbian And Her Girlfriend Kiss On Instagram by dpete1: 6:32pm On Aug 21, 2018

Any time I see lesbians, I always wonder, why are they fed up of men's manhood huh

why?

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