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Romance / Re: 29 Yr Old Virgin by dplo(m): 11:02pm On Jan 06, 2009
@ poster
am sorry to say this girl,but dont you think its kind of embarassing being a virgin at 29,maybe am wong,i mean we ve got different believes and , ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''',.whichever way,hang on,the right man for your life will show up very soon
Celebrities / Re: Ugliest Celebrities In Nigeria? by dplo(m): 4:39am On Jan 05, 2009
@ pattiano
abeg,wetin you dey talk girl,we dey talk say people ugly,you dey preach
@ topic,jare
i cant bet on my balls,that 9ice is ugly,the guy do fool himself,anybody could follow,but am sure another ugly fellow among the celeb is omo baba cheesy grin
all those ones ugly,hehehehh
Celebrities / Re: D'banj doing great by dplo(m): 3:19am On Jan 05, 2009
yes,na so the guy dey do,though he is good on stage,knows how to carry the audience along,but him body to dey shake,at times he loks ridiculous,and am sure he is enjoying thats why he keep doing more,but when you over do things,you get ridiculous, to say the fact, dbanj no dey fara bale wink
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News! Flowshow Dedicates Song To Tgirl4real Nairaland Celebrity Chic. by dplo(m): 11:32pm On Jan 03, 2009
@ princesa
are you trying to get at me,i mean why dont you just go ahead and give me a punch in my face
but if you are not,its nice having you on this thread,though its not mine.
Fashion / Re: Where In Lagos Can I Make My Lips Pink Or Red? by dplo(m): 6:19am On Jan 03, 2009
@ dangerzone
lol,hahhahahah, smiley wink,i like you my guy,after you don klaro finish,wey the thing don burn you lips,you now what pink lips
so pathetic, lol

ok on a serious,you dont have to go anywhere,i have got pretty pink lips,and they are not natural but people think they are,because of the way they look.i have my way of getting pink lips,its very simple and am sure you wouldnt be thinkng that way.its a secret,but am trading it, this is what you will do if you want my pink lips tips,you will always side me,anywhere,anytime you see me on any thread,either am wrong or right. ACCEPTED?,IF YOU DO HOLA ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE TIPS DUDE.LOL

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Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by dplo(m): 4:28am On Jan 03, 2009
chris brown; kiss kiss
akon;i wanna make love(nannananananan)
acehood ft tpain
psquare;dome
terryg,luv you sexy
bigiano; shayo
Music/Radio / Re: Naija Music Video Of The Year ? by dplo(m): 4:19am On Jan 03, 2009
p square or terry g cheesy
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Most Featured Artist In 2008? by dplo(m): 4:06am On Jan 03, 2009
@ topic
terry g,though most of the songs he featured are not hit songs.
followed by 2 face,timaya,9ice
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is Klever Jay ? by dplo(m): 4:02am On Jan 03, 2009
klever is an artist,dude is good
sold pretty much from his first album
Music/Radio / Re: True Story About 2face/rkelly Collabo by dplo(m): 4:01am On Jan 03, 2009
@ topic,
the story is true,ok if you dont belive,try and follow the lyrics,you will find out that they belong to kells,kells was said to be the only artist,that have been able to use sex words in his songs,and those songs were hit songs,if you have listened to the 2 face and kells colabo,you will keep hearing sex,sex,sex, thats rkelly's signature,2face doesnt sing like that

@jejelolatu
sorry,girl,dont ever think of it,rkelly cant come down to nigeria,he's got phobia for plane,except he comes through a ship,and thats gonna take time,and americans are not comfortable with uncomfortability and time burning
Music/Radio / Re: Is Chamillionaire A Nigerian? by dplo(m): 2:57am On Jan 03, 2009
yeah,its true,dude's from nigeria but brought up in the state
hakeem skeriki
from oyo state,ibadan cheesy, am very positive
we they gba research
Celebrities / Re: Nominees For Nairaland Awards 2008! by dplo(m): 10:58pm On Jan 02, 2009
@ tgirl4real
lol,thanks girl
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News! Flowshow Dedicates Song To Tgirl4real Nairaland Celebrity Chic. by dplo(m): 10:51pm On Jan 02, 2009
@ flowshow
lol,you are very funny,but guy,wetin the girl do you wey you come dey talk am like this?,please am begging on her behalf,ok?,and besides,i checked her profile her pics is ok,,abeg guy,lol cheesy
@tgirl4real
your pics is nice,please make it up to flowshow,am sure you dont want someone dissin you on any thread you are on,abeg cheesy grin, , funny guys cheesy
Celebrities / Re: These Artists Really Cant Sing! by dplo(m): 10:35pm On Jan 02, 2009
@ascony
na guy,i think
@ savahana
how far,you don gree? grin cheesy
Romance / Re: I'm 27, She's 16: Should I Disvirgin Her? by dplo(m): 5:16am On Jan 01, 2009
@ topic
yehhhhhhh,see this guy oooooooo shocked :
why you dey dull yourself naow,chop something,you still dey parabulate, bananas are meant for food,chop banana for your life,bo ogede loo joo.oh my god
how i wish i were in your shoes,only if i know you,i would fight you if that girl go ja commot for your hand,girls wey be say dem mad,she go just come back one day,with the seal broken,and you will be dissapointed to know that what you have been nursing,preserving all this while has been taking just like that, guy,no dull your self
even self na my sister,chop am, na me talk am
showwwwwwww,some people no ja,whats love,forget it,wait till she meet one young fine boy,at the age frequency of 19-22,you go know wetin i dey talk you smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: Help! . . . .dmax Duped Me 22k For N95 by dplo(m): 2:46am On Jan 01, 2009
@ geolabious
abi ooooooooooo?

@yicob
lol,my ass shot, i know you are just joking,but g,you are so lucky oooooooooooo
am sure you almost lost your money,and you know it,not because you know you can track him
if not,you wouldnt be starting a new thread on this your fraud issue
but atleast am happy for you cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Most Handsome Naija Musicians by dplo(m): 1:35am On Jan 01, 2009
@richo
omo you are the most beatiful man have ever seen,infact the freshestshest of all,lol cheesy tongue,how could you say you the freshest of all,(bad english,probably you just use the word as free style)but people will never stop fooling theirselves.
@ topic
abeg jare na,na DBANJ,mo talk true,no sentiment
follow by whoever
but the dbanj is the cuttest,ita very glaring,though i dont like the guy,but to be candid,every human being with their two well funtioning eye balls,will know its dbanj
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News! Flowshow Dedicates Song To Tgirl4real Nairaland Celebrity Chic. by dplo(m): 1:12am On Jan 01, 2009
@tgirl4real could you do me a favour,your excellence?
there is this thread,a guy posted a picture of him and his girlfriend,which you have your comment there,i ask you there,to please post your picture,so that masses in nairaland like us,could see what a queen looks like and we could run comments, are you going to mam?
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Caught With Drugs (Rumor) by dplo(m): 12:48am On Jan 01, 2009
@ lucabrasi
omo na true you talk

@ topic
but its doesnt matter if its true or not,looking at mo hits,allstars,you dont have to be told there is a secret about their millions,but i dont care,this is naija,you cant be honest or truthfull if you want to make it here, but looking at the life those guys are leaving,you go know say them dey carry elubo grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News! Flowshow Dedicates Song To Tgirl4real Nairaland Celebrity Chic. by dplo(m): 12:31am On Jan 01, 2009
@ tgirl4real
you dont understand,with all i wrote?, ouch, thanks anyway
Celebrities / Re: Nominees For Nairaland Awards 2008! by dplo(m): 11:39pm On Dec 31, 2008
show,oga ooooooooooooooooooo
people,dey vote for them selves here

omo,if horses are wishes men will ride, all of una wan become celeb,
@ flow show
guy,i wonder why you no vote yourself,you know if you buy form,we dey oooo,we dey your back, infact we go support you to the last,we be PDP. and omota and agbero dey,we go just dey brake their mouth go,be you anybody, lol cheesy
i like you cause you are the only one that welcomed me to nairaland,and tgirl4real,but hers with warnings,
Celebrities / Re: These Artists Really Cant Sing! by dplo(m): 11:21pm On Dec 31, 2008
@ascony,sholars,heinze
infact,una too much,una get mouth,mo na leve the guy,is not the one typing,his fingers are the ones doing the job

@ascony
guy,na you dey past.you know see as the guy don den follow my tail from page one,, he good as you correct am,he still they learn,cause you dont need to be told weezy is hot,if you know how to listen to raps,men,his words,is style they are like missile, you get mouth,as a matter of fact,am making you this promise,anywhere i see your replys from now on,either you are right or wrong,i must to side you,course you to sabi,noooooooooooo,you sabi
@savanaha
wetin dey ,you never fall?,oga oooooo,you dey argue of which you no tight,you just they talk rubbish,i know you didnt get his words,but its not your fault,am sure God didnt give you that give to listen to muSIC,and understand grin cheesy, ABEG YOUR IBON TOO MUCH,(GUN),ABEG IF YOU DON REACH ALIMOSHO BUS STOP DROP ME,I NO DEY GO AGAIN, LISTEN VERY WELL BEFORE YOU COME UP HERE AND WRITE RUBBISH, WEEZY GET FANS,JOIN US,NO DULL YOUR SELF
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News! Flowshow Dedicates Song To Tgirl4real Nairaland Celebrity Chic. by dplo(m): 10:42pm On Dec 31, 2008
@ princesa
are you talking to me
i mean you last line,sometalk about celebrity reporter wey fall your hand
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News! Flowshow Dedicates Song To Tgirl4real Nairaland Celebrity Chic. by dplo(m): 10:37pm On Dec 31, 2008
@tgirl4real
nothing mam,i was just apologising,your excellence, lol, i was forced to believe you and flowshow have got grugde by your reply,so i think it would be nice leaving you two to sort out things,, whichever way,i will still advice you to be more appreciative.ok?
then your excellence ma,is it true that you were not crowned the nairaland queen for year 2008.please tell me its a lie
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity Would You Like To Be Locked In An Elevator With? by dplo(m): 3:55pm On Dec 30, 2008
sorry ooooooooo,abeg check this out again,no vex oooo,the girl just dey make me kolo tongue tongue

Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity Would You Like To Be Locked In An Elevator With? by dplo(m): 3:53pm On Dec 30, 2008
check this out ok?

Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity Would You Like To Be Locked In An Elevator With? by dplo(m): 3:52pm On Dec 30, 2008
christiana aguilera,, haaaaaaaaaa
in an elevator?, men that girl shocked :odoesnt need to touch me,before i go start to dey ejaculate, lol for real
that woman is sexy, GOD dey creat people shhaaa,very perfect

Celebrities / Re: Stephanie Okereke Vs. Genevieve Nnaji by dplo(m): 3:30pm On Dec 30, 2008
stephanie is better grin

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