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Celebrities / Re: Is Don Jazzy(michael Enebeli) Enebeli Elebuwa's Son? by dplo(m): 3:22pm On Dec 30, 2008
yeah, very true
Celebrities / Re: Nonso Diobi Or Mike Ezeruonye: Who Is Da Bomb? by dplo(m): 3:19pm On Dec 30, 2008
SURE,nonso, mike is ok too,but i pefer nonso,check out his height
Celebrities / Re: Do You Like Jamie Foxx's New Music Video? by dplo(m): 3:11pm On Dec 30, 2008
that one,he no sabi jooooooooo
the only thing i ever enjoy from his works is,the film RAY
the guy tried in that film, though i NOT seen this new video you people are talking about
can someone tell me about it?,WHATS THE TITLE OF THE VIDEO?
Celebrities / Re: The Most Romantic Naija Artiste: Tuface by dplo(m): 3:01pm On Dec 30, 2008
@ topic
2 face is a fool,is that what you call romantic?
well ,i dont even blame him,is itnot nigerian girls that wouldnt be themselves whenever they set there eyes on celebrities,they will keep flauting their things up side and down,just to get em,, and am sure to face doesnt enjoy using condom.
@ nairaland guys
we all know how sweet the thing is without using condom, very sweet and soft,lol
so let him enjoy, and girls seems to feel that a celebrity or celebrities mounting on them is a break through,and they would do any thing to get impregnated by fool celebrities like 2 face, who tell you say dbanj no they chop ,he dey chop banana they go,sppicy bannana from ,johannesbug,unilag ,lagos ,carribean,infact name it,but him dey put brain, i even learnt that in don jazzy's mansion in lagos,meant for the mo hits all stars,it was said that there are about 20 girls,who volunterly stays in the mansion,cooks and watch for them,and even satisfy their sexual desire,willingly.
AYE FERA LONPON,and if we got me them,den no go gree,but they are wasting their thing in that house, GIRLS CHAIIIII
Celebrities / Re: These Artists Really Cant Sing! by dplo(m): 2:00pm On Dec 30, 2008
hahahahhahahh,lol, this guy is very funny
@ savanaha
how sure are you?,we are taking about human beings here, people dont get to know they are adopted,until they are been sit down,and told,its shocks them,in their mind right fom the fisrt day they were born,the man that cares for them,take care of them financially,is who they called their father,but deep down somewhere their secret and origin is locked.not untill they are told.so??
see,guy.am not insinuating anything but who knows,even if you and me were adopted,or fooled from birth.only GOD knows
and its is human, a human thing that do happen, and i dont puff,guy you need to see me ,you dont need to be told i dont puff, finest boy,goood sta,pink lips,and am grateful to GOD. tongue
Celebrities / Re: These Artists Really Cant Sing! by dplo(m): 1:38pm On Dec 30, 2008
oh my god
who is the girl?, you talking trash,chris doesnt sing,ciara doesnt know how to sing,these are two of the best r'n'b singers of our time,i just hope you alright,or are you somehow related to this guy,SAVAHANA.? dummmies
@ savahana
guy,forget this thing,weezy is not the type you can dis,is just to much for you,thats his fate,he didnt write it himself,it was God who did,and dude accepted it like that,its doesnt matter if are adopted or not, the point is knows who adopted him,they are much of a father and son,and the guy has achieved in all ways, so
G,forget am,dont hate, no hatin no hatin no hatin
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News! Flowshow Dedicates Song To Tgirl4real Nairaland Celebrity Chic. by dplo(m): 5:47am On Dec 30, 2008
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,you guys her funny
@ tgirl4rea
i learnt you are the nairaland queen for year,2008.
And about the omotola thing,i was trying to tell you to be more appreciative,and am sensing that thing that always goes in most celebrity's vein,arrogant.maybe i was misjudjing but i only said i sensed it
but since i wont want you to hold any thing against me,i am very sure i was misjudging,sorry your excellence
lol,no teasing am serious
Celebrities / Re: Who Is The Most Handsome Footballer? by dplo(m): 5:34am On Dec 30, 2008
david beckham is the sexiest smiley,adriano is fine too

Celebrities / Re: These Artists Really Cant Sing! by dplo(m): 5:16am On Dec 30, 2008
@ toyinrayo and seant21
ok,una dey shout,he sucks,he sucks
which of you,fine reach this boy when una day baby,ladies,is it not you?you people,girls can be very ungly when they are young,but once they are grown and step into fashion worlds,where they make use of things like,eye shadow,masscare,eye pencil and blah blah blah,them go they fine small small,and its this same ladies that will go about telling people they are not fine,they suck.if not for the cosmetic world i wonder what they will look like.
IMAGINE,WAYNE BABA SUCKS, it is the talk that sucks not king weezy

Celebrities / Re: These Artists Really Cant Sing! by dplo(m): 4:48am On Dec 30, 2008
omo haters plenty,i never finish with one another one don show up
@ seant21
even lupe go sheba fun weezy,na every body dey feel weezy right now,both rappers and listeners,
hope you are not comparing lupe to wayne sha?,cause forehead far from nose
though lupe is good oooo,i wont dispute that
Celebrities / Re: These Artists Really Cant Sing! by dplo(m): 4:42am On Dec 30, 2008
@savahana
and please let me give you an advise,this is a race you cant win,even people wey get mouth pass you far far,like 50, try am but them gat to bow atlast.
5o cent tried to dis my guy,he called weezy a LovePeddler,because of the infamous picture you are talking about.but weezy no reply am,him chill for am,not untill recently
he blasted 5o,it is in the new song,“Louisianimal” from “The Drought Is Over Part 6″ if you are as good as the way you talk,savahana,then check this out, "All about a dollar, Bleep two quarters/Bitch I’ll pour syrup in that vitamin water/I hope you die ugly, and tonight will be gorgeous" and it was a leak,and am sure 50 would blame himself for steppin on an easy going snake
so dude,when you cant beat them you join them,you cant turn us against weezy no matter what,so why dont you join us or you stop talking rubbish about the hip hop legend to be
Celebrities / Re: These Artists Really Cant Sing! by dplo(m): 4:19am On Dec 30, 2008
@ toyinrayo
ok oooooo,leave him alone,let him suck,monkey no fine but him mama like am,
we dey him back,cash money records,dj khaled,konvict ,terror squad and all other strong feets in hip hop,love and respect him,even all his fans around the world. when i say the guy is hot,i mean he is fucking hot,the hottest rapper now and now,so what are we talking about?
@ savahana
he can do whatever,he pleases with someone he likes so much,probably you didnt know that he was adopted by birdman,so let them do whatever,its just a french kiss,which only shows how much they care for each other, they are like father and son,no one is stopping you not to do that with someone you cherish,its only that yours will not be heard from a stone throw,because you are not a celeb, and talking about getting high,everybody has got fantasy,do whatever you like,who knows maybe you also get high too, ose,aburo fela anikulapo kuti grin tongue
Celebrities / Re: These Artists Really Cant Sing! by dplo(m): 4:00am On Dec 30, 2008
@ savahana
WHATEVER, its doesnt matter,am sure you know what it takes to be nominated at grammy,not even one,8 for that matter,i can bet with my balls on this issue,if you ask 100 percent of people that loves hip hop,what they think about weezy,am very sure 60 percent of this people would say weezy's good,, and to hell with the remainig 40 percent,when he's got 60 on his side, i love every thing about him,he's looks,tatoo,infact mention anything on him,i will always love him for those things,
@ ascony
thank you,ose joooo,you get mouth.infact you sabi

Celebrities / Re: These Artists Really Cant Sing! by dplo(m): 3:34am On Dec 30, 2008
@ savahana
you dont have to tell me wayne is a rapper,even my 72 years old grandma,who has lost all her teeths to longlivity,knows wayne is a rapper,and who told you he doesnt sing,there are songs he sang the choruses himself.so?? tongue
but do not worry,i no its all about hatin

Celebrities / Re: These Artists Really Cant Sing! by dplo(m): 3:26am On Dec 30, 2008
@ toyinrayo
he sucks?, wayne sucks,this is crazy.i will like to assume you dont know how to listen to good music and grab the lyrics or you just hate him,,,,,,,,,,,,,people are starting to get crazy ina here,and seun needs to do something about this.
maybe a psyco forum is not a bad idea,jesus, people can get examined before running comments
ok,oya check this out,,,,its a lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Celebrities / Re: These Artists Really Cant Sing! by dplo(m): 3:10am On Dec 30, 2008
what,is this person crazy or something,did you add weezy's name in this your list, OH MY GOD
men,i dont know people could be this ridiculous,what do you mean by lil wayne doesnt sing.he's got infectiuos fans,he sold big, got 8 nominations at grammy.he is got every thing a good singers calls there dream,something they want to achieve
abeg,make una dey recite names for mouth before una dey right am put for here,how can someone say weezy doesnt know how to sing,ok maybe you need to know this.he is hot,i mean he speaks fire,he is the hottest rapper now and its an obvious thing he is going to control hip hop,his voice is like is own trade mark.go watch latest award shows you will see what am talking about,people are crawling for my guy,he's got effect on fans,just like pop legend m.jackson
ok,check this out, its a lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Celebrities / Re: These Artists Really Cant Sing! by dplo(m): 3:01am On Dec 30, 2008
what,is this person crazy or something,did you add weezy's name in this your list, OH MY GOD
men,i dont know people could be this ridiculous,what do you mean by lil wayne doesnt sing.he's got infectiuos fans,he sold big, got 8 nominations at grammy.he is got every thing a good singers calls there dream,something they want to achieve
abeg,make una dey recite names for mouth before una dey right am put for here,how can someone say weezy doesnt know how to sing,ok maybe you need to know this.he is hot,i mean he speaks fire,he is the hottest rapper now and its an obvious thing he is going to control hip hop,his voice is like is own trade mark.go watch latest award shows you will see what am talking about,people are crawling for my guy,he's got effect on fans,just like pop legend m.jackson
ok,check this out, its a lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nairaland / General / Re: Welcome, New Nairalanders by dplo(m): 12:42am On Dec 30, 2008
;d wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Help! . . . .dmax Duped Me 22k For N95 by dplo(m): 11:02pm On Dec 29, 2008
@ yicob
haaaaaaaaaa,you are a fucking maga,sure maye for that matter,how could you?
infact,i wish you are a white guy,i would have love to have you on my messenger list,am sure getting some us dollars from you,will be a sure thing
i have a laptop for sale,probably when you are trough with your crying over your split milk
1,the laptop is very attractive
2,its a black colour ,do you like black colour?
3,the laptop is pentium z
4,its got 500 hundred thousand gigs
am sure you will be interested,since you are a sure boy,and you have never come across this kind of system before,trust me,the laptop is N120,000,its an awof,i know you like awof,let me know when you are ready.so that i can send you my account number.ok?, surest maga,hahahahahahahahh,lol grin smiley wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Im Back. Beautiful Girl. by dplo(m): 4:24pm On Dec 29, 2008
@ uju4eva
nice pics,nice skin,good looking,finely curved eye brows,but you have got lips
i hope they are soft enough,for your man to chew on,but i can tell by their looks,they are sexy.
nice pic though
@ tgirl4real
miss celebrity,i seem to have this particular interest in you,i always look out for your comments,on every topic you have your comments,i want to know those qualities nairalanders have seen in you,for voting you in. am sorry about this,i just want to know if you look like a queen
could you please paste your picture,and lets run some comment on it,i will be very grateful if my request his granted,your excellency
Nairaland / General / Re: It's Not A Crime To Be Ugly And We Ugly Girls Need Some Love! by dplo(m): 2:24pm On Dec 29, 2008
i think michelin is not ugly,she is just trying to mislead the ugly ladies,BEWARE,ungly ladies on nairaland,there is a pit ahead if you follow that way michelin is leading you through,and dont be surprise she will not be found by the time you are in
i dont fancy ugly ladies,have never have any thing to do with them,but am not condenming them though,i know its not all about beauty,its what you have up there
@ all guys
if you can stand,looking at your ugly girlfriends,going out with an ugly girl,keep it up.am sure your mind will be at rest,cause fine girls often show theirselves,they always believe they are right,want their man to be submissive in all ways.and not scared with the threat of leaving them,cause they believe more guys will come there way
and i can bet with my balls that almost 65 percents of them double up(double dates),maybe its not their fault,cause guys keep calling even when they see wedding rings on their fingers not to talk of dating
Health / Re: How Do You Treat Bad Breath? by dplo(m): 1:44pm On Dec 29, 2008
try SALSERA's idea,am pretty sure,it will work,but if it doesnt work.make sure you see a dentist
Health / Re: How Do You Treat Bad Breath? by dplo(m): 1:39pm On Dec 29, 2008
try SALSERA's idea,am pretty sure,it will work,but if it doesnt work.make sure you see a dentist
Fashion / Re: How To Acheive A Black Afro Hairstyle by dplo(m): 1:23pm On Dec 29, 2008
dude,find your way to any supermaket or chemist,and buy poly colour hair dye,colours 2 black
my afro is more than two years,and its black and shining.i apply poly colour every two months and believe me,i never have any regret for keeping afro or using poly colour hair dye,give it a try ok
Celebrities / Re: . by dplo(m): 11:00pm On Dec 28, 2008
noooooooooooooooooo
guy,forget am.una no even resemble,but if i have to compromise a bit,i would say you have almost the same body with him.and if you are still not convinced you dont look like him,then i can spot out the differences,maybe 2 or 3.
but telling you all these doesnt mean am trying to abuse you,or doing some kind of freestyle on you,every body on this planet earth has got a BUT,so am sorry if any of these sounds rude,am just trying to wake you up from that dream
1,you have got a big nose,and am sure we all see dbanj on tv,and he doesnt have that
2,your complexion is kind of different from his,he is more fair than you
3,you have almost the same body,but not the same. ALMOST
4,he's more handsome and sexy than you,i mean where are your pink and sexy lips?
To cap it all,you dont look like him,but you can create your own kind of person,your own image.dude,you are a fine boy.and fine people always have ease going into the industry,thats if you want to be an artiste.and quit asking people if you look like dbanj.even my 7 years old,baby sister wouldnt see any sense in it,even resemblance.
Romance / Re: What Do Girls Want? by dplo(m): 5:51am On Dec 28, 2008
okuba,money, that is what they want
they like money pass their throat,if any girl act as if she is not materialistic,i can bet with my balls,that she is just pretending,their camouflage and pretence are too much,even more than chameleons.they can pretend,they might even look innocent but they are far dangerous than snakes, though am not speaking out of experience but am the type that sees and hears.
and they could be so funny,naive and stupid at times,a nice,good looking man can be begging to just have a date with them,but when you get to know who they are going out with,it might be one aro kese(one legged man)
that is woman nature for you,i am proud to be a member of cannan land,otta.but you should come to my church,girls will always dis you if you no baff up,especially among the youths.
anybody thats attends winners,should tell me rebuke me,if i am lying
Celebrities / Re: Aki And Paw-paw.will Any Girl Say Yes To Them In Marriage? by dplo(m): 12:40am On Dec 28, 2008
surest banker, no be nija girls,them go gree
money is every thing to them,you no be fineboy for their face when you dont have okubar(money),infact am sure they can marry goblins because of money. nija girls i fear them,their love for money na agape love
but akin and paw paw are not looking that bad,only lost about two feets or so
Celebrities / Re: Olu Maintain Nabbed For Drug Trafficking by dplo(m): 11:40pm On Dec 27, 2008
whatever, i dont care if its true or not
but this one thing we should all know in this country,you cant be truthful or honest,if you want to make it in nijja
so let olu maitain do whatever he thinks can rain him cash
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News! Flowshow Dedicates Song To Tgirl4real Nairaland Celebrity Chic. by dplo(m): 10:35pm On Dec 27, 2008
thanks,at least am glad that one of the members like you,that have been here for a long time,is welcoming me.thanks guy, irrespective of the fact that my comments doesn't favor you that much, but thanks anyway
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News! Flowshow Dedicates Song To Tgirl4real Nairaland Celebrity Chic. by dplo(m): 5:48am On Dec 27, 2008
abi you like am?, my guy want go for nairaland celebrity, sharp guy wink
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News! Flowshow Dedicates Song To Tgirl4real Nairaland Celebrity Chic. by dplo(m): 5:46am On Dec 27, 2008
well, am new to this site,just joined few days ago.and i dont know showflow neither do i know tgirl4real.but am made to understand she is a nairaland queen, sounds good,infact much of lime light
@ tgirl4real
you dont have to be like that,you were supposed to be more appreciative.its not that he is not an old freak that stays at home all day,am sure he schools or work,so for taking his time,off and on schedule to make you that whatever is nice thing to do,and not to be criticize especially not by you.i mean you are not omotola ekeinde,just nairaland queen,but am sensing , in your replys
@showflow
mr rapper,you are not that good,but still keep it up.things done for fun,ends up being professions.am not asking you to go into the music industry,cause if you do there is a low probabilty you are going to sell,cause your rap wasnt commercial enough,we all no nigeria music industry.and like one guy said,"get used to critism"if you want to be an artiste
dont get intimidated,and always define your self,cause something keeps telling me you did do that for fun,but you are scared people will laugh at you.the truth is,you want to me a musician or you want to get her attracted to you grin
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Slowly Taking Away Jay-z 4rm Beyonce! by dplo(m): 1:21am On Dec 25, 2008
hey,never could i believe some girls could be so idle,and they seems to take gossips about trademarks and succesfull female artist as their own work wink,is this una book?.but i will help you people,simply by telling you facts.straight from good source,before you tear each other apart over ladies like you
there is a scenario,something is coming up,between rihanna and etebom(thick lips),even beyonce could sense it,if not,why would she sing the song"ring the alarm"
basically,the topic is true or almost getting true.and if you oppose it, then go to oshodi or wherever to buy that beyonce's album,and listening to the track.thank god nigeria pirated copies are sold at N120.

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