I don't he understood what tacha wrote

Na wa o. Na so blackface don broke reach. Crying over for a song. I thought he released his own version of it?

Please who are we to blame for this construction, will it be the Surveyor or the Engineer?

Wrong. Try again

Slayer2:
Make I try


4+4= 8

4+9= 13
9-3= 6

Who can solve this correctly

Hmmmmm see me see wahala

Literally can't believe that there's phone on this carpet until I found it.
Enjoy finding it.

I'm not joking, there's really a phone but only a smart person can find it

I keep hearing a lot of talks about Biafra. Biafra this, Biafra that. I started asking, who are the Biafrans? Who and who is willing to fight for the cause? What freaks me is that the IBOS are not even united as one to fight a just cause.
An IMO state man thinks he's better than an ANAMBRA man. An ENUGU state man thinks an ABIA man is inferior. Just imagine this, IMO state would not accept an ANAMBRA man as the Bishop of MBAISE.
There's is absolutely no bond of cohesion between the IBOS. So I start to wonder, a house divided amongst itself cannot stand.
The IBOS should spend more time putting their house in order. Until this is done, Biafra will continue to remain a mirage and an avenue for peeps to come and play the hero.
The first movement by Ojukwu was jeopardised by the same peeps he was fighting for. So what exactly are you guys fighting for?
I really think you all should spend more time building Nigeria rather than trying to disintegrate it.

God bless Nigeria and happy democracy day to you all !

I can't believe we have such a philanthropist here, giving cash freely to fellow nairalanders.
Well I'm 1 of the Thomas that doesn't believe if this shit is real.
For me to believe just send a token to the acct num:
3075744497 first bank

Good day my fellow nairalanders.
For sometime I noticed that once I want to send message through the facebook messenger on my BlackBerry 10 it always show "no Internet connection". I don't know if any other person is experiencing this as well. Pls I want the tech in the house to advice me on what to do so that the messenger on my facebook can work well.
Thanks as I wait u all for replies.

APC 1:1-12

Our Reading For Today Is Taken From
The Book
Of APC Chapter 1 Verse 1 To 12 ....

1. And it came to pass, when the Lord would
punish Nigeria, that he gave them a president
under whose hand they were mightily
oppressed.
.
2. Before he ascended the throne, he made
them hope, with all manner of promises,
that he would bring them to the promised land
before the coming year began.
.
3. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria grew
restless
with their good condition, and sorely
vexed the president under whose hand they
had prospered, so that he would not have the
office of the president again, but rather
resented it.
.
4. In those days also the Boko haramites laid
siege to the north, and slew of the people
three and twenty thousand, intending to
set up a kingdom which would be ruled by
Islam.

5. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria remembered
not the good deeds of Jonathan, but thrust
him out of the throne, and made Buhari
president in his stead.

6. Buhari was seventy and two years old when
he began to reign. He reigned one and a half
years in Nigeria, and the land became
impoverished under
him and the hausites, the igbolites and
yorubites began murmuring against the
President

7. But the President continued to persecute
also a few of the people, accusing them and
casting them into prison. Thus, the
opposition was subdued, the people could not
find bread and rice to eat and there was
hunger in the
land.

8. And the end became uncertain as there was
wailing and gnashing of teeth and as soon as
the president heard this he began to travel
around d the world and in the middle of his
reign he launched a campaign to say to the
people "Change begins with you.

9. And in those days, there came a
disagreement between the president and his
household. And the woman of his 'old age
(not youth)' chastised
him in a proverb saying 'he who the gods
want to remove from position he first makes
deaf', as he no longer
listens to her.

10. In response to her, while in a far away
land with the Germans, he rebuked her and
reminded her of her duties as a wife, saying
"while he belongs to everybody and nobody,
'she belongs to the kitchen, the living room
and the other room'".

11. And these sentences caused
uproar and division in the land, which greatly
caused division in the land among its
inhabitants..

12. Tell it not in Germany. Tell it not
in the streets of Abuja, how art the mighty
fallen? Knoweth thou not that Sai Buhari has
goofed and it's now "to your tents oh
Nigerians!

APC 1:1-12

Our Reading For Today Is Taken From
The Book
Of APC Chapter 1 Verse 1 To 12 ....

1. And it came to pass, when the Lord would
punish Nigeria, that he gave them a president
under whose hand they were mightily
oppressed.
.
2. Before he ascended the throne, he made
them hope, with all manner of promises,
that he would bring them to the promised land
before the coming year began.
.
3. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria grew
restless
with their good condition, and sorely
vexed the president under whose hand they
had prospered, so that he would not have the
office of the president again, but rather
resented it.
.
4. In those days also the Boko haramites laid
siege to the north, and slew of the people
three and twenty thousand, intending to
set up a kingdom which would be ruled by
Islam.

5. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria remembered
not the good deeds of Jonathan, but thrust
him out of the throne, and made Buhari
president in his stead.

6. Buhari was seventy and two years old when
he began to reign. He reigned one and a half
years in Nigeria, and the land became
impoverished under
him and the hausites, the igbolites and
yorubites began murmuring against the
President

7. But the President continued to persecute
also a few of the people, accusing them and
casting them into prison. Thus, the
opposition was subdued, the people could not
find bread and rice to eat and there was
hunger in the
land.

8. And the end became uncertain as there was
wailing and gnashing of teeth and as soon as
the president heard this he began to travel
around d the world and in the middle of his
reign he launched a campaign to say to the
people "Change begins with you.

9. And in those days, there came a
disagreement between the president and his
household. And the woman of his 'old age
(not youth)' chastised
him in a proverb saying 'he who the gods
want to remove from position he first makes
deaf', as he no longer
listens to her.

10. In response to her, while in a far away
land with the Germans, he rebuked her and
reminded her of her duties as a wife, saying
"while he belongs to everybody and nobody,
'she belongs to the kitchen, the living room
and the other room'".

11. And these sentences caused
uproar and division in the land, which greatly
caused division in the land among its
inhabitants..

12. Tell it not in Germany. Tell it not
in the streets of Abuja, how art the mighty
fallen? Knoweth thou not that Sai Buhari has
goofed and it's now "to your tents oh
Nigerians!

.

.

Good day my fellow niaralanders. I raised this question because apart from minister of state for petroleum, Kachiukwu ( if at all he is even working actively) I haven't heard of any minister who's active in his/her various portfolios including the minister of petroleum which we all know who he is. I might be wrong though, but I need those who thinks they are working to tell me who's currently working and what has the minister implemented. The is why it took the President a very long time to Name his ministers cos he knew from the onset that they won't do anything.
Minister of labour and employment, James Ocholi (RIP) who is late hasn't been replaced yet. Does that mean his portfolio wasn't a sensitive one that needs immediate replacement? May God help us in this country.
Meanwhile I need some answers.
Thank you

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nikkypearl:
Abeg op,how much is Threecrown milk for your side ?

Does the owner still need a loan?

TastyTuoyo:
Damn! the owner of that koisk need a loan

Yes,they both have a strikng resemblance but your cousin is more beautiful than Emmanuella.

Go ask lalasticlala he go tell you who she be

braimeddy:
If u ask me na who I go ask? And by the way who's Emmanuela?

People have always been calling my Lil cousin Emmanuela the comedian because of their strict resemblance, but I always tell them to go and put on their goggles so that they can see well . I am asking if actually they really look alike?

.

I don't like tattoos a bit. Any lady I see tattoo on, I tag her as irresponsible. That is it.

Gigolo

Mjshexy:
not married

This touching letter was written by Ireland-based Nigerian, late Mrs. Omodolapo Yetunde Jagha(Nee Olotu) also known as Dolapo GoodGod who was buried in Ireland few weeks ago. I read it and felt it will be wrong of me not to share it with you guys

I am grateful to God that I will rest in His bosom and I am more grateful because I have always wanted this opportunity to speak my mind even unto death. I guess you are surprised that even the dead can air an opinion; in my case I really wanted to because I knew that God was preparing a place for me and that is where I will be.

Do not weep for so long because I found eternal peace in Him. The very peace that has eroded me in about twelve years of my God given years (at the time of this writing I am forty-one years of age and I have been married for twelve years).

This is my story………

I am Yetunde nee Olotu as I am fondly called by my immediate family in Nigeria but here I am being referred to as Omodolapo Jagha as named by the love of my life. Now, I am Dolapo GoodGod , the surname I adopted when I realized that I no longer have a husband who will be there for me. The very man I should expect to be the Master of ceremony at my burial, the man you think would miss my departure the most but unfortunately not. I believe my estranged husband is glad that he is now free from the bondage called marriage.

Noble Jagha, I hope you feel so happy now that your prophesy to Maryam Hassan and other girlfriends of yours that I will soon die so you can marry them is now fulfilled. The truth is that my body may be dead but my hope of glory in heaven is constant as God lives. I may not be here again but I am so sure you will never find anyone to love you the way I did.

You were my first love, the very man who deflowered me but turned his back on me years after that I was not good on bed (not sexy enough for you), I was not good at cooking but I managed to learn and cook your local meal of Starch and Banga. He said, "I was so paranoid" because I complained that you are only comfortable making phone calls in the car and returning home at midnight.

You finally abandoned me and the children in December, 2012 after all the mental and physical abuse I suffered from you. You could not face the wrath of law as I got a safety and protection order against you because I was afraid that you would eventually take my life. While you lived with us, you were of no use, as you were not readily available to do your matrimonial and fatherly duties.

How painful it was to take the twins to school walking all the way from Ongar to Little Pace, sometimes after getting a chemo. Even when I pleaded with you to look after the kids when I have appointments at the hospital you refused. Thank God for the Irish government (HSE) that provided me with home help (Margaret), my cousin, grandma Odelade, Sola and S. Bimbo (my wonderful sisters in church), my friend, confidant (Gbemi) who stuck to me like a sister, she is known in all our kids' school as their guardian because you were not there.

You found solace in your numerous, "your attraction" as you referred to the choir leader and probably your new sizzling romance Sheila Luxembor whom you kept my kids with without my consent. I hope she told you I rang her and made peace with her when I did no wrong (Yeah, I did this to secure my heaven). Hhhhmmmm..the Lord is my strength.

Oti, how do you feel after physically and mentally tormenting me? You can now be happy that "the living corpse" (as you often referred to me) in your home has finally gone to be with God. You no longer have to hit me or pounce on me anymore.

In death I have forgiving you because I loved you but I hope you are able to forgive yourself…….? I cannot forget in a minute how I felt so let down that I took to my heels and sought refuge in that sister's place and later on at the women's refuge. I am sure your defense is that I died as a cancer patient but I believe I could live a day longer if you were there for me…… I went through the pains of Cancer lonely! Rather than supporting, you rejected me.

Isn't marriage meant to be for better or for worse.….? I hope when I remember how childish you were for taking the boot you bought for me and returning the wrist watch I bought for you I can peacefully sigh a relief for leaving this cruel world.

You were so mean to me! Oti, you were really mean to Emmanuella too. How could you ill-treat your own children because they are girls? I have all the horrible text messages you sent to me documented; psychologically you killed me before my death.

Pastor Jagha, a man of God! The church has failed in their duty to help you from fallen, they have pampered you for doing wrong in order to save their face and invariably they have failed me. Church is meant for sinners irrespective of their position and as such no one should be above chastising.

I hope after my demise our father in the Lord would have enough evidence to correct the wrong of my beloved husband. No wonder my so-called husband was able to trick the church who also lured me to take off the safety and protection order and stop me from getting a separation that I so long for.

On my dying bed I made copies of telephone bills showing his immoral communication with a worker in the church at Athlone but there was still no sufficient evidence.

The church that should be a place of refuge became a place of torment for me. I hope you can also enjoy your new relationship with Sheila, I learnt you told some of your church members that I asked her to look after my kids because I was sick in the hospital whereas she keeps malice with me just because of your sex romp with her. Oti, you left my children at home for two days and went to sleep with your girl friend in Athlone. You also asked my under-aged children to travel on bus to Athlone by themselves while I was on the hospital bed. I loved you but you failed me and you know it.

The bitter pill that I have to swallow is the fact that I can no longer be there for my lovely girls .Their beloved father despised them so because I could not make a male child (you claimed that I was unable to have a boy child because I did not drink from the anointing oil which you asked me to drink and that makes you detest me too). I am deeply sorry that I did not drink it; maybe that would have spared me of some lashes.

Our lovely first daughter at age twelve said, "Mummy I don't think I will get married" This is as a result of the abuse that my child suffered from our marriage. If you are a loved one and you know my daughter, please help me say to her that marriage is to be enjoyed and not endured. I want her to be married and make me proud!

Oti, why do you always run away from your problems rather than resolving them? You left Nigeria because of your involvement in fraud at the bank which you never resolved. As I speak you owe my mother a sum of one million, two hundred thousand naira which you have no plan to repay. How come you had issues even with your own sibling in the U.K to such an extent that you poisoned her? That is the more reason why I was so scared for my life.

You are such a difficult person, the community welfare officer , our GP, Olive at Hartstown , the Child protection unit at Finglas and our father in the Lord tried their best to advise you to no avail. You were not ready to make me happy.

Noble Jagha, you wanted me dead as soon as possible. I still wonder why you refused to come with me for separation times and again when I asked that we should part ways. I know your intent may be to make gains from my years of labour at Anpost. I worked so hard to pay the rent, to feed us and even paid some of your fees to pursue your MBA.

Despite all my effort you were never satisfied, even on my sick bed you demanded for money. I hope you are happy that you have them all and you can feed your numerous girlfriends with them.

I plead with you and I besiege all that reads this to appeal to you that you do the following after my demise which is of utmost importance (I hope you will heed advice for once).

1. That you may put in trust/fixed deposit for my daughters all monies raised from my burial and benefits from my workplace having paid all expenses incurred and other personal loan taking from my friends during my period of illness. My daughters need to know I care for them even in my grave.

2. That, I have a will in which I have named the executors to my will and joint custodians of our children. The lawyer will keep you posted in due course, please adhere!

3. Oti you can also pay any money that you owe from the monies before the account is opened.

4. Kindly pay my mother the money you owe her too before the account is fixed.

5. I want my mother to be a part of my children's life, please don't deprive her.

6. Oti make peace with my family and friends (stop making enemies out of the people that helps me).

Oti, it may surprise you but I have to let you know that I have the password to your facebook account and email accounts! How come I am not on your friend list? Why did you also refuse to tell me the cause of your mother's death? I know she died of cancer! Hmmmm

Oti does not love me; he could not stay with me in sickness despite the fact that I loved him more than my children. Hhmmmm

I hope my mother can forgive me for not heeding her advice in respect of my choice of marriage and I pray that God gives her and my father the fortitude to bear this irreparable lost.

It is too late to cry when the head is off.

Thank you for not leaving me alone in my time of troubles and needs my sisters, thank you sister for going to Olive's school, please follow up with Emmanuel as planned, I don't want my children to suffer. I am so worried. I am tired. I don't want you people to go, don't leave me alone. I want someone to sleep here with me tonight.

Signed.

Omodolapo GoodGod

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10156471866705603&id=656720602

Well such is life my brother. When u write a good article, there must definitely be a blogger that would want to display it on their site. Well I won't charge him for plagiarism cos I'm just doing this for fun. Thanks so much for bringing this to my notice

Gidiwap:
To be honest I don’t understand why women act
surprised and mushy when a man proposes to
them. I mean you have been dating and in all of
those two years you guys didn’t discuss
marriage? If you did, why the overly histrionic
displays when a man goes down on one knee to
stain his trousers with Naija dust? I don’t know
how relationships go, see I am a Pope but I
would think if I were ever going to get married,






I
would have discussed marriage a hundred times
with my prospective wife. Type of marriage,
prospective period of marriage, number of kids,
kind of education for the kids, honeymoon
location, choice of city to live in, number of
palmwine glasses I’d get per day, who gets tv
rights when it is Arsenal vs The Promise. I mean
the whole gamut.







So point is, if I am getting married to a girl
she’d know a full year before the proposal. So
why the surprise package? Abi she no believe
me
before ke? Why the occasional tears sef? Are
you shocked that someone you dated for years
is asking you to marry him?
Anyways, before I started dating Chinenye, I
asked her, will you marry me? And she replied
with a sweet smile on her face, draftmaster, of
course you know I’d marry you, you leave me no
choice.









See? Me I done skip proposal and engagement
ring o. I have even done the math in PKE –
Palmy
Kegs Equivalent.

source: http://gidiwap.com/2016/02/02/why-does-ladies-act-mushy-and-surprised-when-a-man-proposes-to-them-writing-by-lobelia/

Tragedy struck on Ilaje Road, in the Bariga area of Lagos State, after a female motorist in a LandCruiser Sport Utility Vehicle crushed eight pedestrians to death.

Our correspondents gathered that among the dead were a pregnant woman, two siblings, an old woman and a man returning from his place of work.

Several others were also said to have sustained varying degrees of injuries, including fractures and broken limbs in the Saturday incident which happened around 9pm.

Our correspondents gathered that the driver of the yet-to-be-identified woman had left the vehicle for her near Majok Filling Station on Ilaje Road and had left for his house.

The woman, said to be staying on Adebisi Street, had barely taken the wheels to drive the SUV home when the incident occurred.

The vehicle reportedly surged forward, crushing pedestrians and killing four of them on the spot.

A set of nine injured people were reportedly taken to the Gbagada General Hospital, among whom two died; while another set of seven casualties were later recovered.

It was learnt that two more corpses were found in the gutter on Sunday morning.

Angry youths were said to have gone to the scene and dragged the woman out of the SUV and beaten her up.

She was about to be lynched when some policemen from the Bariga Police Division intervened.

Our correspondents learnt that the suspect was to celebrate her birthday on Sunday and was going home to make preparations for the event before the incident.

When our correspondents visited the area on Monday, about 20 okada riders (motorcyclists) besieged the police station to demand the corpses of two of the people who were killed in the accident.

A resident, identified as Iya Oyinbo, said the vehicle seemed to have had a brake failure.

She said, “The woman was driven to the Majok Filling Station by her driver after which the man left for his house and the woman moved to the driver’s seat to drive the vehicle home. What we saw was that the SUV suddenly surged forward and hit a pedestrian at the filling station.

“The vehicle also moved from there to hit some pedestrians by the roadside. It was three stationary faulty cars at the end of the Ilaje Road which eventually stopped the SUV.

“Four persons were crushed and they died instantly, including a woman, who was pregnant, and was taken inside a Keke Napep. On Sunday, two other hospitalised victims died.”

Another witness, Raheem Banji, said the corpses of two motorcyclists were found the following morning in the gutter where the SUV had flung them.

He said, “There were two okada riders who fell inside a gutter on that day. It was on Sunday that we found them. After the accident, youths gathered and began to beat up the woman for being careless. The mob wanted to destroy the car, but for the arrival of the policemen who saved her.”

A Keke Marwa driver, Laide Olakune, said he was lucky to have escaped, adding that his tricycle was badly damaged by the vehicle.

Olakunle said he was taking four passengers to the Ebute area, when the tricycle was hit and they all fell into the gutter.

“Although my tricycle was damaged, neither me nor any of my passengers sustained injuries. The police wanted to take away my tricycle as part of evidence, but I refused because I need to repair it and put it back on the road so I can make a living,” he said.

A police source said the female driver, who was rescued with injuries, was recuperating in a private hospital in the area.

He said, “The woman is wealthy, and she was to celebrate her birthday on Sunday. The mob stripped her to the underwear and beat her up. She is recuperating in a hospital; her husband has showed up at the police station.

“There was no pregnant woman in the incident. The victim had Fibroid, and looked as if she was pregnant. The police will invite the driver after her treatment.”

The spokesperson for the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority, Mahmud Hassan, said he was not aware of the incident.

He said, “The LASTMA officers on the ground said they did not see anything like that.”

The Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmos, confirmed the incident, adding that the matter was under investigation.

She said, “I am aware of the tragic incident. Three people died on the spot, while four others were in critical condition as of Sunday. We are investigating the case.”



http://www.punchng.com/female-driver-crushes-eight-to-death-in-lagos/

To be honest I don't understand why women act surprised and mushy when a man proposes to them. I mean you have been dating and in all of those two years you guys didn't discuss marriage? If you did, why the overly histrionic displays when a man goes down on one knee to stain his trousers with Naija dust? I don't know how relationships go, see I am a Pope but I would think if I were ever going to get married, I would have discussed marriage a hundred times with my prospective wife. Type of marriage, prospective period of marriage, number of kids, kind of education for the kids, honeymoon location, choice of city to live in, number of palmwine glasses I'd get per day, who gets tv rights when it is Arsenal vs The Promise. I mean the whole gamut.
So point is, if I am getting married to a girl she'd know a full year before the proposal. So why the surprise package? Abi she no believe me before ke? Why the occasional tears sef? Are you shocked that someone you dated for years is asking you to marry him?
Anyways, before I started dating Chinenye, I asked her, will you marry me? And she replied with a sweet smile on her face, draftmaster, of course you know I'd marry you, you leave me no choice.
See? Me I done skip proposal and engagement ring o. I have even done the math in PKE - Palmy Kegs Equivalent.

Save a husband's marriage by advising him maturely

MY wife I and have been married for five years now and we actually dated for six years. All this while I never hit her, no matter what happens, but I don’t know what came over me, I hit a few weeks ago and can’t forgive myself.

We were involved in a heated argument and though I had never seen her react the way she did, all of a sudden I lost my temper and slapped her in the face and used some terrific words against her; since then she has asked for some space. I would never hurt her, she is the best thing that ever happened to me and I love her and can’t live without her.

She said she has forgiven me but I can tell by the way she looks at me that she has lost some love for me. This hurts me the most. How can I make this up to her? I told her that this would never happen again, begging her not to leave me, that I was sorry and loved her with all my heart. She said she loves me and was not going to leave me but she needed some space.

Please I really need advice from anyone who has had a similar experience or anyone out there, who has an idea for me on how to make it up to her, or will our marriage be like this forever? I cannot bear this any longer.

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2016/01/i-made-a-horrible-mistake-with-my-lovely-wife/

What can I say? Well they are Nigerians so I will say it's a good signing. But let me just speak my mind....this is absolute nonsense. Wenger doesn't even know what he wants. He has no strikers yet he keep on buying mid fielders. Where's the abumeyang he said he wanted to buy from dortmund. Wenger I have nothing to say to u but a heavy disgrace to my club. I will simply advice u to resign cos u re no more adding value to this great club.

Neco is sham.....show me ur WAEC result then I will know how good you are.

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Bisi Alimi is one one of the most Popular Gay in Nigeria. His Family were once against his choice of Relationship but now Love has taken over.He was spotted chilling with his Mother and Fiance who they got engaged in 2015 at United Kingdom. What is your View on This?
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http://www.gboah.com/2016/01/nigerias-popular-gay-shows-off-his.html?m=1

I don't keep nails. I want d guys that do keep nails to tell us why. And beside is it hygiene for ladies to keep their nails?

BumBae:

Y do u start by telling us y u guys keep on finger nail so long
What is that for