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kayci_d77: YOUR HUSBAND IS A THIEF AND A MURDERER

vigrxng: The only way you will get this information out of a man is if you have seriously hurt his ego or made him extremely mad.

Despite what one may think, a man will become uninterested for this very reason. He will never tell you because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings. How do you know if a man like your Vaginas? How do you know he does not?

Just because you have a vaginas doesn't mean it’s good, agreeable or likeable to the man you are seeing. Contrary to popular beliefs, women who are skinny have deeper vaginas than women who have big butts. It’s funny because you would think that it’s the other way around, the women with the big butts are the women with the deep canals, but in all actuality the women who are skinny have the deeper canals.

So a lot of men chase the women with the big butts. Perhaps it’s because there's less ground to cover. There is a bottom. If a man can't find the bottom of the canal, then that's a bit of a problem and makes the experience uninviting. He will gladly refer you to the guy who is more suited to go deeper.

Have you ever heard a woman say? "This is not going to work." It’s either one of two reasons: It’s either too big or too small. Have you ever heard a man say? "This is not going to work." Even though we may realize at the point of insertion and one stroke later that, “this is not going to work”. We are going to still try immediate solutions by adjusting the angles or positioning, and if all else fail its Love Machine time. And consequently you'll never hear us say, “It’s not going to work.” Instead, you'll just notice that we’ll disappear. The key here is we are not going to stop in the middle of what we are doing. We can’t stop, because our penisses are on full blast, because our penisses are in full control at this point, and we are the observers. We ourselves are having a conversation with our peniss, saying, "Man you know this isn't going to work.”Peniss says, "Shut up and sit down!" And afterwards when we regain control of our penisses again, we will come to the same conclusion and our penisses will agree, “This is not going to work.” Usually, it’s not going to work because the vaginas is too big or has a bad smell. These are the main reasons that come to mind, too big, too wide, too loose, no bottom. It’s like sticking your joystick in the middle of a Big Gulp! You never feel the sides or the bottom of the cup. It’s like open space. A vaginas that's too small is usually OK and can be worked out on our behalf, but the woman may not like it at first or be able to deal with the initial pain to open her up to the diameter and depth needed. Usually, after a few sessions, women seem to adjust pretty quickly.

As we observe in amazement, it will almost be like there was never an issue of her being too small. That’s the power of the vaginas. A man can never truly out do or out pump a well lubricated vaginas, impossible, as a woman can never control a man’s peniss. In fact, a man can't even control his own joystick. A peniss has a mind of its own at a certain point in time. Usually from just prior to insertion, the peniss is in full control and the man is observing. Contrary to what men think, in the end the womanliness always wins. It’s elastic.

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mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]He looks very ugly with the bald head. . .

I remember the good old days when he used to be very handsome and almost every nollywood fangirl had a crush on him.

It's really sad he has become ugly and pot bellied over the years. [/color]

shymexx: Damn!! you're fruitier than Alize.

Who analyses a next man's looks the way you just did? - and why do you care?

Anyway, if you're 5'11 or taller, you're taller than 90% of the people on this planet.

Go analyse women and stop the homoeroticism!

oh.dude:
u can like to commit suicide now, abi?
To u now, u have made sense, smh, I laff. Hater!!!!

maninmood: Gibberish! What exactly are you saying? You even went as far as uploading a picture to substantiate this meaningless waste of space.

Ok, you are tall, are you now satisfied?

phil5: why shuld he be attractive to u are u a lady ,or gay , make I hear word jor before u drink ottapiapia 4 anoda man suicide

careytommy: This pics prove she bleached

roxell120: I need an answer plz.do we ve notherners/hausas on the internet? never heard their voice on any forum. just askn though

hollandis: british international school is owned by the father, the son is the school's administrator , the girl is a teacher.

Jehovah Shalom: Who is Jonathan not to be summoned? What brain, intellect, eloquence, charisma,idea, ability, regard or attibutes does he possess not to be mandated by the US President? Here is a man being domestically controlled by his wife. His looks depicts a man without any ethics or ethos.

I'm ashamed of Nigerian Leadership.

dangiwa09: Your Ignorance stinks high! What do you know about Mugabe, about how he came into power in the first place, about what he has reduced his country to, about life in Zimbabwe today and the state of their economy and infrastructure?

ShymX: I honestly don't know Nigeria has continued to ignore this man. The man and his ministry are cash cows, and Nigeria can make tons of money annually, by turning what he's doing to a tourist attraction. I'm darn sure hundreds of thousands of people (if not millions) visit Nigeria annually just to see this man.

Give the man his own "Vatican city" somewhere in the country and invest in his ministry!

trolling: i no go liar you,this is why ive been single for a while and you are right ,all they have to offer you is their kucchi,that dont mean im nyashing them,this summer come make am worse for man body

xykms101: Did you mean you haven't seen dagger all your life in the US ? ...mehn u need to wake up or stick to your hly holy life and keep away from night clubs.

Mr Aboki: Go get yourself a Swiss Army Set.. Comes with a dagger... You never know when you would need it.

In my younger days in Ghana, my friend and I started going to clubs with a switch blade after we got jumped by like 15 boys in one night.

Thinking of it now, the irony of it all was that it was because of a 'WHITE GIRL'..

xykms101: read my post again dude, night clubs i said but there's nothing bad if you have set of dagger on you when going for a night shift.