₦airaland Forum

mcnuel001:
Our great president, ialone BUHARI THANK YOU! We are glad that Nigerians are enjoying the new era and wind of CHANGE. At least Boko haram is now a thing of the past, fuel is now available everywhere and sold almost at #45/L, and $1 is almost equal to to #1, All the unemployed youths are now smiling, Workers minimum wage has been increased above #18000. Nigeria is now enjoying constant power, even with current incident at the Murtala Muhamed international Airport. School pupils now enjoy free bus and launch. At least all the corrupt politicians have been jailed. We are very happy that food stuffs are now very cheap in the market as one bag of rice is now sold for #3500 only. etc. And we sincerely say THANK YOU BUHARI FOR THIS WONDERFUL CHANGE Passionate satire. ..lol

Sarcasm at its peak This fellow is high on some Oshogbo weed mixed with soured kunu.

Once again another opportunity to lie to Nigerians.

Hahaha... So I thought #DasukiGate was over. But it's just the beginning.

[quote author=Elose11 post=41453909]I will only believe it if it's from Sahara reporters or the Punch, or the Nations news platform. The rest are GEJ/ PDP apologists.

What if it's true?

goodlifehyd:
Oh the same way they freed Dasuki that spent xmas in KUJE prison

Don't bother. Just watch and see.

So this is also in Nigeria? I thought this could only be found in Abuja and Calabar? If we had more of these in all the states and not the usual stealing and lootings, people wouldn't be wanting to go overseas often.

BeeBeeOoh:
may God bless you bountiful for that answer, infact IOU plenty bottles of plenty drink..

BeeBeeOoh:
Can This Happen In Nigeria??.. I will leave you to answer that question

The torture?? Very well..
The jailing?? Not this century

Meanwhile lags drivers sha... Their own dey their body
Awon were

VampireeM:
Very Nice back view and moderate bum but too lekpacious for me... I would love to see what he is carrying in front... Where the frontal pic viviangist6?

Tah... You're talking bad thing. Don't spoil me here o

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olalat:
This tread is not for people like you.its far beyond your iq. Just shot it ok.

What do you mean? Mr. high IQ!!

... And then later they'll name how much they gave Buhari then EFCC will let them go also. Mtcheew...
"NEXT!!!

Hahahahahaha... I remember some time ago, there was a man who told Nigerians that he would stabilize global oil price...

Ghen Ghen!! I hope our economic team has thought this through and has an alternative solution otherwise it's going to confirm the "prophesied" economic hardship for next year...

Nigeria may be in for harder times than previously
envisaged as the International Monetary Fund has predicted that crude oil prices may slump to as low as $20 per barrel in 2016.


In the ‘IMF Executive Board Concludes 2015 Article IV
Consultation with Iran’ report, the body highlighted that the
price of crude oil could drop by between $5 and $15 in
2016, cableng.com reports.


As of Thursday, the price of crude oil in the international
market averaged $37. On December 17, the price fell to $36
per barrel.


The Federal Government 2016 budget had based the 2016
budget on a benchmark oil price of $38 per barrel. If the
IMF prediction comes true, the country will be in serious
trouble as there won’t be any buffer for the budget. Crude oil revenue accounts for about 90 per cent of
Nigeria’s foreign exchange earnings.


Nigeria is projected to produce 2.2 million barrels of crude
oil per day in 2016. If it sells at $38 per barrel, it will
generate around $83.6m daily or $30.51bn in the entire
year.


At $20 as predicted by the IMF, Nigeria will generate $44m
daily or $16.06bn next year. This will mean that the country
will get at least 47.4 per cent less revenue from oil than
what is projected, adding more pressure to the nation’s
need to go borrowing in 2016.


According to President Muhammadu Buhari, oil related
revenues are expected to contribute N820bn to the
economy, while the budget deficit, which is projected at
N2.22tn, will be funded by foreign and domestic loans.


If the N820bn expected from oil revenues is cut by 47.4 per
cent as a result of the IMF projected decline in oil prices, the nation’s budget deficit will climb by N388.68bn to N2.59tn.

http://www.punchng.com/oil-could-fall-to-20-in-2016-imf/

Whoa! I'm humbled and grateful to God for my complete state of health. May God bless this woman for remembering these ones and may God also remember you and your family in your trying times.

Hit "LIKE" if you're grateful to God for your complete senses.

On reading his profile, I hailed Prof. Sagay after his appointment,. However he's never lived up to expectations. He now talks irrationally and carries out only media criticism of corrupt politicians (which is what the APC is only good at).

Is Prof. Sagay blind towards the present happenings in the country? Is he blind towards the long fuel queues? Is he blind towards the depreciating naira against the dollar (meanwhile #1 is now equal to £401)? What about Sen. President. Saraki's corruption case that was on, and is now being swept under the carpet, why hasn't Prof called for his arrest and prosecution?

The man should just let GEJ be.

HML to them. They look cute though.

Yeah they really look alike. Now I trust their father.

Sensitive issue here. I better keep mum over it for now.

I couldn't agree more with Mr. Adeyanju. It's high time this party discipline is instilled.

The problem however is that the opposition politicians who praise the ruling party might have in one way or the other, eaten our yams and cocoa yams and are therefore scared of criticizing the ruling party's style of leadership for fear of a crime visitor (EFCC).

Indeed a wonderful piece but it's not a new thing to me. One major problem we have in this country is illiteracy everywhere. Illiteracy can be traced to the problems with boko haram, election violence, and a whole lot of other problems we experience as a nation.

When our politicians want to contest for elections, none of their children casts a single vote for them because they're all overseas for solace, whereas the jobless and illiterate masses are the ones who kill themselves for the politicians.
No matter how poor and underdeveloped we say the North is, the children of politicians still bag degrees from Ivy league colleges.

Everyday of my life I thank God for using my dad to open my eyes to the benefits of education and my kids will definitely get to the zenith of any field they delve into.

The truth be told if 50% of Nigerians especially the youths are well educated, 50% of Nigeria's problems (economic, security, etc) would be solved.

Once again nice piece Mr. Smoke2015

Those 13 persons are not necessarily dead. They are only dead "technically"... No be me talk o.

I pray they can swallow their pride o.

Lwkmd ... Is this a celebration?? Just checkout this 2 abobakus on the floor..

20bc:
[color=teal] Wow, really informative, I hope one day we will also know the people who's hand always appear at the start of a Nokia phone.[/color]

Lolzz.. Yes o. And also the names of the boy and girl in front of Oxford cabin biscuit.

He that has an ear, let him hear.

Santa Clause visits Other countries and continents except Nigeria while Father Christmas stays only in Nigeria and doesn't go anywhere else.

Idrismusty97:
Summary please or at least bold the parts where the funny experience happened. Why should i read that long epistle when i am not preparing for an exam?

Guy I encourage you to read through.. Everywhere dey funny . Thank me later

Hahahahahaha

slimfit1:
Anybody that has security intelligence would and should understand what the man is saying. I'm not going to say more because of national security.

Is that so? Tell me more.


Cc: Lalasticlala Ishilove Seun send this piece to FP