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Please is there anyone with a good business plan and proposal either in agriculture or any other field with good prospects?

Nice one. They're real men. Our politicians and Women need to learn from these guys. Congrats guys. Peace and Unity is the only way out.

Haha... The guy wan use that fuel till 2017...

BH though technically defeated, are still physically active and killing.

Happy new year Lalasticlala, Seun, Ishilove, Tonyebarcanista, Missspicy, Cutehector, Mynd44, HighIQ, and all my friends on NL. May God continually bless and favour you all this year.

Taraba State doesn't pay 10k.
They pay teachers 5k, Nurses, med lab scts, pharmacists 15k, doctors 30k.
Though they plan on increasing the pay by December.

Mehn!! Sometimes I feel like being apologetic to the PDP but when I hear certain things, my heart just weeps. It gets me wondering if these politicians ever had/have the masses at heart.

JEEZ!! I thought I was the only one experiencing it. Thanks to God it just came up now. Messages have started coming in.

If you're a good person, people see you and they know. Even when they criticize you, they're probably just being hypocritical.
CONGRATULATIONS FMR. PRESIDENT GEJ.
God is not done with you yet.

#GEJMYHERO...

lanrema:
MANY THINGS ARE UNFOLDING THIS NEW YEAR

We're still in 2015

Seriously these people just lost a general election and they're still fighting amongst themselves rather than planning on restructuring their party They should better be ready to spend another 16yrs as an opposition. #smh

Who is Cynthia Morgan

Thank God for him. Enjoy your money. I'm also thinking of getting myself a new ride as a new year's present. Hope it makes FP when I buy it?

EVILFOREST:
In stead of appreciating him for being bold enough to come up with this swiftly, u rather decided to open the PANDORAS BOX.
now since U have sense... pls. answer these
1) what's the essence of dating.. .?
2) Must we end up with whom we date. .?
3) what IF the Lady had dumped him prior to this..?
4) why do LADIES like u see dating as marriage..?
5) why are Ladies like u, perpetually confused..?
6) what do ladies like U really want...?
7) Don't u know that the closer to a person, the more revealing the real self becomes real. .?
Don't u know that a Good lady may come from a very bad home..? Can u allow ur brother marry from there..?
9) Do you now have sense. .?
10) Now u see who the REAL EEDIOT is... ? .

Finishing move... Guy you too much.. 2 bottles of soured kunu for you.

Vaginal Kung Fu is a method taught for women to physically and emotionally reconnect to their vaginas, so they become more in tune with their sexual energy. It's like yoga, but for your vagina.


By inserting a jade egg into the vagina and attaching a string to it, you can "lift" any number of things: tropical fruits, gluten-free organic donuts, cold-pressed juices.


This strengthens the pelvic floor far more effectively than regular Kegels, and gives women sexual confidence and power.


A strong pelvic floor and vagina can bring a myriad of benefits to your life. Including:

1. Have more orgasms.


2. Have better orgasms. By better I mean, mind-, body- and spirit-altering orgasms that are longer, deeper, more intense, and include the ability to ejaculate.


3. Keep your internal organs (I.e. no pelvic organ prolapse).


4. Have an easier childbirth and recover more quickly afterward.


5. Up your libido. When the vagina is weak, it feels numb. Sex is infinitely more pleasurable with a sensitive and articulate vagina.


6. Eliminate issues of urinary incontinence.


7. Increase circulation in the vaginal canal and produce lubrication more easily (this is the main reason women do not lubricate profusely).


8. Integrate your sexual energy into everything you do. When women are dissociated from their vaginas, they are
also cut off from the natural and enlivening flow of their sexual energy. When the vagina is brought back to life,
that vital, life-force energy is available to you to channel into all parts of your life.


9. A natural facelift. When you strengthen and pull up the pelvic floor muscles, you create an energetic lift throughout the entire body, which even registers in the face. Some women have stopped using botox after beginning their lifting practice.


10. Be able to shoot ping pong balls. This is every woman's God-given right.

These things are possible for every woman: ping pong tricks, multiple orgasms, ejaculate that shoots across the room, and insane, life-changing pleasure. ALL YOU NEED IS A STRONG VAGINA...

http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-17392/10-benefits-of-vaginal-weightlifting.html

greatness22:
I was scared by that no.6 tho... Vagina featuring Shark. What a collabo. Lolz

Lwkmd.. that vagina will be heading for doom.

bloomstar:
i wonder too o....
no wonder women carry all sort of sizes of men and dere joystick. both large and extra large

Haha That's funny... Look out for my next thread. It's about vaginal weight lifting and you'll know more about it. Stay tuned.

bloomstar:
dah number 8 though.....
if this happens to u bro.... u go know say dis world get part 2.
and some girls wicked shah..na dem go just do am.

Lwkmd .. It's a very serious thing o. If women knew about it, not all rapists rapists would go free. That thing can damage a man's organ.

bloomstar:
i wonder too o....
no wonder women carry all sort of sizes of men and dere joystick. both large and extra large

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azeeza:
Number seven got me wondering what vagina weight lifting looks like.

Hehe .. Here's the link to my thread on vagina weight lifting. https://www.nairaland.com/2831167/vaginal-weight-lifting-10-benefits

When it comes to the vagina, there are three basic things every woman should know: 1. You don't need to douche, every woman has vaginal discharge, and ultimately, nothing can get lost in the vagina. The vagina have capabilities
that are more than meets the eye, and can tell us a plethora about our sexual health. Here's 10 amazing facts about it.

1. “Vagina” comes from the Latin root meaning “sheath for a sword.”


2. There are 8,000 nerve endings in the clitoris, while the penis only has 4,000. This is why the tiny area is considered to be the most sensitive part of a woman’s erogenous zone. Powerful sensations can spread across a woman’s pelvic area by affecting 15,000 other nerve endings.


3. Vaginas are lined with ringed muscular ridges. This helps it expand when necessary, such as during intercourse or childbirth. They expand up to 200 percent during intercourse or childbirth.


4. A doctor once removed a potato that started sprouting vines out of a patient’s vagina. The patient told the doctor her mother said it would prevent pregnancy. In that case, mother didn't always know best.


5. Believe it or not, the first movie to use the word “vagina“ on film was Disney’s “The Story of Menstruation,” released in 1946.


6. Vaginas and sharks have something in common. They both contain the substance squalene. This exists in shark livers and is a natural vaginal lubricant.


7. In 2009, a woman reportedly set the vagina weightlifting record by lifting over 30 pounds. She attached the weight to a wooden egg so her muscles could grab onto it. This gives Kegel exercises a whole new meaning.


8. Vaginas are also strong enough to clamp down on joysticks. This is known as penis captivus. It is a rare occurrence in intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down with intensity on the penis, which makes it
impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina.


9. It’s impossible to lose anything in your vagina. The opening of the uterus is too small for anything to go through it, unless you're giving birth, of course. Before puberty, the uterus is about 3.5 centimeters (cm) in length
with an average thickness of 1 cm. After puberty, its normal length is about 7.6 cm, and width is 4.5 cm, with a normal thickness of 3.0cm.


10. Lastly, in case you didn’t know, vaginas are self-cleaning, too. The vagina is designed to keep itself clean with the help of natural secretions, or discharge. When washing your vagina, it's best to avoid perfumed soaps, gels, and antiseptics, as this can affect the healthy balance
of bacteria and pH levels, and even lead to irritation.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/vagina-facts-10-mind-boggling-things-you-should-know-about-your-lady-parts-291384

When it comes to the vagina, there are three basic things every woman should know: 1. You don't need to douche, every woman has vaginal discharge, and ultimately, nothing can get lost in the vagina. The vagina have capabilities
that are more than meets the eye, and can tell us a plethora about our sexual health. Here's 10 amazing facts about it.

1. “Vagina” comes from the Latin root meaning “sheath for a sword.”


2. There are 8,000 nerve endings in the clitoris, while the penis only has 4,000. This is why the tiny area is considered to be the most sensitive part of a woman’s erogenous zone. Powerful sensations can spread across a woman’s pelvic area by affecting 15,000 other nerve endings.


3. Vaginas are lined with ringed muscular ridges. This helps it expand when necessary, such as during intercourse or childbirth. They expand up to 200 percent during intercourse or childbirth.


4. A doctor once removed a potato that started sprouting vines out of a patient’s vagina. The patient told the doctor her mother said it would prevent pregnancy. In that case, mother didn't always know best.


5. Believe it or not, the first movie to use the word “vagina“ on film was Disney’s “The Story of Menstruation,” released in 1946.


6. Vaginas and sharks have something in common. They both contain the substance squalene. This exists in shark livers and is a natural vaginal lubricant.


7. In 2009, a woman reportedly set the vagina weightlifting record by lifting over 30 pounds. She attached the weight to a wooden egg so her muscles could grab onto it. This gives Kegel exercises a whole new meaning.


8. Vaginas are also strong enough to clamp down on joysticks. This is known as penis captivus. It is a rare occurrence in intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down with intensity on the penis, which makes it
impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina.


9. It’s impossible to lose anything in your vagina. The opening of the uterus is too small for anything to go through it, unless you're giving birth, of course. Before puberty, the uterus is about 3.5 centimeters (cm) in length
with an average thickness of 1 cm. After puberty, its normal length is about 7.6 cm, and width is 4.5 cm, with a normal thickness of 3.0cm.


10. Lastly, in case you didn’t know, vaginas are self-cleaning, too. The vagina is designed to keep itself clean with the help of natural secretions, or discharge. When washing your vagina, it’s
best to avoid perfumed soaps, gels, and
antiseptics, as this can affect the healthy balance
of bacteria and pH levels, and even lead to
irritation.

jabojafa:
you wudnt knw why she stares @ you or wot she wants frm u until u approach her and strike a conversation with her. Hope she is nt tryin to get herself a gf.

My thoughts exactly.

Walk up to her and talk with her woman to woman and start up a discussion with her. Hope sha ain't a lesbian though?

I've not seen this epistle before but I do exactly what it says and better.. I guess I'm an anointed kisser from the womb... Blessed by the god KISSEUS... God of Kissing

cruzita:
he didn't say suck ooo he said kiss.some men suck thinking they are kissing

Lolzz.. Na breast

vizkiz:
don't mind this my foolish keyboard oh. the Prediction settings will just be dragging words with me

Hahaha.. My bro you're a crazy dude. That's epic

Shameless political Harlot...