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what's so special about this when there are many interesting topics that need to make the front page.

solomon111: If you 've not seen any improvement in the country,then you must be a very insincere person.

yes i ve seen alot of improvement
Fuel price from #65 to #100+ is that nt improvement.SCUMBAG

GEJ ve never make any hasty but Nasty decision.

ATMC: Laugh out loud real hard buhahahahahohoho...this is crazy!

not crazy it's really.

Nawao for dir rich man self.anyway d daugther should ve ask of her mother naw

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Deaf and dumb chicken #480
Cripple chicken #370.
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Many,many years ago when i'm 23yrs old.I was married to a widow who was pretty as she can be.This widow had a grown up daugther who her hair is red,My father fell in-love with her so he took her wedded.This made father to became my son-law, relative for life because he married my wife's daugther(my daugther).My daugther then became my mother because she married my father.After some months,I became a father to a bouncing baby boy.My little son then became brother in-law to my father and also became my ucle because he was my step-mother's brother.Then my father's wife had a little son.My father's son became my brother because he was my father's child and also became my grandchild because he was my daugther's son.All these turned my wife(widow) to be my grandmother because she was my mother's mother.If my wife is my grandmother,'m my own grandpa and everytime i think of it this make me smile.I'm the most blessed human being that you have ever seen, as husband of my grandmother and father to my mother.I am my own GRANDPA.

maybe wen i buy my private jet i will a look at it.

around 75yrs like Abraham.

sirwilli: If you think your woman would never lie to
you, guess again. From little white lies to the
more serious variety, most women will curtail
the truth at some point in a relationship. Her
motivation for lying can stem from wanting to
protect your feelings or, sure enough, to save her own butt. Whatever the reason,

I knw dat you also tell lie.can you say the reason why you do so?

hope they ve not kill civilians again

The address was not mention so why on earth did he know the spot.

Our politicians ve seen the future,they ar afraid of the day that i will be the president coz i will kick them to jail like ball to the net.

Our journey began at GENESIS through EXODUS.On the way,we saw LEVITICUS recording the NUMBERS of people at DEUTERONOMY, while JOSHUA was waiting at the beautiful gate for the JUDGES to see RUTH calling loudly SAMUEL!SAMUEL!! At a stage, first and second king of CHRONICLES to visit EZRA,NEHEMIAH and ESTHER for the misfortune of JOB, their brother.Then they noticed that Mr. PSALMS was teaching his children PROVERBS concerning ECCLESIASTES and SONG OF SOLOMON.This coincided with the peroid that ISAIAH and JEREMIAH were engaged in LAMENTATION for EZEKIEL and DANIEL their friend.By that time AMOS and OBADAIH were not around.Three day later, HOSEA, JOEL and JONAH traveled in the same ship with MICAH and NAHUM to Jerusalem.More also, HABAKKUK visited ZEPHANIAH who imtroduced him to HAGGAI a friend of ZECHARIAH whose cous4n is MALACHI.
Immediately after the old tradition, MATTHEW,MARK,LUKE and JOHN got involved in ACTS with the ROMANS who were behavin like the CORINTHIANS, who were also alway loggerhead with the GALATIANS.At that time too, the EPHESIANS realized that PHILIPPIANS were close to the COLOSSIANS, suggested to the THESSALONIANS that they should first of all see TIMOTHY who har gone to the house of TITUS to teach PHILEMON his younger brother on how to read and write HEBREW, on hearing, JAMES asked PETER to explain to him how the three JOHNS haue disclosed to JUDE the REVELATION of our Lord Jesus Christ.

na lie joor she dey tink say if i gat dis kind of guy as mine meh tin don beta.
Go 4 gold man.

Parents A little kid walks into a city bus
and sits right behind the driver
and starts yelling, "If my dad was
a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a
little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues
with, "If my dad was an elephant
and my mom a girl elephant I
would be a little elephant."
The kid goes on with several
animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What
if your dad was gay and your
mom was a prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says, "I would
be a bus driver!"

Adamu and Akpos are in a mental
institution which has an annual
contest that picks two of the
best patients and gives them
two questions. If they answer
correctly, they are released. Jon is called into the doctor's
office first. The doctor says,
"Adamu, what would happen if I
poked out one of your eyes?"
Adamu says, "I'd be half blind."
"That's correct. What would happen if I poked out both your
eyes?"
"I'd be completely blind." The
doctor tells him that he is free
to go. On Adamu's way out he tells
Akpos the questions and answers. The doctor asks Akpos, "What
would happen if I cut off one of
your ears?"
Akpos says, "I'd be half blind."
The doctor, slightly puzzled,
continues, "What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"
"I'd be completely blind."
"Akpos, how can you explain that
you'd be blind?" asks the doctor.
"Well," replies Akpos, "my hat would
fall over my eyes."

juman: Pakistan is our brotherly country.

Abeg who be our parent wen u call paki and 9ja brodas

lovabouy: shey u folo piple wey dey mad abi

u smoke weed or nah ghana hemp u smoke

In a CRS class the teacher was asking a question.
teacher:where can we find God
akpors:in the toilet
teacher:are u fool why in the toilet?
akpors:no ma
teacher:then why in the toilet
akpors:whenever my daddy comes back from work and saw the toilet's door closed,he would say 0h God!!! u ar there again.

The white monkeys predicted 2015 for Nigerian's break up now they ar planning their own in 2012.

had it mean that, Romney take my advice he won't lose coz i would ve introduce him to Mr. Aremu so that he can learn how PDP won 99% out of the total votes in 2007

I was in a bus travelling to the Northern part of our great Nation(United States of Nigeria) along in the bus was some of the recently dispatch corps.They are all talking about the problems that our Nation is facing while one of them mention that he wanted to be a Politician,the rest rebuked him as if he just said something wrong and they are all saying never will they be a politician.
Although all of us can't be a politician,if we all shun it who will make a change.Is it the current old carrion people that knows nothing than to embezzle and lavish the country wealth to the foreigners and for their self interest.
To me youth against politics is an unwise decision.

Only the fool of the first order will try to take it back coz it's like a coin that was threw into the sea.

So killing ve turned into a legal action in 9ja.Anyway i was thinking of creating my own group so after killing some pple i will surrender for me to be compensated

can't stop laughing,let me help them add more to it.

Its really embarashment.lolz