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Bashnigga:
Dream2 abeg over to u

Hmmm,if you get to the clinic,just tell the doctor in charge and he/she surely know what to do,just leave it to them,na dere job.
Just don't fret over it.

cc: zeezwizzy

bussieboi:
Ess sir pls no vex Pls na me dey front dey prostrate Mrletsgo, dream2, Chriswazo, bashnigga Na dem dey back Dem follow help me come beg
Na beg we all dey sir No vex No blow whistle We no go lie again

"we no go lie again" You and who ehn?

bussieboi:
Ess sir pls no vex Pls na me dey front dey prostrate Mrletsgo, dream2, Chriswazo, bashnigga Na dem dey back Dem follow help me come beg
Na beg we all dey sir No vex No blow whistle We no go lie again

"we no go lie again" You and who ehn?

Bashnigga:
Wow!!!! Person still dey see #100 meat /fish

Sure,and not the tiny meat/fish of a thing. At night,buy #200 worth of suya and you will get like 25pieces. Meat no be problem for north nah.

Bashnigga:
LOL, very funny.. ....Segunk1 hp u won't end up marrying 5 girls jst incase NYSC catapults u there

LOL,5ladies?Haas,guy go drain sharparly,one lady self gan na wahala.

bashlek:
tanks Dream2 nd SegunK1 u guys ar d best........bt ar we 2 upload it durin registratn or alone 2 tak it along 2 camp

I believe segun already done justice to your question bro.

segunk1:
Torrh! Baba Don't mention cos I ve twisted it already inshort **chop kiss** am not coming again

Somebori connot even play wit matured specs for there except under age.
Before pesin know woxop now sharia go com cut my nose comot say you dey greet anoda man yanyrinya.
Zamfara with sharia dey like 5&6.

Hope you enjoying your PPA

Definitely I'm enjoying myself here,you can cook soup with #200 or less,Vegetables of #50 is like that of #300 in in he west,tomatoes #20,Pepper #20,fish or meat for #100,then you're good to go.
The women part ehn,there are matured ladies here but most are indoor,infact talking to them depends on how friendly you are.
I have 3 pretty matured hausa ladies as a FRIEND(LOL) and we roll wella.
My short stay here ehn,I don sabi plenty Hausa guys even the okada men,roll with them and bah wahala for you.
NB: The sharia is overhyped.

bussieboi:
Abeg I don't wana use medical reason as lie

Abeg Wich better lie dey to use

Funny,I am not the holiest/righteous guy but I'm not good in telling lies,just tell them the plain truth.
A friend of mine simply wrote in his letter that he doesn't like ZM and he never wish to stay here,no fake medical report whatsoever and his redeployment was granted,dude is in ABJ now.
Speak the truth and the truth will set you free.

segunk1:
Lol! Tot I ve made mention of this earlier on, 20 copies keh max passport shouldn't be more than 6, all photocopies what ever shouldn't be more than 3-4, make una save money, as recession still dey bite ooo.

Abi o,you've said it all bro.

bussieboi:
Dream 2
If one gets posted to state they dont like
Afta the 3weeks in camp nd trying to redeploy, do u get to choose the state u wanna redeploy to

Initially redeploy is done while you're still in camp(Second week) and you get to choose the states you like but you must have a better reason for redeploying else it won't be granted.
And if eventually you couldn't get your redeploy done in camp,you can redeploy after 3months of leaving camp.

segunk1:
Before reg sir, inshort any moment from now to avoid rushing.
No do for your school ooh just to be on a safer side to avoid nysc wahala jut do in any state, federal, military hospital. But not private n not school hos sir.

LOL,if the school is a government owned institution he's safe.
Mine was from the school health centre and it was accepted.


cc: bashlek

segunk1:
Baba I tualey oo, abi wetin we go do bros na me and my people turn the stream to ocean ooo.
Thanks brother we would surely call on you.

Hope you dey rock zamfara, abeg epp me keep 3 of your specs oo (dos fulani gehs) just in case nysc catapult me com join you

I laff,you see ehn,ladies are here but conservative,I think people overhyped the sharia of a thing as indigenes always debunked it,I will say ZM is just one of usual northern states.
Being a Muslim,talking to their ladies is not a problem for me but a problem to my christian folks here,i have had numerous friendly chats with the ladies and imagine as at yesterday my Mallam friend clearly told me he's willingly ready to give me a probably 14 or 15years old girl in marriage if I am ready,I looked at the young girl,beautiful though and told him,if such thing is to happen,I will gladly report myself to the human right group to prosecute me for child abuse and being a phedophile.
Don't get it twisted bro,I see you in ZM come may LOL.

CaesarX:
Wow. I hope everything works in my favor, thanks once again man.

Insha Allah bro and you're welcome.

You guys should forget about the "Come with 20 passport photographs to camp" as it will just waste away,6 or 7 is okay,highest 10,same with photocopies,3 copies is okay if not much gan jare.

bussieboi:
I understand we to set white canvass

Can it be any white canvass or it has to be white tennis shoes

bussieboi,GL bizarre reporter then,longest time,well I will advice you to go with white rubber shoe as I doubt the tennis wont be able to withstand the rigorous activities in camp.
You will be given a pair of white sneakers in camp though the quality and size can be questionable.
You can buy the fashion sneakers later for your CDS and some other stuffs when you leave camp.

CaesarX:
About that, will "Lagos" be available for Unilag student or anyone that schooled in Lagos to pick? When choosing the 4 preferred state for deployment?

It might and might not but as at last batch,it appeared probably their database malfunction.
A friend of mine schooled in ondo and ondo state popped out on the screen while registering.

CaesarX:
Another quick question... If someone do his/her online registration early like early hours of the first day of registration, which state will one likely to get? Is it the first preferred state or second preferred state?

I will be blunt with my answer,please do not be offended.
Well,registering early do not guarantee you being posted to your first or second choice of states,in fact you might get your fourth choice or magically being posted to states you never choose during registration.
All depends on LUCK so be calm,luck will surely smile on you.

chisun89:
Pls does the states I've visited affect where I will be posted?

If I'm to judge based on the batch B 2016 stream2 posting,the answer is NO.
You see,the posting is purely luck and let me say "who knows who" you can study in unilag,be a lag indigene and yet be posted to lagos.
God knows best.

cc: iamwizzle

Shalnick:
Morning guys. Pls I want to ask a question: our final result just came out last week, can we make batch A? And again is it true that to make the nysc list your names must have been submitted by your school 3 months prior to the commencement of registration?

Sure,you can make the list for batch A and the 3 months prior to the commencement of registration is a fuss, it all depend on how fast your school is,I mean the senate,the names uploading et all.
Enjoy your day.
Segunk1,kudos bro,I see you are really trying for this thread,kudos,endeavor to mention me if you have any question that need to be answer.

onlyme07:
Chai..! No p bro. Safe trip and God bless

Arrived my PPA few minutes ago. Zamfara ti gba alejo.

y0rmee:
Hhehehe..... I waass missing her on your behalf ne

I send you ni?be careful o.

y0rmee:
Dream2... bro, don't be vexed at me that i could not provide you the info you requested of me few weeks back. My schedule go so tight that i could hardly have time to help you source the info. I hope you've been able to get a useful info as regards the stuff??

Chai,see as u call me out for public forum on top matter wey no reach nkankan,vex bawo,life is ephemeral jare,if person vex this time e go die young ni o,don't worry bro,I don climb the mountain, One love,we are happy family.
But don't do shit with my babe for that W group, why calling her out nah?Starry is mine joor,call her out again and Coyy will visit you.

onlyme07:
Sent a text.

Dream2,thanks for the visit bro. Appreciate. Safe trip back to base. Gbayi broda mi.

Egbon mi,Ameen bro,still in Abj,will move to Zamfara tomorrow.
My apologies I couldn't fulfill my promise to you(Told you I will buy you two bottles of chilled kunnu) but bro,my schedule was so tight then,Edakun e foriji mi ooooo,will make it up when am back in town.

WilsonMayowa:
Who knows when the relocation stuff on the nysc portal will start batch b stream1

Seems like 3months after leaving the camp.

Nnaemex:
u r ryt, sandstorm is actually d ryt name for wat we xperienced dat day. U try o, as u jejely comot entr hostel without sendn anybody evn d governor dat kept us waitn for hours. I for do do same tin o if no b say i dey dat parade

I was surprised by the governor actions,people don't want to stay in your state,I expect him to come during the swearing-in ceremony to give a solid speech that will at least ginger the boys to stay but rather he sent a representative whose speech couldn't lift the moral of the boys, same as the closing ceremony,hence massive redeployment.
His presence would have made us believe that we are valued and wanted.

onlyme07:
Really? Presently in ACE as well. Which dept are you.?

Dream2,holla @ me before you travel. At least,I can meet a nairalander offline.

I couldn't remember your moniker bro,I would have mention you a long time ago.
I will be in ACE tomorrow, let's meet.

mlanreh:
Thanks bro pls drop ur WhatsApp digit lemme contact you ASAP.

Zero,Seven,Zero,Thirty One,Twenty Two,Ten,Forty.

cc:onlyme07

mlanreh:
Ondo city ACE precisely

You will definitely enjoy your stay there,I was there today and i will be there tomorrow as well.
If you need help,don't hesitate to inform me ASAP as I will be travelling back to Zamfara on Monday.
Please don't form for the indigenes abeg,they are well educated,have vast knowledge of what's happening,just be cool with them.
Be careful around Oka area(10minutes walk from ACE)the place can be very dangerous,but full of fun,same as Lipakala,Ayeyemi axis.
Have fun bro.

Nnaemex:
I dey tel u. D dust wey dey dat camp no b hia. Evn d one wey blow on d day of our POP just b like say dem send am from one shrine like dat mk en cum bid us farewel. U go pity us wey dey for parade dat day. All d same, we came, saw nd conquered

Haaa,I tell u,dt one no be dust oo but sandstorm, damn too much,me ehn,I jejely comout enter hostel,only came out to collect my posting letter.
The sandstorm can make one go blind.

Infamous:
platoon 9. You?

Platoon Ukwu(3)

mlanreh:
The first phase was fun. Nd now m hoping on God for the second phase..

With God all things are possible bro,where were you posted?

amodu:
I salute your courage, determination and faith brother.

Truly, Allah knows best and do the best.

Exactly my conviction then too, as I shunned redeployment though wasn't subjected to this trial, perhaps I might had a change of heart.

It is surely the way to go.

Barakallahu Feeh

Thank you bro,the pressure was much then that i lost appetite to eat,i no longer enjoy any activities in camp,parade,social nights,just name it but all is well,i stepped on his toe and i know i will surely pay for it,but indeed Allah knows best.