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Nnaemex:
I enjoyed d camp too shaa expecially d man o war jiration, akarankacha, jin jin d body, shaking d cold, i do lyk ds, i balance wel... buh my broda, me i don redeploy o

LOL,i tell ya,but me no dh do,na to just stay for the wall side dh look,the dust during that stuff is heavy as I CANNOT COME AND KILL MYSELF.
Almost 60% redeployed,it is expected because the weather is not favorable at all.

bjhaid:
Hmm, well it's your choice anyway, I wish you a Nice service year.

Ameen,thanks bro.

mlanreh:
Ondo Batch B Stream2 ... Akoko Ikare was fun

You will enjoy your stay in Ondo State bro.

bjhaid:
haha, I hope you enjoy the state o, my guys dere are always complaining bitterly bout how boring zamfara is

Yea,they are right but one need to adapt to it.
While in camp,i received an order from a person in high authority to send my state code for some favour(redeployment) I made the mistake and send it to him(though i don't know the purpose then) until some camp officials started pressurizing me to fill the form because this man wield and command authority,I had to call and plead to the man using his soft words"Sir,this is the will of Allah,let not interfere" before he could let me be.
Since then,I was so moody as he always have his way,i fear i might succumb to his wish,my bunkmates noticed me and I lied to them that I was just sick(My apologies guys,as i know you will be reading this)because if they know they might disturb the hell out of me to fill the form.
Some days to leave camp,he called me for favorable posting,then I told him I don't want interference in my service year,let the will of Allah be fulfill in my life.
I don't choose the state but I am here for a reason,so i already prepared my mind for anything that will/might come my way.

bjhaid:
mehhn, I gbadun that Abubakar die, Na me and am dey chop together for Igbo amaka and sister white

Hehe,Iya Oduduwa na my spot and Mallam Sanmi tea shop as drinking lipton early in the morning has been my ritual for some years now.

bjhaid:
akarankasha

Jinjin the body(The letter "O" in the body pronounced as "hooooo"
Mehn,i enjoyed the camp so much,flex the kitchen food(Used to collect food like 3 times each,depends on my morale)rock maami as well,no time to check time.
I fell in love with the state instantly and redeployment was the last thing on my mind.

Nnaemex:
Lol... Mama bling bling

That was AK password,mehn i gbadun the guy but my favorite is Abubakar and SY(My platoon officers)this men are more than just an officer to my platoon.
Abubakar will be like: How's Your Moral?
But how come you guys are now showing up here after the camp?

Nnaemex:
I just dey hear d sound of dat biggle for my drim.
Paa paa paa, paa paa paa, pa pa pa pa pa pa paa... I warned u I warned u, mk u no cum zamfara... Zamfara koffas can relate

Hahahaha,Let Them Gooooooo.

Infamous:
bro, I was posted to Kaya town in Zamfara state. We fit know o. Check my profile picture

Probably as i don't keep friends but few,which platoon u dh?

Kevsman:
Who is serving in Sokoto here? Am not a corp member sha, but we can be friends, (military) 09063474771

Not serving in Sokoto but in Zamfara but my PPA is in Gummi(GUSS) very close to sokoto state(45min drive I think).
Are you a military personnel? while in camp then I tried to work my PPA to barrack or military school but it failed.
Not a military guy but a military fanatics.

Continuation Of Chronicles Of Dream2 At Tsafe Camp Zamfara State.

Ladies and Gentlemen,the orientation exercise for the batch B stream 2 came to a fruitful end on Monday 13th of February 2017,the passing out parade was quick as the governor representative came in time,there was a sandstorm as we have to leave the parade ground for our safety and indeed I will say the sandstorm was a departing shot.
A lot was redeployed as people screamed as they were,redeployed to the state of their choices,I will say congratulations to them.
So I was posted to GUSS(Government Unity Secondary School) Gunmi local government very close to kebbi and sokoto state,it was a boarding school,accommodation was provided but I plan to secure an accommodation when next am back to the state.
To the batch A stream 1 PCMs,please forget about the take 20 passport photographs,just take like 8 as I used 6,do minimal photocopies of your documents, 8 copies is enough if not much.
I arrived Abuja this morning from Gusau by past 12am after completing my documentations,indeed camp was fun as i enjoyed my stay.
On this note,I have come to the end of my camp chronicles in zamfara state,all thanks to God,those that followed my posts,the "Likes" and the mentions,thank you guys,I appreciate,love you guys,it's now time to rest,return to my PPA and as well enjoy my stay in zamfara state.

Guys forcing a camp fire night here at Tsafe camp zamfara state,soldiers are helpless, i tell you the morale is HIGH.

Continuation Of The Chronicle Of Dream2 At Tsafe Camp Zamfara State.

Yesterday night was the "Mr Macho and Miss NYSC" competition, it was full of fun,the competition span till past 11pm,Platoon 10 won the Mr Macho while Platoon 2 won the Miss NYSC,this competition is not about how built or pretty you are rather it is about how intelligent you are as few contestants flopped with the questions.
"Okayyyyyy,Tsafe set of batch B stream 2,corpers get some slangs oo,below are the few i can remember:

Let them Gooooo(This is used when the beagle is blow/blew to signal the end of parade by the soldier so boys hijacked and often abused it especially during the boring SAED lectures and social nights to discredit the speaker(s).

Ohhhhh Yes,Mouth Washerrrrrrrr(Mehn,the founder of this slang is a great comedian, he do sell sweets,biros,jotters,just name it so boys liked him a lot and whenever they see him,you heard them saying "Ohhhh,Yes,Mouth Washer,the "Ohhhhh and Mouth is pronounced with high tonation while the washer is dragged and pronounced slowly with your mouth wide open,LOL.

I warned you,i warned you not to come to zamfara....This is the boys interpretation for the early morning sound of the beagle.

Will be back later,have fun guys and pray for me to be posted to a better place.

Continuation Of The Chronicles Of Dream2 at Tsafe Camp Zamfara State.
Lemme start by stating that the shorts and shirts given to us in camp was of good quality,the sneakers are a miss.
Okay,the timetable read that no SAED program today,so we all assembled on the parade ground under the hot sun and the windy weather to watch as the "Chosen matchers" practice for monday closing ceremony,"hehe,zamfara state get as e be olohun".
So we welcomed some elite visitors to the camp,can't remember their names but I can clearly remember that of lieutenant colonel Adamu the commanding officer for the battalion......(forgot the number ) of zamfara state,he was so calm,present good speech as well as promised us a big cow for the camp fire night(mehn,the camp fire night go hot gan o).
My platoon(3) won the third position in volleyball while we are in the final of the men football "platoon 4 go hear am tomorrow".
There is this lady I met,pretty,calm so I made my move,fortunately she's getting engage by April,she has being a good friend,Fulani ladies are wow,good body posture,physique,soft speech,good character,bought me pounded yam with egunsi soup last night"mehn,the husby to be get luck jare".
Met with paris123,she's cool but "chai she and her friend wan use mouth finish my platoon ladies for volleyball this evening sha,i was just laughing silently,no vex say I no greet u and ur friends o,I be one silent dude with choice of words,i dont talk much just a one man movement".
Dead bones shall rise again,did i just read fabulocity,chiefojiji and aBbiie25 posts?issoryt,allawee don enter abi?okay o.
Lemme go collect my food,before proceeding to maami to buy bread,I like bread a lot, I drink water a lot, I LIKE FULANI LADIES ALOT AS WELL.
StarryV sweetie,overlook the words in capital letters dear,"mama Mia,am jokinggggggg".

segunk1:
No wahala brother, how tsafe camp now.

Very very okay bro,will update tonight or tomorrow Insha Allah.

Preciousify:
Goodmorning my peoples!
Hope say una sleep well.

Abeg, me wan ask question ooo.
Aside the normal allowee(19,800), is ur PPA going to pay u Or the state in which you are serving? Or none of them.
Segunk1, chriswazo, dream2 and co, make una clear me oooo.

My apologies for the late response,i believe chriswazo already done justice to your question.
My input though is that:
Most private/government PPA do pay but that of government will be ministries,local government etc.
Some states no longer pay only few do pay now,the country is in recession so you know it will be hard to achieve the aim of paying.
The states that do pay do pay at 3month/6month intervals or better still by the end of the service year only a few pay monthly.
Enjoy yourself.

segunk1:
Lol! Naso Life be my brother, me sef don promise to assist people wey dey come for back with updates, response to mentions and to always look back like our elders did, likes of gurusvicawelt, dream2, joshuachuks93, sonymax16, posimii, chumaster. These guys really needs to be awarded, I have learnt a lot from them + dey still dey inspire me.
Am happy At least they re still there for us.

My bro,i so much appreciate you as well as the other 2017 batch A monikers,though i am not following your thread but I will as from now on.
Well,I am not an elder o but just privilege on this NYSC thingy,just mention me if the need arise,i promise to do my possible best.

Continuation Of Chronicles Of Dream2 at Tsafe Camp Zamfara.....

I pray the soul of the corper that lost her life in bayelsa kaima Camp rest in peace,may the almighty Allah console the entire family and keep us safe throughout our service year(Ameen).
Camp was hot,tension everywhere as the rumour was that a female corp member slapped a female soldier(just a false rumour though she intended to)it was learnt that the soldier slapped her for disobeying her order,corps members were angry,soldiers too are on top of their game,indeed we tested their resolve but we succumbed to their military prowess as any offenders are punished with extensions, the camp commandant left no stone untouched but we have eventually get over everything now,it's now a father-son relationship.
Camp has,being fun,light, water in abundant, little parade,football matches,dance and drama as well,indeed I will score the camp director a 90/100.
Again,a minute silence for the corp member that lost her life,let's all stay safe.

segunk1:
I really appreciate you effort bro, God bless you sir.

Lmao! Dat medical thing funny me ooo, inshort me too wan go do my own goes thus: "I usually have nose blockage in other states apart from lagos so in other words I cannot breathe in other states" if I reash lagos my nose go open dem go see medicals fear fear.
Anytime dey want to camp us we are ready jare.

Very funny,bro,all is well,i will keep updating you guys.

paris123:
I replied, you and I know how crappy the network in zamfara is.

Ohhh,i understand,can you hi me on whatsapp since my contact is in the mail I sent to you,i will call you thereafter.

segunk1:
You too gbasky my guy, I too dey enjoy you, inshort you and gurusvicawelt suppose receive award. I promise to follow una footsteps wen I enter camp.

Guys should beware cos I know many people are planning to do fake medical report all in the name of redeployment.... We just need to be very careful, this one am hearing extension without alawee hmmm na die oooh.

Thank you bro,just doing all this to carry my fellow e-friends along,the "up to date tinz"
LOL,You go fear medical report, people sabi lie gan,it is well sha.
Seems you guys will be camping in march according to the camp director.

Continuation Of The Chronicles Of Dream2 at Tsafe Camp Zamfara State.

OK guys,my platoon(3) was on duty yesterday,I was at the kitchen as well,indeed it was fun and kudos to the able men and women working in the kitchen,may God bless them bountifully(Ameen) well,I was so lively,cracked jokes,make friends with the women and it was an education being in the kitchen.
One thing i have learned so far is that following protocols in Nigeria is a waste of time,you have to learn how to jump quene as I am now a master in that aspect,line up accordingly and "u go tey for line".
Ehn ehn,I don't eat once as the meal ticket indicate,it's always thrice or twice per meal as it depend on my mood but the least is twice.
Today the beagle was blown at 5:30am,shuuuuu,oga beagle don sleep ni instead of the usual 5:00am,na Godwin sha.
Some guys were busted today for forging medical reports just for redeployment as they will be given a service extension,imagine feigning sickness such as seizure and epilepsy, "haaaaa,den no try".
Camp has being full of fun except the cold aspect,I'm enjoying my stay.
Yet to meet with paris123 as she's yet to reply the mail I sent to her,hopefully she will.
Oh oh oh,i met a lady today and she said to me"You're too cool,you don't talk but just looked as if you are not part of us" well I only smiled and said"If the need arise,I will but I prefer to watch you guys and to learn from you all"LOL,she got me there,I don't talk initially,I only communicate with few corpers.
Watch out for the next update...

Continuation Of Chronicles Of Dream2 At Tsafe NYSC Permanent Camp Tsafe.

Officially a corper now,the sweating-in ceremony was quick as the dignitaries came in time except the governor who is in Saudi Arabia though he sent a representative in the person of the commissioner for youths and sports.
Yes,it was fun,snapped a lot of pictures,chatted with new faces as well,what a day,Oluwa modupe.
As a military fanatics,I tried to have a closer look at our military personnel and there is this morale booster guy who is a AFSF(Special forces) among them,very young,full of swagger,gallant and agile,he is a Fulani man,he just returned from borno state,"i juz gbadun d guy"
But he did something I don't like by walking into my hostel to woke us up by 12am,"i vex walahi" but it is well.
I couldn't eat lunch yesterday as the soup was shit,beans soup or so,I later went to mami to ate Eba with egunsi soup.
I was punished at parade ground as well for laughing then by asking the officer"Are you talking to me" I did like 20laps and he said"Go" he later called me back and said"No Thank you sir,you're mad"i softly replied"The punishment already justified my offense sir" he looked at me sternly and after a while he said"U be Barrack boy" I replied"No"he nodded and said"Don't let me mark ur face o,oya go" I just waka back to my line.
Hope to see paris123 in camp before Sunday though I'm the very shy and quiet guy.
Lemme end this by saying Fulani ladies are class on their own,very beautiful,with my shyness and quietness,I do enjoy her company even if it's for a short time.

paris123:
Alright...

Send you a mail for exchange of numbers.

sonymax16:
26hrs
It is well my brother. For ondo camp, dem dey charge N2, 500 for slim fitting of the whole khaki. Can u imagine? . Na so I smuggle comot for camp go adjust my khaki for N500 only
This ondo camp be like IDP camp.... . Bathroom na open air, toilet na pit latrine.

#2,500 is too much,here in zamfara the price is #1000 for whole,I paid #500 to adjust my trouser sha.
the camp here is okay,water,hostel,they try.

bjhaid:
You will definitely enjoy OBS with Mr Phillip

Are you in zamfara?

callmemercy:
lol... last last u go Zamfara dream2 is also in Zamfara na how's u dear?

Ehn ehn,paris123 in zamfara? can we meet?

callmemercy:
Lool... if pretty faces can make u forget the lines.... I wonder how my friend would cope.
remember o.... u would recite it for me

LOL,your friend na .........,I go recite it for u later later joor.

browniecay:
E be like this HenWHyExSea get same food timetable oh. Think of it, they gave us bread and tea as breakfast while beans an garri as lunch. Live from Nasarawa. I de chop de food and I de belle full oh, shey it is normal sha ?


#NasKopa.

I'm okay with the food,d food dh normal bro.

amodu:
I am waiting oooo
Youths obey......

"the clarion call" that's all. Hehe,i try.

callmemercy:
lol... your morale high FA! hope u can recite the NYSC anthem now?

Morale high ooo,i recited it successfully this morning o but you see ehn,pretty faces wey I dh see don make me forget again.
Nevertheless, i go lower my gaze just for me to remember.

Tsafe Camp,Zamfara State

Continuation Of Chronicles Of Dream2 at Tsafe Camp......

So far,the food has being encouraging,Breakfast was bread with tea while lunch was beans with garri,they all tasted Okay, i bought bread to ate mine though.
I feel reluctant to join any group,i and my friends applied for the OBS stuff and they have being D-jaying for the otondos,i just dont want in anymore though i might be in for sport analysis by weekend,if I no bounce am self.
Tomorrow is the swearing-in day,expecting the chief judge of the state as well as the executive governor.
Ehn ehn,lemme gist u joor,I was Reading my Quran beautifully this morning,mg hausa friend saw me and Said"Ohhh,u b Muslim?walahi u go get wife for zamfara oo,I fit give u one self" i just LOL,me wey be oshomo myself,hope starryv my sweetie no dh read this post sha.

I will update you guys later,lemme rest abeg.