₦airaland Forum

segunk1:
Lmao, no worry bros leave dem their eyes go clear soon if u don enter camp.

LOL,won't blame them bro,2years no be small thing but I believe they care for their bro.

DanBJ:
I don wash plate tire, I don clean motor tire, I don sleep tire, even drug, ironing abgada and suits endlessly, depression is setting in, everyday casting from my parents (esp. my Father). Next thing on my mind is to end this. By any means.

LOL,Lord have mercy oo,very funny,i nearly lost my cool yesterday when 2 of my elder sisters called me simultaneously asking me when I will be going for service,mehn,one even said"I told dad to investigate you properly o,I doubt you even go to school at all,mechanic work don sweet ur body,o ti n ri owo ojuma abi?God,I just pressed the red button on my phone.
NYSC abeg Naaaaa.

amodu:
Your consent first .....

bro Dream 2, what do you think

amodu:
Your consent first .....

bro Dream 2, what do you think

You're on the right track sir,GO AHEAD.

amodu:
Since you're well abreast about what it takes, let's journey together ...two hearts can become one.

Lanicky / Amodu

Bro,I laff.

shizzy7:
Nysc will definitely come up with something on Monday. That's a week to the speculated 24th. I believe.

You nailed it,I thought they will say something today like print CUL on tuesday or so since it's a week to the speculated date but they didn't.
Hopefully on Monday,they will address us.

justifiedcoyy:
dem just dey take advantage ni jare.

But I don't have that issue sha cos I speak Yoruba to dem..
If u can't speak Yoruba, na wahala.

That's bad,people like to take advantage sha.

mrdashing10:
Anugo m nwanne

Arrghh,Tch,Tch,Tch,One Nigeria bro.

justifiedcoyy:
hospitality is poor.

For example, if tfare to d next village is 100, if u wear ur uniform and can't speak.Yoruba(sometimes) they call.it 200.


No free ride from private cars even with ur uniform on.

Dem no try

Oga o,na recession cause am joor.

AdorableSope:
Very pathetic. How can we be patient. I wonder how each of them sleeps at night comfortably . It is well.

My dear sister,it is very very pathetic.
Indeed it is well.

mrdashing10:
It's alright. Happy resumption as we wait for DG to behave.

Wonders will happen(Iyanu a sele).

Haychay:


You are right bro, but when am free, I can sleep for Africa

Bro,visit the twitter handle of NYSC to read some desperate and funny comments,seriously the patience level is now zero.
One guy was even calling on EFCC to investigate them while one is begging,this is funny but sad.
God help us.

mrdashing10:
Itchy hands? Come and rearrange my own crib biko since you de find work. The boredom is killing, it's finally turned a Nigerian youth lazy.

Hmmm,I no dh find work,I only took a break in which I will resume on Monday.

ibroh22:
sorry bro,,, everything will be over soon

Ameen,longest time bro,hope you enjoying your PPA?

ibroh22:
sorry bro,,, everything will be over soon

Ameen,longest time bro,hope you enjoying your PPA?

Give it to NYSC,they are very good in disclaiming. Someone should check out their twitter handle for their latest disclaimer LOL.

mrdashing10:
Uncle Adult, Grown Up 1 of Nigeria, i greet you.

Haha,chai,I salute you sir,you try.

Haychay:
Well multiply yr week hell times 8 weeks , dats my case

But it's all gud tho, cause I ventured into other stuffs,career building courses

That's good,it's just not good for male(irrespective of age) to be idle.
For the 4days I have stayed at home now,I have rearrange my crib for more than 10times because my hands are itching LOL.

Ritzzy:
Please the rumour about this year's Allowance is it TRUE?


please.


I need it ohhh.

I dont understand your post sis,what is with the "rumour about this year's Allowance"

Haychay:
You needed rest bro, lot of it

As for me, let's just say for abt 2 months n some days, it ain't funny,

2 months? haha,you try,i will just fall sick,this a week I am using is like hell.

justifiedcoyy:
na ESA ODO.
After ijebu-jesha

D. Pple of that village no try sha

Never heard of that place before,Na Esa-Oke I dh hear. Bhet y u talk say d pple no try?

benueguy:
Yes bro. I'm doing something. I'll share it later. Was extremely expecting bashing. The normal Nairaland way

LOL,endeavor to mention me when the need arise,i want to learn.

benueguy:
Some of you on this section are kids. You need to grow up pls

Kids?you must have a reason for that,care to share it?

aBbiie25:
Ewo! Dream ayam so sorry. Been quite busy these days. But you sef, ifanoremember, you nko Infact i don borrow ya vexation fa.

Vex jam vex,Ntoor,I will chat you up tonight sha,we need to discuss some stuffs.

Haychay:
Morning everyone GL, woke up this morning and felt lyk playing ball on a thursday, I hope there is nothing wrong with me, when my mates dy huzzle

Bro,there is nothing wrong with you,i went to workshop on monday,felt some headache and i returned home,i decided to give myself a deserve break of a week.
On Monday,I will resume.
Mi o le wa Ku,mi o le para mi.

Manus17:
Lol, we have sport viewers here, this place is like semi-urban, not really that village, but you will see some scanty muddy house, they eat donkey here, and their market day is 4days interval. this place is cool, just that the loudness of city is not happening here

You have sport centers you have it all and the donkey meat of a thing means one thing and that is "enjoyment" LOL.
More so, never compare Lagos lifestyle to your PPA lifestyle,just have fun.

amodu:
Smile.

Well, Allah is the best disposal of affairs. The best shall be your lot Bi Iznillah.

My darling bro, Kano is good however extremely cold and I am alien to this degree of coldness.

How is work and guess the epileptic show of NYSC is not hindering you

Ameen bro,you need to acclimatize to the weather situation.
Work has been hectic bro,i have to take some deserve rest for a week as the life span of work is far longer than human lives.
NYSC?nope,when they are ready, I'm ready.

Haychay:

Bros eh, yr stomach dy upload food sha, if stomach size would rated in MB size,yrs wud be lyk 400gb

I laff,me self no say I dh try.

justifiedcoyy:
no.viewing center in d village. No viewing center in d next village too. Lol


But I gat no issue, will folo my oga to his village wen I need to watch football. Na free ride

Ohhh,enjoy the free ride bro.
Where exactly in Osun state?

justifiedcoyy:
Na him sweet pas o.

Just that dis village, before I fit c wia to watch football matches, Na 300 transport.. So, I still dey wonder as I go take dey do ma weekends

Manus17,shey una read the"Na him sweet pas o" part,hehe Abule dun.
#300 as transport just to watch soccer on week ends?Haaa,that's a huge thrift o.

Fabulocity:
No, an active metabolism is a sign of healthy living.
No, I'm not fat although I have the tendency to be and I curb this through exercise and dieting when I notice I'm beginning to add weight.

Hmmm,good,i like this.

amodu:
Welldone, in fact continue, Olorun a so agbara dotun.

I just pray you won't marry your type....You guys will be finishing one 50kg of rice in weeks.... and definitely your offsprings will inherit it.

Hanhan,broda mi,my wife no go be like me jare,and if she is,Allah will provide for the family financially and otherwise.
But egbon mi,how kano city?

Manus17:
yeah, good day dream2... I'm fine ooo, it's village...

But village atimes can be interesting.