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ityP:
It means: THERE'S NO NEED FOR HIM TO WANT TO PRESS ANY BUTTON. Na her ex hold am

Its OK bro...let,s just pretend we didn't perceive the nonsynchrousness,,dysrythmicity and inconsistencies in ur assertions.....but.its OK...greet everybody for me...tell them I,ll come back after lockdown.

For my area...where u even see the light talkless of free. What the shld be talking is how the will refund us all the monies we,ve paid without seeing any light.... Mumu kontry

ityP:
You're clearly deceiving yourself. That babe has ONLY one mumu button: HER EX

: ..I won't perceive ur assertion to be obnoxiously scurrilous because its just your opinion.. You said "that babe has only one mumu button:her ex." Which means her EX is her mumu button. Which means by implication, if u want to press her mumu button, you should press her EX. Which means if that guy wants to press her mumu button,he shld go and press the EX? Gentleman does that sound commonsensical to you? Gentleman don't u think that this your narrative is chronically disequilibrated ,hypoperfused and nonsensical?

Upon all this things they have been singing like national anthem to all yea "nice guys", u guys have sworn never to learn..pity...


Anyway...for every problem there is an antidote. Except death.
See what ur going to do now.. Carry style tell her that im get one fine girl that came and cooked for u today(even if nobody came). She may try to harrass u but never apologise. Give her the impression that u can now exist happily without her permission. She will be shocked to see u transforming into a bad guy and before u cld say Jack Thomas ,she will run with d speed of a lightening to reclaim territorial space.

Any way,all these problems faced by men when it comes to women is just the fun. Else life will be too boring. Imagine how it,ll be like if u can just call Tonto Dike and she will come and u just bleep her OR u just tell Aisha bubu that u wanno cane her anally from d back and she says OK my boy,have me. U will agree with me that the fun won't be there. But mek una wise up shaaa

konji where is thine powers

:oOp...albino follow for ur kwestion?...that I can answer.

I just don't know what is wrong with these our men. We will keep on making that same mistake. There,s nothing people like ILEGEND has not done to show u nice guys the way,yet u abuse him and I think he has now focused on only serious ones . I also read one of this guy,s(DPSYCHOLOGISTor whatever)work, where made a comparative analysis of the Jew men(aka nice guys and the alpha male. As a psychologist i no this guys are preaching the true gospel. That guy simplified and microminiaturized his work that it cld be well understood by even a block head. . Its only Jew men(nice guys) that are used and dumped like this. Being a bad guy or alpha male doesn't mean u become stupid and ruthless to women. Most times the alpha males are very caring but they must make sure u,ll be appreciative of whatever they do for u. ....I don't even have d strength.... BUT I ADVICE U,FIND A WAY AND PM, ME, I BET U IN MY HONOUR AS A TRAINED HUMAN PSYCHOLOGIST.,I WILL GIVE U SECRET PIN CODES U WILL USE TO ACTIVATE HER MUMU BUTTON. AND I BET U,U MUST COME BACK HERE BY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK FOR TESTIMONY. IF THE EX LIKE,LET HIM BE FEMI OTEDOLA, I DON CARE....JUST FIND A WAY AND REACH ME. ENOUGH IS ENOUUGHHHH

DominusPrime:
I'm happy you've braced up for insults. You are a really big fool not to know that you cannot train a lady through the university and she will end up with you. Only a minute number will. A whole medical student? This gullible? When in my school medical students are the most sought after you are here being fooled by a young girl.
Let me tell you what a girl told me just b4 she broke up with her bf cos of a doctor. Her mum told her that even though she's studying mls she must come back with a doctor as husband o. Cos the other girls who are marrying doctors don't have extra breast and yansh and she cannot understand why she will send her to medical school and she will say she married a radiographer...
To be honest that is the most wicked thing I've heard a mother tell her daughter about any man in the medical field irrespective of designation but that's to tell u how much doctors are sought after cos everyone knows they run out of the country once they are done. So for u to be played for a fool right from 200 level beats me. Now who is better off after you both count your losses? Of course she is cos that money you gave her could have been used to better yourself or just left in the bank to accumulate dust. Hope you've learnt your life lesson. We as men must fall mugu to get wisdom. All of us bashing you have been in this shoes but yours is by far the dumbest I've ever seen.

Wait, you even passed up an opportunity to travel out cos of her? Ah my brother whomever do you this thing no go die well...even the ladies here would laugh at your stupidity...

Mmmmh...flesh and blood did not reveal this to U bro. I just don't no what else to do to all this Mr nice guys..kaii..a prestigious medical student that can the girl,her mother and grandmother (apologies) is being used like an idiot. I think there should be a task force to scrutinize the type of information on these people that write "20 things to make a girl happy" write. I think a death sentence go for any misinformation. Cos at the end of the day it makes niggars to start having suicidal tendencies.

Niggarr is absolutely correct.... and women can smell neediness from a far away 1000m distanc

Kekereekun123:
Many years ago in my. First work place. My oga cut salary but did not touch secretary own. 20 to 45k was removed from most of us. Drivers 4k. As the accountant i did not understand till I began to hear rumors na oga babe. One friday i forgot my house key at work and had to go back. Front door was lock. So i go pass store room enter. I tip toed when i began hearing noises o. Oga and seke dey bang. Till date the babe never marry while my former oga don marry one apc chieftain pikin. Fear women

And u then saw were Oga was withdrawing her own pussalary

Niyeal:
I too can fly a plane if I have access to one. No big deal. Just to fly a plane

True..bydway surviving in Nigeria is 10* more difficult than flying the US war plane after only a week training in an aviation college.

Kudos, at least u wish to help ur fellow niggars. But there,s and addition, I dont want to call it correction,cousin psychology, when u correct a man recklessly in public, u achieve nothing than making him defensive and feeling that his ego has been trampled upon.
The psychology or mindset of a woman is totally different from that of a man. No wonder the anatomical features of their head (shape,weight of the skull and brain ) equally differs from that of men. If there is a book to study a woman,we can never finish it even after our 2nd reincarnation. But there is always a simple compass/guideline the alpha males use to hunt and trap pretty girls like bees, while the beta man is busy giving validation to anything a woman does,even when she farts. Those guidelines are........(I dey come back shaa), I want to rush to Orie ala market this early morning and buy a keg of palm wine for my age grade meeting tomorrow.....

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Who else noticed that the man no get stamina. He must have ejaculated all his energy out.

MrEgghead:
The Biggest question should be "Does Madonna Medical school have full accreditation from MDCN?

You should take that into consideration first.

Thanks
I have already ascertained that

iaamxavier:
My brother run away from such schools Pls
Imagine you not being able to be 2m close to a lady after classes
Not being able to use phones?!


Why not try your state university

Apologies f9r my late response bro
mmmh..are U serious...if that's the case..wow..na wahala ooo
Although I heard Igbenedion is more flexible

For state Uni,s and federal...I no its as difficult as finding a virgin in a brothel secondary to Nigerian bureaucratic bottle-neck protocols. That's y I just want to find any accredited private uni, tho I no their sch fees are exorbitant enough to feed my fourth generation to come.

Pls don't crucify the innocent poor gal. U see, girls are sexual creatures in nature. Girl's bodies its self is sexually wired and programmed. That's why u can't compare the ratio of women to men that have cried out this period as a result of torment from killer konji. The major sexual stimulating area of area of the man is the penis with few thousands of nerves( tho there are few other areas), but virtually every part of the woman's body is a naked wire. Is it the labia majora and labia minora(vulva), the clitoris which contains 10s of thousands of nerves(that's y when u touch a woman's clitoris,it,ll be as if u,ve switched on naked wires in her body). Is it her nipples,the areola( the black region surrounding the nipples,all these places are dangerously electrically wired. That's y this period, when one wire touches the other, their body is set on fire,and u see them,they begin to cry. They are not joking at all. They are serious about it.

Back to ur question; u no exactly what to do. It doesn't require any tutorial. But unless there is any other thing, you can find a way to pm me

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Flyingngel:
I don't know why we are like this?
Few hours from now they will come up with a release that the cars were procured since January this year, just that the contractor delayed in executing the contract on time due to exigencies.

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to U.well-done humble servant.

irsakant:
My candid advice is: no matter how he would be treated at Madonna, no condition is permanent.

Most importantly, advise him/her to go for more advanced varsity like UI for his/her medical sojourn.

Good luck!

Thanks for your rich advice bro

properties4sale:
With your sense of ego and self worth. Best not to attempt that.

Thanks for ur input bro
..but u no,all these filthy obnoxious, scurrilous and irritating stories one hears about them

U no,it will be tabooic and mentally catastrophic if for example, u come to school, one notorious "aunty philo" (as I have read multitudinously) then comes and tell u to come an sweep d toilet
and from what i, ve read,she's likely to kneel u down if u disobey.

My good brother, u no such a hyperthermic situation can precipitate a red capped chief to execute and launch an offensive and assaultive retaliatory slap and then wait for whatever consequential effect that will come up...

Honestly

It will be catastrophically ridiculous and psychologically calamitous for an elder to enter a land that has no atom of respect for red capped chiefs

I have had a lot things about childish treatments imposed on students of most private universities. My question is this.

How is Madonna University, s Medical school. For somebody who is no more a boy, a doctorate degree holder in human psychology, who wishes to go for his dream course in medicine and surgery. How is the attitudinal behaviourism of the school and its management. Can they attend to elders with some degree of respect,cos I heard they carry out coporal punishments on students. Pls what's your factual non presumptuous advice on this.

IT HAS MORE TO DO WITH PSYCHOLOGY.
Have u been watching a soap opera b4, suddenly, at the most exciting point of the movie,u see "to be continued", can u remember how curious u,ll be to make sure u watch the movie when next its being shown. It all stems from the brain, there is a part of your brain that is always eager and curious to discover anything that is unfinished. That is why the spirit of most Vaseline crew members will never rest at the mere sight of lines of pant of a woman,cos that part of brain is hyperpyrexically curious to know what's behind it,and as such,they become psychologically incarcerated and entangled.

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Shalom3934:
Yes I do masturbate sometimes, but not all the time. It seems I masturbated 1 day before her visit?

Does it cause that poor erection or no erection at all

Ofcourse , masturbation has the propensity and latitude to precipitate penile flaccidity (erectyle dysfunction). Depending on the chronicity of Vaseline addiction, if ur a regular Vaseline crew, your brain will only be sending signal to ur pen*s to get aroused only at the sight of Vaseline or lux soap, instead of at the sight of a naked lady. Over time, the only thing the part of ur brain responsible for sex will know is only Vaseline, instead of a woman..........

And so on and so forth

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YoungLionken:
Hey you play too much!

Buh in all, you made more sense,so I say kudos

Hey you play too much
My brother if u don't approach this country with humor and playfulness u are liable to face acute tachycardiac heart attack that can lead to poor oxygenation of the brain cells..mmh my broda b4 u can say Jack Robinson, na stroke oo, and they will begin to falsely accuse Innocent village people who finding ways to eat at least one square meal in this lockdown


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Shalom3934:
GOod morning guys,

Pls I recently discovered that am having erecion issues.
The last time my babe came, we were having s*x and suddenly I lost erection and it never came back.

On another day , i tried for us to f**k her but couldn't even get any erection and if it comes small it will be so weak.

Please what type of food helps boost erection or even drugs that I should take.?

lost erection..Chinekeyyi
..and it never came back..okwa unu ahuna?

Even if it comes back,it must be given 14 days quarantine, who knows where it went to or u call NCDC on this number 09061800074,0809000000.

Anyway brother
Since this is a faceless forum and u need advice,can U kindly unveil ur health history in totality so as to equip and arm professionals here to critically analyse,dissect and x-ray ur predicaments so as not to give have baked or compromised advice.

*How is the history of ur sexlife, in relation to erectyle
functionality; has it been a repetitive experience;
*have u been sexually active ab initio?
*Have U been a dedicated member of the order of prestigious Vaseline crew(OPVC,GCFR)? ,cos this is one of the "pensions" the receive for serving their fatherland with dedication.. hah o' boy .no mind me.
*what's the state of ur mind; due have any worries?...of course u know girls are expensive commodity that requires money to maintain. ... Are U sure the thought of what is going to move out of ur pocket when she,s going is not the chief suspect of this penile flaccidity?... mmh especially in this period when the economy is having its own erectyle dysfunction and spermapausal experience.

Pls provide us with every useful information that wld help us get to the root of this problem, to enable us fish the perpetrators of this nefarious lcrime on U, Police is Ur friend.




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What most off u bashing iLegend don't practically realize is the fact that he,s applying hypnotic psychology on U...the more he irritates U.,the more he penetrate into ur subconscious mind,from where u will always be fully conscious of him. And I bet U, after some time, all the accumulated vexations, hatred,scurrilities, toxicities will begin to metamorphose into love and likeness...and before u cld say jack Robinson; my brother, my sister u have become chronically addicted to him and his thread...

Summary: ilegend is as wise and clever as a serpent, trade with him with every sense of cautiousness... Never misconceive his sarcasm, hilariousness and humorousness for "iberiberism" or foolishness....I don talk as d spirit led me ooo......

BestAccessories:
Who still visit banking hall this age and time.

When virtually everything you need is at your fingertips.

Getting loan sef, is some USSD string away from the comfort of your home and office.

Bro pls philosophise more on that ussd side....I,ll like to know,and I believe multitudinous people are also interested to know too..Thanks

Fidelismaria:
Honestly I tire

Even me sef wan borrow loan

Na to check ur bank,s loan requirements which a times is as difficult as finding coronovirus medicine ,however, a corporate/company account with a very good transaction details can fetch U a loan, or overdraft loan just like person wey score 390 for jamb is most likely to get medicine and surgery admission....lol

Akanniade:
Your friend does not want you in a messy debt situation.

Probably. oo... but,,".messy debt situation "...no be him own nah