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Did you hear Bill Clinton is supporting McCain?

AmuScopy

Adventure

Gabby,
I have a can of white dye in my hand now,should I?
If I color my bia bia white,will u ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?

madam

GABBY,GABBY,GABBY!!!! How many times I call u?
See as dem dey try finish your small rep wey remain.

@ ben-jay
If its true sha,,,,,

Caribbean

JEOVY,see accusation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Gabby says u've been 'playing' with her,na true?
She even says ben-jay sef wan join dey folo her play

Hmmn,,,,,,,,I see puky has found its way here.
Gab,see what u've caused?
Now,na soso puky and lau lau we go dey hear

seconded and thirded

Rape can evolve into bla bla bla.
Maybe the wife likes it rough,maybe she'd even been giving the 'rapist' the eye.

Terrorist

what

There's something we've not considered.
What if it wasn't actually rape?
Maybe it started off that way and the wife 'grew' to enjoy the bla bla bla

@ cbase
Are u advertising what I think u're advertising?
Moderator,enter the show

hmmn

Is it me or has anyone noticed that this Arcani person does nothing else but thrash other people's efforts no matter how good their jokes are?

pikin

I don't agree with the poster's answer jo.Many things could go wrong.What if the 2nd guy just carry gun shoot am?
The best answer so far is Opium'sScopium's

house

infobaba:
Enemy of pleasure

Enemy of pressure

Israel

cbase:
Which Bus-Stop una dey talk of sef?, Kabu Kabu don enta nairaland?

Now,we don know say na Ajegunle u dey liive.Why didn't you say cab?na kabukabu come ur mind straight

hilarious

A married couple was about to divorce and they started arguing about who should have custody of their young son

Wife : He belongs to me,I delivered him

Husband : Look at it this way.If I insert a coin into a slot machine and it brings out a bottle of coke,who owns the coke,the machine or I?

Thank you,Mr Chairman

money

@ gabby

Hmmnnn,what is it you want then bla bla bla?

See you,who's talking about paying taxes?No be Nigerian Police again?
I go just arrange them small something.

@ romade,
If You vex me,I'll tell the police to arrest You and do You strong thing at that ur next bus stop.
Phew,that makes sense

@ gabby

You don't want what?Children or a husband?

@ gabby

And you don't?

@ clemcy

You too like bla bla bla sef. Ahnahn

@ baxi
Why u come dey take style advertise your goods?

@ romade

Ok,the man own the brains,the woman gets the shell.
There may be a case for the woman after all;since na she get the shell,she gets to keep both shell and contents but has no claim on the brains.
***Scratching head***    Did I make sense?

@ gabby

This doesn't stop you from getting married.You can get married so long as you DO NOT want children.
Even Shannon Tweed would have been Gene's slot machine if they had children together(I don't know if they do)
P.S Watch out for guys like Baxi