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Jokes Etc / Re: Crushed Nuts by dreday(m): 9:46pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
@ post You go fear pikin nah @ scopy and jazzy Make una no carry una bla bla bla come ere oooooooo.This one wey una two just dey do solidarity for every thread,make una take tyme oooo. I know u'll say I'm jealous and it won't be a lie |
Jokes Etc / Re: THE CURFEW by dreday(m): 9:08pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
Can only happen in Lagos. Nice joke |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Guilty Person? by dreday(m): 1:40pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
Ituen,u see what will happen in 20years if u dont leave gabry now? |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by dreday(m): 1:25pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
King |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dauda's Furry Friends by dreday(m): 11:13am On Oct 14, 2008 |
I no know for una oooo.I just talk my own[img][/img] |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Romantic Can You Be? by dreday(m): 11:00am On Oct 14, 2008 |
That guy's cheating.He's been touchin clem's bla bla bla. Come be with me & we'l fulfil all your fantasies |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Romantic Can You Be? by dreday(m): 10:17am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Hey,i'm no player but 4 u I can be Ronaldinho,C. ronaldo & Kaka rolled into one. |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by dreday(m): 10:13am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Lie |
Jokes Etc / Re: Extra Spoons by dreday(m): 10:10am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Mad joke. Waiter : Ituen Customer : Scopy |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Romantic Can You Be? by dreday(m): 10:02am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Sorry,wrong post. @ post She likes me,hurray |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Romantic Can You Be? by dreday(m): 9:50am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Hey,no need 2 get all nasty and vicious.If u cant take a joke,too bad 4 u. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dauda's Furry Friends by dreday(m): 9:43am On Oct 14, 2008 |
It's amazing how animals can type and even join nairaland |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by dreday(m): 9:20am On Oct 14, 2008 |
You |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Romantic Can You Be? by dreday(m): 9:11am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Scopy,ow fa nah?The gurl's diggin ma style.Dont stand in d way of happiness. :d |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Different Type Of Honey by dreday(m): 9:01am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Na lie,no be ituen. Doctor makes me think of showbobo.Show,u be doctor? |
Jokes Etc / Fantasy Secretary by dreday(m): 6:50am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of urs is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, aw could dat be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her" So, his friend takes her in2 d restroom and is in there with her4 a while.Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeyaa! Help oooh! Aaaah! Eeeeeeaaargghhhh!"The guy says, "Shit,i 4got 2 tel him ha ass is a pencil sharpener! |
Jokes Etc / Fantasy Secretary by dreday(m): 6:50am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of urs is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, aw could dat be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her" So, his friend takes her in2 d restroom and is in there with her4 a while.Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeyaa! Help oooh! Aaaah! Eeeeeeaaargghhhh!"The guy says, "Shit,i 4got 2 tel him ha ass is a pencil sharpener! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Shot by dreday(m): 6:47am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Rambo no get tricks nah.Guy just had 2 do his stuff.Nice one |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Guilty Person? by dreday(m): 6:30am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Sorry abt d triple post.U know ow it gets with mozilla when server is bad. @ info Thanx 4 d support jare |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen Gets His Revenge On Gabry by dreday(m): 6:20am On Oct 14, 2008 |
@ mondob Are u saying ituen cannot afford shoes? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen Gets His Revenge On Gabry by dreday(m): 6:18am On Oct 14, 2008 |
@ mondob Are u saying ituen cannot afford shoes? |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by dreday(m): 6:11am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Outdated |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by dreday(m): 11:39pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
scopium |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen Gets His Revenge On Gabry by dreday(m): 11:12pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
Where the gabry sef? Ituen,where hast thou hidden her? Abi she still dey turn cartwheels for you? |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by dreday(m): 10:45pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
kids |
Jokes Etc / Re: ** You Know You Grew Up In Naija Hoodies If U Rmbr This** by dreday(m): 10:31pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
info, Ow far nah?This one u're taking a trip down memory lane,i hope you're not getting senile.You still young 'OOOOOOOOO' |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Romantic Can You Be? by dreday(m): 9:57pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
Scopium,na me u dey follow talk?Warn yourself oooo before dani &/or studio enter you.You know say na dem be the prime fighters |
Jokes Etc / Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dreday(m): 6:25pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
@ crazykid ituen will be pleased that he cannot stay in prison?Hell no. Meanwhile,where's gabry? |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Romantic Can You Be? by dreday(m): 5:35pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
Looks like d position is vacant,so can i apply 2 be ur bf?:d I like everything u'v said thus far 'specially d stunts part. |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Romantic Can You Be? by dreday(m): 5:33pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
Looks like d position is vacant,so can i apply 2 be ur bf?:d I like everything u'v said thus far 'specially d stunts part. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dreday(m): 5:17pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
Ituen.You be Michael Scofield?This one wey u do prisonbreak 1,2 & 3 |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by dreday(m): 5:01pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
Muscle |
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