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@ post
You go fear pikin nah

@ scopy and jazzy
Make una no carry una bla bla bla come ere oooooooo.This one wey una two just dey do solidarity for every thread,make una take tyme oooo.
I know u'll say I'm jealous and it won't be a lie

Can only happen in Lagos.
Nice joke

Ituen,u see what will happen in 20years if u dont leave gabry now?

King

I no know for una oooo.I just talk my own[img][/img]

That guy's cheating.He's been touchin clem's bla bla bla. Come be with me & we'l fulfil all your fantasies

Hey,i'm no player but 4 u I can be Ronaldinho,C. ronaldo & Kaka rolled into one.

Lie

Mad joke.
Waiter : Ituen
Customer : Scopy

Sorry,wrong post.
@ post
She likes me,hurray

Hey,no need 2 get all nasty and vicious.If u cant take a joke,too bad 4 u.

It's amazing how animals can type and even join nairaland

You

Scopy,ow fa nah?The gurl's diggin ma style.Dont stand in d way of happiness. :d

Na lie,no be ituen.
Doctor makes me think of showbobo.Show,u be doctor?

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of urs is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!
"No way, aw could dat be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"
So, his friend takes her in2 d restroom and is in there with her4 a while.Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeyaa! Help oooh! Aaaah! Eeeeeeaaargghhhh!"The guy says, "Shit,i 4got 2 tel him ha ass is a pencil sharpener!

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of urs is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!
"No way, aw could dat be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"
So, his friend takes her in2 d restroom and is in there with her4 a while.Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeyaa! Help oooh! Aaaah! Eeeeeeaaargghhhh!"The guy says, "Shit,i 4got 2 tel him ha ass is a pencil sharpener!

Rambo no get tricks nah.Guy just had 2 do his stuff.Nice one

Sorry abt d triple post.U know ow it gets with mozilla when server is bad.
@ info
Thanx 4 d support jare

@ mondob
Are u saying ituen cannot afford shoes?

@ mondob
Are u saying ituen cannot afford shoes?

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scopium

Where the gabry sef?
Ituen,where hast thou hidden her?
Abi she still dey turn cartwheels for you?

kids

info,
Ow far nah?This one u're taking a trip down memory lane,i hope you're not getting senile.You still young 'OOOOOOOOO'

Scopium,na me u dey follow talk?Warn yourself oooo before dani &/or studio enter you.You know say na dem be the prime fighters

@ crazykid
ituen will be pleased that he cannot stay in prison?Hell no.
Meanwhile,where's gabry?

Looks like d position is vacant,so can i apply 2 be ur bf?:d I like everything u'v said thus far 'specially d stunts part.

Looks like d position is vacant,so can i apply 2 be ur bf?:d I like everything u'v said thus far 'specially d stunts part.

Ituen.You be Michael Scofield?This one wey u do prisonbreak 1,2 & 3

Muscle