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Mesmerize:
Man, do you have a bad taste!!!
moretet what?
see your head, that's ow you woo a girl? oga o!
you be real ekiti man, i now know

what's wrong with the name a combination of all your previous names and ekiti kete, makes it two of us

spoilt:
who? you? unplucked? quit playing.

spoilt are you a virgin too because your name sounds virginia

Mesmerize:
how am I suppose to know? What's that suppose to mean?

come back tomorrow, them go yab the poster finish!

mormestoyintet i finally found a name for you

Mesmerize:
mi mon nkan to gbe o. so fun mi, se emi ni olodo?
oje soro kin to binu fun e

seriously mormestoyintet why do ugly guy's get marry* to fat ladies

Mesmerize:
se aye ti ba e ni? emi ni olodo?

am not sure you're ekiti, u still need to prove it to moi

han han ki la gbe, ki lo ju

Mesmerize:
lmao!! em ni olodo bi?
so what will use the reservoir to do? drown yourself abi?

it's a reserved supply not to be used immediately, why you be olodo like this? are u sure you're from Ekiti?

Cayon:
LMAO . Thought I saw Pastor

so you never read the thread from the beginning before posting

Mesmerize:
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!! TMI!!

yes, I lay down the rules. . . and wetin be reservoirs? dude, you're one gross dude

so u don't know reservoirs hen? tank for storing water olodo

Mesmerize:
waNNa find out?

go ahead what have you got??

@post I'm a virgin so contact me I'll show you the proofs and ways to recognize one

Mesmerize:
let me know what?
That mr JT is no more than 5inches?

&FYI, I lay down the rules, not you!!
nothing's happening tonight or nay other

lay down d rules?? says who and if you say 5inches is too small _{although its 6} trust me i can support with the 2 reservoir and if it's not enough what are my fingers waiting for

Cayon:
Church members (ladies) wearing short skirts under their asses and coming to church. not decent

that's what you and your partner argue about

Mesmerize:

you sef, what do u know?

Cayon:
my sister say if his hymen is still intact

i never knew males have hymen too hymen ko hyena ni

Mesmerize:
hisss, wetin you know sef? no be only chop chop

come to my room tonight then i'll let you into what i know agreed?

@post i have another idea
probably if his JT is too straight without curvature and the entrance( the tap) from the face cap is too wide

Mesmerize:
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!!!
whaaaaaaaaaaat
who is a flirt?
Who is Dr. Kitaun? Dr. Sexy or w/e u call him?

I dnt flirt o. . .

eya, you want me to give you a back massage for the back pain?
The agbo is suppose to elp restore you in seome other way

Mesmerize:
Yes . . .when he acts like a dork in front of a naked woman

thats not enough, some guys that are non-virgins turn to jelly at the site of a naked woman _{even some in here(NL)}
@ post
I have no idea and there's this hot chick that claims to be a virgin and says she needs a virgin maybe if i get a good answer here who knows

Mesmerize:
Eya, you're resuming next week? when did your break start?

Some peeps just post fot the fun of it and never even come back to see the reply!

Eya, osede lati bise? pele? let me go and cook u sth abi?
lo mu agbo ati bitter leaf, it'll help restore your energy

with your romance with Drkitaun, toyin u too flirt well that would be nice sha but what about the agbo

ikamefa:





Bombs!


Bombs

bombs errwhere! " "

^{police ehhhhh!, police ehhhhhhhhh! @ topic is committing murder ohhh!}

the guy na one of the remaining bin laden's boys

Mesmerize:
Have you noticed the kind of post people make this summer since school's over?

There was a funny thread I just read today "Men are naturally handsome" and "I just had 3 party in 2 days"

tell me that no be boredom!

hahahahahaha boredom don kill them true true, thank God i dey resume nextweek, i haven't seen those threads but they're so stupid i wonder what they were thinking before posting. anyways so what's happening tonight? i'm back from work and so tired

Mesmerize:
I noticed!
oje apologize fun mi kia kia!!
I saw u posting and then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (offline). .

LOL!! Am fine o, just wanting to hear some Nairaland gossip jare!!
So did u get my money ready?

your money is ready, but as they say money for hand, back for ground and why this

Mesmerize:
lmao!!
hahahahahahhahahhahahahahha

that's killing

Boredom don kill pesin!!

j-girl's this your signature

Mesmerize:
hey you!!
how body?

body dey i slept off last nite how you?

Mesmerize:
lmao!!
hahahahahahhahahhahahahahha

Boredom don kill pesin!!

i meant a Nigerian bank account

Mesmerize:
no be me n you. . I got peepz in Ikere I seriously dnt want to see
am not from Ado o, just reside there
se oman ibi ti Ikun Ekiti wa?

$9,000? haba, that's not much na, usually I ask for $15,000, good thing I like u sef. I dey give you discount you dey form? hiss

nope i only know Ikere Ekiti, Ado Ekiti and Ekiti kete though i've never been there which one of them are u from?
as per the money, dont worry just go and open an account,i'll send it to you when you get there.

Mesmerize:
Send me for wetin? Me I dey go str8 to Ado on same day. . .then to my other town. . .
If you wan send me, I'll nedd $9,000 for the journey

no be me dash u estival o!!

what is this estival, u just christen me sharply $9,000 for what? you wan go moon?
anyway, you go help me collect one white thingy like raw cow milk, u know? from there hail all my ado people o and you fit check my village for ikere because i need some okere

Mesmerize:
Well, am goin next year! Have to
se o moh nkan ti sukuru nje ni?
haba! Estival!!! This your name is funny sha

toyin you no serious , na you give me name

sukuru is school o let me know before you go so that i can send you to my grandfather in the village

Mesmerize:
maa fe eyin nibe.
eya pele. . bawo ni shukuru e?
I wnt find you o, you suppose dey find me na!
When am I going? Soon enough, but can't tell anyone sha!
Dnt want anyone sending "juju" after me

shukuru is so funny
mo ti wa e si everywhere and pls i want to send you prayers not juju

Mesmerize:
Of course I like it now!
Love my brothers/ sisters. . .as long as you dnt act like a yankee, bird shit filled up the brain like so so UKers
So how far na?
You don forget me till today?
Bros, something must have been wrong with ya

you've been changing your ID, its so difficult finding you that way ever since toyinrayo. i've been busy with work and school. you no find me sef plus when are you finally going to Ekiti

Mesmerize:
See this!
Nonsense!
I'll let you go around calling yourself Yoruba, but dnt u dare call yourself ekiti if you dnt know yoruba!! you be yankee

I'm Ekiti wether you like it or not

Mesmerize:
se ofe try mi ni?
Mo wa pa o!!

I said am not begging you anymore. . time for me to do my own shakara!

i meant if it's good not if you're good olodo