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Mesmerize:
What does my looks have to do with me teaching you. hey I got ugly@$$ prof, am not complaining. As long as I learn sth.

You know, I dnt care anymore. . you're the one that has to beg me to teach you now! No more shakara from you, just becuz I asked $200 for each sec. hiss!

to ba wapa is if it's good and not about you, you see you're not even capable of teaching me

Mesmerize:
sharrap dia. . se spinach lo fi man ra bata ati asho?
awe, funmi lowo mi jere ( abi awa ekiti se nso)

let me see what you've got first, to ba wapa, then ama negotiate

Mesmerize:
I knew what joko meant jor! Was just wondering na?
So, ibo loti fe kabere? nibo? nigbawo?
Moti ready lati ko e, shugbo, ko free o!
Money, greens, bling bling, w/e

bere si anywhere ko matter and as par greens, i gat spinach

Mesmerize:
ewo ni joko na? se nkan to mean ni ye?
Oga o, let me give u a little in the Yoruba lang.
Mabo, boya mole ko e ni yoruba meji tabi meta!

oya mo ti duro now and joko ni sit na??

Mesmerize:
Talo so fun e wipe mi moh? I so do!!
Ok, let me test you, what doe sit mean? This is your test o

joko what else??

Mesmerize:
lmao!
wan pemi ni toyin, wan pe e ni Estival, tani yoruba ni nu awa mejeji?

Estival ko carnival ni Toyin ti ko mo meaning mogbo ko mo gbo ni. you this ibo yoruba

Mesmerize:
Se o da e loju wipe omo yoruba ni e?
Yoruba e le o. . .kilon so?

i said mo gbo ko mo gbo ni, are u sure you're yoruba?

Mesmerize:
I am not from Abi jo. . .it's just an example.

but I can still translate " mi gbo nne kwan chuki"

mi gbo ko mogbo ni

Mesmerize:
Hey, I can tell you that am from ABIA NOW. . .HOW WILL YOU PROOF ME WRONG OR RIGHT?

ok what part of Abia and please translate "I'm a correct Ibo girl from Abia state"

Mesmerize:
Please abeg, I no want Nairaland popularity! That one na insults jare!! awan were lo poh sibi!
Ok, am trying your ekiti style, proof to me you're omo ekiti

kila ofi seyi si o ekiti kete _{original okere ekiti man}

Mesmerize:
dammit!!! and here I was thinking you wnt notice
and when did you turn ekiti? opuro buruku!
hiss!! you this aboki boy

why wont i notice, you're the most popular ekiti girl on nairaland
dont try my Ekiti kete skills o

Mesmerize:
I'll let you peeps know when he becomes my lover

@saucekid
kiss my ekiti bum

Morenike you and your changing skills, toyirayo,morenike,techiness and now Mesmerize? _{u be chameleon?}

ibkaye:
roflmao you don't understand, nevermind

or is the name so complicated don't worry i can understand, even if if it wont enter the computer wholly, divide it into several parts and send them separately atleast i know no name is too difficult for ekiti guy like me

ibkaye:
lol
call me? nah, baby mii is just a name i like, not that i call anyone that

so that means your hubby doesnt have a pet name for u? _{tell me now so i can christen you with immediate alacrity}

michelin89:
Sofa you put "only", everything goes!

michelin89:
The only cockroach in my wardrobe!

@michelin what about the only bedbug in my bed or the only goat in my barn  

ibkaye:
yeah, those are nice also, but i still prefer 'baby mii'

so what does he call you and that means if i call you olomii, you will be mine _{*if na so olomii olomii olomii olomii olomi*}

ibkaye:
baby mii baby mii baby mii baby mii

olo mi olo mi olowo ori mi

no be today abeg

@ post

GOAT

chase them back na abi you u no fit do and pls lets see your picture abi wetin una think?

creamkele:
Well Since OYINYE's name is much more than other chics names in this thread, then i suggest she should post her image,

What do u guys think?

Well Beauteous since u think these chics are pretty What about u? arent u pretty??

her mirror reflects wowo shrek

what if the hard to get gets too hard?

IF you like a guy and you're sure he likes you, give in if not easily because i see no point in playing the hard to get game when eventually you know you're still going to end up with him besides you could use the hard to get time to study him more, it doesnt mean you have to start sleeping with him immediately and even when you play the hard to get game for a year, it still doesnt reveal the real him

thats not right meeeen
imagine when you have started action with the girl and she's like "you sure you're in"and you're like "yeah my d**k is in" and then she's like "hmm ok but i feel nothing pls just put everything including the two reservours with fingering to support inside pls" how would you feel my guy??

stillwater:
David are you mad?

I don't want you to vomit.

i like your sincerity, you're my kind of woman