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Me
https://virus-machine.net/images/monkey-hillary.jpg

my eye no deceive, i knew it was you. so cute, will you marry me so that we can born orangutan

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dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you find me come here again ok o

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ahhhh!! why should I even be surprise?
na only food dey your mind!
5:00am friend chicken
5:10 am fried rice
5:15 am The whole fridge

Na so hunger reach? That's why I can't take you out oh, na the whole restaurant go run out of business

why are you embarrassing me na

drunken bull

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hmmmm. . .and here I tot it was stolen by you, but if you say it was the other guy, who am I to disagree?
Yep, it was a bloody hat!

of course, i have it heart with me, i almost cooked it with my chicken meal last night

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He stole what?
my hat or my cap? I dnt wear hats so he couldn't have stolen one

your hat na, your precious heart of course

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I know who I am ok? leave that as it is

You need to settle for #2 or else. . .

hmmmmmmm ok o if you say so controversial ekiti girl. i ain't gonna settle for no2 _{just because he stole your hat}

what makes you think you're from Ekiti the fact that you spent half of your life doesn't make you a native of Ekiti so find your root _{maybe in the jungle with lots of trees}
i insist, i don't settle for less

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No he's not
He is number one my best friend
wetin concern you eh? I can't appreciate God's beauty work on him?
Lord, thank you for creating men like him, not the baboons left in Nigeria
Dreeldee, say Amen!

so why then do you claim Ekiti and who is this baboon claiming no1 you're talking about

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hahahhaha!
which bobo? na you dash me bobo? oya, who is he o?
he's not from ekiti period
na me you dey insult about me origin? olori pankere bi tie? you dey insult my mom

Forget it!! you're #10

lmao heheheh na me be olori pankere your dad is not from ekiti oya pls i'm very sorry, who dey take no1 if not that bobo

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Sth very important was stolen. And I'll have me revenge
you dropped to #3 b/c of your shakara
Now beg me so I can bring your # up! you can only be #2 o
my dad is not from where u're from so we dnt have same dad, psycho

who knows maybe my dad migrated to ikere ekiti _{or na lie dem tell you about your origin sef}

oya na please make i come first, you just wan put your bobo for first anyhow sha God dey

you're joking, you berra go to the joke section now, what was stolen from a whole judge like you and why did i drop from 2nd to third now mabami shere yen o. besides toyin tell me what feature of your dad i got, you're possibly that child my oldman dey get outside

by the way, what features? _{oya start to dey name}

no way mi ogba

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I've seen, ok, I'll give you the second handsome man on Nairaland as of yet

No offense, you have some features of my dad, hope we no be siblings

no way i no dey settle for second, na me be first
features of your dad ke, are u my lost sister

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I should be feeling lucky?

are u sure you have see _saw

after the eye surgery to ba ti wo to, let me know o so that i can remove it before them start my topic tomorrow

you're the only lucky girl to have seen my pix o, oye ko gba award o

@ stillwater

it's me oh, are you interested

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I did not o. . .that one na morenike
But you were wearing sunshades na

na because of that eye i dey wear sunshade na ;Di wonder if that's really me
check this out to be sure https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-145239.32.html

contestant no1 is the winner so you all go have your seats

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are you sure?

Nothing oh, nothing at all. . can't a girl ask a question? oga o

i thought you saw me once on pics or don't u remember

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You didn't answer my question on the other thread, dreeldee

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-145049.64.html

yeah it's me , any problem

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It's a yoruba movie, dnt think you can understand it o

of course i'll especially if it's translated so have u finished with the movie?

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LOL!! Mo nwo [b]SAWOROIDE [/b]for the 7th time I love that movie, gotz to get the part two

the name is so weird and how do u get the movies

mohot welcome on board and are u really that hot _{a result of d hot weather} cux i'm also on fire which makes it too of us

ki lo ruko e