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Mesmerize:
ashewo

Mesmerize:
men with hairy nose

oporoko fish, go to the women section na by force

Gamine:
nitro ko c4 ni
Men dnt b shy, its ok 2 admit your shortcomings

i'll admit when you've decided to luv me for whom i am

_{gamineoo my garri site abegi}

CARUSO:
chai see as u like man reach?!

man-wrapper, na everywhere man dey u sef wan dey show face, kilode!

them take man swear for u?

go check yourself ooo before man dabaru your head finish

exactly u brought that outta ma mouth

Mesmerize:
If you get head like my own, you'll get men chasing you, ok?

thank God, i'm fortunate to be with my kind of head then

Mesmerize:
@post
I hate potbelly men. .

common go to the women section

Mesmerize:
Hon, we already got a topic like that. see your head

like ya own

CH3COO:
se na 3 pack abi na 3 folds abi love handle.

all of them join

What are the disgusting features that turns you off in lady

my list


1 flat buttocks
2 flat chest
3 excess fat
4 muscular
5 thick voice
6 hairy chest
7 heavy make ups
8 stretch marks
9 BO

etc

ladies with hairy chest

Mesmerize:
My night was fabulous jare

Go to naija nad you'll see what I meant by gorilla head

and ladies also developing goat head too

Mesmerize:
too bad you got pink lips eh?

yeah that's why we say you ladies got insatiable desires

Gamine:
Shoot you as in Shot Gun.

if you're gonna do that then you ladies should be blown with C4s and Nitrogen bombs

Mesmerize:
eh en?

en

stillwater:
A perfectly groomed pot belly
A man with a big butt
Hairy chests
Red or yellow eyes
Pink lips
Dark lips
Too much muscles
Skinny legs

what's pink lips, i thought they are sexy since you got dark too, so what kind of lips are u looking for, white or green

Mesmerize:
dnt start wit me this morn?
you already got me angry yest. you ayamantaga


Oops, afternoon jare

greetings after christening me how was your nite

and seriously, what's with the gorilla's head thingamajig

Mesmerize:
lmao!!


@post
arrrrrg!!!

Let's start with that dark dark tar skin. . look, I know bleaching skin is not healthy, but plz, try to make an exception. When women say they love chocolate men, they dnt mean they love burnt pie. ok?

lankiness. . tall guys are sexy, but tall and no meat is just gross. you people look like walking toothpicks

long hair, we understand white people having long hair, but a Nigerian man with long hair is a no no. that's gross, make the barber your best friend

and plz, what's up with the gorilla shaped head, is God punishing you guys or what? no, seriously!

excuse me, what's up with the potbelly? why do you think gyms were built? or you no get leg to run

dried lips. . arrrrrrrrrrrrrg!! why wouldn't you be wondering why no one wants to kiss you. No, it's not because she's allergic to kissing, she's just allergic to you!

what's with the elf ears? did you have your own little Peter Pan adventure? confess o!



more later

what are u talkin about miss Orangutan

ima1:
their privates because they can't keep it in their pants

that's an internal feature _{wetin u find go der}

Gamine:
i can fall ten times, as far as i rise up again to fall no more.

lol.

GUYS EH!!!! don't u just want to SHOOT them

what will you be thinking falling that much after falling 10x, you might get bruised and too weak to stand up

shoot us as in AK47

Mesmerize:
same goes for the guys. .

taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

CARUSO:
u go halla baba

for online? omo them fit post u ricin oo!

no try am!!!

how u dey? me sef need garri badly so hola if u get some, cheers dude

I dey tight mehn, na just garri dey do me for here now

Gamine:
One of which people?

The site, man i cnt get to it ryt now. . .

one of those falling over and over again _{ok holla at me when you get it}

TOH:
Dont be ridiculous

The dudes on the list. Do you think they have these titles tattooed to their heads or something? isnt it when girls go out with these urchin that they realize what they ended up with and the smart ones end up running away eventually? I mena some of the "characteristics" are quite obvious after like a week or two, some take a while before you see the dude is a worthless mess.

You live and learn.

i agree with ya that it isn't pasted on the forehead and the results are the so many failed marriages and broken relationships these days but how smart can ya'll get once beaten, twice shy, i wonder how many times ladies are beaten to the game nowadays.

Gamine:
Dre, lol, i tot it worked!

Some people will fall all the time
All people will fall sometimes

its life.

The guys can't deny what they see in the mirror
except he is a mad man

Ok and I hope you're not one of those people. _{so what's the correct garri site again, i need am badly}

Mesmerize:
because some of us are not homosexual, ok?

Not ok, because according to the post

Now, I’m not saying the world is full of just these 15 types of men, no sir. There the eligible, downright, honest, proud-to-be your man type of brothas

since you already know the characteristics of these types of men, then you need not be a homosexual because you should be able to differentiate, why then don't you use the information at hand to look for the "good ones"

Gamine:
Its life.
Some people are bound to fall.

unfortunately, not once but severally, when will this "some people" learn

_{gamine you gave me a fake garri website}

I believe these are observations of several women experiences. If you all know this much about we men, how then do you still fall for one if not all this categories of men

please where and how can i order Garri online, any idea

rudeboiz and rudegurlz wuz happening er?

Mesmerize:
rotfl. .
na wa for ekiti men o
well, am not looking for a hubby

what about ekiti men, nawah for ekiti women sef _{uche,david daniel,stephen,paulo etc}

ariblaze:
@stillwater

i know , but i wanted hers

and now for involving yourself i want yours too

please what are we wanting here

Mesmerize:
Am not stopping you for looking around for one o.

i'm looking for one in you

Mesmerize:
you make me confused
what shot?

photograph

mesme i'm looking for a wifey

this is getting out of hand . David abeg leave am, and you aunty, you try small



_{even if you no fine, no add vex join the face}

Mesmerize:

you're always confused

onyinye2:
ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION ALL NAIRALANDERS!! IM REPORTING ALL THE WAY FROM HOUSTON,TX. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU ALL. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION OF A NEW DISEASE. IT IS SPREADING THROUGH THE MALES FASTER THAN EXPECTED. AT THIS MOMENT THERE IS NO CURE BUT THERE ARE TREATMENTS. THEY INCLUDE DAILY BEAT DOWNS BY ONYINYE AND INTENSIVE THERAPY. THE DISEASE IS CALLED



BITCHASSENESS!!!!


SO PLEASE STAY CLEAR OF DAVID WHO IS A VICTIM OF THIS DISEASE.

are u sure you're okay

Mesmerize:
why are you checking out my behind?
do you see me looking dwn there?

i wonder what you was thinking when that shot was taken

cescky:









y'all shld go to sleep,
mermerise lets go?

sorry o brova