₦airaland Forum

davidylan:
Nella, i'm not sleepy o jare.
Ah see REAL gorgeous chics eyeing me and person with secondary school pisshur is making noise. Comot dia!

that girl suppose dey listen to bedtime stories now

@post

no big deal, count yourself luck when you meet girls who would be begging a suya mallam for a look

Mesmerize:
lmao!

what's laughing your big ass off

StephenP:
Wait, WTF??

u neba see anything

Mesmerize:
love to you is a quickie on the beach

or in my bedroom while standing and holding the mirror

Mesmerize:
So this is what I get from you?
this is my than you?
oniranu

thats how i show my luv

cooldude62:
you didnt dissapoint her

CARUSO:
waka down your street and knock each door
ask how many of them don comot for florida before?
u see person wey wan carry u comot for florida on top private jet via london to harare, zimbabwe
u no wan go

them go give us chieftaincy title there u know, Baale and Iyalaje of Zimbabwe, me and u!

them go even dash us man-servant when we dey come back

it would be good, cmon make we go!

if she no go zimbabwe, carry am go darfur there u go even spend less

Mesmerize:
what else did I expect from you?

and what is that supposed to mean ?

@post

insert the CD into the system and format her hard drive

echelon:
Quite touching.

This is not encouraging to us singles

exactly my brova,

@post being married doesn't mean everything between you and your spouse will be smooth all the time, life itself is rough and this might just be your trying period, take the pain and weather the storm. take your time, don't lose the trust needed to hold your marriage, not for 300 bucks, not anything. exercise a lot of patience and try to see him and talk with him to find out what the problem really is. Divorce shouldn't be on your mind now, your marriage is still young.

best of luck

spikedcylinder:
Thank you jare, me and you we are in our own exclusive club, don't mind those so called fine people!

abi o, but pls no marry another wowo o, lest save the next generation from eternal woe and regrets

gabrywyl:
People ask me if the Devil is ugly, I say Nope, just intimidating and people ask me is a boy with two face ugly I said Nope, Its still a face and its not like I will go blinded looking at it so if all that is not ugly, what more the rest of the world. I think its all part of God's work of Art!

Dont you think so Bro?

the devil is quite good looking if you've seen him before _{i wonder how you also found out he's intimidating} some people are not the devil and some are not 2 faced _{there's always a 2face to every thing anyway +fine - ugly} or having any kind of medical problems whatsoever but just plain ugly, you need to come to nigeria _{omobaba,obj n co} to know what i'm talking about even there in malaysia

girlsoswit:
Maybe your girl4rnd can be in d betta position 4 that,

no vex na _{afterall no be me choose u}

@poster Mr rotten sausage head man, you don't have to ridicule such sensitive issue you need to get a better job _{if you have one}

boxers for me, boyshorts for her




_{* meeehn look at that guy's artillery*}

with true e-luv, it sure will work out

Maybe you're his missing rib _{he needs his ribs complete to get cured}

tell her to contact me through my email address dreeldee@myroom.com for advise against such _{so peeps like this still exist}

spikedcylinder:
Is that really you dreldee? If so, your eyes are "promising".
I'm sure i am the ugliest girl on this forum o but God dey sha.

thanks spiky for admitting your wowoness, makes it 2 of us, you're now no 2

dre101:
Dreeldee, if that's really your picture, then you are not bad only for your timorous eyes and capacious mouth

Ok dr dre, can i marry your sis with my timaya "timorous" eyes and what's your position please _{no cover up with praises}

gabrywyl:
dreeldee,
Ugly nairalander? Oh No. . . Ugly is not in my dictionary.

_{*shakes head hmm "she no know wetin she dey talk"} don't worry gabrywl, take a trip to nigeria you'll know whether ugly dey or not

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Memi:
I don't think men or women should marry, because the woman becomes pregnant, I think it actually just makes things more complicated, a man still can provide and take care of his child without marrying the woman , its a very good question, I'm curious to see what everybody else thinks. Here in Florida,men here are beaten down with child support.Before they get their paychecks money is taken out for their child/children.If they don't pay they are not allowed to drive, if caught they are arrested and taken to court, whatever valuable possesions they have they give it to the woman in court. The child support continues to mount as they stay unemployed. If you have a passport or visa its revoked until the man pays all his fees to the court and to the woman. T[b]aking care of your children in the US is serious business[/b] it can ruin your life.

exactly what i was going to say. lmao!! your last phrase reminds me of dmt, a mobile toilet company's adverts back in naija "shit business is serious business"

Jackal:
Make that after 8!!!!!
Over me dead body. . . . . .I'd rather be a monk.


How can a full-blooded young man NOT respond to stimuli.
Babes, blood flow in me veins, not apple juice.

funny so are u saying single mothers should remain single just because they got a child outta wedlock? you're leaving absolutely no chance for them and if every man is having same view as yours, then who's gonna marry them i thought the world had gone beyond this

Mesmerize:
but then I loff you na.
you're too fyn to lose!

Uche. . you're out!

uche out so fast,u're harsh i lof u too o

Mesmerize:
We're over. . Uche's in!

I'm sorry my prayer was finally answered, _{*kneels down to pray how i luv thee o Lord*}