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Godada:



Op, your English is not just terrible but laughable.


Like I advised before in another thread but with a similar matter:


Drop out of school. From your expression, it's obvious your need to spend more time out of school.

Preferably earning money to feed your girlfriend and the new baby. I suggest truck pushing.

Your excess energy should be creatively employed in pushing loads not pounding püssy.

Gather your family members, it's time to get yourself a wife. Upgrade that girlfriend after all she be wife material. So you can keep screwing her without fear or favour

Rent a house, the baby should have a roof over its head.


Make more babies.

Best advice

7victor:
[s]Maybe the girl who first died, after she realized how beautiful, peaceful and joyful the spirit world is, came and called her friend to join her over there.


I read somewhere in a book where someone had a Near Death Experience (NDE)

He met a friend who had died.The friend told him that there was a vacancy in the spirit world and he had decided to bring him to fill the post because of the love he had for the friend.


It was stated in the book that sometimes, someone would die,few moments (minutes/days/weeks/months) later,his friend or relation would also die,


because the other person who first died, after he or she found out how joyous, beautiful and peaceful the spirit world is,he or she would organize for his or her friend or relation to join him or her over there.

That is why the other person also died soon afterwards.


Sometimes,it surprises you that people in the same profession or organization will be dying one after the other within a short time.


Sometimes it is in a family. A mother died. As preparations were ongoing for her burial, the son died suddenly one night.


There is one woman in my village who began insisting that her dead friend was calling her to join her in the spirit world.


Soon afterwards, she died.




I have a book called The Eternal Journey.


It details so many of such instances from NDE.


It illuminates the fact that sometimes a very good person (with a profession like a doctor, teacher and etc) can suddenly die, because he or she is required in the spirit world to continue his profession.

Over there, doctors are needed to attend to so many wounded souls.

So many people may leave this life wounded.

So doctors are required to help them over there, according to some Near Death Experience accounts.

I can't forget in a hurry the sudden death of two medical doctors who were very good and caring people.


They were so good that sometimes,they used their money to buy drugs for patients.

They speak to you with so much love.

BUT WHATEVER HAPPENS, WHATEVER IS YOUR BELIEF, KNOW THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU TO GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE.

BELIEVE IN HIM, CALL UPON HIM, AND SHOW LOVE TO PEOPLE ALWAYS.[/s]

Bull.......shit!

When you were requesting the loan, did you ask anyone for advice? Why must you wait till the dying minutes of the day before you pay back a loan you happily collected and agreed to the terms and conditions of repayment?

Don't litter with unnecessary topics, kid.

FutureIsFemale:
Ever heard of sperm donors?

Im sure the sperm donors are female... Ozuo

What a stupid topic

The gods here prefer virgin blood, human head, goat head, Kai kai

Vegetarian gods

What a stupid topic

Too much English.

Just dial #31# before the number you want to dial. E.g #31#0809003xxxx

That's not a telegram link, motherfucker

If I say VA, you say NI, another man say TY Omo na you sabi....


VA

No be only Lexus, Na census.

someone that his name ends with "ari" will not like this. In fact, he is already distracted by this news at the conference he currently is.

I no call name o. Don't quote me.

CryptoClub2018:
I want to believe that I am in a worst situation than you are, at the moment, I owe 75% of the loan apps on play store starting from; Sokoloan 35k, Gocash 69k, Fastcash 32k, xcredit 38k, Lcredit 17k, creditall 10k, GGmoney 16k, Hcredit 32k,Opay 8k, Cashpal 18k, Ajelon 14k, loannaira 7k,Quick check 24k, Branch 80k, allacredit 18k, Papacash 5k, Fair money 13k, Migo 6k, 9credit 23k, N-cash 23k,carbon 102k, sycamore 175k,kashkash 13k, I/money 14k, Easycredit 16k, Nairaplus 18k, next credit 7k, imoney 4k, palm credit 19k, cashlion 4k, cashsea 14k, nodcredit 4k,easymoni 6k and cashcredit 16k.
I receive nothing less than 70 calls on a daily basis. And I don't have a job yet. I don't even know how to pay this money. They have also finished me through derogatory messages to my contacts but we meave

Funny thing about goats like you is that most of this money you're owing was used to _fuck ashewo.

Just use yourself for ritual

Red flag.

mannatech:
Saying so before or after I scolded her won't take anything from her. That's courtesy and a lot of Nigerians lack that.

Correction na serious fight cuz no one likes it but still won't do the correct thing

See this idiot. You scolded someone but you're still demanding courtesy, where was your courtesy in scolding or don't you know the meaning of scolding? Hay God. I don't think you were in a hurry to get to your destination Sha. Na why

Seniority and claiming right inside bus? Shey your head correct so?

It's your own laziness that ruined your life. Stop blaming virtual betting. No one forced you into it. Virtual gaming was on its own and you chose to spend money on it instead of being productive. Now you're asking for help. How about you suffer the consequences of your foolishness. There's always a consequence for everything under the sun. Embrace yours

Dilemma00:
Hi guys, I'm in a dilemma right now and since I didn't have anyone to ask or confide in, I had to post this here. I couldn't post this in the job section because my account is new. Kindly read to the end before commenting.

So I just got a job offer from one of the top 3 banks in Nigeria, I've been given documents to print and fill and also given a resumption date. But I'm a bit worried it may end badly. My CV states that I'm single, but I'll be showing up to this job 3 months pregnant. I submitted months notice at my present job because if didn't resign and they found out about my pregnancy, I'd have been fired eventually (missionary org).

My dad coerced me to apply for this banking job last month (I didn't want to because of the pregnancy and single mum tag), but I had to because I didn't want to seem like I was lazy and not making efforts to assist my family (he would have known if I didn't apply), also wasn't hopeful about the job or expecting an offer so I just applied.

So you could imagine my shock when I got a job offer email days ago.

I currently live and work in a different state from my parents so I've not told them about the pregnancy because I'm in a messed up situation. I had the opportunity to abort but my conscience and conviction wouldn't let me, so I insisted on keeping the baby even when my so called boyfriend warned and threatened me to get rid of him/her. Anyway, summary is that he's not going to be part of our lives. Imagine telling my parents this cr@p. That's not the major issue because I know I'd eventually tell me parents.

I'm happy about this job, I'm not worried about my competency as a pregnant lady, I'm good at what I do and I adapt swiftly to any job role no matter the conditions. I'm just worried about how the bank will react. A single and pregnant lady showing up for a new position, the controversy and all that.

Please advise me on what to do from your experience as a bank staff or someone who's witnessed such a situation. Also, do banks have rules concerning things like that?

Thanks.

Fucking_ anyhow has consequences. Bear the consequences Nwanne. Your body, your choice, your dilemma.

A queen and more...

Scammer extraordinaire... The idiot can't even pretend to be humble. It's your gullible, daily ajo congregants I blame. Funding your yahoo boy lifestyle... Nonsense and isiewu

Felicity001:


Believe that guy at your own peril

boss Make we believe you?

neptlyfeda:
Yes as long as it’s in good condition and yes it doesn’t matter if you are a woman or a man as long as you have a valid driver’s license you are welcome to bolt or Uber platforms

If Na man ask the question una go say make he go read from the last 2000 pages Toto power

Don't quote me.

Echereobiaify:
Good morning my ogas, please what should I do? I got this message

Youre safe. That message always comes on btw 12am and 4am evry day. Nothing is wrong

Pls don't quote me. You will be banned

Idiot.

He'll start earning dickocurrency soon


Quote me and get banned.

Goodnews

Nothing black anywhere. Nothing special about his death.

The most insultive administration yet. Always insulting instead of winning over. The hen will come home to roost

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