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RomanceRe: May Is Masturbation Month. So Here Are 6 Ways Masturbation Makes You Healthy by Drksly(op): 9:47pm On May 09, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin none.
zainabfidelity:
Nice one, bt how many times do u do it in a week op?
RomanceRe: May Is Masturbation Month. So Here Are 6 Ways Masturbation Makes You Healthy by Drksly(op): 9:44pm On May 09, 2017
@toragema, this is a scientific post, and if you had read with the intention of understanding and not to reply, u wud ve seen d facts n not evil spirits. and to all others that care to comment, pls if you ve a superior argument to disprove the facts above, do bring it on lets read, rather than spill blood because ur school of tot is different.
RomanceMay Is Masturbation Month. So Here Are 6 Ways Masturbation Makes You Healthy by Drksly(op): 6:59pm On May 09, 2017
In case you didn’t know, May is Masturbation Month, which means it’s time to get your right hand busy, gentlemen. It’s an entire month dedicated to jerking off, and we should all be celebrating it.

A long, long time ago, masturbation was thought to be a sinful and horrible activity that somehow caused unlikely health problems, such as blindness, acne, and hemorrhoids. Haha. It’s funny how wrong that is.

And even recently, anti-masturbation advocates have been arguing that rubbing one out makes you weaker, uninterested in your partner, and kinda sorta ruins your life, therefore you should never, ever masturbate. Ugh, lame.

But luckily, we have science on our side, and we can confidently crush any rumors that say masturbation is bad for you. Thanks to scientific research, we have a lot of data that proves masturbating has a lot of health benefits, and is really, really good for you, despite what naysayers believe.

So, in honor of Masturbation Month, here are six reasons why you should treat yourself to a nice five-fingered grip, all backed by science.

1. It makes you happy.
As you already know, getting off feels great, and in turn, it brightens your mood! When you rub one out, your brain gets treated to a delicious cocktail of neurotransmitters including dopamine and oxytocin, which lifts your mood and makes you feel happy and satisfied

“An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says clinical sexologist Dr. Gloria Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasm looks like a heroin addict’s.”

Hmm...in case that “heroin addict” comparison freaked you out a little, let me put your worries to rest – a heroin addict’s brain gets flooded with dopamine when they shoot up, which is why they feel so incredible when they’re high. So basically, orgasms are basically like heroin, but it’s totally legal and you won’t overdose and don’t die or anything, which is cool.

2. It helps you last longer.
You already know that round two lasts longer than the first time around, right? Right. So it only makes sense that masturbating before having sex will help you have a lot more control, so you can effectively avoid the I-touched-a-boob-and-I-liked-it situation.

“[Masturbating] an hour before a date will give you more control,” Brame says, suggesting indulging in a little self-love is the best way to get ready for a date.

3. It keeps the cold and flu away.
According to hormone specialist Dr. Jennifer Landa, jerking off temporarily increases your production of the stress hormone, cortisol, which is crucial for your ability to react to everyday stress, and in small doses, it helps regulate and maintain immunity.

“Masturbation can produce the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” Landa says, suggesting an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

4. It prevents cancer.
Fun fact: not ejaculating regularly can give you cancer, which is why you should masturbate more often.

When you don’t ejaculate regularly, the fluid in your prostate becomes stagnant and full of gnarly viruses and bacteria, which can lead to a bunch of serious health problems, including cancer. And nobody wants cancer – especially down there.

Researchers from the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health discovered that twenty-something men who ejaculated at least 21 times a month were 19 percent less likely to develop prostate cancer, and in 40-year olds, that number jumped to 22 percent. Another study also found that men who jerked off over five times a week were 33 percent less likely to develop prostate cancer.

In all honesty, I think that’s reason enough to rub one out a couple times a week. You know, to keep the plumbing happy.

5. It helps you sleep better.
You know how you get super sleepy right after you orgasm, and you basically knock out into a comatose slumber? Well, there’s a reason for that. As I said earlier, when you orgasm, your brain releases a solid amount of feel-good hormones and neurotransmitters, which makes you feel hella happy, as well as hella sleepy.

Plus, right after you blow your load, your prefrontal cortex, which is basically command central of your brain, slows to a glacial pace and allows you to forget all bothersome thoughts and worries and happily drift off into the land of golden slumbers.

Nighty night!

6. It makes your erections extra hard.
I’m sorry to say, but there’s an unfortunate universal truth that as you get older, your entire body loses muscle tone. And sadly, this includes your penis and everything around it.

That said, masturbating puts your pelvic floor muscles to work and strengthens them, effectively preventing erectile dysfunction and incontinence. So, the more you jerk off, the better your boners will be! And you’ll avoid peeing a little when you sneeze, so it’s a win-win.

“It keeps the angle of your dangle perky,” says Brame, suggesting if you don’t use it, you lose it.

Happy Masturbation Month, my friends.

C/O Maxim
RomanceMagun And Penile Captivus. Birds Of Different Feathers by Drksly(op): 1:06pm On Apr 30, 2017
MAGUN AND PENILE CAPTIVUS.
Both birds, but of different feathers.

Case 1. About a year ago, the Oyo State Police command in Eleyele, Ibadan, arrested two men for killing a 42yro woman. The suspects claimed the woman was afflicted with a legendary African curse known as MAGUN.
One of the suspect claimed that after he had intercourse with the woman, that she started vomiting, fell down, somersaulted and died, so he decided to behead her and cut off her two hañds.

Case 2. Nairobi Kenya. A crowd gathered around a house where a man and a woman were stucked during a sexual encounter in 2012.
It was reported that the woman's​ husband placed MAGUN on the wife.
Both parties were however freed after some prayers and the man involved agreeing to pay 20000 Kenyan shillings ($225).

Penile CAPTIVUS as defined by the international society for sexual medicine (ISSM) is a condition that ocçurs when a man is unable to withdraw his penis from a woman's​ vagina due to orgasmic pelvic muscular contractions against n engorged penis.
This is very rare in humans, although few cases ve been noted.
In 1933 Walter Stoeckel in a gynecological manual speculated that this condition affects only adulterous couples engaged in illicit sex, that fear of getting caught may contribute to the force of the woman's​ contraction resulting​ in severe vaginismus. Though recent reports of possible events across Nigeria, Kenya, Malawi, Zimbabwe have been seen among adulterous couples, this view is no longer held by modern day scholars.

MAGUN is a Yoruba term which literally mean "do not climb" or "do not touch".
It is a legendary curse or spell invoked on unfaithful partners by their suspecting spouse. It is believed that if a person afflicted with this curse has illicit sexual intercourse, either the man or the woman or both parties will suffer in any of the following ways
1. The victim will crow like a cock or vomit blood (o ma ke bi adiye)

2. The victim keeps drinking water till death (Omi orun)

3. The male geñitals gets stuck in the female (won lepo)

Modern science has tried to disprove this çlaim, especially the 3rd outcome of getting stuck. Citing penile CAPTIVUS and post coital stroke as possible reasons, but most African people especially some traditional Yorubas do not believe in post coital stroke.
Victims are often subjected to intimidation, abuse and physical assault.
In one incident recently at Iwowo in Ogun state were the both parties died after illicit sex, a police officer said "I think it must be MAGUN placed on the woman by either the husband or someone else.

Most people often confuse MAGUN with penile CAPTIVUS, and in West Africa were most shortcomings are often attributed to some spiritual gymnastics, one may often pass medical problems as being spiritual, hence the refusal to seek medical help, which often results in death of the said party.
One the question as to why a man can't​ place MAGUN on his girlfriend, a voodoo specialist told me that MAGUN only works when there is a spiritual bond between the couples in form of a bride price/dowry. Sorry guys.

Penile CAPTIVUS is real in the scientific and rational world
MAGUN is real in the traditional world
While A and B will always refuse to come to terms, I believe we all should stick our members to where it belongs because be it MAGUN or penile CAPTIVUS if you are caught pants down with someones property, the explanation of which is MAGUN or penile CAPTIVUS will cme after some serious bashing. And having a grown man crow like a cock is serious business.

Drksly.
FashionRe: Photos Of Miss Nigeria 2016 Contestants by Drksly(m): 2:58pm On Dec 16, 2016
the one that has cucumber will win
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Christianity EtcRe: Celestial Church Of Christ Reacts To Chained Boy In Ogun by Drksly(m): 8:25pm On Jul 27, 2016
I stand to condemn all acts of child abuse perpetrated in the name of religion. Ranging from starving, flogging, manhandling.
For all the oda peeps spewing fire and brimstone on CCC, it's quite unfortunate u think ur church is doing d right tin.
And for all those saying white garmet churches re evil, u better rethink and debunk wat ya mama told u.
CCC is one of the Aladura churches worldwide and they re christians, they use the king James version of d bible and Yoruba translations. They bliv same thing y'll believe in ur churches today.
Same goes for cherubim n Seraphim, which started as a prayer group in Anglican Church before they seperated.

There re so many unwholesome behavior in all churches today that is no doubt questionable.
That's how I saw a video of one man dancing and rolling on d floor in a video frm the synagogue church in the name of demon.
People bath in rain water in the chosen church
A video recently went viral of how one pastor raised a dead child, and d way d child was manhandled was inhumane
People re trapped in Christ embassy healing schl waiting for a miracle
I can't even begin to name it, because most churches todays' doctrines re questionable especially the healing section.
I am a Pentecostal Christian but I've moved beyond playing church.
The people criticizing CCC ve failed to update dre IQ, or at least read bout d church, they abide by wat was told em wen dey wre kids dat all white garmet churches re bad, they re d ones dat will say eckankar is evil.
They critize dre new yam festival at home, and mentally enslave emselves to d white man religion.

May God heal d mind of that child.
InvestmentRe: The W I R E S Principle Of Financial Independence by Drksly(m): 11:42am On Jun 22, 2016
Just stumbled on this thread, and I like wat I saw.
@op how can someone dat earns below 250000, let's say like a 100000 key into the wires principle. Tanx.
Christianity EtcA by Drksly(op):
#mytots
RomanceRe: Girl Curses Ex-Boyfriend After Abortions by Drksly(m): 10:26am On May 08, 2016
The guy lucky.. Wat if d gal had done wat this gal did to a guy dat left her frnd?

RomanceRe: Girl Curses Ex-Boyfriend After Abortions by Drksly(m): 10:22am On May 08, 2016
The guy lucky sef... Wat if the girl had done wat this oda gals did to a guy dat left dre frnd?
Gals re nt smiling

HealthEjaculate More, Have Less Prostate Cancer Risk. by Drksly(op): 8:38am On Apr 15, 2016
Study: Ejaculate More, Have Less Prostate Cancer Risk
Are Frequent Ejaculators Bacchanalian?

Nick Mulcahy March 31, 2016


A study on ejaculation and prostate cancer risk, which made a big splash at last year's annual meeting of the American Urological Association (AUA), was published online March 29 in European Urology.

The publication provides greater detail on the main finding: that men might be able to lower their risk for prostate cancer by ejaculating frequently.

"This large prospective study provides the strongest evidence to date of a beneficial role of ejaculation in prevention of prostate cancer," write the researchers, led by Jennifer Rider, ScD, MPH, a cancer epidemiologist at the Boston University School of Public Health.

However, another expert threw the requisite cold water on any firm conclusion.

"Association does not mean causation, so one has to be cautious about interpretation," Janet Stanford, PhD, MPH, a prostate cancer researcher at the Fred Hutchison Cancer Research Center in Seattle, who was not involved in the study, said about the observational data.

The data come from 31,925 men in the prospective Health Professionals Follow-up Study, who were followed from 1992 to 2010. The average age of the men in 1992 was about 59 years.

During the 18-year follow-up, 3839 men were diagnosed with prostate cancer, and 384 of those cases were lethal.

In a 1992 questionnaire, men were asked to report their average monthly ejaculation frequency during three periods: age 20 to 29 years, age 40 to 49 years, and the previous year.

After potential confounders were controlled for in multivariate analyses, the relative risk for prostate cancer was about 20% lower in men who ejaculated at least 21 times a month than in men who ejaculated four to seven times a month. For high-frequency ejaculators, this risk reduction was seen in all three time periods (P trend < .0001 for all).

After the results were first reported at the AUA meeting, the study received a lot of mainstream news coverage, Dr Rider noted. But in some of the reporting, the emphasis was on the men who ejaculated at least 21 times per month, she explained.

It is true that risk reduction was more pronounced in high-frequency ejaculators than in lower-frequency ejaculators, she acknowledged. (Too few men reported zero to three ejaculations per month, so those reporting four to seven ejaculations per month served as the reference group.)

However, there was a significant relative risk reduction of 10% in men who reported eight to 12 ejaculations per month at 40 to 49 years, and of 20% in men who reported 13 to 20 ejaculations at 40 to 49 years (P trend < .0001).

In an interview with Medscape Medical News last year, Dr Rider warned against overemphasizing the high-end numbers.

"We shouldn't dwell on the exact numbers of ejaculation, but instead should focus on the dose–response relation," Dr Rider advised at that time.

She summarized: "Safe sexual activity could be good for prostate health."

Notably, there was no association between ejaculation frequency and high-grade, advanced, or lethal disease. The reason for this exception is not known.

The risk reduction effect seen in the study is "modest," according to Dr Rider's team and Dr Stanford. And they acknowledge that other studies have pointed to sexual activity as a possible modifiable risk factor for prostate cancer development.

Portrait of High-Frequency Ejaculators

The men with the highest frequency of monthly ejaculations (at least 21) "are an interesting group," Dr Rider told Medscape Medical News this week.

They ate more calories than men who ejaculated less frequently, drank more alcohol, contracted more sexually transmitted diseases (gonorrhea and syphilis), and were more likely to be smokers or exsmokers, she reported.

They were was also less likely to have undergone prostate-specific antigen screening.

All of these factors concerned the researchers. They point out that these men "had some exposure patterns that might put them at higher risk of mortality and morbidity due to other causes."

"We were concerned that the reduction in prostate cancer risk we observed in this group might be attributable to premature death from other causes among men who may have had undiagnosed prostate cancer," they explain.

But using a "model of semi-competing risks," the researchers found that the reduction in prostate cancer risk in high-volume ejaculators "seemingly cannot be explained" by any premature death from other causes alone.

Dr Stanford was impressed with the thoroughness of the research.

"The analyses were comprehensive and considered alternative explanations for the observed inverse association," she summarized in an email to Medscape Medical News.

Dr Stanford called the study data "high quality," and said she is excited about possible mechanisms of action to be investigated in the future.

"These interesting results should stimulate more research on how ejaculation may alter the prostate microenvironment," she noted.

The researchers speculate what could be at work, mechanically, and offer one explanation: the prostate might accumulate potentially carcinogenic secretions that can lead to prostate cancer. This idea, known as the prostate stagnation hypothesis, has been around for decades, Dr Rider reported.

That theory might have parallels in folk wisdom. When these results were reported last year, a Medscape reader commented that the results make common sense, and urged his fellow male readers to "keep the pipes clean boys!"

Good news for the National wankers association
RomanceRe: April Born Lets Meet Here by Drksly(m): 4:24pm On Apr 06, 2016
April 22nd
HealthRe: Photos: What Kind Of Skin Disease Is This? by Drksly(m): 6:17pm On Mar 24, 2016
Dnt confuse the OP sir. Seborrheic dermatitis is not d same tin as tinea versicolor. While the previous is also referred to as dandruff, the later is a variant of hypo pigmented fungal skin infection.
And the picture has nothing to do with tinea or seborrheic dermatitis, rather a poor skin hygiene dat has resulted in a wide spread acne like condition. Proper skin hygiene is the way forward.
I hope this helps
peterveo:
Brother I just hope this help...the picture is not very clear but it looks like he is infected with seborhoeric dermatitis (Tanae Vesicolor) this is a fungi infection. It is severe with heat and high temperature. He should try and see a Dermatologist as soon as possible don't just take him to any doctor pls let him see a DERMATOLOGIST!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians And Gender Equality. Why The Bill Failed by Drksly(op): 9:03am On Mar 17, 2016
TG
udumosam23:
I don't understand what some people think when gender equality is mentioned. Some even make quotations from the religious books buttress their point that men are superior to women. Like seriously this nation need reorientation.


Women are by nature wives because that's their place and men are husbands because that's also their place.

If by chance it is the woman that is employed and the man is jobless in a home, it doesn't make the woman husband or the man wife.

African men are just too proud, little wonder they never make a good home.

What makes you think you're more intelligent than your wife? Without her can you even run a home hitch free?

Don't you think if she can manage the home she can also manage the society or nation if she has the opportunity?

Women has potentials let's give them the opportunity, we have the will strength, we can always put them in check. It is a weak husband that is always intimidated by his wife.

A true leader must not always lead from the top, he can also lead from the bottom.

Most women have done pretty well even where men has failed. Yet here we are condemning them.

In fact, I'll not vote for a man come 2019, I'll vote a woman.
Spot on
PoliticsRe: Nigerians And Gender Equality. Why The Bill Failed by Drksly(op): 2:38pm On Mar 16, 2016
Why should a man be scared of women rights protection? Is not like the bill is saying we should donate our balls
Timbuktou:
Schooled but not educated. The bill is redundant. Period. Na you civilise pass Mr. 30th century.
PoliticsNigerians And Gender Equality. Why The Bill Failed by Drksly(op): 2:02pm On Mar 16, 2016
It's no longer news that our well meaning senators for and against change has refused to allow the bill for gender equity/equality see daylight

This has not gone down well with some Nigerians who took to various social media outlets to express their disappointment

However for me, rather than disappointment, I wud ve been surprised if the bill passed in the presence of Dino Melaye who recently preferred Nigerian women over their Caucasian counterparts due to their economic nature

Or a president who dnt even take hand shakes from black women

Or Emirs who champion the Union of underage girls

Or senators who re scared of the reduction of the size of their balls if the bill saw daylight

Nigeria is still in the 19th century, and still held ransom to religious beliefs that do not support gender equality. Even some of our polygamous governors won't support it

They prefer lording over women than simply creating policies to better the lives of their citizens.
No wonder sme of them wants to import grass.

Until we stop dancing when an alleged thief is burnt
Until we stop rejoicing when a homosexual person is lynched

Until we take issues of rape and molestation seriously

Until we realize that as men, gender equity does not shrink our balls but rather help it survive
Until then...

We will get it right someday but not until then...
Drkslyexcel
PoliticsThe Corrupt Politician And The Good Shepherd by Drksly(op): 10:47am On Mar 01, 2016
I woke up this morning on the first day of March 2016 to the sound of a preacher on my transistor radio condemning corrupt politicians. And further went on to say how most of ur christian Shepherds shield em.
As he continued speaking i was wishing that this morning in the government house, that our governor Chief Barr Nyesom Wike is listening. But how will he? He recently won the supreme Court case as the dully elected governor of rivers state and has done a total of four Thanksgivings at different churches. Now it's good to thank God for his blessings, but our governor has got it wrong dis time. As someone in support of his government, it's right for me to say wen he is driving on the wrong lane.
I never paid much attention to his Thanksgiving speeches until the recent one at Salvation Ministries. In his speech he said that his blood pressure was 240/110mmhg, during the times at court, and now it has gone down to 110/80. So he will never forgive d pple dat made his blood pressure rise dat God shud make theirs 240/110 and the pple in church, gullible and misguided so called Christians were clapping and saying amen. He was ranting in church and I was disappointed. But first after d first Thanksgiving, wat was d need for the second, third and fourth? Why can't our churches stop accommodating such? Of course they wouldn't. They wouldn't because the governor won't leave there without dropping public funds in their purse. Same public funds dats being used to host other PDP stalwarts that would grace the occasion. These things don't happen in a civilised society. One Thanksgiving is enough. But the second, third and fourth? No. When he approached the second church, the Shepherd would ve told him that the first one was enough. But if he wants to cme and fellowship without any microphone ranting then he is welcomed. Not to cme and take people's time ranting on how you will deal with ur oppositions and beam with their shouts of amen.
But no, our leaders will continue to waddle in corrupt waters, and our churches will continue to shield em. It was at this point that Jesus Christ went in the temple and chased out the Shepherds saying that the temple of God is not a place for transactions and corruption.

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