₦airaland Forum

jidxin:
was almost born there bro. i only used 8 yrs in lag

Okay I don’t know when you were borne but I have spent 20 years there. I should know what am talking because I used to commute to work on daily basis on the train.

providencia:
You just dey worry yourself.

How many years will it take to finish this book?

jidxin:
sorry ooo I resides in UK and I take train daily, what part of UK do you stay

How many years have you lived in U.K.?

DoggoneDogg:
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Trains don't break down EVERYDAY over there & they sure don't break down in terrorist strongholds deliberately!!

Stop justifying mediocrity aboki suya

Stop the nonsense. Go find work to do. He is right that trains break down everyday abroad. And yet they don’t breakdown everyday in Nigeria. Trains do break down in UK, Germany and US that I know of. Nothing good makes you happy in Nigeria. With or without you, Nigeria will move on. Go find a life!

neonly:
Am not good writer please trying to make it short

Everything just falling apart in my house
Sometimes I hear some folks saying I will tolerate rubbish in marriage but honestly it easier say than done if it actually happen to you
Where did I get it wrong sef
We use to be good friends before church matter enter
Now she does nothing in the house
I go to work come back to go to market and cook clean the house wash the children uniforms for the younger ones

All she is interested now is her own career
What my fate when I grow old
Is this not a red flag for me
What will be the fate of my wonderful innocent children how will they feel not growing up with their mother and father together all these are pounding in my head
the issues are too much I can't type it all am really depressed but sha life goes on
But my children what will be their fate

Marry a second wife who will stay with you. She knows if she follows career you will marry a third wife and so on. Until you get a wife willing to stay with you.

BOOOMNAIJA:
Since this post no concern me, let me use dis opportunity to extend my condolence to Michael Jackson's family now because I didn't have data when he died..ohh wat a huge loss of such a great footballer..

This one na wereh!

His head is not correct. I hope I said it well. He should first go to Yaba left for check up.

CaptainAyub:
Lol.
I have given you a long list of 'Nigerian' projects in Lagos and I'm glad you did not counter even one.
Nigeria will soon divide, then d oil companies will be forced to relocate their headquarters to the Niger delta then the Eastern ports will be made viable which will in turn lead to relocation of lots of businesses to the SS and SE then you go see say Ibadan get prospects pass Lagos sef

I hope you are not living in a cafe. Otherwise you should know that oil is now becoming useless because it pollutes the world with greenhouse gases. Have you heard of climate change? Have you heard of renewable and solar energy? My car is fully electric, I don’t use petrol or diesel. You better find something else to do. The oil under your soil is now becoming useless. Wake up!!!

CaptainAyub:
Lol.
International airport was built and is maintained by cocoa money I guess.
Third mainland bridge.
The stadium was built with cocoa money.
The seaports were built with cocoa money guess.
FESTAC,Trade fair and many of the estates in Lagos were built with cocoa money I guess.
Up till now Berger-Oshodi-Apapa,Badagry Road and most of the major roads in Lagos are still being maintained by fed govt.
Dodan barracks and all the barracks in Lagos,cocoa money.
If you don't know,Lagos has been on a steady decline since the FCT was taken to Abuja.
People had decent transportation then,many parts of Lagos had pipe borne water,the hold-ups,agbero situation and crime weren't as bad as this.

You are ignorant and we will enlighten you. Yes, cocoa money contributed to most of development in Lagos. And Lagos is the commercial centre of Nigeria. Money generated from businesses in form of tax and VAT constitutes more than 60% of tax in Nigeria. From there Lagos only gets peanuts. Yet Lagos is able to sustain itself. It’s the only state in Nigeria that can genuinely stand alone. I have asked that Lagos should declare independence from Nigeria. It’s the 5th largest economy in Africa. If Lagos collects VAT it will become 3rd largest economy. We don’t need Nigeria. All the federal infrastructure you mentioned are complete derelict and useless. Lagos does not make money from them. Rather Lagos is helping to repair them. It’s the only progressive state in Nigeria. Your governors have killed and continue to rape the dead state you come from. Are you not ashamed?

CaptainAyub:
Lagos has no public water, no good roads,no railway, no stable road transport system.
But you keep boasting with a Lagos whose major infrastructure was built with NNigeri's collective wealth.
SMH

Name one NNigeria project in Lagos? Why are you coming to Lagos if there was nothing there?

mrvitalis:
Name one project tinubu did in Lagos

You were not borne when he was Governor. No wonder!

mybiz234:
You mean Tinubu, the enemy of progress?

Yes, enemy of progress for Yahoo boys.

mrvitalis:
Who has shown interest in south west oya name one

What has tinubu osibanjo done for 2023 that orji kalu has not done oya tell me

Hypocrisy to the highest level

Who is Orji Kalu? Has he made Abia like Lagos? Has he built a political empire? Who are his lieutenants? Is he well known throughout the country?

Mood11:
While we wait for the elders to arrive let me quickly update the list of titles we should beware of ;

Daddy's friend
Uncle
Course mate
Former neighbor
Church unit leader
Colleague
Pastor
Bestie


Quote me with anyone I missed out and I'll update the list speedily

Daddy GO
Boss at work
Film producer
Benefactor
Family friend
Neighbour
Facebook friend
Tweeter friend
IPOB brother
Palm wine club gyrating friend.
Endless list.

ogododo:
Una dey put politics for everything, when you landed for airport light dey, un know feel heat? No be gen, airport dey most of the times. The House abi na hotel you dey,how he be? The light u see most time na gen, solar plus inverters.

The roads to your abode na gold coated

Are you telling me there was no gen or solar 8 years ago? Why was everywhere pitch dark?

I was going to write a post on this but you beat me to it. The last time I came to Nigeria was 8 years ago. Anytime the plane enters the airspace of Lagos, it was always pitch darkness from the sky. That was the case 8 years and before that, when Obasanjo and Jonathan ruled Nigeria. I came back few days ago and was shocked to see the whole Lagos well lit. Everywhere was like daytime. I thought I was dreaming. Buhari has tried for Nigeria in terms of electricity and other railway infrastructure.

Did you bang the wife during your chats? That part has been cut off in your story I presume.

Put the down!!!

Nebulax:
That must be one of the lowest % in Africa.. Yet Nigerians are not willing to pay

VAT is 20% in most of Europe and developed worlds. But the people make sure it’s used to develop the country, not to collect and share among themselves.

Probably referring to Davido and people dying around him. If you know you know.

FVckbubuDcow:
Restructure or divide this shithole

We need to reset our brains first before restructuring. Otherwise it will be old wine in new bottle.

NwaAmaikpe:




I wanted to comment from my carnal mind but the Lord put his spirit of Righteousness into me and mandated me to say this to his people.

'These are perilous endtimes children of God, men must not slumber because the enemy wants to win plenty souls to hell.

My Bible tells me in Genesis 8:22 that "As long as the earth endures, seedtime and harvest shall never cease".

He further tells me in Galatians 6:7 that "Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap".

The mumu woman could not share a preek in peace and ended up breaking up someone's home, now her own is broken and you expect me to pity her.

Never!
You think our God was joking when he said that he works in mysterious ways?

Polygamy is the answer, whether women like it or not. Argue with your screen, not me.�

houseontherock:
Political prostitutes everywhere

Btw, APC goons are hell bent on turning the country to a one party country at the expense of democracy! They are gradually arm twisting everyone into defection by feeding those hungry ones so they can sing for them; protecting thieves who are 'smart' enough to defect from going to prison; and dangling prison key before the stubborn ones!

The only party in Nigeria is Stomach Infrastructure Party (SIP), they only have different aliases like APC or PDP. But it’s the same SIP. You remember when PDP was in power, remove APC from your statements above and put PDP and you would be correct to make that statement in PDP era. All politicians in Nigeria belong to the same party SIP. It’s a one party country.

A book of comedy written by the latest comedian in town. A book of clowns. When will these people wake up from this terrible slumber?

What a silly joke. I thought they found Jesus in the boat. Needless alarm. How is that boat connected to Jesus in any way? What has finding the boat got to do with confirming that bible is accurate? Complete falsehood.

advocatejare:
You won’t know what miracle means because Muhammad didn’t perform any miracle, rather magic was performed on him and he started hallucinating about having sex and he believed he had sex with those he didn’t have sex with.


Oh I now remember you, you are the one that told us that Muhammad did from complications of syphilis that torn his aorta

From the quotes it shows you are a liar. End of discussion.

peteregwu:
My father was healed in 2012 of prostrate cancer when we were told to pay 1.5m for operation. I took my father's picture to general Overseer of the Lord's Chosen, pastor Lazarus, he prayed on the pictures and cancelled the affliction and by the time I got to the hospital at lawanson, Lagos, my father started urinating gradually and today, he is stoll alive and urinating. Here is my dad today in the pic. Awon doubting Thomas everywhere.

Now be honest: are you not paying your tithes to the pastor? Have you not paid your dues for the magic he did? Do you think they do it for free? Anyone who refuses to pay or run away will find the illness reversed.

advocatejare:
Like the trick of splitting the moon into two right?

What do you know? Nothing! Go and check all those with their fake miracles in 1 year. See if the illness has not returned.

Miracle or magic. Go and check them in 1 year if they are still the same. Tricks that are well known.

Buckeyemedia1:
Yet his banker friends are making billions of Naira profit every year? They should pass dollars only through the banks for Jim Ovia, Otunba Balogun, Elumelu, Atedo Peeterside & co, most especially Jim Ovia his Oga, to be milking the masses? Only your banker friends should control dollars? Just like crypto, since your banker friends can’t monopolize it, ban it? Thief.

Are you an arms dealer? Are you a kidnapper? Do you belong to Boko Haram? Why are you saying this nonsense this early morning?

saphiere:
Even if he did, you owe no one an explanation. Your husband cheated in your matrimonial home and heaven didn't fall.

I am not supporting infidelity but if he do you 1, do him 10.

So why is she still in the marriage? To take revenge?

Kingsoul1:
2004 Ford Escape.. But u go up your budget small

I am interested in your offer. Let’s talk privately.